Who /manchild/ here?
>tfw mommy still cuts up my steak for me because she is scared I will still choke on big pieces
>tfw mom still tells me to take a bath and I fight it
>tfw still play with toys at the dinner table
>>24941541
My mom still takes me to get my haircut.
>>24941541
pretty nightmarish desu senpai, I feel sorry for your mommy
>>24941541
Excellent meme
Im more partial to the ironic nigger pepe myself
>tfw maxed out GBP
>>24941541
>tfw flushed the toilet everyday for a whole week
>cashed in my GBP for tendies tonight
>they were superb
>>24941541
How old are you OP? 18? 25?... 40?
>>24941805
Not old enough to stop being mommy's bouncing bundle of joy29
>>24941541
>>24941622
>>24941650
>>24941699
I hope there are really people like this, as opposed to the /r9k/ roleplayers.
>>24941541
>mommy?
>yes, anon hun?
>am i your bestest boy?
>you are my bestest boy, anon. my bestest boy in all the whole wide world.
>then why is daddy gone?
>oh hun, daddy went away to go on adventures
>is daddyman coming back?
>oh yes, anon. someday he'll come back with treasures and stories for us
>was he your bestest boy?
>no, no, hun. you will always be my bestest boy
but beneath the tide of love in her voice spins an undertow of sorrow. she knows he's never coming back, and with her son demanding all her time and energy even though he's 27, she knows her time has passed. her friends have all moved on; they're lost and gone. and men? even if she had the time or the energy, no one would want to step into this mess and help shoulder the burden that grows more wearisome with every passing day. the road stretches ahead to the horizon, and there is no one else on it. no one else besides her bestest boy.
she goes into the kitchen to cut up her son's tendies. the knife slips and she cuts her finger. she watches the blood briefly before covering it.
it's at that moment that the she realizes that the wound in her will never pour out to rest on another's shore.
>>24941997
It's true dude, my mom takes me to get my haircut. I've never really styled it or anything, ever, I just get it cut once it gets too long to manage. My mom always remembers the way I like it to be cut though.
>tell mummy that i'm hungry
>she says it's not tendies time yet
>stomp up and down brandishing kitchen knife
>"TENDIES TIME IS NOW!!!"
>tfw mummy makes me some delicious tendies
>>24942002
Man, you just accidentally described how I feel every day. If anyone noticed or cared that I can't get out of bed anymore, and asked me why. This is why. Everything is behind and there's nothing ahead.
>he's 27. he knows his time has passed. his friends have all moved on; they're lost and gone. and women? no one would want to step into this mess that grows more wearisome with every passing day. the road stretches ahead to the horizon, and there is no one else on it.
>>24941997
I LITERALLY just went with my Dad to get my haircut an hour ago, whats so great about that to you?
Also:
>no job, ever
>think porn is too adultish and crude for me
>dont know how to have sex
So most of society usually grows up and moves away from family and live their own lives but, I'm starting to accept I'll be one of those people that lives with their parents until they die while I help take care of them in their old age. It's a kind of bitter feel but I feel a lot worse for my parents than I do myself. My aunt is actually in her 60s and still lives with my moms parents and kind of helps take care of my grandparents in the same way I imagine I'll most likely be doing
>>24942135
Make yer own dang tendies
I wear diapers and have a pacifier and bottles and even a onesie
But that's strictly a sexual fetish thing
>>24942002
8/10 nice prose
Who Umaru mode here? Flawless grades, good looking, plenty of friends but straight up antisocial manchild at home.
>>24942298
me desu friendo
mommy just brought me some crackers with cheese on them that she cut up for me. I've been a good boy
Who /stillnotallowedtousethestove/ here?
i want to fucking die
my mom always babies me
>"goo goo ga ga mummy, baby want his blankee, baby want milky"
>anon stop, you're 24 years old, enough with this bullshit
>"m-mummy doesn't love me anymore?"
>anon please, of course I love you but we're in public, enough with this please, for gods sake I'm at my wits end
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GIVE ME MILKY, GIVE ME A TOY WAHHHHHHHHHHH"
>FOR FUCKS SAKE ANON BE QUIET YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE-
>"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMMY SAID A SWEAR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>mfw she caves and buys me a GI Joe figure and gives me ba-ba
>"accidentally" spill my milky all over my booster seat because she forgot to warm it up like I asked her to
fucking roastie bitch, get fucked you whore
>>24943733
Fuck off, you should be grateful for having a mom that loves you, while many people, even on 4chan, don't and you should also be grateful for those dubs.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
*poops pants*
oops, better clean that up mommy, you don't want your special boy having a squishy diaper do you?
>>24943844
do you suck your moms breasts or get the milk straight from the source?
>>24943942
it depends what I want, sometimes I make her pull them out and let me suck, other times I want it warm and in my ba-ba.
>be 28
>mother still removes the crust from my bread because I don't like crusts much
>also cuts up steak because it's "easier to eat" that way
>never asked to do anything around the house, I keep my room tidy however
I don't really mind, we're used to it and fine with it.
>>24943975
what cup size is she
>>24941541
Who's /mommystillwipesforthem/ here?
>mom still cuts meat for me
>gets me my clothing out
>friday gets me crackers and cheese
it's because i got in a car accident so can't really move things myself- in a wheelchair
>>24943869
The main reason why people are is because their Mom loved them too much.
>"mummy take your bouncing baby boy to booger king I want chicken fries!"
>"Anon we have dinner made you're 22 stop saying booger king and talk like a normal per-"
"WAHH WAHH WAHH BABY WANT CHICKEN FRIES I. HATE. BWOCOWWI. CHICKEN NOW!"
>"Fine, get your shoes on."
>"Yaaay you're the best mummy this special cowboy could ever ask for."
>Run to the car making gun noises
>"Mummy would you be so kind to get me an Icee as well?"
>"Anon it's likes two dollars extra just get the regular coke."
>"NO NO NO, ME LIKEY ICEE ME LIKEY ICEE."
>"Accidentally" dump the icee all over the car floor on the way home for the bitch speaking out of turn
>"Baby made a mess mommy."
I'm 29 and my mom bought me some underpants the other day
>>24944287
>>"Accidentally" dump the icee all over the car floor on the way home for the bitch speaking out of turn
Serves that bitch right.
>>24944154
hahaha you victim complex mother fucker thats the dumbest shit i've ever heard. you're here because you're lazy
>>24944703
But WHY are people lazy? Look deeper.
>>24944309
I'm 31 and mines buying me an xbox one for christmas.I'll probably also get some boxers and socks, too.
