To any female that may be reading this: I would like to propose an arrangement. I'm male, 29 years old, white, tall, thin. I make about 140k a year and live in major US city. It is enough for a couple people to live a comfortable middle class lifestyle.
I want to find a girl to domestically pair with, but my age and complete lack of experience (as well as idiosyncratic personality) make it hard for me to do in real life. I want to find a girl who is just willing to line up her wants with what I can offer, and her offer to what I want.
What I offer:
* Comfortable middle class lifestyle. We can eat out when we want, where we want. Live in a reasonable house outside of the city (I'm currently month to month in an apartment, so living situation is flexible). Go and do events in the city. Take weekend getaways to the little islands nearby and rent a nice place there, etc.
* I'm an intelligent, adaptable problem solver. I can help take care of things that might come up. I plan for the future. Things in my life are going reasonably well, and I could lend a hand in any difficulties that might be going on in your life too.
* Loyalty. As I mentioned, I'm 29 years old, and have no experience with women. As such, you could be supremely confident of my long term intentions.
* Flexible lifestyle. You could work if you want to. Go to school. Volunteer. Be a NEET. Whatever.
What I want:
* Not fat
* Kind person
* Feminine
* Not pushy regarding sex. The fact that I've gone 29 years without should tell you everything you need to know about my sex drive, and your should be compatible. Not that this might not change over time with a willing partner - but, well, I may have just gone too long.
If you are interested at all, then send me an email (or instant message) at Just A Throw Away 4chan (but all one word) at gmail.com
Also, feel free to ask me questions in this thread. Or just post here to help keep my dream of finding a gf alive.
It's silly, but I believe.
>>24945001
Faggot, fuck a moped. That's all you're good for. Stick your dick in the exhaust and get some other faggot to rev the engine until you achieve orgasm.
>>24945001
I can dress up like a qt girl m8
OP is buying a companion, that's cute
just use some of that $140k for a hooker and a gym membership
>>24945245
Like I mentioned, it isn't really sex I want. Just, a relationship.
>>24945001
I would bite for that NEETlyfe but you didn't mention anything about fathering children so I'll pass. Good luck finding your sugar baby
>>24945001
>I'm male, 29 years old, white, tall, thin. I make about 140k a year
You're lying. But if you're not, have all that and STILL don't have a gf than you're probably so bad fucked up/hideously deformed that you'll never make it. Sorry
>>24945001
Jesus Christ, with a six figure income just go on a normie dating site to find a girl.
There aren't any desirable women on this site, and if there are they're probably kinky girls looking for subs.
>>24945348
Or just really autistic.
>>24945302
you've managed to become very successful in most aspects of your life
why do you think you will be unable to find a girl eventually? point is you have to TRY, just like you did with your job / other areas of your life
get an online dating profile. get in shape. get some courage to approach women. lower your standards. get some practice. make mistakes. can't be afraid to fail.
>>24945001
kek
you know you're only going to get applications from beta bucks thirsty roasties who are in their 30s and used up right? You guys line up perfectly. After all, they don't want to fuck you because they spent their sex drive on Chads in their younger years. Not to mention that they probably have a bunch of STDs.
Like it or not, sex is an integral part in a relationship. If the girl is not being pushy with you in regards to sex, she's getting it from someone else. Same with men that have a sex drive and are neglected by their gfs, they will cheat also.
Just live the bachelor lifestyle and hire some high end escorts.
>>24945338
Wait, what about fathering children? I actually like the idea of having kids, if we got along well. If it seemed like we were a stable match, and you would be a good mother, and you thought I would be a good father, I would definitely want kids.
However, if those conditions aren't met, I'm willing to go without.
>>24945001
You sound like a psychopath that is going to kill and eat any woman that enters your life. Use that money to seek help.
I would but I have career prospects that don't seem compatible with yours plus a high sex drive.
You want her to pop a few of your kids out for you too?
>>24945001
Dude, it's not this hard to be betabux.
>>24945001
I could get it. But i gotta know, are you fat?
>>24945396
>You guys line up perfectly
That's what I'm hoping for, man. I'm not going to make major life decisions based on the fear that I'm fulfilling the stereotype of a retarded internet meme.
>>24945001
lol OP really doesn't understand women.
It's as though you're intentionally posting a list of reasons why a woman should NOT want to date you.
>I make about 140k a year and live in major US city.
Translation: I earn okay money but live in a city so I piss it all away on high living costs. Therefore I'm not rich, just some working class loser.
