>born forcefully in the smallest shittiest village in the world
>nothing but retarded rednecks around me
>literally everywhere I go baseball cap, beard, camo
>were 5 hours from an amusement park and 7 hours from a city
>no matter what direction I go in there's trees and fields for 500 miles
>everyone here acts like they are in middle school still
>want to die every second I have to be here
>would literally rather be homeless but don't have the balls
>am the only person here with a superior intellect
>everyone just sits around here waiting to die
>jobs are 50 mile commutes and there's like 3 full time jobs in the whole county
>just want to leave without sitting here until I am 30
>don't have time for college
>I want to move to LA or NYC Atlanta or miami
>impossible
How do I live in a big city? I just want to live in a big city.
RRREEEEEE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS WHITE BREAD REDNECK CHICKEN SHIT ASS PLACE
HOW DO WHITE PEOPLE LIKE SMALL TOWNS SO MUCH
>born forcefully in the smallest shittiest village in the world
There are children right now where were born because of wartime rape in a village with no potable water in Sudan.
>lives less than a day's drive from an amusement park
>am the only person here with a superior intellect
first of all, lol. second of all, if you're so superior, go away from there and do something amazing
I was born in a village with 70 people. You know what I did? I moved to a fucking city and it changed my life.
What steps have you taken to try to change this?
>>24940432
is whining on /r9k/ a step?
If yes, then that. If no, then nothing.
>>24940432
Apply for jobs and tried running away via bus, freight train, and hitch hiking
There's some inbred small town demon trapping me here
>>24940167
>born forcefully
Because smart babies just reckon that it is polite to rather get born sooner than later so to make the birth easier through their smaller frames?
I'd focus on money first. Without savings you'll never get anywhere. Then, get a used van, trick it our a bit do you can sleep there and hit the road.
What have you got to lose?
How much money do you have rn OP?
All together, and if you sold any of your belongings how much would you have?
in total..
If you answer this truthfully and really want to leave I will pay for your train ticket to wherever the fuck you're going.
>>24940167
>RRREEEEEE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS WHITE BREAD REDNECK CHICKEN SHIT ASS PLACE
>HOW DO WHITE PEOPLE LIKE SMALL TOWNS SO MUCH
I literally smell the crisco in your hair, nigger.
>>24940255
you ended up here?
>>24940167
So there's nothing to do but somehow you...
>>don't have time for college
Just get up and leave. It's that simple. Get as much money together as you can and pack together a sensible kit of supplies and just move to where it is you want to be and work it out.
>>24941559
I'm not waiting until I'm 30 and have 100k in debt just to leave I don't care if I'm poor forever
>>24941963
What the fuck are you talking about, you stupid cunt.
I'm saying leave as soon as possible. How the fuck did you get save 100k and wait until you're 30 from that?
This pathetic attitude you have is exactly why you'll never leave your shit town.
>>24942045
You were insinuating college you cock sucker
At least you're not a goat herder that never even heard of the rest of the world. But maybe that would be better.
>tfw you will never live a simple but happy life
>tfw you will never get back from a hard day of work in the field to a nice hot meal your waifu cooked
>tfw you will never have a son to teach all your farming techniques
>life would be short but fulfilling
>>24942230
Fuck you are incredibly stupid. You're never going to leave your town because you're too fucking dumb.
You say you have no time for college and yet you are doing nothing with your life. Do you honestly not see how utterly fucking idiotic what you are saying is?
>>24940167
I'd love to live in a small isolated town somewhere in the US or Canada.
>>24942530
College is 4 years and thousands of dollars it'd be stupid to go
All I want is a slum in the ghetto for the rest or my life I don't wan't a degree
>>24942291
That's so sad why don't we end rural areas?nthat whole kids life is a waste...
>>24940167
Iktf anon.
>born in backwoods south
>parents move for work to coastal Texas
>large city
>nothing but wiggers
>wiggers always wear camo jackets and drive lifted trucks.
>they all have shitty aim and dont lift
>women prefer them because ew rednecks lol
>>24942616
ITT:
>Go be a bum somewhere else then.
>OP: WAHHHH THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK!
So, OP, how much have you got saved?
Or, alternatively, do you have a credit card that could float your move until you get a job?
That's what I'd do: save up, head out to where you want to go, get a cheap room off of airbnb, and get whatever shit-ass job you can.
You'll make it
>>24942723
You're complaining about houston? Wow that's like if I said to a virgin oh I know what you mean I only had sex with average girls
>>24942798
Like none I can make a couple hundred if I sell shit to junkies but I don't really like to do that shit. My friend I talked to said he might be able to get a job where he works so I'm going to apply and follow up on with phone calls. If that doesn't work then I'm fucked.
>>24942648
He should have grown up in a city where he had internet at a young age, started watching weird porn, watched anime, and grew up like the bunch of stupid autistic fucks that make up this board, or rather the majority of this site.
Kind of hope that was a serious comment. Makes me think there's some stupid fuck out there that thinks we should actually "get rid of rural areas". Stupid cunt.
>>24942886
Hey, it's a one-time-deal, whatever gets you some cash. Sell the shit, borrow/beg some cash from mum or grandma, shovel some snow for the neighbors, whatever it takes, then get a credit card and hit the road.
If you don't make the move, you don't want it badly enough.
>>24943146
I just posted this in another thread, maybe it'll help:
"Do you see any of those "we buy ugly houses" signs around? They fix up homes and flip them. Call them up and ask if they have work."
But there's lots of other options, you just have to keep trying. Think outside the box, though. Just because the local McDicks isn't hiring, don't just go "Pppphhhttt, well, I'm out of ideas".
You could become a small-time serial killer in such a remote place, you'd be the talk of the town and they'd be blissfully unaware that it's little-old you.
>>24940167
>born forcefully in the smallest shittiest village in the world
>am the only person here with a superior intellect
Do you actually think this, kek.
Come to atlanta my nigga. It's the master race of cities. You can literally be anything, a redneck, wigger, nigger, chink, hipster, and you'll get along just fine with most folks.
College is the easiest way to get money/leave your shitty town. You can spend your time there looking for work and once you do, you can have that sweet one semester student loan to keep you afloat until you're self-sufficient.
>>24943741
Atlanta brave master race here. Sup famble
>>24943804
Whats good familio? What part you stay at? I live in west end
