>At sister's surprise party literally right now
>All her friends are fucking taller than me and she's underage
>Men and women tower over me, teenagers getting off with each other
>after a few hours I've just locked myself in a dark room while my 6"0+ guitarist friend gets off with some girls and smokes weed
>no one cares where I am, at least I'm at peace with bro cats who have also hidden themselves here
This is pretty soulcruching. A few of them made comments about my height and age.
just get some booze/weed and cuddle with your catbros, that's always /comfy/
Cats are bro tier animals. Some of the truest friends I had.
>>24939283
I have booze but no weed. The thing is, because they're underage, my parents are also supervising this party and I want to appear normal to them, especially because I periodically tear condoms open when visiting my mom's house and leave them in my old bed room. Also unfortunately catbros are outside atm.
Don't try to hit on underaged girls.
>>24939527
I'd never do such a thing, but I still feel uncomfortable around them.
>>24939325
No idiot, cats are just another dumb animal.
you only think otherwise because you've been indoctrinated and probably because you think it will help solve the loneliness in your life if you can delude yourself into believing a dumb cat is your friend. Of course in reality they are not.
>>24939230
Did those ebil teengrilz hurt your feels? Tell them they have big smelly virginas. Also, lmao'ing @ ur life, even your friend ditched you to rock out with his cock out with normans.
>>24939283
Got anymore cat pics? :)
>>24939618
Well yeah of course he did and I don't fucking blame him for it. The way I see it, we're just animals. If he can afford to be at a specific spot on the social ladder where I can't then it's fair enough; I can't hate him for it. Let them have their fun. It's just a shame that this is one of those few occasions where I'm forced to be where I don't belong and I have to feel bad for it.
>>24939230
so how tall are u fampai
>>24939230
This guy had a gf, even before he got famous. He was 5'4, crippled and ugly as sin.
What's your excuse?
>>24939230
Just become a tranny, OP.
>>24940683
>Goebbels
>Ugly as sin
He was fine
>>24940827
Nigger are you serious? Most girls wouldn't find him cute
>>24940882
Here he is when he was younger, I don't think he's that badI look like him
>>24940991
I'm sorry anon but [spoiler[you're ugly[/spoiler]
>>24939684
Run out the closet with the cat on your head and yell "FUCK NIGGERS" then run back into the closet.
>go to any hs event for my sister (band, awards, whatever)
>her friends are always all over me even though I'm 5'6 and borderline autistic
>feels good familia
>>24939593
Is your friend banging an underage girl?
>>24939230
Nigga I'm a skinnyugly 63 inches and a dude and I can flourish somewhat a a party at least try can't lie to everyone forever start somewhere
>>24939615
You deserve to be in the place of the cat in that picture
>>24939230
how tall are you, OP? how tall is your sister?
>>24940683
why would hitler let someone like this live, disgusting
>>24941635
Fuck off, PETA.
>>24941676
He was a master when it came to deception, hence him being the Minister of Propaganda, and he was an amazing orator, second only to Hitler. You could see why it was valuable to keep him.
>>24939230
"my life is horrible because im short"
dont worry op, if you were tall you would find another exuse for your failiures. My 5,7 friend has a 3 y/o girlfriend and he had a lot of partners before her.
you stopped having a chance the second you started to belive the root of your problems was something you coudnt change.
Be strong dude, just change for the better, its never to late.
>>24941965
>My 5,7 friend has a 3 y/o girlfriend
>>24941965
Can I be your friend. Lucky bastard gets a 3 year old gf.
