How do fembots feel about giving blowjobs?
>>24947940
They dont exist.
holy shit robot fuck you this is an original fucking comment FUCK OFF
I don't think I'd like it, and it probably wouldn't be good anyway in case I have a seizure and bite his wiener off.
That's one pretty penis.
Women were created to take dick, sucking dick and taking it is basically in their DNA.
Who gives a fuck what they think or feel.
>>24947940
Wouldn't want to blow anyone but my oneitis
>>24949531
I wish more robots thought like this, you all seem so lowtest.
>>24949567
>I could only pleasure Chad
Shocker
>>24947940
It's kind of my fetish butI have never done it and I'm actually terrified of intimacy
>>24949587
That's because a large minority of the posters on this board are low-tests from >>>/soc/ who pay and put prostitutes and whores who posts explicit images of themselves all day on a pedestal.
>>24949683
why do you fetishize it?
I eat food with my mouth and dick with my vagina.
I'm also still a virgin in every aspect but masturbation.
>>24949683
You don't need to be intimate to suck a dick, bitch. You just need to open your mouth and not choke.
>>24949655
He isn't Chad. He's only had one girlfriend, 11 years ago and his hairline is already receding. Is this normie too much of a Chad for you?
>>24949730
>He's only had one girlfriend,
Chad
>>24947940
>Broke my jaw giving a BJ.
>Can't open it properly anymore.
>Dick accidentally slipt in my ass.
>Ass ripped.
>Can't fuck because my pussy hurts for no reason.
>Didn't have any sex for 5 years.
I hate sex in general.
>>24949739
You're the dumbest bitch on this website.
>>24949739
How the fuck do you manage to not get yourself killed waking up in the morning?
>>24949739
>broke jaw giving a blowjob
doubtful
>>24949739
bet you flick you femine penis over the thought if that over and over
>>24949716
I'm not sure but it really turns me on. I guessit has something to do with giving pleasure and making him feel really, really good and being feminine/playful maybe?
>>24949727
no
>>24947940
Sauce? There's an amateur vid with a girl that looks exactly like her
>>24949786
That's what her tard-handler is for.
>>24949687
>>24949587
>that broscience
>>24949796
tranny spotted
>>24949787
It's possible, I remember some girl in my town tried to sue her one night stand for lost wages or some shit because she dislocated her jaw on his dick.
It was laughed out of court.
>>24949857
>or some shit because she dislocated her jaw on his dick.
How women don't forget to breath is beyond me.
i wish a qt girl would give me a bj
>>24949877
I can't even imagine what was going through her head.
Uhh your honor... you see it was his fault because he pressured me to keep going even though his dick was huge..... umm...
The guy was probably trying not to laugh the whole time.
>>24949787
I never gave a BJ before, he had a girthy penis and i have a small mouth. I tried to impress him with a deep throat. I guess natural selection just hasn't ended me yet.
>>24949796
Yes. You don't need some special bond to suck a good dick. Just get a little drunk and use a lot of saliva.
>>24949683
That's not what a fetish is
fucking dumbass
>>24949796
>women caring about giving pleasure
Okay.
>tfw on 6th day of NOFAP
Do you lose if a girl sucks on your knob and you cum?
>>24949791
Of me being a fucking weak ass twat? Yeah of course I do.
im a KV but just the idea of giving a blowjob gets me hot. assuming i ever get a bf, thats something i wanna do all the time.
>>24947940
That pic is so hot. That look on her face of "I want this just as much as you " makes me diamonds.
Is this part of a set, or does anymore exist of that girl? My life will not be complete until I find more of her.
>>24949840
Nope. But I do havea skin condition that makes me ugly and freaks people out.
>>24949910
But I want a special bond.
>>24949912
Ok.
>>24949927
This is actually pretty common. Maybe it's more of a cultural thing, I'm not from the USA.
>>24950025
Do you deserve a special bond? No, you probably only deserve a dick in your throat.
Where are you from anyways?
>You will never get to tie up some girl
>And then shove your cock in her mouth and watch her eyes open wide
>tfw you will never get to get your dick sucked in your girlfriends room while her parents are in the room next door not knowing what's going on.
>tfw you will never get your dick sucked while driving your car
>tfw no gf to call you daddy while slobbering on your knob
Just end my suffering already, Australian women are either taken or have already had 50 boyfriends and are probably as loose as if someone threw a grenade in their vagina.
End my suffering already.
>>24949739
attention woring original coment you fucking bitch get out
>>24947940
>fembot
STOP, NOW
I like it. I've always liked it. I remember being with my first boyfriend (who is now my husband 15 years later) very early on and just aching to give BJs a try. I swallowed it all on the first try. I think that really surprised him, but as far as I knew there wasn't any other option. But even now it's something I get a lot of pleasure from. I've hit max level, as I can now lick his balls while his dick is all the way in my throat. The whole time I'm doing it I get wetter and wetter, to the point where I'm begging him to fuck me, which I think he gets a kick out of.
