ITT ask someone from the future anything that won't affect the future.
>>24936439
Why would someone shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
>>24936464
I don't know. Is this a reference?
>that won't affect the future.
you're a big guy
>>24936492
>Time traveller comes back and decides to go on 4chan
>Doesn't aware of baneposting
pull the other one m8
>>24936508
I'm honored.
Who wins the 2016 election?
>>24936622
Hilary. Dumb broad gets elected twice too.
>>24936649
FUUAAARRKKK
>>24936439
what happens to the refugee problem? are we on the cusp of ww3?
>>24937099
Honestly nothing much happens, I don't think. We hardly mention it in my time. I think I read about it in high school once but it wasn't a major thing at all.
And cusp of WW3? Not quite yet. If you even wanna call it that.
>>24936439
What's your proof that you're from the future?
What are the best video games in your time?
>>24936439
whats the next flavor mountain dew
need to know for decorating my room around piss bottles
>>24937538
Absolutely nothing.
The ability for me to come onto here and talk about shit from the future hinges on the idea that no one important will believe me. The government gave me permission to come on here because an outlet like this is in no way credible and will not be taken seriously.
>>24937578
Funny thing, we don't have Mountain Dew where I'm from. I'm not sure if that meant the company died or if it changed its name or something or what. I like it though. Soda from my time tastes like ass man. Enjoy soda before you become an old man bro.
If you were from the future, wouldn't you already know what questions were asked?
>>24937503
I will say this though, the next major war isn't about countries killing each other. It's a war fought through money, machines, and telling different Arabs to kill other countries' Arabs in the Middle East. WE call it a war, but I feel like your people wouldn't.
>>24937702
In 2008 I came from the future to work for the government. I've been here ever since. I won't be born for a long time.
>>24937722
Why should we care about Arabs in the future? Wouldn't most oil be depleted in your time?
>>24937758
It's still quite rich I'd say. But your argument still holds, as we don't depend on oil nearly as much as you guys do in my time. But we do these things to control the economy of the less developed world, which does depend on oil. The superpowers of my time have found a crafty way to scrape money off of the transactions of what you guys call third world countries.
Do you know how the "future" originally started contact with the "past"?
I'd imagine that at first people found it hard to believe.
what year are you originally from, f@m
>>24937882
I can't talk about that, I'm sorry. Even the people of my time don't know that this is possible.
>>24937819
Is the world "dying" in the future? There are obviously many predictions that environmental damages won't be sustainable in 100 years, especially due to air pollution.
Do things turn around and get better environmentally?
What becomes of 4chan?
Do women ever turn away from tumblr and slowly become women again?Did I end up with Rose?
>>24937886
Can't let you know this either unfortunately. But depending on your age, you might still be alive by the time I'm born.
I on the other hand will have to die before my birth. Feelsbadman
>>24937919
Nah we're fine.
Once actual dangerous shit starts happening due to global warming or whatever you'd like to call it, we come up with some nice technology to undo our mess. It really isn't as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be. Our technology outweighs our damage and undoes it.
>>24937948
Before having to learn extensively about this time period, I had never heard of 4chan or Tumblr.
What are the most interesting things you can tell us about your time?
What are women like?
anything on ayy lmaos
do you know the guy in pic related
also is cybersex real
Go to sleep, John. You've been drinking too much again.
>>24937962
I'm a 25-year-old millionaire (hypothetically), will I live long enough to immortal?
>>24938080
Most people don't define themselves as straight or gay or bisexual or anything. Most people are either male or female, and 95% of the time date someone of the opposite gender, but sometimes people who you might define as "straight" might suddenly date someone of the same gender and it's totally normal. It's kind of like if your sister just dated a black guy all the sudden. She dated white guys all her life but now she's with Tyrone and you're like "oh." But it's not really a big deal.
And women are less bitchy and opinionated in my time. But on the other hand they're less...effeminate, I guess? It's hard to explain. Like there's a huge physical distinction between guys and girls in the way we dress and everything just like you guys, but like they act like guys. Or they "think like guys" I'd say. More than they do in this time at least.