>I want to find a girl to domestically pair with
I say weird shit like "domestically pair with" which means I probably speak like a fucking sperg irl.
> but my age and complete lack of experience
Something is seriously wrong with me mentally, and probably physically (ugly)
> I want to find a girl who is just willing to line up her wants with what I can offer
I'm a pushover and nothing more than a walking wallet. (and not even rich)
>and her offer to what I want.
I'm possessive and controlling.
>Comfortable middle class lifestyle.
I am boring
>We can eat out when we want, where we want.
I can give you what you can already get just by existing.
>Go and do events in the city.
Do boring shit
>Take weekend getaways to the little islands nearby and rent a nice place there, etc.
My idea of fun is "weekend getaways." I'm have no sense of adventure and am not fun at all.
>I'm an intelligent, adaptable problem solver.
I'm so weird nerd who thinks he's better than everyone else because he wasted his formative years doing nerdy shit instead of maximizing his youth by meeting and dating young women.
> I can help take care of things that might come up. I plan for the future.
I'm not impulsive and I hate adventure. I'm possessive and controlling and boring.
>Things in my life are going reasonably well,
I'm a boring weirdo but I think my life is "going well." I obviously don't have any intention of EVER being a fun, exciting person and will continue to be boring.
> Loyalty. As I mentioned, I'm 29 years old, and have no experience with women.
I'm so undesirable I have no better options.
>>24945613
cont.
>Not pushy regarding sex.
I'm not rough and dominant in bed and probably have a low sex drive, therefore am worthless as a sexual partner.
---------------
For real OP. Women like fun, exciting guys that offer them spontaneity, adventure and risk.
They like men that they can argue and fight with.
They like men who other women want to be with because he's so full of fun and adventure.
They want a man with a super high sex drive that'll simply rip her clothes off spontaneously and fuck her silly.
It's as though you're intentionally trying to be the antithesis of what 99.9% of women are looking for.
>>24945600
No, I'm not fat. My body type is thin, lanky, nerd.
>>24945613
>Translation: I earn okay money but live in a city so I piss it all away on high living costs. Therefore I'm not rich, just some working class loser.
As I said, middle class living. I eat out for literally every meal. I do what I want in terms of entertainment. I buy myself computers and tablets all the time for no reason. The life style is comfortable, but not excessive. If that isn't what a girl is looking for, she should look elsewhere.
>I say weird shit like "domestically pair with" which means I probably speak like a fucking sperg irl.
I do say shit like this in real life.
>Something is seriously wrong with me mentally, and probably physically (ugly)
I am probably ugly. I'm certainly not attracting tons of women. I have no obvious physical deformities though, and as I said, not fat. My mental condition may be abnormal, but it doesn't make me unstable, and I am intelligent, creative, educated, well read, etc.
>I'm a pushover and nothing more than a walking wallet. (and not even rich)
I don't agree. I listed other virtues. I don't think of myself as a pushover either. I just want something specific.
>I'm possessive and controlling.
So... you think I'm possessive, controlling, and a pushover?
>I am boring
If you find the life I described boring, then yes.
>I can give you what you can already get just by existing.
Pretty sure most people don't get a fair amount of disposable money just by existing.
>My idea of fun is "weekend getaways." I'm have no sense of adventure and am not fun at all.
I listed weekend getaways, having fun in the city, eating out, watching movies. Tell me, what exactly do you think people do for fun?
>I'm so weird nerd who thinks he's better than everyone else because he wasted his formative years doing nerdy shit instead of maximizing his youth by meeting and dating young women.
Meeting and dating women is not maximizing your youth.
>>24945184
Poor ass nigger, fuck off.
>>24945600
>implying you're not
$140k is all it takes for sugar baby?
Shit, forget OP. My income is $350k+
>>24945613
cont.
>I'm not impulsive and I hate adventure. I'm possessive and controlling and boring.
I don't hate "adventure", I just know that the people who describe their interests as "adventure" usually don't have specific interests, and try to conceal the fact.
>I'm a boring weirdo but I think my life is "going well." I obviously don't have any intention of EVER being a fun, exciting person and will continue to be boring.
You think I'm boring because I listed travel, events in the city, dining out, going to the movies, as examples of things I do in the city. I agree that I'm not out fighting crime, or solving mysteries, but I don't think that makes me boring.
>I'm so undesirable I have no better options.
I think there are parts of my personality that are desirable, and parts that aren't. The parts that aren't are that I keep to myself, I'm fairly asocial, etc, so I don't meet a lot of new people. There are probably other parts that are undesirable. But as a whole package, I don't think it makes me fundamentally undesirable.
