Ladies, post up your biggest red flag names for boys
I'll start
>Josh
Griffin
>Jonathan
terrible name
Waiting patiently for my own
>inb4 someone posts Ivan thinking that's my actual name
>>24943883
motherfucker, that's my name.
>tell somebody my name online
>"where's drake xDDD"?
>literally know nothing about the show beyond the name
JUST
>tfw really obscure British name
>tfw I'm not even British
>tfw the UK is probably my least favorite country
John
Oliver
George
Kyle
Kyler
Steven
Michael
Where does Vinny stand?
>Brian
unoriginal
This is more of a baby name trend but anything ending with the "ayden" sound is automatic shit.
Moar:
>Christopher
>Adrian
>Steven
>Ethan
>Joe
Greg(ory)
Daniel
Tony
Cory
Literally undateable
any name that starts with J is pretty bad
Josh
Jeremy
Joshua
Jeffrey
Jonathan
Jacob
Joeseph
etc
also any british sounding name is pretty shitty desu
>>24943938
Somewhat red flag. Would be careful before procreeding.
Adamska
>Patrick
>Arthur
>Dustin/Justin
>Brad
>Jordan
>Pretty much every name with the letter Y in it
>>24943883
rude tbqshfam
>>24944022
>>24944107
Well what about Joey? I personally think it's ok but I've heard otherwise
>tfw have an interesting name af for Scandinavian standards that sticks out
>expectations of me being interesting making people want to talk to me
>autistic personality with recluse lifestyle
there's no escape. I just want to be low key. Give me a red flag name senpai
>>24944107
Arthur is a nice name.
>>24944146
hmmm it isnt as bad as other J names but its still p not that great
>your name will never get posted in this thread
Feels good man
tfw native name is unpronounceable by white devils
feels good man
>>24944146
Most Joeys I've met are assholes.
>>24944141
Stay mad, Joshua.
>Jarrett
If you ever meet a Jarrett, run away as fast as you possibly can. Literally the scum of the earth.
Laquan or Deshauwn
>>24944146
Pretty shit desu. Even worse than Joe. You're a baby fucking kangaroo at that point
>>24944181
Nope
>>24944146
They're asshats that get by in life just by believing in the heart of the cards
>>24944239
Any nonwhite name goes without saying, come on.
Moar:
>Brett
>Austin
>Hank
>Bob
>>24944254
Best friend is named Joey, can confirm.
Brett
Chet
Chad
>>24943883
Tfw name isn't obscure but nobody will post it.
>>24943883
>Muhammad
(boom)
>>24944022
what about names with J that are actually a y sound?
Does Tyler qualify as a red flag?
>>24944511
Absolutely. It's a good name for kids, not adults.
Never see my name in any name threads such as go to bed or do this etc
feels bretty good
name is common as fuck too
>>24944384
Edwin
How does Avery rate on the red flag scale
>>24944511
AHHHHHHH
I agree with >>24944538 even though it's my name. People always confuse my name with Taylor tho
>>24943883
Keith. I can't think of a gayer name
>>24943883
>Habakuk
>Methuselah
>Xerxes
>Nebuchanezzard
Felix MUST be one
Where does Elliot stand?
>>24943904
What about john?
I named my son James, did I screw him over for the rest of his life?
>>24944690
James is a very respectable and unmistakably masculine name.
>>24944638
Preppy girl's name/10
>>24944672
>Elliot
Your parents hoped you would grow up into a gentle sensitive gay boy
>>24944683
>John
Your parents didn't really give a fuck
>>24944690
>sonthis is an original post
>>24944717
>am avery
>know 3 girls named avery
>they're all really preppy
>i was named after some dude on startrek's last name
kill me
Any name that is not in the bible desu.
>tfw my name will never appear in these threads due to it being foreign
:):):):D
>>24944717
>Your parents didn't really give a fuck
I was like child number 9, so yeah you're probably right. Is Marcus any better?
What about Dylan?
>>24944806
DYLAN
You son of a bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMboTIXym4&ab_channel=LuizinhoS.Madrid
>>24943883
Is Stephen okay?
>>24944793
Marcus is pretty decent.
>>24944806
Kind of sucks but not horrible.
Cole.
God, anyone with that name might aswell just scream "I'm going to suck off Tyrone behind your back."
>>24944833
You see, I usually have to cringe a bit at names that have that harsh "EEEEE" sound, especially for males. "Stephen" softens it a little, better than "Steven." 6.5/10
A lotta Hebrew origin names in this thread, you antisemitic bastids.
Joshua included.
>>24944806
>>24944871
How are you guys doing nowadays?
How's Chidi?