>>24938094
Unless you count like bacteria and stuff, no unfortunately. There's a lot of conspiracy theories about it though. When I see similar ones in this time period it makes me laugh.
>>24938172
That's me!
lol jk. That is definitely fake. It's impossible to travel back to before...Well, let's just say before you were born.
>>24938356
Glad they're less bitchy.
Do you personally hold /pol/ tier beliefs, or are you "progressive" since you're from the future?
>>24938215
No.
You'll probably fork your money over to google's demon of a sister company in 20 years though. kek-a-doodle-doo.
>familiar with Tyrone meme
>not familiar with baneposting
either the newest of newfags (literally) or just b8
HOW THE FUCK ARE THE VIDEOGAMES LIKE? HAVE THEY ALL BECOME INDIE SJW GARBAGE AND AAA TITLES?
>>24938406
The last time I was allowed to be on this site, /pol/ didn't exist I think (or maybe I just never went there), so I don't know what you mean.
But the future is...er, there isn't really like LEFT VERSUS RIGHT like you guys have now. There's what's the right way to think and the less superior way to think. Everyone in developed countries of the west holds pretty similar beliefs. I wanna say it's progressive, but that implies that the leftists are right which is not true. Both are flawed, and will remain flawed until pitting the two ideologies against each other no longer makes money for people. When that comes, many countries will shift toward ideologies that are most optimal.
>>24938450
We don't really have video games like you guys do. I LOVE your games. They all have stories and shit and it's pretty cool. Our "games" though are all kind of like movies that you're simulated in. You might be thinking "OH BOY VIRTUAL REALITY" and get an erupting boner but trust me when you grow up with it it's not a big deal at all. I guess for you it might be, but technology will ease into it so slowly that you'll be desensitized to it.
I recommend you go to jail and by the time your old come out and try it and it'll be swag af ma nigga u fil me?
>>24938438
Last time I was here the Tyrone thing was a thing, but baneposting wasn't. Or at least I think... But I haven't been on here in quite some time.
Do memes become pop culture?
Also >>24937503 is really disappointing.
Does Guts get off the boat?
why are you on here instead of >>>/x/
>>24938727
Haha, noooooo absolutely not. Only amongst nerd internet historians maybe.
Yeah hate to break it to you. It's just the media drumming it up like its a big deal to make some cash. It doesn't do anything really, or at least nothing that I read about in high school or college.
>>24938795
I was literally just thinking that. They would eat my shit up wouldn't they. But you guys are responding too so it'll do. I might go there next. I'll have to get approval first but I'm sure they'll say yes.
>>24938806
>hate to break it to you
that's reassuring, actually, we become le sekkrit club once more
>>24937882
Is the U.S still a superpower in the future? What about china? Does india really become a superpower by 2020?
>>24937538
Like I said before, absolutely nothing. Nothing I say is credible in any way. For that reason, the government allowed for me to talk about stuff through this medium.
>>24939019
Yes
Yes
No/yes. It's like Europe. It's like the western power of the east, but isn't a superpower on the scale of America, China, and Russia.
Does the U.S ever send people to mars? Are there any permenant settlements on mars in the time you're from? Also, is NASA still under-funded?
>>24939096
>india is not a superpower by 2020
Ok, thanks. Back to /pol/ I go.
>>24939120
Yes actually. Stuff like that happens sooner rather than later I think because that was never something that was a big deal to me growing up. And I don't think it's underfunded, but I really don't know.
Who are the next 3 presidents after whoever wins the 2016 election?
will i have a gf in the future?
>>24939148
What is /pol/ like? I haven't been on it once. I'm allowed to go on any board but I can only post here and on /b/ so far.
What exact year did you come from?
What happened to smartphones?
>>24939217
/pol/ concerns politics and religion. It's like /b/ and /int/ combined.
>>24939199
I can't say. Sorry bro.
>>24939217
Ever heard of the band Salvation?
What happens to ISIS?
>>24939226
I can't tell you, unfortunately.
But smartphones are like record players to me. In my time we communicate with machines that alter your perceived reality. So instead of looking at real screens, we see displays that aren't actually there.