>I'm not rough and dominant in bed and probably have a low sex drive, therefore am worthless as a sexual partner.
Maybe other people have different ideas about what makes a worthwhile sexual partner.
>It's as though you're intentionally trying to be the antithesis of what 99.9% of women are looking for.
Then maybe I'm looking for the 0.1% - or perhaps I'm hoping your stats are wrong.
>>24945970
Actually, judging by this thread, it may take more than that.
>>24945001
w-whats your email anon?
>>24945001
want a qt boipussy?
>>24946424
just a throw away 4chan @gmail .com
but without spaces
>>24945001
w-whats your name also pic?
>>24946424
It's literally written in the OP, anon
>>24946425
No thanks, but thank you for the offer.
>>24945001
OP post pic
Try seekingarrangement.com
If only I was single. Id be your best friend and life partner. The best kind of relationship is one that is loveless. Fuck, I need money just to get my wisdom teeth removed.
>>24946900
I think I'd have to have a lot more money for that to work out.
>>24945348
or he has not made a move on anyone. its not like you get hit on as a guy if you are not brad pitt.
>>24945833
Elaborate on how you're "well read" and tell us what your education was in.
>>24947446
I say "well read" because I read about 50 to 60 books a year, and make 10-20% progress through about double that number. I read about business, news, major companies, science, biographies of world leaders, ongoing conflicts. I just looked at the /lit/ top 100 and I've read about 30% of those books. I consider that well read.
No bigger faggot than you op
>>24945001
>I could lend a hand in any difficulties that might be going on in your life too.
Dude you are retarded. You have no idea how fucked up some roasties can be. And by making their problems your problems you'll never be happy. It's literally like taking care of a small child 24/7 and paying for all of their bullshit.
Hopefully you get a "good" roastie NEET with BPD and schizophrenia; you will not know they have either until it's too late .
>>24947732
le epic stereotypical twinky male bpd here. I told my BF pretty much straight away and I do everything I can to not self destruct in his presence. Maybe that's because as a male I actually value how he feels as opposed to a female.
>>24947732
Hopefully not. Of course, if a girl was somehow intolerable, the relationship might not succeed. But, like I said, I'm good at handling problems, and I'd be willing to try.
>>24948322
ur email doesn't work
>>24948386
It should, remove all the spaces from the email address below:
Just A Throw Away 4chan @gmail.com
>>24945001
>140k a year
Oh wow!
Is this lots for American?
What do you feel of Russian strippers? lol
Why are you no having girlfriend now? You seem like good man.
On a scale of 1 to 10 - how feminine does the penis need to be?
>>24948467
For Americans in general, I think it is upper middle class, probably 90-95th percentile. However, I live in a big city, so for Americans in a big city, probably not that much.
>>24948410
no not 4 me
>>24947348
>I think I'd have to have a lot more money for that to work out.
In that case, try /cgl/, would probably be less expensive and maybe you could cuddle them while they cosplay for you.
>>24948594
Hmm, other people have replied to it, so it is probably working. Copy and paste the below:
JustAThrowAway4chan
>>24948593
Still this is lot of money for me to think of. Must be nice.
>>24948712
@gmail.com
>>24948633
Wouldn't this post get deleted off of /cgl/?
>>24948752
>Wouldn't this post get deleted off of /cgl/?
If you're too blatant about it, and might even net you a temporary ban. If you can wait for one of the sugar-daddy threads to pop up, you might be able to subtly inquire as to where -- ahem -- "other" men have met such girls in the past.
>>24946064
You seem like a nice guy, Best of luck to you.
>>24948866
Thanks, I hope it works, but if not, I'll keep trying - maybe use smarter methods.
>>24949044
Question -- do you want children? Are you geographically in a pricey sausage-fest area like Manhattan or Silicon Valley? Is your job flexible with regards to physical location?
>>24949140
>Question -- do you want children? Are you geographically in a pricey sausage-fest area like Manhattan or Silicon Valley? Is your job flexible with regards to physical location?
...and just realized I sound like a desperate Christmas keiki posting this.
Not my intention, I'm just a guy with maybe some similarities to you, just trying to figure out what options you might have.
>>24949203
>Are you geographically in a pricey sausage-fest area
Not as pricey as Manhattan or as sausage-fest as Silicon Valley, but not a great area for demographics either.
Feel free to contribute any alternate ideas if you have them.
>>24949475
Small female-dominated college towns and more-rural regions might give you a better odds?