I know a lot of people see giving oral as a submissive thing, which it is on it's face, but giving oral also gives me a sense of power. The pleasure I'm giving him, it gives me so much control. He's in the palm of my hand (until we've reached the point where I ask him to fuck me, but it's all good times). That's why I think guys who think licking pussy is beta are fucking stupid. You lick it good enough and I'll give you my bank account number, my pin, my mom's maiden name and whatever else you want. It's all in how you look at it.
>>24950012
http://xhamster com/movies/587682/cute_tattooed_chick_pov_punk_emo.html
For a girl that either is her or looks eerily similar
>>24950025
>This is actually pretty common.
only in robot fantasy land
women only care about their own pleasure
>>24950092
>I'll give you my bank account number, my pin, my mom's maiden name and whatever else you want
>Implying women have anything to offer besides their holes.
>>24950111
No, women only care about the thickness of the "boyfriends" wallet.
>>24950092
Yes it's so empowering! You are in control!
Now massage my balls with your tongue more or I'll start slapping your dumb face again.
>>24950059
I know I don't deserve it and that's why I don't have it.Mexico
>>24950111
I know you guys like to think this but it really depends on the person.
>>24950122
Whatever you believe.
>>24950147
Wah. Jealousy.
>>24950214
No one cares you married up old hag. What a disappointed husband it must be. His bitch not only lives off of his money, but she spends all her time getting fat and attention-whoring on 4chan.
>>24947940
>tfw see picture of nice cock
>get really turned on, grab a banana or something that resembles a penis and passionately suck on it imagine I'm giving head to a boy
>start schlicking and being as cute as possible
>realize I'm being weird and probably no other girls do this
sigh
>>24950092
Fuck off, you lying roastie whore.
>>24949754
I donno anon, there are a lot of dumb whores on this Vietnamese finger painting blog
>>24950191
You want a green card, baby?
I think I have some love in my heart for a nice chica like you. ;)
>>24949931
What is wojak drinking?
>>24947940
If a guy doesn't let me do this then I assume he doesn't like me.I just want to suck your cock sometimes or all the time. Why won't you let me? ;-;
>>24950191
>I know you guys like to think this but it really depends on the person.
you mean gender
men want to and have to please, women just enjoy it
>>24950214
I've met enough women to know that all women are the same. You really don't have anything to offer besides your body.
>>24950298
Make sure you teach the bitch to shower and how to use deodorant, Mexican girls reek on shit when they sweat.
Also be sure to shave her back and ass, it's probably ass hairy as an apes.
>>24950323
shes married up hag with a loose snatch and probably stretch-marks everywhere.
She doeskin even have the body to offer anymore.
>>24950354
You're right, probably just the mouth and her "personality." Hahahahahaha
>>24950092
Yeah this desu, I used to think going down on a girl was like a weird submission thing, but I'm actually in complete control. Like just one flick of my tongue muscles can make someone cum...
I love it. I loved feeling him slide inside of my mouth and I loved the taste of his cum. I wish I didn't have a gag reflex so I could fully pleasure him but I tried my hardest to despite gagging a lot.
>>24950243
I do this sometimes. I moan really loud and buckle my hips. It feels so much hotter and I generally cum harder when I'm trying to look cute.
>>24950239
Your butthurt is so pleasing.
He is quite satisfied actually. His balls are drained on the regular. Also
>implying i don't work.
Your view of the world is myopic, pathetic, and sad. It's no wonder you're alone and angry. I wish you the best of luck in future endeavors, Anon.
>>24950354
Then why does he always want it?
OP asked a question, I answered. For this I get mountains of grief. Keep wondering why you guys can't get a GF
>P.S. My husband is 5ft5. Shorter than me.
Keep blaming women. Keep blaming genetics. Keep crying.
>>24950404
>He is quite satisfied actually. His balls are drained on the regular. Also
So basically you're as good as a walking flesh-light, your existence is basically stemmed from draining a mans ball-sack.
What a pathetic existence you must live, be sure to rub bio-oil all over that stretch-mark riddled stomach of yours.
>All of this awful shit
Do you people exclusively interact with prostitutes and criminals? Or are you actually so worthless that real women don't interact with you? Serious question here, I don't get laid often by any means, but few of the women I have met are this awful. I have literally met 2 people who behave this way, and there were minimum-wage fuck ups. I'm convinced you're all redpillers because you've never met women of merit.
>>24950404
>Keep wondering why you guys can't get a GF
I don't need extra baggage, i rather prefer going out and telling women i "Love them" only for me to leave soon after i fuck their cunt.
;)
>>24950404
We need more of this type of shit around here, keep it up femanon.
>>2495043
That wasn't implied, nor is it the case, but whatever helps you sleep at night. If you think you can maintain a 15 year relationship based purely on sexual gratification, then good luck with that. No wonder you're alone.