>>24939310
Are they implanted? Or contact lenses?
What happened to PC gaming?
Do you enjoy the future or "now" more?
>>24939243
Sounds like hell lol.
Also, I've noticed the culture of /b/ has changed a lot since I was last here. Why is it... Shit? Every single thread is about a weird fetish or some other strange porn.
I've also noticed that people don't say racist shit anymore lol
>>24939267
Can't say I have. Are they getting famous in this time? Whoever's in it will probably have died by the time I entered college.
>>24939293
They probably just faded away. Until I had to learn extensively about this time period, I never heard about it in school. My dad did mention it to me before though.
>>24939359
You put them in your ear.
I'm not sure, but it probably died out when humans moved away from the whole "having a computer that runs an operating system that sits in my room" kind of thing.
>>24939415
>from ~100 years in the future
>works for the government
>needs to "unload" on 4chan
>unsure of what happened in pretty recent history
>>24939367
you still use shitty abbreviations such as lol in the future?
>>24939362
I enjoy now much more, but that's just because from my perspective, I'M IN THE FUCKING PAST which is so cool. But I think objectively one would enjoy my time more.
>>24939453
So you play games and watch porn with those earpiece things?
well, that means anything which would prove you're from the future or be at all interesting is out. so what is the point of this thread?
>>24939461
No. Our speech is actually pretty different. I had to learn how you guys talk before coming here. It's such a fucking pain. You guys pronounce every. Single. Syllable. You don't understand how frustrating that is for someone like me lol.
But the answer is no. If I was in my time and I said 'lol', I don't even think people would know what I'm talking about unless they're into the whole internet thing. They'd probably think it means "lots of love".
Do you guys have that phrase here? I haven't encountered it yet but I'm told it's not exclusive to my time
If I go and blow up the whitehouse right now, would you suddenly remember learning about the whitehouse exploding?
>>24939487
Pretty much.
Also fun fact, relatively soonish contraception will reach rates very close to 100%. At that point people can have sex as much as they want with no risk of getting pregnant. American culture will change a lot due to that.
>>24939534
>has been here for 8 years
>still confused about the mannerisms of people in this time period
>>24939555
You won't do it. Therefore no. But if we're just going to be philosophical, then yes. Actually, if you do that, I wouldn't be here, or they would have denied my request to speak with you all. Therefore we would have never had this conversation, and you therefore would have never done it. But seeing as that is not the case (along with other factors), it will not happen.
>>24939568
>contraception will reach rates very close to 100%
What caused it?
What's the view on Eugenics in your time?
How do you reproduce?
>American culture will change a lot due to that.
And the rest of the world? I am from Europe.
>>24937503
No you fucking idiot the refugee problem is a big deal in 8th grade Pre-post-postmodern history
This is what happens when the commission lets underpaid rookies like you to travel.
Which timeport did you jump from? Let me guess, it was the north east international. They always do this kinda shit
>>24939622
Let's just say a breakthrough in how we think of contraception.
Honestly I don't hear much discussion about it. It isn't something prevalent in our lives really. Sorry for the disappointment.
Most people (in the developed world) go to a pregnancy center to have children and are artificially inseminated for a number of reasons. Regular sex to get pregnant is considered barbaric.
I myself am not a European so I can speak best on behalf of America, but I'm certain that it changed European cultures as well. It just had the biggest impact on the United States due to the stigma and taboo related to sex. Americans know what I mean and you might too.
>>24939568
>Also fun fact, relatively soonish contraception will reach rates very close to 100%. At that point people can have sex as much as they want with no risk of getting pregnant.
>from the future
>comes on a NEET board to talk about sex
>>24939799
Another fun fact, people who would probably be NEETs in my time aren't. Your system is screwing you over man
>>24939715
>Regular sex to get pregnant is considered barbaric.
I see it the same way but nowadays it's expensive the other way, it has low success rates and you don't get genetic modified superbabies, just Chad's sperm.
Is there a way to travel to the future?
Also what happens to books and TV?