>>24944710
That's good. I simply liked that it's versatile, he can pick a number of nicknames if he wants. We almost named him Robertbut ultimately his dad didn't want him to be a junior. If he was a girl he would have been Chloe.
>>24944724
Yeah Anon
>Son
>mfw i have never ever seen my name posted in these threads even though it's pretty average
>>24943883
Any variation of Aiden/Haiden/Braiden
What about Andrew desu fampai?
>>24944833
We're fucked m8.
>>24945046
Selfish, manipulative, bad father, but intelligent and has the potential to be successful, although he'll spend all his money as it flows in.
>>24945046
Average. Like Tyler, you have a child's name, but to a much lesser extent.
Tell me about Spencer
>>24945092
not the other anon but this sounds about right except for the spending money part. I'm total cheapass when it comes to money. Shit I had like 13k in my chequing account at 19 and didn't spend a dime of it for nearly 2 years.
Everything else is right though. I dicked some guy out of a raise just so I could convince my boss to double my raise( went from 13,75 to 17.75 instead of 15.35) at my old job.
I ended up leaving for college but I'm 90% sure I'd be clearing 70k a year there if I stayed and kept dicking people over out of raises.
>>24945191
I was basing it off of my father, so yunno
>>24945145
It's a decent name but you're probably an asshole. Also has preppy vibes.
>>24945145
It's a scumbag name but you're bound to make a shitload of money or be a total drug addicted loser. Maybe both if you're an actor or musician
Max or Maxwell. Son of a piece of shit name. I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE.
What should I add/change?
>>24945284
This is the first time I've ever seen my name....
>>24945284
dude fuck you, thats my dog's name you cunt.
>>24944009
What's wrong, Is Tony too spicy for you?
>>24945309
Rob is a plumber, a handyman, stick that in average.
>>24945221
I'm a preppy asshole, pretty accurate
>>24945272
lmao stem master race
>>24945318
I've got a few mates called max, they're pretty masculine / testosterone fuelled. If you're a short MAx then you'll have anger issues, if you're a tall / medium max then you'll be pretty chill
What about Jonah?
>>24945318
Are you from New York? If so I hate you you piece of shit.
What about Spyridon? Where does that stand?
>>24945309
I'd say it's a pretty good rule of thumb.
>>24945340
Tony is a greasy wop
While searching for the perfect italian slur, I found a few more gems:
>Tony - Started when there was a big Italian emigration to the U.S. Their Luggage would say "TO NY" (New York).
>"Pizza Nigger"
>Brown Pants/Shirts - From the color of their uniforms in WW II. Said by American GIs to hide when they defecate themselves on the battlefield.
>>24945309
>tfw tyler
>>24945400
I'm on the shorter side, but I'm pretty docile. Is 5' 7" short to you?
>>24945413
No, I'm from Cincy. Sorry alt.Max is a jerk.
>>24945483
5' 7" is okay, dont get thin and you'll be fine
Mark.
Every single Mark I've known in life, without fail, has turned out to be extremely mentally unbalanced.
Fuck, even the name Mark literally means "stain". If that isn't a red flag then I don't know what is.
>>24945309
>THAD not in the GOD TIER LIST
>max not in the SHIT TIER LIST
Fred or Frederick is also a shitty sounding name. I hate the way it sounds.
If I had a son, I'd want to name him Aaron. What would your first impression be from a guy named Aaron?
>>24944833
If you're from the US/canada no
>>24945529
Not alwaysSay what you want about him but he's a decent guy and hot as hell
>>24945483
>on the shorter side
>5' 7"
that's well within manlet range
>>24945529
Keep your stupid comments in your pocket
>>24945539
fucking asshole chad wannabe
>>24945607
dude anything under 6'11 is considered manlet on this site. It's based off geographical location for manlets. Eg: if you're 5'7 but live in denmark, you're a manlet but if you're 5'7 and live in Taiwan, you're average or above average.
>Clinton
>>24945525
I'm not, so that's good.Sorta wanna go trap mode some day, but that's a ways away.
>>24945607
Lol dont care.
>>24945658
>no Elliot in God Tier
you had one job you bundle of sticks
>>24943883
Josh is literally the English translation of Yeshua or Jesus
>>24944008
Why Ethan? That's my name I'm a good guy.
>>24945605
Oh wait, isn't that that Youtuber?
I've watched some of his let's plays; I take it back he's alright.
>>24945610
Fucking make me.
They're not stupid comments off they're based on real experiences of guys called Mark either being collosal pricks or going psycho on your ass because they decided they were in love with you and you wouldn't break up with your fucking longterm partner to date their tism' ridden behind.
