>go get a haircut
>"just ever so slightly shorter"
>she fuck my shit up, way too short and just shit in general
>have to go through life looking like an effeminate gay dude for the next couple of months
Thanks faem.
>Buy clippers for $20
>Set to 2
>Shave over entire head
>>24946481
>getting a short haircut
why?
>you're thinning on top. want me to not cut that part as much?
>>24946502
That shit looks too military.
>>24946511
I didn't ask for short, I just wanted to get it trimmed. They always think they know what's best and give you shit you didn't ask for.
>>24946530
Then do a 3 or 4.
>>24946527
How old are you?
blocx
bnmbm
>>24946481
This is why you need to take a picture or show a photograph of the kind of hair you want.
and off to bed
Happens to me all the time. My hair has a difficult texture and they never seem to understand that and keep trying to give me a fucking footballer haircut when 1) I don't want to look like that and 2) My hair literally can't be like that, it's too wavy.
I haven't had a haircut in months, just growing it out. Can't be bothered anymore.
If you're not rocking a Hitlerjugend cut 24/7 I am shaking my damn
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>look in the mirror every day
>seems like my hairline is receding at a record pace
>>24946481
Every FUCKING time, I've never had a haircut that I like, I just can't find the right style
>>24947163
HITLERJUGEND!!!