I think in two generations there will be no television (via channels) anymore and in four books will be almost gone. My grandma is shocked by that thought and said it's blox.
>>24939715
>stigma and taboo related to sex
but in our time the US is the most promiscuous and degenerate place there is, I would even say moreso than Brazil and Africa
>>24938401
>>24937749
Man you just contradicted yourself
>>24939892
In some parts of the universe you can travel forward in time, but here, you can only travel back in time. I will never return to my time.
Yeah we don't have televisions or TV shows really. Think of something similar to YouTube. Our entertainment is more that route.
We still have books! And schools still make us read them! But they're all files of text. No one really has printed books in my time. It's like seeing a typewriter.
There's a special award for the best authors of the world each year, and the winner receives their book as a hardback copy. Those (usually) are the only physical books still printed in my time I'd imagine.
>>24939648
>>24939824
Answer me you rancid swine
>>24939917
It is, but look at the way we censor things compared to other countries. Or the way your people teach sexual education. There's a huge stigma about sex, making it easy to exploit promiscuity for money. But that's not the case in my time. And we don't censor anything in our entertainment. But China still does! I find that funny.
>>24940086
will you set up family here and have rough primate sex
Does the name Samuel Ward bear any historic significance to you?
>>24940125
mmmm sexy monkey poon
>>24940000
When I say "you", I refer to the poster. Not the person traveling.
>>24940102
It was very difficult to understand your post. Could you rewrite it, perhaps with the autism toned down a hair?
>>24940125
I'm not allowed to have sexual relations with anyone.
Why do black people exist
>>24936439
>anything that won't affect the future.
any possible question you answer will affect the future. faggot
>>24940120
How are tattoos viewed in the future
>>24940143
Is that you or something?
Unfortunately it doesn't. If it did though, depending on who he was, I probably wouldn't be able to tell you.
>>24940225
With much less apprehension. You can get a tattoo and get it removed the next day without any pain or anything where I'm from. We use different techniques if I understand correctly. I don't have any tattoos though.
>>24940225
Tats are an old people thing though. I think it's just your generation that's into it.
>>24940229
How about anyone with the initials SWS?
If you could fuck any monkey primate girl alive today, who would it be?
>>24940185
Would you look at that. A fucking two bit amateur time traveler without elementary school education calls me an autist
Don't make me call arnold after you you cheeky cunt
>>24940338
Nothing immediately comes to mind... Do they go by SWS? It could be that they go by like "Samuel W. Smith" but the initials don't pop out because I don't know them that way
>>24940086
Yeah I meant printed books by "books".
>In some parts of the universe you can travel forward in time, but here, you can only travel back in time.Until now I was roleplaying being excited to meet a REAL time traveller but there you ruined it... You can travel forward in time just by being in a strong gravitation field, you can measure that even on earth
Good evening Sir Tom.
They do not. First name is samuel, middle name is ward, last name begins with S.
>>24940366
Emma Watson is hard to deny.
>>24940408
I'm talking about sending a human through time, coming out alive.
>>24940408
this desu
>>24940371
ur keks
>>24940425
Samuel Ward is actually the name of a college actually. But I doubt it's named after you lol
>>24940508
I guess I'm not famous then =( oh well.
>>24940531
I mean who knows. You could just be old news by the time I grew up is all
what stuff from 2000-2015 is studied in the history syllabus? was diana killed in an inside job? what diseases (eg cancer, hiv) have been cured?
>>24940531
Hey Samuel Ward S. Hows your evening going
Can I call you sammy
>was a thing
>tastes like ass man
>bro
>lol
>cool
>objectively
>fun fact
>cheeky cunt
you blew it.
Do England ever win any world cup/european tournaments? Does the UK stay together? Are we still more handsome and better than Americans? Do Blair/Bush ever get convicted?
>>24940559
We study a lot about 9/11 and all of the fucking mass shootings you guys have every day
We also have to learn every fucking year in school about the first black president
Diana?