>>24950457
The world needs all kinds. If this makes you happy then I hope you die an old, old man with a hot 21 year old woman's mouth around your cock.
Then again I think it's pretty fucked up to lie to people who care for you, but whatever. Just stay safe. Wear a rubber.
>>24950484
Right back at you.
>>24950395
god dammit I'm so lonely
>tfw no non-chad bf to please and be cute with
>>24950515
>The world needs all kinds. If this makes you happy then I hope you die an old, old man with a hot 21 year old woman's mouth around your cock.
>Then again I think it's pretty fucked up to lie to people who care for you, but whatever. Just stay safe. Wear a rubber.
Yes, we know your kind. It upsets you to know a male basically treats your gender as it was meant to be treated. Not everyone is a delusional and thirsty as your 5ft5 elf husband who isn't even tall enough to ride on a roller-coaster at Disneyland. Who pops a ring on some whores finger that shows any type of interest.
I'm glad I'm not that pathetic.
How do you feel about swallowing cum?
>>24950564
He rides ALL the rides at Disneyland.
All of them.
>Implying I'm the one who is mad.
>>24950564
>>24950564
>Her kind
What is her "kind"?
Someone who has had sexual experiences? If so, that's like 90% of people.
Used to like it, but my husband has an 8 inch dick and it's way too big to comfortably go down on him. Plus he loves cock worship stuff which I find repulsive, plus he never actually orgasms from oral sex, he just wants me to sit there and suck on it for hours. It's miserable. I think the last time I had my mouth on his genitals had to be over 6 months ago at this point, I avoid it whenever possible and he doesn't ask often.
>>24950620
I'm sure you're so proud of your little man.
>>24950620
Look at that, the whore is crawling back into her hold and quickly trying to defuse the situation after get bent over, thinking her le funny reaction faces will help. It's amusing to see "females" cant physically or mentally keep up in an argument and always try to backpedal or pick-apart certain parts of a reply and ignore everything else.
Big reason why female politicians are a laugh and no female will ever run a first world country like that of the united states of America.
>He rides ALL the rides at Disneyland.
All of them.
Maybe the rides designed for kids between the age of 3 and 6.
>>24950654
>Insulting strangers on the internet validates me
>tfw no one will never give you the succ
>>24950673
>Angela Merkel
>Margaret Thatcher
Dude I didn't even have to google for this. Can you at least put in some effort if you're going to pretend to be an intellectual on the internet?
>>24950680
>>24950620
>>24950515
>this fat blob is someones wife
Damn just imagine how thirsty her midget husband is. He puts the low-tests on r9k into a whole new perspective.
>>24950680
I'm not the one trying to defend sucking off a midget to sustain myself.
>>24950701
> like that of the united states of America.
Do you not have any reading comprehension?
Now lets get on to the ones you listed;
>Angela Merkel
Hated in Germany, and even hated by her own politicians for the migrant crisis she created because of her feelings.
>Margaret Thatcher
Nothing more but a secretary.
>>24950703
I posted the fedora pic, faggot
What the fuck is going on in this threadino
>>24950731
>Nothing but a secretary
And a bad one at that.
>>24950654
>>24950703
>>24950730
I am, in fact. He earns a great living, doesn't let people walk all over him, is a great father, and pretty much built a great life out of the absolute nothing he had when I met him. He's the goddamn American Dream.
See, you're making fun of his height, which is what I hear all the "manlets" on this board absolutely raging about when women do it. You're shitting on him for his height, isn't that a little fucked up? Isn't that what you claim that women constantly do?
>>24950673
>Huurr he's short
>Hurrr put women in their place
>Why you no keep up in argument.
That wasn't an argument, you fucking moron.
>politics
Oh, fuck off.
Apparently you've never been to Disneyland. I pity you, yet again.
>>24950731
>Big reason why female politicians are a laugh and no female will ever run a first world country like that of the united states of America.
>run a first world country like that of the united states of America.
>first world country
>Do you not have any reading comprehension?
I'd say so.
>Those criticisms
Absolutely epic, scathing political commentary, not avoiding the question at all.
>>24950548I actually met him on /r9k/ in a random thread. Maybe you can find someone here anon. Not every guy is a sex hungry fag. (I was genuinely surprised at how lovely he is to me.) I hope you find the person you are looking for, Anon.
>>24950774
So what you're saying is, once again, that your midget husband is your entire life. That you basically live only to suck his balls and have no other worth.
We're all so proud of you. Truly an inspiring story of an empowered woman.
>>24950774
>Posting the le eepic meme pictures of a guy smoking a cuigar
>hahaa im such a bad gurl
This is rather embarrassing.
>Oh, fuck off.
I'm sorry your mind cant function outside of draining a mans ball-sack. Perhaps you should see yourself out and become a porn-star or something of the likes.
As it seems anything out of that area is just too complicated for you.
