What did your wives/gfs make for your dinner?
>>24939840
I don't have a wife or gf and I haven't eaten all day because I'm too lazy my man
>>24939840
My wife's bull took us out to eat.
>>24939987
toppest of all keks
>>24939840
she took me and her daughter to a nice japanese place
>>24939840
overcooked the eggs
>>24939840
That looks worse than fast food.
>>24940085
Should I hit her? They tasted alright though.
He confirmed his wifes name is elizabeth. Someone please dox this guy.
>>24940003
I wasn't allowed to sit in the same booth as them though.
That makes me feel ill just looking at it. Protein is all well and good but for god's sake cook some asparagus or make a small spinach salad to go with that.
>>24939840
wow that looks fucking disgusting. Start shopping somewhere other than walmart.
my gf usually makes curries, dahl, or quinoa and kale
occasionally wraps or veggie/bean burritos
>tfw dating a vegan personal trainer
I'm borderline vegetarian myself but sometimes I just want some steak and eggs.
Is that ham? the meat cannot be identified.
>>24940710
it's a ham/sirloin hybrid served with a side of 8 eggs
what kind of fucked up shit do you eat for dinner, faggot?
>>24939840
She's a shit wife. Why is there no veg?
...I wish I had a man to cook for. ;_;
>>24940764
Literally shut up. No one cares.
>>24939840
>>24940764
>Why is there no veg?
This. Explain yourself wowdoge
>>24940763
Whatever OP eats is garbage.
Try some prosciutto next time OP. Oh wait your wife is an uncultured piece of trash who shops at the 99 cent store. How hard is it to cook fucking eggs? Those look like powdered eggs.
White people are fucking trash. It's not hard to bake a potato.
>posts a pic of some MRE powdered eggs and a hamsteak he bought at the supermarket
>look what my wife made guys
First of all, butcher shops exist. Go buy decent meat.
Second of all, lol
>>24940697
Have you tried hitting her?
>>24940763
Just sirloin and it's 6 eggs, get it right.
>>24940856
Vegetables are overrated. I don't eat them.
>>24941012
>Vegetables are overrated. I don't eat them.
You're a bratty child.
>>24940657
Not just protein, fat too. The steak and eggs were drenched in butter.
>>24941055
I'm super healthy. Eating vegetables is unnecessary.
>>24939840
>the current year
>trusting the chromosomal jew with your food
It's like you want to be poisoned. :^)
>>24941012
Why would you cut your sirloin like that? The juices..
i made some sausages and pickles onions
8.72/10 desu
>>24941620
Looks horrible.
Try using one of them and cutting it up and putting it over pierogies with a gob of sour cream on the side.
>>24941620
Absolutely fucking disgusting, looks like a pile of dicks with some mystery sauce on the side
>>24941588
I have no idea, I'll ask her.
>>24941713
Didn't you say you were going to dox me? I've even accidentally leaked my wife's name and still no dox on me. You fail dude.
salting meat after its cooked... lol
>>24941767
I stopped doing that shit a while back
She's out on a date. But I made my wife's son some crab legs.
I do the cooking because I'm better at it and I enjoy it
>>24941588
I roasted it for three hours, so the juices stayed contained within the meat. It was tender, and the juices didn't seep out. He said it was good that way, and I trust his word.
>>24939840
Meat and eggs? Is that it? This is what you come here to brag with?
cook the eggs with less heat, stirring constantly. scrambled eggs should have a consistency more like mashed potatoes
>eggs for dinner
I can't eat breakfast food past 1 PM
>>24941868
>hehehe no b8 here no siree
weak, pass.
>>24941620
Is that a ketchup smile, a1 sauce, and pea baby food?
>>24942962
nah cock sauce smile, brown tabasco and a green habanero sauce
>>24941972
>husband posts shitty cooking on 4chan for judgement
>gets online to defend it from random anons
You poor girl.
>smell of delish toasted ham n cheese sammies hit my nostrils and rush to the kitchen
>mummy has my sammies laid out cut perfectly on my modified Sonic and Friends plate(I made mummy scratch all the male characters eyes since I don't like competition)
>as I gaze at my toasted sammies I realize something is gravely wrong
>there is one half of a meaty cheesy toasty roasty sammy missing
>I begin making gutteral noises and hand flappies
>mum tries to tell me that I'm a big boy and big boys only need 9 and a half sammies
>I tell her to try to only take 9 and half cocks before breakfast and call her a whore
>threaten to shit myself if she refuse to make me an additional 3 sammies as an apology
>the stupid slut does it
>eat my kings ransom of sammies and head back to the man cave
>I can hear mummy calling old-dad and crying
r8 my din dins
>>24943184
those eggs look cooked properly.
