>Son, a package came for you today. I think it's another one of your dolls.
Why would you buy dolls if this is going to be your response to the situation?
>he doesn't send his dolls to a po box
What are up, some kind of peasant?
>>24945914
>Son, a package came for you today.I opened it by mistake, what is aneros?
It's not a doll, dad!
Her name is Asuka Langley Soryu! She's the pilot of EVA Unit 02 and she's my girlfriend!
>>24946218
I can't believe I raised someone who would fall in love with the worst girl.
Where did I ever go wrong.
Minato a best girl
B E S T
>Getting mad at old people.
they have stupid fucking hobbies too anon.
>>24945952
Why do you need to send this to a post box? Are you ashamed?
>"Grandson, a package came for you today. I think it's another one of your dolls"
>I tend to buy figurines, but this times it's an onahole
>throw the parcel on my bed
>later my grandmother walks in
>"what is it? what is it? I wanna see the new one!"
>"I didn't open it yet.."
>"oh, okay, well dinner's ready"
>move a few figurines around in my cabinet
>move one of the figs that were at the bottom and slightly out-of-sight to the top
>pretend that's the new one
>they all believe it because they don't know the characters or remember them
>pump my onahole full of cum all night
I have a small collection of onaholes now, stopped buying figurines a while back.
>>24947005
What onaholes do you like so far? I only have two but they're doing me well.
>tfw just jack off with hand sometimes to remember the feeling
>>24947050
First one was the Secret Twin Tails or something, the deeper one. I thought it had mold growing on it so I threw it out and got the other one, which isn't as deep. I prefer the deeper one. That one "grew mold" too, but it turns out the stupid drawings of limes and watermelons on my paper towels were rubbing off onto the onahole (and not cleaning off) so it looked all green.
I tried the mouth of truth, the teeth bothered me.
Also tried a seventeen hole, feels like a hotdog in a hallway sort of deal.
My dick is kind of skinny so I prefer loli holes. Soft & tight.
My current favorite is this one: http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103
>>24946259
>Rei fagsYou have been muted for two seconds
>>24946774
That's misato, faggot
>>24947226
but shinji is best girl senpai desu
>There are parents out there right now who slave away for 10 hours a day, 5 days a week at their dead-end wageslave jobs so their autistic 25 year old NEET son can buy $100+ dollar figurines of hyper-sexualized pre-pubescent Japanese cartoon girls to jerk off onto
Thanks for making me not feel like a complete disappointment OP
>>24947555
Its actually combining super robots desu senpai
>>24947555
i buy my own figurines, thank you
>>24947328
Sorry senpai, I'm drunk and mistyped.