Marks can fuck right off.
Except that Youtuber.
>>24945667Be my trap wife
>>24945309
my brother is named tyler but is straight up chad. change it to average teir m9
>>24945658
I think Tyler is more of a trap/tranny name
>>24945769I would if I wasn't all hairy and not thin.And not fucking thinning.
>>24945832
>>24945892
Tyler is still shit, sorry. There's exceptions for every name. I'm sure that some Chad named Cecil existed at some point.
>>24946005
>>24945892
>>24945832
Going to have to agree with the others here. Good on your brother for making good use with what he was given
>>24944960
I like the name Chloe but
>his dad
y-you are a mother? why do you come here? do you come here to learn all the hip new memes and internet lingo so your son will think you are cool one day?
How would you feel if you learned your son browsed /r9k/? probably ok as long as he wasnt a fuckup?
How could you roasties be such bitter losers that you feel the need to write somebody's name here?
And you betas too. If she likes somebody else then maybe you should change your focus and go after a different girl. Smdh.
Hate is as strong an emotion as love.
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rate my dad's name: Amruth
here he is
>>24946169
How would YOU feel if your MOM browsed /r9k/? Much scarier to be honest.
I don't want to imagine my mom shitposting femanon threads
>>24943883
>James
>John
>Robert
>Michael
>William
>David
>Jesus
>Jorge (Why the fuck do spics pronounce it Whore-hey)
>Donald (You're named after a fucking duck)
>Edward
>Brian
memes original six two seven nigga
>>24945284
why is max a shit tier name?
I'm chill...damn..
>>24946284
How taIl are you?
>>24944667
>Habac.uck
>>24946169
>why do you come here?
I've been on 4chan since '05, started coming to /r9k/ when it opened in '08 since it was primarily greentext. I've just stayed over the years simply to watch it's shifts in trends.
>do you come here to learn all the hip new memes and internet lingo so your son will think you are cool one day?
No, I think he'll realize pretty quickly his mom is a huge fucking loser. I don't think I'll ever be the "cool" mom. I'll just be the mom with the curio case of Hatsune Miku figures.
>How would you feel if you learned your son browsed /r9k/? probably ok as long as he wasnt a fuckup?
It's hard to explain, but even if he was a massive fuck up I'd still love him. The saying "the love is instantaneous and unconditional" is the truth. As for him browsing here, I don't know. I just would hope his waifu isn't a shit.
>>24946315
Yeah that's fine but are you gonna /ss/ him?
Kyle
Justin
Sebastian
Any of those stupid names Staceys give their kids now, like Brogan and Brayden
>>24944690
James is a good name.
>>24943883
is Carson ok?
>Not being otto
best bus driver
>>24945757
He looks like an emo scene faggot
Another vote against Max
Fucking asshole name for assholes
>>24946330
No, that's weird Anon.
Who here /Eric/ ?
>all these posts
>no alex
Aww, yeah. Alex is a pretty A+ name, all things considered.
Andrew
Jon
Jefferey
Jonah
Joe
Sean
Greg
Matthew
Chris
Axel
Bradley
Brad
Brandon
Kevin
>>24946524
Eric is an excellent name. Don't fuck it up like an Eric I knew.
>>24946361
Androgynous and sort of off putting
>>24945605
Youre a faggot. Markiplier is for children.
>>24946580
So is anime. I don't give a fuck
>>24946538
nope
straight emofag name
>>24944497
Dont fuck me up, Im self learning Swedish and and now I mispronounce shit at work all the time when talking to customers
>>24946571
what did he do
456756789767
>>24946538
My nigga.
Alexander is patrician as fuck.
Not a lady, but agreed that Josh is a red flag.
>>24946613
nahh... maybe.
I feel like it's just catchy enough without being too generic, and it's not snowflake-y either.
>>24946650
Awwww ye, another Alex. How's it going, man?
>>24946595
Because Bullets & Carnage and Darker Than Black is totally for children.
>>24946656
>mfw im dating a josh
>>24946642
He was just this awfully annoying beta faggot. Like the ones you find on r9k but louder and socially unaware
I doubt he's on 4chan so it's probably not you if that's what you're worried about
>>24946671
>Darker than Black
>Not for edgy children
I bet you think Hellsing's 'mature' too.
>>24946722
Hellsing is entry level garbage
>>24943883
my name never pops up, do i has good name ?
>Pierce
I know you're somewhere on this board, you fucking asshole.
