>feel lonely one night
>decide to call an escort
>ask for the "girlfriend experience"
>she comes over
>play videogames all night while she nags me about stupid stuff I don't care about
normie humour is the worst
does this work? robot pls go
You could probably pull that joke off in a standup comedy routine.
the things I would do to have a conversation with a girl that is not my sister...
>>24940481
>go to the grocery store
>cashier asks "how are you?"
>"i'm pretty good. not much to do today so I'm just hanging out. How are you?"
CONGRATULATIONS ON A 3 MINUTE CONVERSATION NOW STOP POSTING THIS WHINY BULLSHIT
>>24940515
how slow do you talk that that takes 3 minutes?
>feel lonely one night
>decide to call an escort
>ask for the "OP experience"
>he comes over
>play videogames all night while he shitposts shitty normie humor while fantasizing about sucking dicks
>>24940515
>go to store
>buy pack of cookies
>cashier says "haha someones hungry"
>laugh awkwardly while pushing your cash in your wallet
>try to get away asap
I hate interacting with normies
>>24940515
>go to grocery store
>cashier says nothing
>>24940515
>go to grocery store
>buy condoms and whisky
>qt cashier
>say hi
>banging her in my car 5 mins later
All i did was b myself :^)