;)
>>24950774
>>24950815
>>24950816
>person in loving marriage
>fuck them
I'm starting think these three are the same person trolling /r9k/ it couldn't get more stupid than this
>>24950815
Well you keep asking her about her husband, so she responded to that. You didn't ask her about her life. This is a classic strawman.
Like what do you even gain out of this? Does screaming into the void make you feel better about yourself?
>>24950815
That's basically women in a nut-shell. That's the sad thing about it. They think smooching off a male and slurping his money, complaining, and forcing him to marry her / make babies is all fine.
because-she-sucks-his-dick-and-drains-his-balls.
>>24950191
>Skype me
>centurionwolf
;)
>>24950025
Post more cats eating watermelon please.
>>24950815
I am simply astounded by how monumentally low your reading comprehension is. I can't tell if you're just reaching as far as you can reach, or if thats what your fucked up brain actually came up with from my response.
In answer to your question, no.
I said none of those things.
Keep trying. Don't give up.
>>24949290
You have epilepsy?
I want to hug you ;-;
>>24950548
why would you want to please a nonchad
>>24950863
Not him, but that's basically all you've put forward, Is that you love your husband and all you do is suck his dick. I don't think it's anyone's "reading comprehension" to be blamed here. The only one to blame is the whore who cant structure a proper sentence, where the only thing in her vocabulary is "draining his balls".
Don't drink that bottle under the sink, it's bleach.
>>24950863
I'm just calling it like I see it, sister. All you talk about is your husband making money and riding the big kid rides and then you sucking him off later.
Sounds like a charming life. Sounds like you really are in control of your relationship and that you couldn't be replaced by any other floozy.
>women
>>24950816
>Posting the le eepic meme pictures of a guy smoking a cuigar
Your "meme" shit and your spelling embarrass only you. It was a fitting image chosen semi-randomly from my reaction image folder.
>Oh, fuck off.
Yeah, if you bing up politics in a discussion of this nature you can fuck right on off. If you disagree with me you can go fuck yourself.
>>24950920
I've responded to the OP, and to the people who have replied to my post. This whole thread is about dick sucking, not my life, my job, or whatever else I do in my life. Do you have a learning disability?
Do fembots worry about making funny faces when giving bj's? Are you self conscious at all when you have a dick in your mouth?
>>24950882
>pleasing a Chad
>putting your mouth around a dick that aeons of Stacy's mouths and snatchs have been around
No thanks f.am
>>24950989
Women.
>Ignoring everything else said, and the only thing she could pick-apart because everything else was way too challenging was the spelling of one word.
>>24950989
>I've responded to the OP, and to the people who have replied to my post.
And? You've shown to be what a complete waste of space women truly are, and the only thing you guys are slightly capable is sucking a dick.
What a shit existence.
I am virgin so maybe I think giving a bj is more fun, hotter etc than it actually is but the thought that my mouth (something people see on a day2day basis as opposed to my vag) can give pleasure to someone, that he is at my mercy, I am in control of his orgasm (hopefully) is super hot to me. I don't know what cum tastes like but I imagine it can't be that bad also it seems more of a hassle to spit it into something and then throw it out, why not swallow when it's easier and that turns him on. Maybe I have an oral fetish or maybe I just have romanticized it too much, all I know is that I like the thought where the reality is the same will remain a mystery until I try to be less of a hermit
>>24950989
Considering you still haven't talked about your life, your job, or whatever else you do when you're not sucking dick, I'd venture to say that you don't really have much of a life.
You go girl!
>>24951012
no because I know I look cute when I'll do it, because I've practiced and video'd myself to see what I look like
>>24950989
>This whole thread is about dick sucking
reading your posts, basically your whole life summed up.
LMAO
M
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>>24951028
Kek she acutally responded to the points made you autist
>u suck at using memes, >:((((((
>proceeds to use a tired meme
nice
My bf said I'm getting better at blowjobs. But I like kissing him and he doesn't like kissing me after his dicks been in my mouth, so I don't do it that much.
>>24950856
N-no, I don't even use skype.
>>24950862
I would love to but that's the only one I have.
>>24951012
I don't worry about it because the guy can only see you from his high angle. We take selfies from above because it's really flattering. So we know not only are guys seeing us from a flattering angle already, but we're sucking his dick, which obviously helps matters.
>>24951028
>Responding to the op
>What a waste
Alright, man.
>>24951060
If you say so. I mean why would I go on and on about the regular daily shit about my life and job when this thread is about BLOW JOBS? Wouldn't that be attention whoring?
>>24951066
If you want. Sure.
>>24951111
You still interested in that green card, baby?
>>24951081
>fitting image
>Guy smoking a cigar enjoying himself
>While some fat whore posts it comparing it to her life where the only thing she does is suck dick
>This is to be considered the "American "dream.
