This is both cute and sensual.
How do I get a girl to do this to me?
>>24941145
get a qt grillfriend
play around
ask for random fun shit
ask for her to kiss cock
introduce taking photos sometime during this
take photo of this
fin.
>have penis
>have camera
>>24941217
>get a qt girlfriend
Excuse me? How?
>>24941145
muh
muhhh
mmuhhhh
MODS
leave r9k, stop being a shitty human being
>>24941296
go to school or uni or whatever else place is the only reason you go outside
make yourself less invisible
approach a qt grill and ask talk with her etc
get to know her
eventually ask to go out
have cute relationship
get frisky and take the picy of your dicky
if that fails, just go on an ask-out spree and ask as many grills as possible, around 10, slowly depreciating and getting to uglier shits each time, before some bitch bites dust
if all else fails, fuck the qt part, go out into club and find some drunk bitch and convince her to go to your house and tell mommy to not disturb you and try to keep her sober enough to take pic but drunk enough to agree to take this stupid pic
should take 4 months of work at most
>>24941414
What sort of stuff should I talk about when I approach her?
>>24941145
just care about her lol
>>24941217
lmaooo, u dont need to get a girlfriend to have a girl do this
>>24941580
if its at school its about what is being studied
if its at work its about recent events you two know about (just not gossip or personal shit about others)
if its random grills then just get to know them and pop the question, then give up and run if it fails
if its at a club just roll with something and hope shes too drunk to care
>>24941887
>im so hot i can pick up a cute girl to fuck just by asking nicely
NORMIES OUT REEEE
>finally have pictures of me hanging out with people
>6'4 and not fat
>decent face
tinder here i come
you can have it, but if you want nothing less than a qt3.14, at least you are chad tier, just forget it, im dating a 6/10 and she suck my dick so passionately that makes me cum every time, and she like to swallow, dont search the qt senpaitachi, it will just frustrate you
>>24942557
6/10's are qties though.
>>24942401
I briefly had a friend during the semester and got a few pics with them. Made a Tinder yesterday night thinking the same as you, but nothing so far pham. Hopefully you'll have better luck than me.
>>24942754
but there are actual cute girls in my pics.
>>24942802
My oneitis is in the pic that I used and I think she's cute.
>>24942754
post the pics famalot
at least with faces censored out if you're too much of a pussy
>>24942842
The profile or the pics?
>>24942937
pics that you uploaded on your tinder to show off alphaness and your friend collection
>>24943118
One friend. I said I briefly had one.
>The application Tinder (processcom.tinder) has stopped unexpectedly. Please try again.
Can't even open the damn thing. It's like fate is working against me.
>>24943254
Gambino?
>>24943118
2/2
>>24943273
You're not missing much, honestly. I hate every moment that I'm using it.
>>24943297
Every time.
>>24943297
And I thought you were going to give me advice or something.
>>24943254
wew famm. pic is pretty blurry but that's not really an issue.
see i was thinking it was more like this. a bunch of guys at a party at night and you've got your arms around them and they're not really the focal point in pic. in this one, you look really awkward and out of place and if you only had a second's notice that a pic of you was going to be taken. plus, you're next to the grill so that suggests that maybe you've had a relationship with her or whatever, and makes it seem as if you literally set pictures of you and your ex as your dp. at the same time, you also look to be pretty far away from her (probably because her head is bent towards the screen) and shows that you're pretty awkward and out of place.
also she's pretty ugly senpai dont know why you like her
>>24943340
fuckin hell famm. like smile or something. that red and dark colour sets off such a creepy fuckin vibe. your face is fucking invisible. plus you're indoors and it doesnt even seem like a living room or something, just like you sit in your bedroom all day. like take a pic while outside or in your bathroom (typical selfie location) or with friends like i said before, but not as the fucked up shit as previous pic.
fakkk fammm
>>24943405
>>24943297
not me desu lad. i was trying to take a decent selfie for like 10 mins for a face rate thread but couldnt because my hair looked like shit so then i tried to find a way to recover a good selfie i took yesterday and use that but cant find a way to recover pics from my phone but thread seems to be dying so i just gave up.
>>24943760
>see i was thinking it was more like this
forgot pic desu famalot
>>24943760
>a bunch of guys at a party at night and you've got your arms around them
Guess there was a misunderstanding there. It literally was just one friend.
>really awkward and out of place
>she's ugly
>like smile or something
>creepy fuckin' vibe
>with friends
I thought I could try this Tinder thing for at least a week but someone from /r9k/ can immediately glean all of that from two pics then it's not really even worth it. Guess I'll just retire that idea prematurely.