Almost all cancers can be cured if you live in the developed world. And I don't think we have HIV either. I hadn't really heard about it before preparing to come here. But then again, it's very difficult to spread STDs in my time anyway. You can have protection against STDs and pregnancy without the use of condoms, so only STDs spread in like Africa or in extremely conservative Christian communities that are against all forms of contraception
(Even that is rare though, rarer than you might think)
who's you're waifu time traveler?
Are Scots,Welsh and the Irish still jealous of the English?
>>24940086
what year are you in, and how did you find 4chan
>>24940621
What did you just fucking say to me you cheeky cunt
>>24940638
Princess Diana, get cultured son
>>24940622
No clue but I'm certain they did
Yes
The stereotype flips in my time. Funny huh
Hmm?
>>24940622
>OP is from US
>implying eurofags will make it that far into the future
>>24940642
I don't subscribe to that animu shit but my dad did back in the day I think. He lived in Japan for a few years so I assume so lol
Did Ice Climbers ever return to super smash bros
>>24940678
so Brits become ugly,fat,racist gun wielding cunts who try to be the worlds police? damn
>>24940649
I think less so than now, but I really don't know. I've only been to the UK once and it was just a layover to Greece
>>24940703
What did you just fucking say
Hold up. No. What did you just fucking say
>>24940651
2015. I came to this era from the future in 2008.
>>24940735
Brits are already fat and ugly, you're getting there.
How is obama's presidency remembered?
>>24940677
I don't think so. I never heard or read about anything like that.
>>24938838
there are already some of your peers there I guess
"Timelines" and "Tomoko" and "director partisan"
>>24940774
OOGA BOOGA MUHFUGGH BIX N00D
>>24940757
Fat: yep
Ugly: not quite yet
How much longer until weed is legal on a federal level in the US?
>>24940735
Hahaha okay maybe not. It's just Americans become the opposite of all of that. Kind of socialist-ey too. Go figure.
What is the answer to the next question posted with a post number that ends with 6?
>>24940774
As a victory in civil rights and the moment at which the slaves were freed and the holocaust was undone and rainbows fell from the sky and water turned to soda
I swear to god our school system makes us suck his fucking dick
Does the name Thomas (or Tom) Bennett/T.B happen to ring any bells?
>>24940849
That's sad, he's a horribly weak leader.
Does Ireland ever get unified?
How was Hilary's presidency remembered?
>>24940798
Very soon. And later on tons of other drugs get legalized too. Then alcohol gets taken away again. Then it comes back, but everyone's moved on to using different, better drugs than alcohol by then and don't care.
>>24940880
I think they could get unified desu. Their economy is slowly recovering and us Brits really don't give a shit about you Irish. Only problem is we've lost so much land we probably don't wanna lose more
>>24940818
"Niggers"
>>24940861
Not really lol. Everyone's asking questions like this haha
>>24940880
Can't talk about Ireland
And for Hilary I can't really either but it's remembered as a reign of greed and control. But her presidency did put the United States into some key pivotal situations that we can't do without. But could any of the others running have done it too? Probably.
Is religion big in your time? Has the evolution theory been proven wrong/right? IS TUPAC ALIVE???
>>24940914
What's your favorite movie from our time period that we've all already seen?
>>24940914
May aswell kill myself then if I don't make it
>>24940964
I'd say it's 50/50 in America. Half are religious and half aren't. Those who are never shove it in your face. Most of Europe isn't religious at all really except turkey. Oh, a big difference is that Asia has a lot of Christianity and Islam. That's pretty different from this time I'd say.
>>24941005
Why would you want to be famous?
>>24940981
Fight Club. Holy fucking shit. I actually saw it in my time believe it or not. We don't make stories like that anymore. It's a classic to me.
The matrix was interesting too.
>>24940957
>can't talk about ireland
what, shit goes down or we're just irreleveant so you don't know?
>>24941018
I don't want fame, I want to be richer than I am (rich family) and remembered for something
>>24941058
Shit goes down.
>>24941061
Don't expect me to know every rich person from half a century ago lol
Since you're from the future: Do you ever hear people say stuff and just find it funny because you're in the know? or just see shit you know isnt true?