What about Ryan
Bla bla original comment Mdmdjcnendnnd
>>24946797
Mentally challenged/cringey romantic name
>>24946447
The dyed hair is literally for charity, I don't see how that makes him an emo scene fuck
>>24946783
I liked him in animal crossing
>>24946797
Beta shit
>Maqari
>>24946688
YFW you have no face. But I agree that Josh is a red flag, dated one once and he cheated on me :X
What about Zachary?
>>24944188
How does Eryk rate?
>>24946783
goddamn it i never lose in these.
>>24946920
Learn to spell fagbutt.
>F3 "Liam"
>no listings
Thank god.
>>24946713
that might be me. how tall is he?
>>24947009
>im a DD cup.
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
?
>>24946549
Thoughts on Shawn?
>>24947027
No idea. Average height. Skinny. Glasses. Worked as a fast food manager.
>>24947071
He's the villain
You have to kill him or nuke Boston
what about Mari ?
>>24947017
It's faggy
>>24944299
Holy shit, I'm joey and this guy just explained my life...
Is there some sort of Chad style conspiracy where all Joeys act the same way? Or is it coincidence.
done for now, then
>>24946315
damn you sound cool, I wish my parents were 4chan posting anime parents tbqh
my parents are just super strict typical indian parents idk i guess its good they pushed me but they have no emotion or interests other than dumb shit like cars and football
>>24943883
What the fuck is wrong with Josh you cunt ?
>>24947513
You should do a grill version
If he tries to shit on me during sex
>>24947513
>brad, chad, and lance all in top tier
>paul, duncan, max, kyle, and eliot that low
What a shitty list.
>>24946524
best name
>ctrl-f
>maurice
>0 results
feels good man
>>24947513
>tfw rick
Heh.
>>24946914
>ctrl F
>1 result
>>24947886
>maurice
that's a really ugly name
>no one has posted my name
>feels fucking great man
>>24948182
I dun goofed
>>24947513
As a Max (really Maxwell) I am very offended
>ctrl + f "Thomas"
>0 results
I bet nobody has ever made you paint a fence before
guess what
I have
How fucked of a name is Jack?
>>24946914
Cut me some slackarie
>>24944690
I welcome your son to the james master race
>>24944022
THIS
Also Josiah and Joseph/joey/joe
>>24945309
Adam and James are both shit tier. Replace with Bill and Tom.
>ctrl + f search Mike
>no results
feels good
>>24948362
see
>>24947513
Thomas is average
>>24948362
As a fellow Thomas, I think we're alright. Tommy is acceptable for little'ns, but keep Tom reserved for older classy guys.
>>24946274
Get bent
>>24947513
Add Vince to god tier
>no Scotts
Is this good?
I feel like we're always portrayed as dicks in entertainment. We have feelings too.
>>24948563
all the scotts i've known have been dicks. i'd stick it in meh tier
>>24948563
Scott is could be better/worse tier.
Is Logan red flagish?
>>24948425
James is the male version of Ashley. Everyone knows like 12 different ones.
>>24948605
Yeah....me too. It sucks.
>>24948577
Well, better than shit tier I suppose.
>>24946549
>Kevin
I'm surprised it took so long for my name to show up here.
Normies absolutely hate the name. What do robots think about it?
>>24948619
Logan seems pretty chaddish to me.
>>24943914
Drake reporting in. I get the same shit, all of high school was " do you have a friend named josh"
>>24948651
>>24948577
>>24948605
I'm retarded and mixed up the responses. Not doing my name any favors.
What about Travis?
how about Rhys?
>>24948397
Jack is a classic name. Very masculine.
If I had a son I would either name him James ( my name, very based) , jack or and here's my curveball, Jan (pronounced Yan). Jan is a Swedish name that one of my dads cousin has and I think it's incredible
>tfwLewis
>tfw you will never have a dark age Anglo Saxon name like Aethelstan
>>24948822
James is not based at all. When every 15th guy is named James it kind of loses it's charm.
What about Connor?
>>24948876
Spoken like someone not named James. You just don't know until you've experienced what's it's like.
>>24948923
The only Connors I've known were smug assholes.
>>24948822
>have an acquaintance named Jan
>noisy, annoying, giant fucking douche
>Chad who is in a relationship with a legit 1/10 (not even kidding, she looks like some mutant from Fallout) roastie slut just because she is apparently good in bed
Don't name your kid Jan please.
>>24944793
>8 siblings
Goddamn, are you Mormon or something?
>>24946836
I said it makes him look like one you fucking moron
How's niko or nikolas?im not russian
>>24944022
>>24944033
>>24944188
>>24944244
>>24944511
>>24944666
>>24944833
>>24944933
>>24945400
>>24945688
>>24946233
>>24946688
>>24946722
>>24946866
>>24948577
>>24948777
>>24948722
>>24948822
How about Patrick?This is a pretty original comment tbqh familia smdh robot
>tfw Adrian
It feels bad man
>>24948954
With several cocks in your ass? I know like 3 gay James. Not surprising when half the male population is fucking named James.
