>be anchor baby
>find mexican music/media (other than films) to be obnoxious and repetitive.
> don't fit in with any other mexicanos "because I'm too white "
>and don't fit in with whites
I'm going to visit my abuelas in a few days. I dress really well and I'm otter mode. What are my chances of getting laid down there?
Tambien tengo dinero pero no voy a comprarle nada a nadie, solamente a mi familia
>>24940344
do you get laid in america?
If the answer is no, you probably wont get laid here either
I'm sure you can find a community of civilized latin-americans to hang out with.
>American born hispanic
>My spanish is poor
>Disconnected from my family in Mexico
>And America
>Pass for white on a good day
I'd like to visit Mexico eventually
Mexican-American bot here. Probably the same as anywhere else 2bh. >>24940396
At least you know Spanish; I never dared to set foot in Mexico until I learned Spanish in my 30's.
>>24940344
All the Mexican music on the radio is the same repetitive shit. When I was younger my dad used to go on the AM band for this one station with older Music, and it actually was pleasant (because you can hear each instrument). But all that stuff has been replaced by that retarded bachata shit people blast at parties
>>24940396
Only once. But I only started trying recently. I'm 21. I need some tips senpai
>Chick in front of me looks back and I smile at her
>later in the show she starts grinding on me
>push my shit forward and she grinds harder
>get her number and bang her a day later
>ignore her after 2 months bc she was clingy.
>>24940474
Los pinches corridos me encantan.
>mfw can't dance
>>24940480
your best bet is if your cousins or some shit introduce you to some girls.
Getting laid with complete strangers is pretty rare here, you need to know them from your social circle
>>24940344
>> don't fit in with any other mexicanos "because I'm too white "
thats not true we call them weros and usually are very loved by everyone
you are most probably an sperg wero or betakek wero also know as rodilla o cornudo
>>24940344
>>24940578
This
I get told I'm pretty white and I dont get any issues for it.
>>24940521
Every fucking family gathering my family makes this fucking joke about how I can't dance. They say I have it in my blood but have bad circulation.
Every fucking time, I just count down until someone says it.
>>24940714
Quiere llorar quiere llorar
>>24940714
nobody in my family here cares for the fact that i can't dance.
Where the hell you from ?
>>24940795
Not that guy but I'm Dominican and as soon as another latina finds out she always brings up the
>bachata and merengue :DDD
shit.
I was seeing this Puerto Rican chick and she was so repulsed by my lack of dance abilities that it literally sent shivers down her spine.
Feels bad man
>>24940795
Cali, Colombia. Cali is the world capital of salsa.
A few years ago, I was the best man for my cousin's wedding (probably because his friends are no good deadbeats). I was made to dance with his wife in front of everyone. I could feel everyone trying to hold their laughter.
>tfw Hispanic
>tfw don't speak a lick of spanish
>tfw grew up in the inner city but don't speak ebonics
>tfw cant dance and im a spic
aw fuck this feel has already been expressed
i want to learn though but theres so many different types apparently and i dont know dick about which one is which among spic music
>>24941839
slow = bachata and cumbias
fast = salsa
superfast = merengue
from what i understand
Where does she live OP?
Location makes a difference
>be anchor baby
>don't fit in with mexicans because i look asian
>don't fit in with asians because i look mexican
>mfw
i got the same problem
>>24942736
Post senpai. Native as fuck bruh
>>24940934
>Cali is the world capital of salsa.
Lol fuck outta here. Colombians didn't even create Salsa
>Tambien tengo dinero pero no voy a comprarle nada a nadie, solamente a mi familia
yea no shit, who the fuck buys shit for random strangers?
>>24942999
Every mexican that goes back blows their money partying with old friends.
>>24940344
ayy chicano
>>24940344
Is this why second gen Mexicans are shitty nigger gangbangers?
>don't fit in with Americans
>don't fit in with Mexicans either
>probably poor as fuck, grew up in a cramped bedbug ridden apartment
Why are second gen so shitty? Wetbacks work hard and barely know English, third gen are basically tanned gringos.
>>24940344
a dollar goes a long way in TJ, carnal.
>tfw greek
>tfw speak fluent spanish and japanese from taking solely language in college
