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>tfw thinking about bringing a high end qt escort to this years family Christmas party
$300 to show I'm not a loser and then get laid afterwards....pretty good deal desu. Anyone have any hooker stories to share?
that sounds like a super dumb thing to do
what will you say after she never shows up again in your life?
"we broke up"?
why even bring a girl home then, just so they think you arent pathetic?
>>24940220
>that moment when your hooker date accidentally talks about swallowing a couple loads at the dinner table when she meant to say pass the mashed potatoes
Oh jeez anon
>>24940263
Well I kinda wanna just have sex with a 9/10 so figured if I was gonna do it might as well get as much out of the deal as I can
>>24940263
I think seeing my parents proud of me while pretending some street whore is my girlfriend would be 10 times more depressing than becoming a wizard and letting them face reality
>>24940220
>any hooker stories to share
Yeah once I thought about getting one and decided if I'm going to throw money away, it might as well be at a casino where I atleast stand to win some of it back.
>>24940220
My cousin actually did this, not with an escort but he paid a mutual friend.
It was really sad because everyone was suspicious since she was way out of his league.
Don't do that OP.
Hire the escort for a dinner date, go out to a nice restaurant and be seen in public with her. False confidence boost but might feel good.
See if she will let you take some pictures together at the restaurant (explain your situation even, I've been friends with a couple women who escorted in the past and they would probably be OK with this if you're nice).
Tell family about gf.
Show pictures.
They think you lucked out and got a gf and added bonus you don't have to awkwardly pretend that woman who knows nothing about you is your girlfriend for a whole evening in front of your extended family.
If pictures aren't a possibility, pay her to call you at some point during the family thing (to say merry christmas to her boyfriend because she's sweet like that) and be like "sorry, it's my girlfriend" and step out to the hallway or porch but not so far that they can't hear you. Have conversation with your "girlfriend" and make "plans" for NYE and tease her about the present you got her.
>>24940616
>pay her to call you at some point during the family thing
This only works if she calls at the home phone and one of his relatives picks it up, but why would she even call him there?
Glad I could find this in the archive.
Honestly after looking through backpage.com I can't believe how many attractive girls there are
What's the average price for a good looking girl in a big city like Boston?