>>24945001
try this at soc op.
is where you will find the most desperate grills.
>>24949549
Oh right, I don't have a job where I can work from any where. I also do want children, but only if I can find a person who also wants children and if we mutually agree that we would make good parents.
>>24949600
>try this at soc op.
Forgive my ignorance, but what is "soc op"?
>>24945613
>>24945684
Are you literally retarded? OP is clearly admitting that he is exchanging money and freedom for companionship, and that he doesn't have the qualities that typically attract women besides money and intelligence. Why are you being an ass?
>>24949636
/soc/
op will find his qt gf there.
>>24945001
>tfw female
>tfw this sounded perfect until you don't like sex
why?
>>24950042
I don't know, just don't I guess. Like I said in my post, maybe my attitude would change with more experience and exposure, but maybe not.
Send me an email and we can talk in more detail about sex.
>>24945001
Use your betabux to seek professional help ie counseling/escort
>>24945001
Would OP be willing to accept a black female?
I'll save your email for when I can't stand being alone anymore if yes.
>>24950276
Save my email, we can talk again when you are lonelier.
>>24950222
I don't think I need counseling.
>>24945001
OP you fucking idiot don't do this. I don't know if you're even reading the thread but just don't fucking do this. Either you're going to get nobody at all, or you're going to get a girl who's sole goal will be to lure you into false sense of security, trick you into marriage without pre-nup, then divorce you and take your shit.
You simply can NOT do this.
>>24945613
Your formatting is shit, you don't need to doublespace you page-hog.
>>24945001
You seem like a nice guy but go make a dating profile dude.
Do you want children? Would you be willing to have at least 3, even by adoption?
>>24952563
Yes, I'd be willing to have children - if I thought we were a good, stable match, and if we both agreed we'd make good parents. If you're interested, send an email, I'm going to be now, but I'd love to talk to you about it tomorrow.
>>24945396
>Like it or not, sex is an integral part in a relationship. If the girl is not being pushy with you in regards to sex, she's getting it from someone else. Same with men that have a sex drive and are neglected by their gfs, they will cheat also.
Loads of men have low sex drives, so presumably some of women do as well.
would like to contact you
but i live in europe
>>24945001
Are you for sale? How many of you can I purchase?
OP there's an easier way to do this: http://www.rosebrides.com/
I just want to be some rich guy's live-in domestic submissive. I take care of the house and cook meals and worship his cock when he gets home in exchange for an allowance. Why the fuck is it so hard to find someone who also wants this? Sugar daddies never want to be exclusive and that's a deal breaker for me as I'm scared of diseases.
>not fat
okay.jpg
>>24945001
Post pics ^-^
>>24958415
That was how I was feeling even though I've been losing the weight.
Hey, how many people contacted you, OP? I'm curious.
>>24945001
Go to boards heavily populated with women like /a/ or /cgl/.
>>24958694
I've been losing the weight as well but until then I'm undesirable.
Is 140k really middle class? That seems like a lot to me. I'm a developer and I make about 60k. I thought that was a pretty decent salary. While I see myself making more in the future, I don't think I'll ever hit more than 120k.
OP now has a harem, swimming in pussy juices, left r9k forever
>>24958766
I thought /cgl/ was full of batshit crazy tumblr types.
>>24958866
It's definitely upper class. Half of that would still be lower upper class ffs
>>24958887
At least chances of landing an attractive chick are better. Can probably land some prime teen pussy easier there. Any femanon posting on this board are likely hams.
>>24958781
Maybe to OP, but there are men out there that would think otherwise.
I think there was even a guy who was looking for a girl to lose weight with in those belly girl threads, which would be awesome if I wasn't going to end up looking fugly either way.
i'll do it if you wear a diaper and poop in it twice a day. one of those times has to be while you're at work and you have to cry and throw a tantrum until a coworker or superior changes it for you. the first few times you'll have to wait (and continue your tantrum) while someone buys fresh diapers for you at the store, but after a few days of it they'll learn they have to keep diapers on hand. i don't think this is asking too much. i fulfill all of your requirements except that i'm obese, i have a penis, and i have a very high and violent sex drive. also i'm told i smell awful. when can i start, sweetie?
>>24945001
Hey OP. Would you be able to provide an aesthetically pleasing lifestyle for me? All I care about is aesthetic. Im passionate about it, thats why Im asking. Would you accept that in a woman? If we agree on it I'll be yours forever. I consider myself aesthetically pleasing, maybe that will sway you.