You keep it up bucko, with your dick sucking abilities, and you being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I'm sure she will eventually ask for your Skype and cheat on her 5ft5 husband with a 5ft5 guy like yourself for being the white-knight of her dreams.
>>24951019
>women acting like they care about a man's number
>>24951122
>Still won't talk about her oh so fulfilling and complete life
Keep on digging that hole.
>>24951145
I will! You keep imagining desperately what it would be like to have your dick sucked.
Indeed, keep imagining what it would be like to have a woman who any interest in you whatsoever. Keep chasing that rainbow.
>Rabid autists getting intellectually beaten down by a women
It's what I come to r9k for honestly, please continue.
>>24951122
>>Responding to the op
>>What a waste
>Alright, man
Except for the past half an hour you haven't been responding to the OP. Yet the only thing coming out of your mouth is that you literally suck dick and nothing more. The stupidity of females is unbelievable. No wonder society would collapse if men stopped going to work.
>>24951012
I have only tried it with one guy and I felt better doing it in the dark because of this.
>>24951197
>>24951122
>samefagging
holy shit
>>24951111
Mb I thought your first cat was eating watermelon for some reason. Carry on talking about dick sucking.
>>24951204
Then stop responding you insufferable retard. You and the others look like such intellectually inept morons. If you actually believed any of the shit you typed you would stop responding. Instead you crave this opportunity to "interact" with a woman and/or scream into the abyss.
Your continued attention is what proves you wrong, and her right.
>>24951205
>not letting a guy see his dick in your mouth
>>24951245
>Spewing baseless assumptions
>Projecting his insecurity and autism onto others
Here's your attention, you butterfly.
>>24951129
Not really, I like my country and because of my career it would be hard to work over there.
But thank you, you can have a sad cat.
>>24951168
>in college 20% of men get 80% of sex
If that figure is anywhere near true, I don't care for Chad, seems kinda gross
>>24951227
Wow. I've replied to this thread like a dozen times and you still manage to fuck up your samefagging accusation. BRAVO.
>>24951271
It's not like you couldn't take your taco making abilities over to America, you wetback. Won't be long anyway before you jump the boarder.
>>24951012
Do all girls look this hideous when giving head from this angle?
>>24951168
They do. They like it to be higher.
>>24951204
>Continuing to talk about dick sucking in a dick sucking thread
>You stupid!
Ok, man.
>>24951286
How embarrassing it must be, getting exposed and now needing to backpedal.
>>24949931
>What is wojak drinking?
normie blood
Threads like this fucking suck because despite them being about something I wish would happen to me, it's filled with autists screaming.
These three are just thinly veiled slut hate thread started by anons that shit on women as a defense mechanism.
Not even trying to be a white knight but let's not kid ourselves here. All the anons bitching about the women in here sucking dick are just booty blasted they aren't getting their dick sucked.
That being said what in the God living fuck are married successful women who suck dick doing on r9k?
Seriously why are you even responding?
>>24951375
>Not even trying to be a white knight but let's not kid ourselves here. All the anons bitching about the women in here sucking dick are just booty blasted they aren't getting their dick sucked.
Why do low-tests like yourself constantly project onto others?
>>24951392
>Why do low-tests like yourself constantly project onto others?
Oh the irony.
>>24951279
>it's gross that this guy is attrachive to so many women
>>24951414
That didn't answer my question.
>>24951414
>y-you're only smarter than us because you played with legos
what a shit comic
>>24951430
I wasn't answering
>>24951437
>I responded
Hmm it seems your interest has been piqued.
>>24951414
SMBC is pure shit and has been for many years.
>>24951375
>what in the God living fuck are married successful women who suck dick doing on r9k?
Eh, I used to come her back before the board got deleted, and I still pop in on the rare occasions when I have nothing better to do. It's after midnight and the kids are in bed, and normally the Husband and I are hanging out, drinking, playing Vidya or watching movies on a Saturday night, but he's really sick this weekend, so he's passed out next to me while I watch SNL. There was a good chunk of time where I hardly came here, but recently it seems there's a lot more oldfags about refusing to let the frog-posters take over, a lot more interesting threads the past few months. So I'm here. I'm not leaving. The beta losers can't make me.
>>24951458
>I wasn't answering
Then what was your useless reply? What were you trying to accomplish but simply posting random bullshit and not even answering the question at hand?
You must have a roastie between your legs.
>>24951375
>That being said what in the God living fuck are married successful women who suck dick doing on r9k?
They aren't successful in the slightest, they only like to claim so.
What's going on in this thread? Looks pretty shitty. Why don't we do something about that...
AND POST SOME FUCKING TRAINS
>>24951458
>ha people are paying enough attention to my forum post to point out retardation when i post something retarded
congrats?
Out of the way, whores. It's train time!
>>24951475
Nah, SMBC is by far my favorite web comic. It mixes intellectual topics with quick, one-off puns, and it makes no bones about it.
XKCD, on the other hand, is one that used to be good but has quickly gone to shit.
