I think Stacy might want my dick.
>reading common sense by thomas paine
>"wow anon, what are reading?"
>oh it's common sense. it's about government.
>"ooh you're so smart"
>always fucking smiles at me
>yesterday browsing /pol/ on my phone
>have a nice kek
>she hears me turns around and smiles at me
>"heehee anon, you laugh like an old person!"
wat do?
how close to 30 is she?
>>24939853
Become Chad, it's your destiny
>>24940251
She's 20.
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>>24940306
that's 2/3rds to 30
would not bang, probably has roast curtains
>>24939853
Strike up a conversation with her you fucking autist. Get her facebook. Get her phone number.
It is not that fucking hard.
>>24940322
Wouldn't her roast curtains be even more prominent if she was older?
>>24940328
I'm only interested in fucking her, but okay, I'll try.
>>24939853
And what when the attraction wears off, on either part?
Taking advantage of someone's attraction is abuse. One should always wait before love wears off before one forms a relationship, so to ensure that the person is of sound, unaffected mind.
>>24940997
See >>24940928
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>>24940301
Girls have said I'm cute and shit. To become a true Chad I need to get fit though.
>>24939853
>>"ooh you're so smart"
>Doesn't understand this is mockery.
>>always fucking smiles at me
>Doesn't understand these are mocking smiles
>>"heehee anon, you laugh like an old person!"
>Doesn't understand this is mockery.
Just bee yourself Anon, and ask her out.
