>Walk into Gamestop
>See this
>The game you want is directly behind her
wat do?
>>24941718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0
>>24941718
>The game you want is directly behind her
>3DS
good joke
>>24941718
>"Excuse me, I need to grab that mario game for my little brother's christmas gift."
>>24941718
>3ds
hahaha fuck no nigger are you autistic or what? where dem ps4 games faggot
>smile apologetically
>"sorry"
>>24941718
>Unzip dick
>Spread legs
>Waddle over
>Start salivating
>Start galloping
>Raptor screech
>Collect game
She'll move, without a doubt.
EXCUSE ME MA'AM, ARE YOU NOT WEARING ANY SOCKS IN THOSE BOOTS, BECAUSE IF SO ARE YOUR FEET SWEETY AND CAN I LICK YOUR FEET
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH WIKIFEET? I AM A MAJOR POSTER ON THERE, I CAN SHOW YOU MY COMMENTS PAGE
Just try to grab it without talking.
>MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
Somehow unoriginal
i *unzips dick*
>walk up
>tell her to move
if she listens
>grab game and go
if she doesn't
>lady get off the fucking phone for 5 seconds your in a business
>Then kill myself because I'm giving a shit business like games top my money
I remember highschool when the beta nerd kids would try to get to their lockers but a couple would be kissing there so they just stand their waiting for them to move awkwardly staring like a voyeur.
Know what I did? I grabbed the fucking lock as rudely as possible and if they didn't move I pushed.
Shit ain't gonna change if you don't change it betafags
"Excuse me please I need to grab something behind you"
It physically hurts me that I'm in the same catagory as people to retarded/beta to say that.
>>24941718
Completely ignore her and reach for the game I'm seeking.
>2 seconds later
>"UM, EXCUSE YOU? DID YOU NOT SEE ME THERE?"
>>24941893
>phone
It's a DS.
>sorry
grab the game
smile at her as i leave
Stand in front of her and look at her til she moves
>3DS game.
>That I want.
Already got monster hunter bro... LITERALLY L I T E R A L L Y the only reason to own a 3DS.
But, hypothetically, is a bitch was in the way of a game I wanted, and was sat there, I'd just say excuse me as I reach for the game.
>>24941718
Why the fuck would I be buying a 3DS game? I game on PC and use steam for all my games so I don't have to leave the house and find myself in this situation.
>>24941718
>implying i would want to go to a not online game store
meh, it probably will be cheaper on steam at the christmas salei got the shivers after reading op's post, and i am not a shut in, just don't like strangerseven if they femaleespecially if they female
Have anxiety attack right in front of her
No words come out of mouth
She will call me a creep and leave