>>24959088
wtf kind of person are you.
"I consider myself aesthetically pleasing"
" All I care about is aesthetic."
" provide an aesthetically pleasing lifestyle for me"
like a poorly written anime character lol
Too bad you're on the other side of the globe. I might actually go for it if you weren't.
>>24959250
I'm on the other side of the globe too!! Where are you from?!? :O
>>24959170
LoL. I know its weird. But in comparison to robots fantasies I think I am okay.
>>24959488
post an aesthetically pleasing house, an interior, or fashion style.
>>24945001
i'm exactly what you're looking for. i'll do it if you suck my father's penis once every five years. this requirement will continue unaltered after his death. first suck will be the first day you meet me.
>>24959541
A photo I love.
>>24959407
Ok maybe technically not the other side, but you know, far. Finland.
>>24959566
confirmed for crazy.
OP, avoid at all costs.
>>24959577
Probably for the best.
>>24959574
Damn, I'm in Norway! So close, yet so far away!
>>24959601
I know! LOL! Damn! LOL Fuck! Haha, Shit! Anus! Fucking Shit Cunt Faggot Fart Anus Shitty Vagina Asshole Fuckdick Anusfag Shitfuck Asscunt DooDooFart! LOL! Kike! LOL!
>>24959601
Why'd you ask, looking for the same arrangement as OP?
DO NOT DATE PEOPLE FROM /CGL/.
>>24959652
take note everyone.
this is what autism looks like.
>>24959673
hey FUCK YOU FAGART
>>24959652
lol man i imagined somebody actually typin that and made me rolf
>>24959655
Man, I don't know why I bottered. I need to finish my studies first, so I can offer that "Comfortable middle class lifestyle".
This whole thread is trash. Even if most of you are being edgy and ironic, its fucking sad and pathetic that your brain is capable of thinking in these ways. Honestly you're making a good case for kevorkian, people should be able to off themselves and there are reasons for doing so
reasons that exist here
>>24959750
what did i look like in your imagination?
>>24959800
something like this tbqh
>>24959800
some guy that sits seriously but types that like surreal rofl
>>24959847
>>24959863
you're both half right
>>24959847
what anime? ANon?
>>24959893
so you are a serious girl?
>>24945613
You're like a cleric for this fucking site, spreading social anxiety and self doubt so that people remain lonely for the rest of their lives and never break out of their shell and never leave r9k.
Jesus christ you picked out every sentence he wrote about himself and turned it into the most disgusting thing possible. I can't even begin to imagine how you treat your friends and family.
People aren't fucking perfect. That doesn't mean they shouldn't try to find somebody they're compatible with. OP isn't kidnapping girls and raping them in the back of his van, he's putting out a request for anyone WILLING to maybe talk with him and figure out whether they'd like to pursue a relationship or not.
>>24959905
google says Amagi Brilliant Park
>>24958866
>>24958896
Nah, if that's the whole household income then it's definitely middle class, or what used to be middle class (OP said comfortable).
If she brings a decent income that would be a different story.
>>24959939
that or an angry man.
check my numbers
0-4 serious girl
5-9 angry man
>>24959953
Justice is self serving in this instance.
If this is what comes out of him, imagine what he has to live with, in his own head, 24/7, regarding everyone he meets, everything he does, etc.
>>24945613
omg. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Wow, I can't believe this thread survived overnight.
>>24959088
Send me an email. I'm not sure what you mean aesthetically pleasing, but I'd be happy to discuss it. I'm a little concerned, because it isn't like you could just spend all day buying expensive things and putting them in a big house, but we could definitely settle on a reasonable budget for things like clothes or art.
My own aesthetic tastes don't really have a high priority. I sit on folding chairs, or my giant bean bag, use a card table as a desk, that kind of thing. But I'd be happy if you wanted to establish and maintain some superior aesthetic.
Like I said, send an email, and we can discuss!
>>24960039
do u hav smel pens
>>24960039
DO U HAV SMEL PENS FAGET
>>24960039
HAY FAGET
U PENS SMEL
OR NO???????????
FAGET
HO SMEL UR PENS
>>24959088
>I consider myself aesthetically pleasing,
'tis a wonderful thing to see!
>>24959764
If you were in Finland, I'd meet up with you even though you can't provide that lifestyle (at least not yet). I'm intrigued by the idea of a practical partnership sort of thing, dating and finding "the one" is too much work for too high risks.
>>24945001
>is tall
>wants a feminine woman
Thanks, but I'm not feminine and I don't want a tall guy.