>>24943938
huge red flag. one of bosses was named vinny. he was a dick
>>24948875
I like Lewis. thats a good name. Luke is related name which I think could be quite good depending if it fits the person.
>>24949034
no. come on thats a fucking retard starfish name everyone will associate you with that retard
>>24949015
I mean honestly niko sounds kinda childish for some reason for me but Nikolas has the potential to be very classy
>>24949034
Pretty good name I think.
>>24948681
I feel some sense of bullshit unity with you random internet drake.
I hope you're doing well, and if not then may fortune smile upon you soon.
>>24948541
As a Vince, I was the shortest and most beta guy at my school so you can cross that off the list
>>24947518
He's coming from a whole family of weebs, his aunt is teaching English in Hokkaido. I'm lucky he's still an infant, I struggle with how hard I should push him or how lax to be. I hope he tries different sports and finds something he likes. I would really like him to take up an instrument.
>control f my name
>0 results
BASED ME
>>24946274
>tfw only one David
Eh I'm fine with that
>>24949504
My name never comes up in these threads, so I always wonder if that means my name is forgettable.
>>24949143
you need to be a little pushy with him, get him to try stuff and experiment, its the only way he could discover any passion that early. best thing to do is to just trust him. be honest with your weebness and done treat him like hes some kid, hes a person and can think and reason and the second you send him to school he'll be making decisions that will affect the rest of his life so you might as well try and let him get used to that. my son is in junior high and actually talks to me about things still and it makes me so happy that he feels like he can trust me. Telling your kids lies about anything for any reason is the surest way to make them not trust you
>>24945736
You're a colossal faggot, that's whyits my name too
>>24944690
James is high-tier
ctrl-f "Jerome"
Fuck yeah!
>>24946524
Right here bud
>>24944667
Don't forget Mahershalalhashbaz.
>>24945411
That's my name, which means it's DEFINITELY a red flag. Surprised to see it mentioned here.
What about Andrew?!
>>24946274
That's the only way to pronounce Jorge.
Our version is George.
>>24946361
Anything ending in -son or -ton is a red flag.
pretty much any name that can be used as a girl name as well or has a version that can be used as a girl name
that is the stupidest shit ever because you are constantly in doubt of the person's name
>eurofag
>language doesn't use "he/she" when talking about a person, so you can't tell the sex of such person if you don't ask about it
>>24951780
I thought most European languages had words for he and she. Hell, even inanimate objects have genders in German or Romance languages.
what about Kaleb tho senpai
>>24944710
Thanks pham tbqh
>>24943883
Fucking Meagan
>judging someone entirely by their name
At least robots' red flags threads have things women do that is questionable, instead of just names
Women are fucking shit god damn
>>24949143
here is my worthless advice
>I struggle with how hard I should push him
you know even as much as I disliked my parents as a child for setting high expectations for me, I am much happier now that I am at a prestigious college and have much higher potential to do what I want with my life.
also, I agree with dadanon below, its very important you build trust with your son. Maybe this is more for his father than for you, but my parents made it very difficult to experience feelings of sexuality in my house - I think a lot of kids go through this, but I believe parents should be there for any problem your kid has, including issues related to sexual things
obviously thats a long ways away like 12 years or some shit but please dont shy away from discussing sexual topics with your child like my parents did i probably wouldnt be a robot if my parents didnt make girls the enemy throughout my childhood
>>24943883
>tfw you have a breddy good first nameit's Henry
>tfw your name never gets called in these threads
It's a good feel.
>>24954448
Underrated name tbqh family.
>>24949086
Goddamn you're mad. Sorry bud we can't all be named James. Some people are just more lucky than others.
Maybe in the next life your parents will actually think you're worth something and give your a proper name
>CTRL+f
>Name isn't here
Good I guess?
Donald.
Eugene.
Billy. If your name is William that's cool, but Billy as your actual name is pretty ew.
Everything else is perfectly fine to me.
>>24954973
Same. I guess Nick is truly reserved for sexy geniuses.
>>24943883
Brock
You know it to be true.
>>24945284
Seems like youre a little mad, max.
>>24946914
>tfw my name finally appears
>no negative comments
Feels gud nigga
>>24955171
>mad, max
>mad max
kek this would have worked if the autist flinging shit was named max, 6/10 because i still giggled 2bh.
>>24951537
I'm a grill and this is the hottest guy name