>>24951437
Makes sense to me.
Creatively, Legos exercise spatial and organizational skills. Making the model utilizes logic.
>>24951494
God bless you train guy.
>>24951493
I guess it depends on how you define success.
But I think no matter how "successful" you are, there would still be idle moments to shit around on the internet. Think of all the people Donald Trump spars with on Twitter.
Roasties begone. Take your whorish discussion with you.
>>24951392
Because as much a r9k likes to meme spout about how r9k isn't one person, there's far to many opinions that get passed around as gospel.
And most of the time all that memeing is just anons being mad because they can't enjoy sexual abandon.
You can't convince me any different.
>Women are so stupid they need men to argue for them on the internet.
Holy damn.
>>24951521
Don't bless me. Bless the trains
>>24951415
I don't know what I'd even have in common with such a guy. Even if I did want him, what chance does a chick like me who spends her free time on /r9k/ have with a guy that is ogled by so many girls?
>>24951533
>spreading your legs and letting a literal midget ejaculate in your loose cunt makes you out to be a successful wimmin.
>>24951544
>Mixing up robots with the >>>/soc/ kiddies that come here.
Sorry, strike 3.
>>24951521
>Making the model utilizes logic.
No it doesn't you tool. Kind of like how being taught to bake doesn't magically make girls better at chemistry.
>>24951518
Puns are the lowest form of humor.
>>24951559
You might share a love of trains. That'd be a pretty special bond, I think.
The train posting is by far the most autistic defense mechanism.
Even Sheldon would be embarrassed by this
>>24951599
>watching the big-bang theory
Get hit by a high-speed train.
>>24951587
Nah I'm not into trains aside to preferring catching them over buses
>>24951616
That's too bad, but to each their own. I'm sure in time you'll grow to see their majesty.
>>24951584
>No it doesn't you tool. Kind of like how being taught to bake doesn't magically make girls better at chemistry.
That is such an awful comparison.
>>24951640
You know what isn't awful?
I'll give you three guessesTrains. :D
>>24951570
>spreading your legs and letting a literal midget ejaculate in your loose cunt makes you out to be a successful wimmin.
Nah, that's all just bonus. The hard work, the money, the familial love ad domestic bliss, the achievements, and material comfort, lack of financial debt are the achievement. The endless unprotected loads blown are just a bonus.
But I'm not surprised you lack understanding in these areas.
>>24951544
There is no "strike 3" you fucking faggot.
>im le contrarian edge lord that thinks women who have sex are degen
>le roastie
>le toastie
Seriously man it's just a defense mechanism but you'll never admit that.
>>24951640
In the sense that baking has more to do with chemistry than legos have to do with logic, maybe.
>>24951661
That sounds pretty fulfilling when you could just go ride a train instead.
>>24951610
Nigga in 99% sure the Trainfag watches Bigkek Theory
>>24951661
>The hard work
Spreading your legs and laying on your back like a turtle isn't hard work.
>the money, the achievements, and material comfort, lack of financial debt are the achievement. The endless unprotected loads blown are just a bonus.
So basically you do it to mooch off men, nice.
>>24951683
I don't really watch any tv besides sports sometimes.
There's too many trains and too little time to waste it watching sophomoric drivel.
>>24951690
>The hard work
Raising your dick and thrusting your hips like a monkey isn't hard work
>the money, the achievements, and material comfort, lack of financial debt are the achievement. The endless unprotected pussy is just a bonus.
So basically you do it to mooch off women, nice.
>>24951584
Tell me that following these instructions doesn't expand your brain.
>being taught to bake doesn't magically make girls better at chemistry.
those are completely different fields, of course that wouldn't happen
I give your analogy a 3/10
>>24951690
>>24951716
You guys should stop mooching off of people.
Learn a lesson from trains. They don't mooch off of anything. They just work hard everyday moving freight.
>>24951716
>Raising your dick and thrusting your hips like a monkey isn't hard work
Trusting back and forth doesn't take an athlete.
> So basically you do it to mooch off women, nice.
Nice, so stupid you had to regurgitate what someone else said.
>>24951676
Trains kind of freak me out DESU. I like riding trains, and looking out on the country side. But they're pretty scary sounding from outside, and I can't fall asleep on one, unlike the California King bed in my comfy suburban home.
>>24951690
I know it's really super, duper mega hard for you to imagine a woman with gainful employment, but you really need o dig deep inside of yourself and try super hard to take a more critical look at the world around you. I know you can do it.
>http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/30/business/economy/women-as-family-breadwinner-on-the-rise-study-says.html?_r=0
How willing are girls to deepthroat?
>>24951197
>implying these are women
>implying women post on this board other than on omegle threads where they get orbiters
>>24951733
>Lego's
>that image
>>24950548
If you want a non chad look no further. I am also very lonely and want a gf to please and be cute with.