>>24960039
lol i was just posting for funsies OP.
I would never hookup with some loser who has to solicit on 4chan. LoL
>>24957404
Because submissives never have a reason to be faithful in this type of setup/situation (since the foundation of the relationship is simply financial desperation). You will not get emotional fulfillment from each other: the autistic beta loser with self-confidence issues (who probably prefers femdom) will continue to be a sad sack, and the submissive chick will just seek out her dominant Chad while the beta is at work.
Kinks aside, this is still why the OP is literally a virgin idiot (as this is all out of desperation) but some guys can only learn the hard way. This anon is correct on the outcome: >>24952497
>>24945348
>>24945386
>>24947390
It's just another Software Engineer from San Francisco desu
>>24960039
The catch is that you have to be pleasing to my eye at least somewhat.
>>24960391
>you have to be pleasing to my eye at least somewhat.
is this bitch 4 cereal?
Do you even know where you are?
>>24960413
I look decent but my pussy stench is absolutely horrid.
>>24960391
That might be a catch then. My body type is basically, tall, lanky, nerd. I typically wear jeans and T-shirts, but I'm fine with changing my manner of dress (to something not ridiculous).
Contact me by email, we can talk about it.
>>24960440
Sorry, just remembered I'm a faggot.
Fuck off.
>>24960436
post pic?
blx
>>24945001
Oh god. I wish I was a girl, I'd make you fall for me and then take everything you own so easily.
>>24960440
The body is fine. Its the face that needs to be just slightly good looking. Notice how i say slightly.
>>24947390
I'm nowhere near Brad and my last 2 gfs initiated. Stop drinking the /r9k/ kool aid.
>>24960526
For the full effect, shit in your hand and try to cram all of it up your nose. When you're done, I'll post a picture of me.
>Tfw too poor to just literally buy a wife
>>24960497
Hah, good one.
>>24960532
I think, even in the worst case for me, you'd only get half, not everything. Unless your plan included staying married to me for years, you probably wouldn't get much in a divorce, and even if it did, after a point in time divorcing me would become illogical. We'd build a real relationship over years, you couldn't be confident you'd find something better, etc.
>>24960587
pic pls
blx
>>24960658
Oopsie, just remembered I don't have a pussy.
>>24945001
I am
>kind
>feminine
>capable of intelligent discussion
>very interested in sex
>compassionate
>employed with a good-paying job so I don't actually need your money
>fat
>able to maintain multiple fulfilling relationships
>a few years shy of a decade your junior
is that some rage I hear a-brewin'?
>>24960696
>is that some rage I hear a-brewin'?
Why would I be mad? I didn't think that everyone who read my offer would be interested in it, or qualify for it. I'm glad things are going well for you anon, and I hope you find/found the same kind of happiness I'm looking for.
>>24960696
Im all of that and not fat. I hear some roast a floppin
>>24960682
google "chocolate covered face"
10th result
>>24960744
oh no i really thought he smeared his face with shit
such a fool i am
>>24960775
np
not everyone can spot my elaborate ruses.
>>24945833
>My mental state may be abnormal
Please do elaborate. I'm a potential suitor.
>>24960737
>I'm all that and not fat
Hahaha yeah, no
>>24960737
>I am all of those things
>intelligent
>is a self-hating woman who spends time on 4chan's misogyny board and spouts memes about vaginal medical fallacies
Honestly sad for you brih
>>24960809
It isn't like I have mental problems or anything. I think I just have an unusual approach to the problems that come up in life. For example, trying to find someone on r9k.
I'd describe my mental state with words like introverted, asocial, anti-authoritarian, something of a nihilist (but not in a depressing, edgy way), optimistic.
>>24960799
you got me good.
full disclosure, i'm really a beautiful woman, and my pussy smells like fresh honey. even directly after i've wiped feces into it.
>>24960963
Are you interested in making friends who aren't interested in dating you?
I gotta say, this was one entertaining thread.
Personally I think this is one elaborate ruse engineered by OP to get sexy times with multiple sad fuckbitches, like buy them a happy meal and a ps4 game for some anal invasion rather than pay some russian trick for stds.
>>24961040
>giving someone with obvious aspergers this much credit
>>24961035
No. Go fuck yourself with a knife.
>>24945391
Failure has consequences, in this case public humiliation and a sexual harassment suit.
>>24961072
>I don't have mental problems
>go fuck yourself with a knife
kek good one anon
>>24945001
>>* Loyalty. As I mentioned, I'm 29 years old, and have no experience with women. As such, you could be supremely confident of my long term intentions.