Also what is your current occupation and do you come into contact with the public much?
Does anyone acc get nuked?
>>24941057
>comes from the future
>is an edgy teenager
Does Jeff Mangum successfully bring Anne Frank back to the future?
Also, for the record, Fight Club is mediocre
>>24941112
Oh my god yes. And it sucks because I can't tell anyone the irony. If I just turn on the news everything is hilarious. And all of that "BY 2050 SCIENTISTS PREDICT THAT _______." My sides man.
I can't tell you. I work for the United States government but I can't say much more than that. And between most of 2010 and a little bit of 2015, I had very little contact with the public.
Did Hitler do nothing wrong?
Does political correctness continue to become more and more important?
Have you seen 'Chef'?
>>24941242
I wanna say no, because we don't have SJWs in my time, but because we have muuuuuch more social equality in my time, it makes me wonder if it's because the SJWs won the war. It's weird.
So like if I said "I hate niggers", no one would get mad at me, that's true, but it would be kind of weird because no one thinks like that. I guess it's a cultural difference of politeness.
How long will most of us live? What is life expectancy in the near future?
>>24941372
Unless you're rich, you'll die around 80. If I stayed in my time, I would live until 110-120.
>>24941266
Jeff (maxmoefoe's friend) is HTB
can Time Traveler confirm?
What happens to Rosemary Lisa Wolfe Gotto
>>24941453
Who is she? Should I know her?
>>24941425
do you watch Edupes?
>>24941409
I am rich, thanks for the reassurance anon.
>>24941497
Not sure what that is either
>>24941306
fuck thats scary
>>24941485
it's >>>24926005, many are waiting for her messianic return
>>24941497
I do, he's my fav
>>24941540
i fucking love idubbbz and im so happy hes becoming big/close with frank (more budget, more fucked up vids)
>>24941532
Yeah. If you're a white male in this time, things are a lot easier than being a white male in my time. We have to compete with women, blacks, Hispanics, and all of that for every kind of job, on top of all of the other white guys.
>>24941569
I saw the hair cake video the other day
That's some weird shit
>>24941569
I'm gonna send the gay retard some used up steam cards, and possibly some Bara doujinshi
>>24941575
Why was there no race war?
>>24941575
wouldnt that just create extremism? like right wing groups/another hitler?
>>24941611
Because race is a made up concept used (currently) to control non-rich whites
>>24941610
i wanna send idubbbz some traditionally British shit but idk what to send/i cba to deal with the shipping fees
>>24941604
>2011+40something
>everyone still isn't desensitized to post ironic stuff like that
also, as much as I like Idubbbz, vomit cake was better
>>24941661
I live in Keknada so shipping ain't so bad for me
>>24941616
Well it didn't lol. But our culture is a bit different from the culture of this time, and a lot has happened between now and where I'm from to shape that reality. Maybe if a change like that happened overnight, we'd struggle with that issue.
>>24941660
fuck, if the world is going to be full of brainwashed socialists in the future, I may as well kill myself now.
>>24941702
T H I S
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>>24941679
i've got canadian family, really wanna move there. Is it worth it? Is it easy to live in recluse there?
Will I always be hungry?
Does a nuclear war ever break out?
>>24941736
Hmm. America gets really nice in the later years. I feel you'll want to move back during that time. Maybe you'll want to move to Canada now, and come back to retire.
>>24941826
Nope. It's too expensive.
>>24941736
My parents aren't from here and they say it's a quiet shithole, I think they're right, as in it's a boring place to visit but decent place to live in. I personally dislike the SJWfest that it has always been (not just IN 2015!!1!). As to what regards living in recluse, I think the gv't can support you well with autismbux, especially in recent times due to Trudeau. Still, best place for neetbux is Scandinavia
Also answer my question Time Traveler >>24941163
>>24936439
What's your favourite top model?
Can I still own a handgun if I live in the US in 2050?
>>24941896
Im a Britfag, don't want to live in the USA as its full of sjws,racists and idiots
>>24941944
No. You can only have hunting rifles and use them in designated areas.