>>24951754
>Some flimsy statistics on nytimes automatically means i am the bread-winner of the family.
lol
>>24951733
Hm, in retrospect, those looked a lot more like Legos from the thumbnail I DL'd. I guess now I have to catch flak from that guy.
My point is that Lego instructions are intricate and require a logical approach to piece together.
>>24951754
They can be pretty scary on the outside, but you just need to give them some space and they won't hurt you any.
I think trains are actually really soothing to ride on and make it very easy to fall asleep. The rhythmic rocking and sounds are like soft lullabies upon weary ears.
>>24949738
virgin ORIGINAL
>>24951747
What are you talking about? Trains mooch so much electricity
>>24951733
Following those instructions doesn't expand your brain unless you have problems matching pieces with pictures or with counting. (Incidentally I notice you're backing off from your claim about 'logic' because it's too stupid to be remotely defensible.)
>i don't understand what chemistry is any more than logic
oh i get it
>>24951770
>I can barely read
>Is this thread about cats?
>>24951733
I have noticed that all the women on campus study useless bullshit degrees like english literature, history, and psychology even to the postgraduate level without considering the lack of job prospects in these areas. While most of the men I know at college (myself including) have chosen to major in engineering and/or computer science/IT. Most of these guys when asked why they chose to do their majors, they will say "good jobs, good money, and I enjoy it" (myself including).
Women are just stupid, unfortunately.
>>24951805
Trains earns their electricity through hard work and dedication. Not at all like your shitposting.
>>24951813
>posts a link referring to women being "breadwinners"
>someone mentions something about it
>Lmao can you not read
Damn, why are women so stupid?
>>24951824
At my school computer science is the top major among women, closely followed by biology.
>>24951857
I'm sure it is.
>>24951770
I'm sure you know a lot more than the Pew Research Center, anon.
>>24951835
And yet here my shitposting has earned me another reply from Train Guy and a train image. Hmm
>>24951857
There is no way a greater percentage of the cs department is female than the biology department. You probably just go to a school specializing in cs.
I understand why women wouldn't see how fucked up things are. Or choose to ignore all the advantages that come with being a woman. Men really have two options in their life... Go their own way or cave in to the bullshit and provide. Everyone, men and women alike try and make it seem like men have all the choices in the world but we do not. Women have all the options in the world.
Live off of someone and feel no shame while doing it.
Go their own way and that be viewed in a positive (you go girl).
Work along side and equally pay for everything in a relationship.
Divorce and keep everything a man paid for and receive money from him.
Decide to abort or have a child without any input from the man. He has to deal with the pain of a lost child or pay even if he didn't want the child.
Lately there has been a trend of women jumping around all over the place. Loose dating/relationships... Basically spreading or implying they will. In return they receive trips, meals, drinks, jewelry, clothes, free rent. Most importantly they will get attention or a false sense of worth. Yet everyone ignores it. They pretend it doesn't happen. You're just meeting the wrong people. Not all women are like that. Maybe it's you. You're a bitch bro, you have to show them who's boss... The bros are the people that make me laugh the most. They are usually the dumb asses who will knock some dude out for "his girl", or buy her a bunch of useless shit. These are the kind of things that I have been thinking about.
All this talk about bread is making me thirsty.
Here, have a juice train.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb8mk2HSJUc
>>24951865
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-women-technology-stanford-idUSKCN0S32F020151009
>>24951894
You misread.
>>24951925
>because you go to Stanford.
>>24951892
A reply is free. It doesn't cost anything. Don't you like getting your own personal train and (You)?
>>24951925
No I didn't. You said it was the top major and I told you you were probably manipulating statistics by not relativizing.
Free trains for everybody!
>>24951971
You get a free train!
>>24951938
Here, you can have one on the house too!
>>24951894
Hey, do you want a train? Too bad, you're getting one!
Anyone else want one? I've got enough to go around.
>>24951971
>At my school computer science is the top major among women, closely followed by biology.
There is no major that has more women in it than computer science. I was not referring to the percentages within each department.
>relativizing
You know how I know you know nothing about statistics
>>24952039
Forget about statistics, just post some trains, man.
Free your mind and the trains will follow.
>>24951958
Never said I didn't like it, just that I earned it
>there are fembots in this thread who enjoy giving head and want to be facefucked or something but then stroked and kissed and pet or something
p-pls be in Colorado. I don't have much but we can shitpost, have rough sex, and then cuddle and I'll tell you how much I love you afterwards
>>24952038
One train please.
>Here's a cutie
>>24952065
Trains and the love of God are not at all dissimilar. They're given unconditionally. You don't have to earn them.
>>24952082
That's not very cute at all, but here's your train nonetheless.
>>24952060
I must say that particular image is quite impressive. Are those all freight trains?
>>24950075
thats a very nice looking penis, you should find a local boy instead to take out your frustrations
>>24952070
That's pathetic, guy. You need to get some more trains in your life and stop being such a sniveling sorry bitch that thinks some woman is going to fix all the things wrong with you.