Why is this necessarily true? If you have had little experience with women before, might you not try to get other experiences when you have one? You might say "but none have expressed interest in me, there's no chance of that", but once you have a gf, other women may notice and take interest.
>>24961035
Send me an email, we can talk. I always like interesting conversations. Whether it can become a friendship would depend on things like, where you live, who you are, if we get along, etc.
>>24961090
>actually convincing yourself that people randomly file sexual harassment suits for no reason instead of taking responsibility for your creepy behaviour
/pol/e dancer detected
>>24960560
Brad pls leave
>>24961118
What? I'm not fucking myself with a knife, You are. I think the person fucking him/herself with a knife is in a worse mental state than the person who isn't fucking him/herself with a knife, no?
>>24961128
What country do you live in Anon?
Or if you can't say that, which continent?
>24961118
>kek good one anon
>Not being able to spot trolls
This is the OP's reply to that post:
>>24961128
>>24961171
Dude I know it's a troll, that's why I said "kek good one"
>>24961142
Nowadays you can ask some girl out, get rejected, and she'll tell everyone she knows and you knows, and this is OK.
Her friends will keep pushing her more and more towards a sexual harassment accusation over literally nothing since nobody is giving them the proper feedback, that ruining peoples' lives over petty shit is wrong.
>>24961154
>typical /r9k/ mindset of projection, blaming, and strawman
you're good at this
>>24961199
>>24961171
Poe's law in action. Suck dick, faggots
>>24961168
I live in the US. It's on the North American continent. ;)
Send me an email, if we are going to have a conversation, I'd prefer to do it via some method other than 4chan posts.
>>24961208
>you can ask someone out and get rejected
>and she'll tell people
>and this is okay
literally yes this is fine, what grade are you in???
>her friends will push her more towards a sexual harassment accusation
sounds a lot like you're avoiding explaining the details of you being creepy as fuck if all of her friends are this concerned for her
>>24961229
>typical /r9k/ cowardice of making excuses rather than fucking self with knife as told
you're bad at this
>>24961249
I literally said "good one"
"good one" is what people say to acknowledge someone else's joke
which means I was essentially saying "haha I get your joke anon it was good"
how is that Poe's law?
Dick suckery returned, gaydaddy
>>24961280
And she won't shut up about it for months, if not years.
How the fuck is that OK? Every social interaction will then be predicated on the fact that you're "that creep" who asked her out.
And if you're creepy just for asking her out in private, then why even bother?
How do you feel when a girl performs better than you?
>>24961259
no need to be snarky anon I'm well aware of the continent on which my own country is located
>>24961327
And the story mutates every time to make you seem even worse.
In a month, it could easily go from "ewww he asked me out" to "ewwww he cornered me and nearly raped me" over nothing. And that's when someone with power will step in and try to get you into trouble over sexual harassment or worse.
>>24945001
But your almost a wizard, dont give up now"
I realized somewhere you can try to post this and quite possibly not get banned: uboachan's n. The place is like r9k but for n33ts. Worst thing that happens is you get accused of trying to kill some neets.
>>24961320
don't forget the rest of your post.
>I don't have mental problems
>go fuck yourself with a knife
you believed it. what's so hard about admitting that?
>>24961327
>being in the same vicinity as someone you asked out who clearly isn't interested in you for YEARS
how is that not creepy?
I'm 100% positive she is not concerned with the fact that you asked her out unless you are continuing to harass her.
You're either really paranoid or you've failed to give her appropriate space after she said she wasn't interested.
Also there's no way you're outside of highschool, go back to reddit
>>24961383
I repeated the situation and said it was a good joke. Are you retarded or is your reading comprehension really this bad? Can reading comprehension be this bad without some for of developmental disability?
rreally wish I was the girl right about now...
Girls on ez mode confirmo. Literally guaranteed to marry a millionaire
>>24961417
wow, you still don't understand the situation. look inward for a moment. you were wrong. deal with that and grow as a person.the people who made the two posts you're referring to are different people
>>24961384
You could be in the same university, or even the same workplace. Hell, it is possible that you just live in the same neighborhood.
So every time you get rejected, you're supposed to pack your bags and move to a different city?
>>24961455
Are you being ironic? Are you actually kidding? Is it not obvious to me because of Poe's law?
Or are you actually stupid?
