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I have a small dick fetish. Who has the smallest dick on r9k?
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I have a small dick fetish. Who has the smallest dick on r9k?
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>>24946323
Isn't that what all cocks look like when flaccid?
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>>24946394
he isnt flaccid
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>>24946394
no I have an average dick and I am 3 times as big flacid
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>>24946394
>Isn't that what all cocks look like when flaccid?
Sorry, but you probably have a tiny dick anon
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>>24946394

Winter getting to you already, Sweden?
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>>24946394
quick someone post laughing_grills.jpg
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>>24946394
>Isn't that what all cocks look like when flaccid?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>24946670
>after shower pic
l o l
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>>24946742
>before shower
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>>24946777
good dick , im sad im circumcised
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>>24946394
laughing girls dot j peg
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>>24946839
Us non Jews have the versatility that you will never have.
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is 5 x 4.5 small?
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>>24946874
in some aspects
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>>24946887
Below average. But not too bad, no girl would laugh or turn you down at that size. Girls honestly care more about your face.
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>>24946887
below the average girth , i'd say so
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>>24946887
its definitely below average, but not quite in kill yourself tier
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>>24946394
Some of us are growers and some of us are showers. It's irrelevant so long as it grows out to at least an average length.
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>>24946670
Do you expect me to believe that your dick in the picture is flaccid?
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>>24946983
Do what you want anon. I know how big I am, and my girlfriend along with my stacies know too. I don't care what you want to believe.
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>>24946887

That's below average, so yeah. It's not too bad though, if you know what you're doing (it can take a bit of practice) you can still make it work well for you.

The thing is, the smaller you are the more difficult it is to be good at sex. Your tongue and fingers can do awesome things for a girl, but most of them crave being brought to orgasm by a cock.
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>>24947030
>and my girlfriend along with my stacies know too
i believed you for a minute, i thought you was cool too.
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>>24947048

What I find bullshit is most girls care about cock size no matter what they may say. But guys don't give a shit about vagina size or boob size. Quite the double standard.
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>>24947112
I don't do stuff with them. I not a "player", but if you're attractive, stacies will flirt even if you have a girlfriend, and you just have to flirt back. Rumours get spread, skinny dipping happens, sexual jokes, people say "prove it" at parties, the Chad life is weird.
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>>24947157
Yeah they do, ive had a guy not wanting to date me after seeing that I had big tits.
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>>24946839
I know that feel anon. Mine was sliced off in front of my entire family.

>>24946874
I'm waiting for Foregen to get it's shit together so I can have a new foreskin made from my own cells.
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>>24947193
i have a front seat view thanks to my brothers, it's not too desirable
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>>24947360
I like it. I just like the casual flirting with stacies, it's a real confidence boost. It just feels good, your manhood feels good making stacies desire you.
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>>24946670
>flaccid
fooling no one m8
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This guy probably.
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>>24947444
It's shallow narcissism anon, you'll realise it as you get older. Don't turn into a male crazy cat lady and revolve around your dick.
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Hopefully me. I'd rather have the world's smallest cock than just a guy with a small cock But I'm just a guy with a small cock fml family
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>>24947672
I started to do that at first. But then I realized it's much better if they're just an addition to your life. I love my life the way I want to, and if they flirt I'll fit it back. I've also found that the more girls you have after you, and less you care about them while leading your own fun life, the more girls want to get you.
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>>24947737
At least you got to keep your foreskin. I can't feel shit captain.
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>>24947758
Just keep it varied is all I'm saying. Life catches up with you if you don't keep a close eye on it.
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It's like 6*5 hard but looks pretty tiny soft
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>>24947576
Does he even have a dick?
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>>24947814
Why'd you need to take your shirt off to show up your dick?
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>>24947894
It's just shy.
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>>24947910
I was about to shower
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>>24947737
That looks like mine.
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>>24946670
>>24946394
I am a cock expert.
Two types of dicks anons. Growers and showers. Your penis size when flaccid as a grower would be much smaller, a shower is almost as big flaccid as hard.
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>>24948070
I'm this anon>>24948070


I grow about another two inches when I get hard, am I a grower or shower?
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>>24947943
How do you even jerk off with something that small?
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>>24948107
Maybe you rub it like a clit?
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