>Major in computer science they said
>100k starting they said
I graduated last semester with a CS degree and I still cant find a job. Why?
>>24946056
GPA senpai?
>>24946056
Did you make connections? Did you intern? Paying for those opportunities is almost as important as the actual degree.
>>24946089
Exactly this.
You don't a job AFTER the diploma, you get it DURING the diploma.
>>24946073
3.0
>>24946089
>>24946089
I made a few friends.
>>24946056
Because social connections get you jobs
Did you do side projects and internships? Being a cs major doesn't automatically give you a job, you are going to find a way to stand out from the other cs majors that actually program with an interest
>>24946056
>falling for the meme degree
laughingwhores.jpg
Finance mustard race
You must be dumb. OP (and not other passing retards), solve This simple challenge I call LemonButter. Print the numbers from 1 to 100, but if a number is a multiple of 3 print Lemon instead of the number, if the number is a multiple of 5 print Butter, and if a multiple of both print LemonButter.
l>>24946056
15yrs too late
ddfg fgh fghfgh
>>24946380
You think we didn't learn FizzBin in CS101?
What a dipshit.
>>24946907
Not posting the solution, even though it should have taken you less than a minute to write, especially if you've already gone over it... Hmmm.....
I have been codemonkeying for almost 5 years, my first job was with a bank doing boring programming. I'm on my third job now
It was hard to break into my first job when I am socially retarded, never did any internships, was in school for 6 years. I can't look people in the eyes and my managers have always said I need to work on my soft skills.
But some companies are so desperate for cheap (aka young) people, that they take people who they will spend X time training you up. All I did was write basic java code with object inheritance, and an outer join sql statement
Just find all the shitty corporate companies, plenty are looking. I know my old bank is ramping up more h1b applications for foreign fresh graduates, lol.
>>24946380
I failed all sorts of easy algorithm questions because my anxiety overwhelmed me. And I went to a difficult school and got an A in my algo class. Interviews are not purely coding except for the really elite (google, facebook) type of companies, which I am not and OP probably isnt either.
>>24947060
He's a fraud.
FizzBuzz:
public class FizzBuzz{
public static void main(String[] args){
for(int i = 1 ; i <= 100 ; ++i){
String str;
if(i % (5*3) == 0){
str = "FizzBuzz";
}else if(i % 3 == 0){
str = "Fizz";
}else if(i % 5 == 0){
str = "Buzz";
}else
str = Integer.toString(i);
System.out.println(str);
}
}
}
>>24946151
There's your problem. 3.0 is average. You want a salary that's twice the American average. If anyone could get a 100k salary just by picking a CS major and half - assing their way to a passing grade, everyone would do precisely that.
College has dumbed down big time over the past few decades, and just graduating does not make you special anymore. If you want to be rich, you have to put in the effort.
>>24946380
Did your homework for you, pham ;^)
.data
Fizz: .asciiz "Lemon"
Buzz: .asciiz "Butter"
nLine: .asciiz "\n"
.globl main
.text
main:
Loop:
addi $t0, $t0, 1
beq $t0, 101, End
rem $t2, $t0, 15
beqz $t2, Fb
rem $t2, $t0, 5
beqz $t2, Fi
rem $t2, $t0, 3
beqz $t2, Bu
b Number
Fb:
li $v0, 4
la $a0, Fizz
syscall
la $a0, Buzz
syscall
la $a0, nLine
syscall
b Loop
Fi:
li $v0, 4
la $a0, Fizz
syscall
la $a0, nLine
syscall
b Loop
Bu:
li $v0, 4
la $a0, Buzz
syscall
la $a0, nLine
syscall
b Loop
Number:
li $v0, 1
move $a0, $t0
syscall
li $v0, 4
la $a0, nLine
syscall
b Loop
End:
li $v0, 10
syscall
>>24947161
>>24947275
If you can't do it in less than 80 characters, fuck off.
>>24946056
>major in math
>300k starting
>any job I want
>>24947381
If you are serious, you are dumb as fuck tbqh sensei
>>24947381
>assembly answer
>being an asshole
not the guy who wrote the assembly code but knowing assembly requires the knowledge of knowing the code at a higher level so fuck off
Move to San Fran and work at a startup. Worked for me.
Source - make over100k programming, no college
>>24947538
and howd u get that job
Hang out at hacker news and product hunt. Email makers of shit and rap about product.
There's no magic bullet here. Just network network network and build things in your spare time to show people.
>>24947161
>>24947275
Literally wrote that passing retards shouldn't answer the question. The point was to demonstrate that OP couldn't do it. Nobody is impressed that you can solve FizzBuzz.
>mfw 4chan retards think Fizzbuzz is some sort of definitive coding standard to prove you're a "step above" when it's some first week shit
>>24946056
cs majors are in high demand nowadays, but its a collaborative environment like anything else. they value people who are social and can network
hit up some alumni on linkedin. don't be a bitch about it and whine that you have to grovel a little to get a job.
>>24947554
He probably got it back in the 80s or something.
>>24947964
That's the point you idiot. It is a super easy problem, and OP can't solve it. FizzBuzz is a problem you use to weed out the bizarre number of CS grads who can't write code.
Did you go to a shitty state school, OP? Graduating with a 3.0 GPA probably didn't help either