>>24943906
just literally take a better picture famalot
really tho it is hard to do unless youve got social situations being thrown at you
got any good holiday or travel pics perhaps? just go for something old, might as well
>>24943948
Can't take a better picture because I can't smile and have no friends. Account's already deleted.
>>24944012
jesus fuck famm w0t
just go outside in the morning to like some park or whatever
hell doesnt even have to be a smile, even this "philosophical" confused eyebrow stupid <;-0 shit that every guy pulls
seriously how else are you gonna get that dick kiss pic senpai
>>24943273
damn, i'm having the same issue.
>>24944111
Something inside me would never let me stoop that low. I spent a lot of time last summer trying to learn how to smile and take good solo pics. Got nothing. Things aren't as simple as you're making them out to be.
>how else are you gonna get that dick kiss pic
I won't but I never once thought I had a chance. I just wanted to make the thread because I like that pic.
>>24944349
>stoop that low
>implying This counts as stooping low (pls pardon shit hair thnx)
it can be subtle senpai
try different angles and lighting or whatever
or just take a selfie mirror pic since that's scientifically guaranteed to be a pic you like (since you're so used to seeing your face in your mirror, that when you see it reversed or with different lighting or at a different angle, your brain is confused by how you look slightly different and offkey, and thus you hate the pic and yourself more)
>>24941580
hes penus loks like fredie kruger
>>24944679
It's personal preference but I just can't stand how contrived that pose is.
Girls don't like it when guys take mirror selfie pics.
I appreciate the lengths that you've gone to help but you can stop.
Damn r9k is so full of faggot normies.
>>24944943
>Girls don't like it when guys take mirror selfie pics.
W0t the fuck? You w0t senpai? What are you basing that info of? Judging by Facebook likes, a good pic taken in expensive clothes (or topless with gr8 body) with an iPad in front of bedroom mirror goes a long way (if you can't get a picture on top of mountain or in front of Lambo or whatever).
Honestly senpai I know how selfies work.
>>24945013
yeah, fucking op amirite ::%^:^:^:^)^))^)^)^):^:^:^)^))^
>>24943340
You're NEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR going to find a white girl that isn't obese or above a 2/10.
You can't even fill the BBC niche because you're ugly and scrawny. Some BBCs are ugly too, but at least they're sufficiently masculine. You just look like one of them ugly butch black girls.
Just don't have kids my man, don't bring another life into this world to suffer.
>>24945181
Thanks, anon. I appreciate this level of realness.
>>24945249
Look, I'm half nigger too. We're on a different wavelength to white people. We'll NEVER have a random quirky girl to just fall into our laps. We'll never "luck out".
We're not even regarded as human to women my friend, we're stillborns.
It is your ancestors fault for moving over to a foreign country instead of staying in their own.
>>24945249
>>24945287
>tfw have literal white privilege
feels good to be a Slav my afroamericans
>>24941887
FUCK OFF YOU SCUM FUCK
>>24945249
That guy's bitter as fuck and you have nice facial aesthetics. But if you're really taking his "advice" like that you're never gonna make it.
>>24943340
Your eyes look dead nigga, like you've just given up.
>>24945474
If it's not my looks preventing me from getting a gf it'll be my crippling autism which I guess is no better than it was a year ago so none of this really matters.
>>24943340
Holy shit its Childish GambinoDo people say that to you often?Sorry ;_;
>>24946985
It's the only thing people will generally talk to me about.
>>24943340
Sweet shirt man
>>24947268
What's your favorite of their albums?
>>24947392
Leaves turn inside you
>>24947532
I'm one of the few that hasn't listened to leaves yet, only Fake Train, New Plastic Ideas, and The Future of What. Shame too because I hear leaves is great for the fall.
>>24947629
Listen to it now man it's great winter music
>>24943254
>>24943340
You're not bad-looking at all but I highly suggest never wearing a graphic tee again.
WHO'S THIS QT
REEEEE
>>24947915
Girls dont really care about that
>>24948138
Why you lyin senpai?
>>24948151
Experience pham
>>24941145
be chad
that's it, girls do this to every chad
>>24941379
yeah because shitty humans beings don't have sex
lol normies are dumb as fuck
>>24947629
Leaves Turn Inside You is definitely my fav. I'm considering getting the box set vinyl reissues, but they're so fukkin expensive.
post more cock kissing pics pls
>>24941296
Easiest way to get a girl is to not look at women as sexual objects until you meet one that looks at you like that.
>>24949521
This is actually good advice.
>>24949625
I know it is. It's the reason most of us are here and why porn is bad for the brain.I would think the majority of us started porn at an early age
>>24949521
>looks at you like that
what does that even mean?
>>24949975
Every normie I've heard has said there are "looks" or "signals" that indicate female sexual interest.
