You have 1 minute to explain the advantages of having a girlfriend over having a cat
WITHOUT mentioning sex.
>>24947545
Sex isn't even an issue because I just fuck my cat
>>24947545
If I'm freezing to death, A woman will last longer as kindling.
Don't have to scoop a girlfriends litter box
Literally the only advantage she had over a cat
CATS COST LESS AND WONT KEK YOU
>>24947545
Having someone to always rely on and to know will always be there to talk to you when you are lonely. And one less reason to kill yourself.
>>24947617
>implying a woman can be these things
life isn't an anime
Cats can't make sandwiches
Cat can't make me a sandwich.
>>24947545
gf probably won't bring me dead mice. my cat doesn't do that anyway so it's better than a woman in every way.
>>24947635
But they can be. Not everyone is a stereotype
Cats are annoying AF and provide nothing.
>>24947692
so no different from a GF except a hell lot cheaper
>>24947545
Cooked meals.
>>24947617
Yeah, now what advantages does a girl have?
>>24947687
They might for a time, but no girl actually respects a faggot who talks about his feelings.
>>24947545
Your dad won't make fun of you for not having a gf.
>>24947724
most modern women are complete shit at cooking
you're better off with just getting taco bell an McD's every day
My girlfriend doesn't shit in the living room then rub her face against my leg.
>>24947661
And a modern woman won't, so you'll have the same amount of sandwiches made for you either way.
>>24947774
You could find an ethnic chick.
>you chose your cat; gf chooses you
>cats can't hold a 2-way conversation with you*
>cats won't play video/board games with you or watch movies with you
>cats won't laugh at your jokes or make you laugh**
>cats don't take care of you when you're sick
>you can't share experiences with a cat
>cat affection is generally not as fulfilling as girl affection
*Yes, women can have intelligent conversions.
**Yes women have a sense of humor. My oneitis is fucking hilarious.
>>24947803
I don't even know where to start.
>>24947773
I haven't given a shit about my dad's opinion for a decade or so now.
>>24947795
My cat has never soiled anything but her litter tray
OP here, I was expecting someone to actually come up with something desu but I guess women are literally below pet tier.
>>24947803
you are deluded, and have never owned a cat
>>24947877
Which part am I deluded about? Are you saying a cat CAN do those things?
>>24947932
>Who cares who chooses who? If anything I'd prefer to make the choice
>Women for the most part take a backseat in conversation anyway
>I can chill with my cat and play games. Don't see how women really enrich these things.
>My cat makes me laugh probably every day.
>Neither do women, unless you are talking about your mother
>In what way can you not?
>Subjective, but still wrong
>>24947635
Wtf nigga, a woman CAN be these things. What are you a fucking autistic virgin?
>>24948012
Are you just going through all the threads pretending to be a "cool" guy by adding nigga to your post? You're clearly some buttblasted female. Hang yourself.