Does technology advance much? Is my engineering degree going to become obsolete in 5 yrs senpai?
Will Adobe Flash still be supproted? I mean I know it won't and I'm really gonna miss my .swfs
Did you ever visit /f/?
>>24941946
I agree. For now at least.
>>24941999
Nice trips.
Umm, I know for some reason your generation seems to equate engineering with success, money, and fucking bitches, but I think the field to go is biochemistry or medicine.
>>24942010
Haha, we don't have anything like the computers you all use. But I have been to /f/.
>>24942056
what did you think of it desu?
Also what of MGTOW
>>24936439
Please, I have to know this.
Will Juventus win another Champion's league... let's say in the next 15-20 years?
Thanks.
>>24942158
It is benevolent when they post a Chinese porn
>>24942166
Who?
>>24942207
It's european soccer man.
Another question: which notable italian people living today will you remember in the future?
>>24942166
i think they will, illegitimately.
Who's the most feared terrorist you ever studied in your history books?
>>24942364
A guy who goes by "Cielo". You won't hear about him for a while.
>>24942403
An American. I can't go into detail.
>>24942056
What are the computers you use like
>>24942409
What do you mean with:
goes by "Cielo"?
Do you mean cielo as sky (the italian meaning of the word cielo), or is it his name or surname?
What's his job? A politician, a writer... ?
Thanks really a lot for your answers
>>24942434
They go in your ear
I posted about it earlier in the thread
What is the dankest meme of our era?
What's your fetish
How does the climate change situation sort its self out, or are you still battling the problem.
>>24942449
It's an alias. He's a revolutionary.
Hi Timewarp Tom.
I have a real big question for you. I'm going to kill myself before the end of the year.
Do you think it could be a good idea to delay suicide some years to see them if I have a really unbearable life, or should I go?
Another question: how do you view suicide in your time?
>>24942484
We defeated it for the most part. Honestly if it was gonna kill you all today and it was an emergency, with your current technology you could save the world. That's what humans eventually do.
>>24942494
Whoa!
First of all thanks for your answer.
Can you tell us in which way he will be a revolutionary? Will he fight against unfair economic distribution of wealth, against feminism, against western supremacy... ?
Are aliens and shit hanging around with the population, or at least have they made some form of contact???
>>24942517
I think you should wait a while before doing it. Honestly if you can bear it, I'd hold out as long as you can.
People don't really kill themselves in my time. The social conditions are good and keeping citizens happy and mentally healthy is a priority. Because of that, if you can hold out long enough then you'll eventually be freed from whatever you're going through. Maybe not freed, but life won't be shit you know.
If someone said they were gonna kill themselves then it would be a really strange thing to hear. It's like somone saying "I think I'm gonna shoot up my school at the end of the year". It just sounds weird and kind of creepy.
>>24942572
I'm walking on a really fine line of not being able to come onto this site again so I'd rather steer away from the subject now if that's okay lol
>>24942582
Nope.
Sucks huh.
Sucks ass huh.
Any famous Boxer with a last name of "Parker"?
Do people still eat pizza? or is there something way better in its place, and whats the name of some pizza chains in the future, if it's not going to destroy space time or whatever the actual issue is?
>>24936439
> ask someone from the future anything that won't affect the future.
How can you be sure your answers won't affect the future?
IMHO every one could do this, i.e. you just told in the post
>>24942494
maybe the biggest answer of all the topic, saying there will be an italian revolutionary, and his nickname.
Let's say the guy who asked you about italian famous people (who's italian, I bet) will become "cielo" in a few years, or maybe he'll talk about this topic to his little brother who'll become "cielo", or some shit like this.
Won't this be a time paradox that you created?
I'm the anon who asked made the posts
>>24942166
>>24942364
>>24942449
About your answer at
>>24942669
Sure! Sorry if I asked more details.
Enjoy your time in this age
This conversation has been terminated.
>>24942807
I demand more roleplay! Get Timewarp Jack on the line
Also I hope you don't get fired bro
>>24942807
Why?
I have some questions for you, and I don't think they will shred the timespace
please stay here another while