>>24961626
you've been cornered for several posts now and have resorted to meaningless responses because it's so painfully obvious you were wrong. why don't you go away? we're all anonymous, everyone will forget it. do you enjoy public humiliation? perhaps your delusion won't allow you to admit that you're wrong?
>>24961466
>Same University
Yeah you don't need to hang out with the same 1 girl who doesn't like you when you go to an institution with thousands of attendees
>Workplace
Once again, you don't need to continue to socialize with her. Furthermore there's no reason for a girl who is clearly out of your league to dwell on the fact that you asked her out. Even if you had to be in close quarters with her it's illogical to assume that she even remembers the event, let alone cares about it enough to bring it up years after the fact.
>Neighbourhood
Seriously nobody caers if the loser down the street asked them out 3 years ago. You're delusional.
>>24961675
>Being this argumentative
Nah dude your reading comprehension skills are seriously out of whack
>>24961693
>university
What if you're in the same major because you both got admitted into it and are forced to take the same classes just to graduate?
Am I supposed to change my future career just because I made the mistake of asking some bitch out?
>>24961693
>Once again, you don't need to continue to socialize with her. Furthermore there's no reason for a girl who is clearly out of your league to dwell on the fact that you asked her out. Even if you had to be in close quarters with her it's illogical to assume that she even remembers the event, let alone cares about it enough to bring it up years after the fact.
I've overheard her talking to others about me even after 3 years. She literally won't stop.
>>24961723
you keep saying that, but you still haven't said anything of substance. if you weren't wrong, show why. i submit that you can't, and you're going to throw out meaningless insults again. prove me wrong please?
>>24961746
Refer to the workplace section, she doesn't fucking care about some loser or the fact that he asked her out.
>>24961804
You're paranoid and delusional. Nobody is talking about you. You're an ugly weirdo who she didn't want. let it go.
>>24945001
I didn't read your post, I'm just here to say Sum 41's "Fat Lip" video is still amazing.
>>24961859
an ugly weirdo *whom she didn't want, anon.
>>24961859
I've directly heard her talking about it, and I still have people ask me directly about what happened with loaded questions based on her perception of the event.
>>24961840
See part 1 of the following post where I clearly delineate with charts and graphs how I acknowledged that it was a joke in my original post:
>>24961417
>>24961878
Hah, I like the video too. I felt like there were a couple gifs that could be made from it. I also wanted to make one of the girl getting her head shaved, and making the kissy face, but I'm not sure how well that would translate.
Good eye spotting the source of that gif though.
>>24961884
This cracked me up
>>24961893
Dude let it go. She thinks you're gross. I bet you asked her out in some really creepy way which you'll clearly not admit to here as it would discredit your whole argument. You're obviously obsessive. Get over it.
>>24961934
If I'm the obsessive one, why are people still asking me about it after consulting with her?
I've kept my mouth shut for the last 3 years so obviously she's been talking about it.
As for how I asked her out, I did it in private while we were in the same room eating lunch. All I did was ask her if she wanted to go see a movie with me after work.
>>24961897
THAT'S the post you think i didn't read correctly? good lord. all right, you're retarded, and you're lying to yourself. you got fooled and you can't admit it. even though we're all anonymous.
hope you learn to deal with being wrong someday.
by the way here's what your contention is. you think that:
>I don't have mental problems
>go fuck yourself with a knife
>kek good one anon
>typical /r9k/ mindset of projection, blaming, and strawman
>you're good at this
=
>i don't believe you
instead of
>i believe you and am bitterly refuting what you say using words i read on 4chan and never looked up
>>24962007
You're obviously so hideously ugly that it's become an inside joke for them. Congrats!
i'm confused what did this thread turn into
>>24962059
Oh, no, the post that you didn't read correctly was clearly my original post and now you're using logical fallacies to cover it up instead of acknowledging that you originally misunderstood my post.also all of this arguing is giving me a boner, please do continue
>>24959088
A e S t H e T i C as fuck
>>24962210
I don't know, but I'm glad the argument is keeping my thread bumped.
>>24945001
Just be a Muslim m8. As long as you're just over 20, make a size able income, and have your life in check, etc, you're check in Islamic Marriage. Have the Imam set you up a meeting with a nice hijabi and her father, you like her, she likes you, bada boom bada boom, in a months top you're married.
>>24962430
Religion is something of a backup plan. I think I'd go with Mormon though. I get the feeling they also have marriages setup pretty fast, but also, less hatred from random people and government, probably less of a burden in terms of religious obligations, and no headscarfs.
I'll look into it if I have to go the religious route.
>>24962233
this picture is fucking amazing
