>tfw can't ask parents to buy you figures for christmas
My parents don't ever get me shit anymore.
I was thinking of getting them something this year, but they always get me things worth 2 maybe 5 dollars. They're a bunch of stingy cunts, they can go fuck themselves.
ask for money
buy them yourself
Step 1: Ask parents for literal physical cash at christmas
Step 2: Purchase pre-paid credit cards (walmart or target) with said literal physical cash cash
Step 3: Use pre-paid credit cards to buy figurines online and check your mailbox before mommy does so she will never know :>)
>>24937861
>implying i can't
My old man is japanese we even watchedUmarutogether.
>White piggu weebs act all smug
>but they have to hide their weebness from mommy and daddy
>Have to watch their animu in their shitty monitors
>meanwhile im watching all the animu i want in my 4k tv, and occasionally watching animu with my dad
Why? What's wrong with asking your parents for a figure? I asked my parents for a daki, showed thrm page, and which fabric I wanted, and they got me it.
I remember reading a story on /a/ where a dad lost his shit when his youngest son unwrapped a nendoroid his mom got him, while his brother got a turbo for his car. Funny and sad.
Just get a part time job, you'll have all the figures you want in 6 months. Only problem is that returning to NEETdom is a lot harder after you've had a job.
>>24937995
no way you are actually Japanese?
thats crazy you are living the dream i am gonna move to Japan one day but i still wont be japanese
>>24938005
these neckbeards rather piss and shit in jugs than seeing their parents, and the feeling is very much mutual.
>>24937861
Pretty sure my parents threw out my Madoka figurine. I can't wait to move out
>>24938005
>actually asked my mom for a daki
>she said it sounded cute
>showed her the one i wanted
>"anon why are the girls so sexy? i thought it was a cute school girl you cuddle with. this is weird"
>pic related, the daki in question
>>24938126
sadly im just a Hapa ( AM/WF )
my dad is a very successful robot who made big bucks in the beginnings of computer. Then he married his virgin crush from a astronomy course he took.
My robot traits come from him.
I wish i was full japanese. My brother is doing student exchange in Japan, in a few years ill get to know exactly what is life like for a Hapa in japan from him.
ill make sure to post it here too.
>>24937861
>ask for money
>have a credit card
>???
>>24938226
>i thought it was a cute school girl you cuddle with
>pic related is the daki in question
Your mom is more fucked up than you, I rike it
>>24937861
phonmeter homologizers
How about instead of a figure you're never going to do anything with, you ask for something with utility like a fucking mini-fridge for your Yoo-hoos and Code Reds, you autist?
>>24938395
but this figure has boobs you can squeeze anon!!
>>24938430
Now THAT is function.
What will wacky Japan come up with next??
I just don't see the fun in figures. All they do is sit there.
I guess you could play with them, but I figure most figures just sit in glass cases forever, the owner occasionally taking them out to take a picture to brag on 4chan.
>>24938430
Then buy a mousepad with that oppai cushion. Again, think utils.
>>24938226
I used to roll up some blankets and cuddle them. Are dakis much better? Also, why on earth would cuddling a school girl be any better?
>>24938226
>Rei and Asuka daki
Choose only one, asshole.
>>24938528
idk anon since i don't have a daki :-{
im not sure why it would be better, she knows i like rei a lot so i guess she assumed it would be more like this?
>>24938430
that feels
>>24938558
why anon when its double sided :3c
>not having your mommy pay for figures
I feel bad for you.
>try to find figure of my favorite touhou
>only two in circulation, one made by griffon and the other 200 bucks
>"huh, I guess I'll just get a fumo of her"
>no fumo of her
fuck it looks like I'm going to be saving up for a while.
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>>24939058
>griffon
I don't really like the design of this figure
>>24939106
pic related.
The 200 dollar one looks nice, I've never purchased a figure before but I love saving pictures of peoples collections and lurking figure threads.
>>24939058
>want to get bf xmas present
>loves elizabeth from p3
>wants the special edition pink figure
>literally $30-50 more than any of the other versions
>wasting money on cheap plastic
>>24939175
get him the regular figure and give him a blowie joey to make up the cost
>>24939196
Poorfags gonna poor.
>>24939058
I can tell right away you do not know what you're talking about. Check out the buyfag threads on /a/, they have a guide you should read up on. I suggest making a figinstock account and lurking mandarake. Your walet will thank you when you find what you want for 50% less than amazon (not japan) or ebay has it.
Also: http://myfigurecollection DOT net/search.php?overall=cirno
>Griffon
Get the fuck outta here
>>24937883
Well maybe they're tired of their 25 year old faggot son still living in their basement living off of their money and watching retarded anime shows all day. Grow up
I asked for a limited edition boxset for my favorite show. Will tell ya if I get it
>>24937861
>tfw you're actually autistic enough to buy anime toys.
>>24939706
>this reading comprehension
see
>>24939142
I was saying that I didn't want to buy the griffon version, I've lurked enough threads on /toy/ and /a/ to know at least that much.
>>24938248
>american male
>father is american
You're not japanese then.
>TFW no figs or only unreleased garage kits
the only fig I actually want is $100 before shipping
>>24939887
what do you think the 'w' means? It's Asian male White female
>>24939887
are you retarded?
AM stands for asian male
>>24938226
>move out
>talking to mom about all the tourists in my town
>say i see lot of japanese students on school trips and stuff
>"were they wearing those cute sailor uniforms?"
>y-yeah
>"you should have taken a picture!"
>mother is actually encouraging me to take photos of japanese schoolgirls
t-thanks mom
>>24937861
>tfw I do even though I know they won't
>I don't buy the toys myself on the off chance they do
>fast forward christmas day
>pretend not to be upset
>i'll just by them myself
>sold out
>ebay scalpers
>>24939943
That's from Kaiba right?
>>24938528
>why on earth would cuddling a school girl be any better?
you get to imagine it's them.
>>24939058
figma cirno when?
>>24940500
yes, i dont think it even got released on dvd, the only ones online are from tiawan and probably bootlegs