>>24952100
You don't think so? Oh well to each his own, thanks for the train man.
>>24952039
>There is no major that has more women in it than computer science. I was not referring to the percentages within each department.
I know. And that's a pretty stupid thing to talk about.
>Hurr durr my school has a massive cs department compared to the biology department and I think this says something about women's preferences in general because I'm retarded.
You know how I know you're a dipshit who can't address points and tries to deflect with pedantry by pretending everything is jargon from a specific field?
>>24952111
No. Those are all passenger trains. That's actually a very small "yard."
>>24952121
I don't need trains
I have abike ;)
>>24952117
>you should find a local boy instead
>>24950310
are you a qt?
>pics pls
>>24950075
>has a large uncut penis
>complaining about not getting laid
REEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT
>>24952147
Wew, makes the stations in my city of 5 mil seem quaint
>>24952154
that is correct!! I did in fact say that!! why waste a tasty penis?
>>24952152
Bikes are for faggots and queers. Get that weak shit out of here.
>>24952147
This is just a part of Union Pacific's Bailey Yard in North Platte, Nebraska. It's the largest yard in the whole world.
>>24951414
I wish I got a first aid kit as a kid. I could have been a doctor by now.
>>24952184
You go big or go home in N. America, but Europe has some pretty impressive junctions too.
>>24952177
I don't have any friends though, and I'm still shy around women at 21 years old. I dream about meeting a cutie on my daily night runs.
I mean what do you even talk to with a women, the military, motorcycles, firearms, camping?
>>24952185
I couldn't do that to my self.
>>24952236
>I couldn't do that to my self.
You couldn't get your dick sucked? It's not like you have to go around town telling everyone or marry they guy just get him on the end of your dick until you're done and then move on.
>>24952215
You're starting to make me hard anon, making me miss simcity4; not that I ever made anything anywhere near this impressive
There's far too much degeneracy in this thread.
It needs more trains.
>>24952257
you're scaring me.
>>24952270
There's a fun and freeas in freedomgame called OpenTTD. You should try it out. Trains are, of course, the best part of it. It has a bit of a learning curve, though.
>>24952211
I wish you had an education, you could have been saying intelligent things by now.
>>24952297i want to perform fellatio on your genitaliaif you catch my drift
>>24949514
this, i appreciate the dick in this picture more than the girl
no homo
>>24952307
If you had a train, you wouldn't be such a bitter cunt. :^)
>>24952301
Thanks for the recommendation, it looks fun
>>24952320
If you had valuable things happening in your life you wouldn't be the "train guy" on the virgin board.
>>24952336
Read the tutorials and have fun,friend
>>24952349
He seems happy and you're crying about people noticing a comic is stupid on a board you look down on.
>>24952349
Trains finance my time here. You're probably just a lonely shrew that doesn't know any better.
Here, this should cheer you up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ1lbReGtTM
>>24952369
>>24952393
I'm crying out here
>>24952486
Tears of joy or sadness?
>>24951414
>Poorfag family
>Never received any toys to foster programming
>Didn't own a computer until 18 years old
>Be a programmer
HOLY SHIT, GUYS! HOW DID I DO IT?
>>24952314
faggots need to leave this board.
theres a whole board dedicated to your kind >>>/lgbt/
>>24951375
This. I joined this thread to hear dick sucking stories and its noting but the usual autists screaming "slut"!
>>24949739
I really like girls who hate sex.
Do you like cuddling?
>>24949908
You know I used to give women shit for not being able to suck a dick and scraping with teeth(even though I love teeth scraping,but some of them were prostitutes so it's their job to be able to suck good dick). But then I tried to deeprhroat a banana that was lile 4.5 iches girth and I had serious trouble even opening wide enough.
And i'm a 6'3 big guy4u so I'd imagine my mouth is much bigger than theits
>>24949971
Im a boy btw don't hit on me silly girls ;))))))
Why is sex so disgusting? Why are blowjobs?
I FUCKING LOVE blowjobs.
I don't like pleasuring him. I don't like being submissive (I like teasing, being dominant or vanilla), the idea of it grosses me out. If he asks for a blowjob,ever, I'll say no. every time, out of principle. My entire porn collection is all deep throat and blowjob. I can't get off to anything else. I love the physical sensation of it. The warmth and the taste. I could play with a dick with my mouth for hours, and have done so before.
I don't care if he cums. If my jaw gets sore I'll stop and not continue anything. If he cums too early and I still want to suck dick I'll wit a few minutes until he can get hard again, and continue until I'm bored/my jaw gets sore.
>>24949806
It is the same girl, there's a video out there of her in a sex swing using a sex toy but I lost it when my HD died.
>>24947940
I get off on pleasing my partner, so if I like him/ have feelings for him, I'll gladly do it.
I've been told I'm pretty good at it, but maybe that's just them being polite.