>hey guys look what my wife made u jelly
>pile of shit and eggs.jpeg
>i'm super healthy and my wife is so hot
Tempura and rice. They joys of having an Asian wife.
Looks horrible but it's actually pretty good.
>>24943184
why did you pour cherry slushie over a wad of mucus?
A good hearty meal of fuck all, I love my nonexistent gf
>>24943205
>Had a korean gf
>She couldn't cook for shit
>Made stuff like cold soba noodles, hot sauce and ice
fucking gross mang
I also dated a jap christmas cake who made me omurice with my name in katakana the first time I stayed at her place, wish I took a photo
>>24943285
My little bunnies food does not look the best but it tastes great
>>24939840
is obviously fucking the black guy at work
get keked faggot
>>24940697
i would tell her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K_D7kmiiog
Here's a sandwich I made recently. It's salmon pastrami on rye with red cabbage coleslaw.
I am female, d-do I dinner well?
She's dead. I made myself chili tonight.
>>24939840
That looks dryer than my cut dick.
>wife
>dinner
Gtfo
>>24943391
>salmon pastrami
what?
>>24943154
>2015 and not eating 9.5 sammies
>>24943391
Wouldhugtightandgivethanks/10
Yes you done good.
>>24943475
salmon "american" pastrami, salmon and coleslaw/sauce and some other shit.
I made myself a grilled cheese sandwich and some peanut butter cookies
>>24943129
And tripfagging, no less.
Pathetic.
I made gumbo a couple of nights ago.
Would you eat it r9k?
>>24943533
Thanks anon, I appreciate that.
>>24943797
I would eat that, looks good anon.
>>24943391
go away. you're gross.
>>24940697
Fucking hate dahl, it makes me queezy after the 3rd go... My least favorite dish whenever I go over to my Indian relatives for dinner.
>>24943184
omuraisu and pepushi? i'm jelly!
I can usually look forward to something like this
What should I have for desert?
>>24945670
I suggest "Dank Memes".
>>24944270
wtf? that's nauseating.
>>24939840
She didn't make that, she bought it from the prepackaged refrigerated section.
>>24940022
>Her
You're an even bigger kuck than >>24939987
>>24943285
Wait a sec, are the shota guy from the other thread?
>>24944270
>not white
>tattoos
>on the wrist of all places
Fuck, how desperate were you?
>>24944270
>southeastasian shitskin
>hambeast
>degenerate tattoo on wrist because no courage to do it elsewhere
Typical /r9k/ roastie
Oh and fix your image size cunt
I like making the guy I like foods he like before he goes out to fuck cute girls.
tfw no qt gf to cook for me and let me get fat
literally all i want in life
a girl who can cook well and loves me and will rub my belly after she makes a 10/10 meal
>>24946290
>south east asian "food"
Did anyone save wowdoges pictures from when he was trying to date fembots? Post them to make his wife mad at him.
>>24939840
Looks and probably tastes like shit, she probably cooks better food for another man you don't know about.
my mum made some beef broth, which I took a portion of and added some rice/beans I had made the other day to it, plus ginger, garlic, black pepper and a bit of salt. made this thick, delicious, stew like dish
>>24943391
not a fan of fish, but otherwise looks good
I also have some ground beef in the fridge, was thinking of making a "chili" of sorts with the rice and beans. can't make real chili, as I can't eat peppers or tomatoes, but ground beef + rice + lots of ginger, black pepper, various other spices, onions, garlic, etc, plus some of the beef broth
>>24946690
Create a youtube video. I want to see how a degenerate train pedo makes chili
>>24941620
Fuck, this ltierally looks like a ":^)"
>>24943154
I really miss this shit.
>>24940624
Did they put your plate on the floor and tell you to eat there?
>>24939840
do you take good care of her kids ?
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>>24943184
>>24943205
>>24943230
>>24943270
>>24943391
>>24943797
>>24944270
All of you are sub-human garbage. Try eating real food sometime like pic related. It's the only food as true robot needs.
>>24947128
Are those deep friend ravioli?
>>24947208
Look at the paper plate, it's all microwaved.
>>24947782
Nope
>>24947208
Laugh all you want fag, but toasted ravioli will save your life someday
My lovely wife cooked this up for me :)
>>24939840
Wow that's fucking lazy, worse than whatever abomination I make for myself in a half hour every night.
>>24948081
timestamp or it didn't happen.
