If you've kissed a girl, get out.
If you've have a girlfriend, get out.
If you're not a virgin, GET OUT.
Tired of these "help me with my gf gais" threads. Normies GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
non wizards should get banned
Who honestly gives a fuck. go kill yourself you piece of shit low life cunt
>>24936357
This board is for robots. If you're not a robot, you shouldn't be here. So leave, REEEEEEEEE
>>24936297
OP I agree 125%
>>24936357
Fuck off people like you need to leave
Define robot then faggot
You don't know shit. People can be robots after sex. Only naive robots think that's a limiter.
>>24936297
Kissed a $50 prostitute while fucking her...
Guess I'm not a robot anymore
>>24936854
>kissing a prostitute
Nigger what the fuck are you doing
>>24936894
Desperate
instead of trying to learn from these anons, you reject them so you can...
...circlejerk between kissless virgins and stay that way forever?
this plan will leave you bitter and with nothing but a pepe folder
like i always say, follow the money
>>24936976
Did she take your anal virginity too
>>24936976
Mayne, I can't even hate on you.
>>24936297
Nothing better than finishing up a make out session with a cutie only to have her see into your eyes, look away shyly while biting her lip.
Then you get to lay your head in her lap as she runs her fingers through your hair and rubs the top of your head. Best feels on the planet.
>>24936986
This message is truth. Everyone on this board is their own worst enemy.
>>24936988
No I'm not into that...
>>24936854
>not a robot anymore
>>24936986
Normies are terrible at giving advice. They just naturally get social interaction so there's not much to learn from them.
>>24936297
What if I've only done those things with boys? Can gays be wizards too?
>>24937132
Y-Yes, maybe...
>>24937062
Yeah I saw that particular episode that show, too.
>>24936297
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
>>24937220
Maybe if you got off the computer once and a while you could experience it for yourself :)
What about a kiss cheek senpai?
Pic related she kissed me on the cheek and I kissed her on the cheek
>>24937250
poofter
this isn't original apparently
>>24937126
thats fucking wrong you know
they just learned how to do it a yourger age when you learn easily and really quickly
you missed that for a lot of reasons
for me it was being an emotional tampon ( google emotional incest ) for both my parents, and i was unable to make friends because my parents would always repeat: friends are trouble, focus on your education first you can have friends later and i always refused to go to parties etc. fucking manipulators...
now i'm a codependent (google it) like most of the robots
now you have to learn the hard way how to fix this, that's all,
if you are not a pussy about it and stay quiet and determined you will do it
Normie here.
Can you explain this REEEEEE howl for a non friend? How is it pronunced? Origin?
>>24937250
and what else did you do....?
>>24937287
That's alright, fellow robot. You still got luckier than some of us, but we tolerate such acts for the time being.
>>24937332
It's pronouncedget out trolling you faggot
>>24936297
>>24936319
>>24936357
>>24936415
>>24936473
>>24936756
>>24937126
The cancer that killed this board.
>>24937369
>normfag calling other people cancer
>>24937369
when cancer is everywhere it thinks it's official and almost natural
when in fact the real ones are waiting for a cure
>>24936297
I've got my first date ever tonight with a cute asian grill. If it goes well i'll leave, if it goes terribly i'll stay. Also, any advice?
>>24937416
You don't even know what normalfag means.
No one on this board does.
You fucking Reddit-tier memespouting autist.
>>24937327
>Normies acting like they understand what it means to be a robot
>"Yeah man i was totes shy when I was a teenager, I only had like 3 friends and 2 girlfriends lol! just gotta b yourself mayne #justdoit!"
>>24937340
well got a blowjob once unfinished but still also some groping it's good I'll get there soon.
>>24937541
at least your imagination is fully functioning
too bad it's full of shit
>>24936297
I really want to leave this place but I've not accomplished any of these
I was a 20 year old KV who is now in a relationship with a 9.
AMA
>>24938168
how?
im 20 now
>been browsing 4chan for almost a decade
>fuck multiple females regularly
>mfw some underaged little shit tries to tell me to leave
nah, i'll stay thanks. keep crying though
>>24938285
>meet grill
>she wants to hang out all the time
>she invites me to a place alone
>go on 3 "dates"(never use the word)
>one day she starts holding my hand
>I kiss her
3 days after that we had the bf/gf conversation and she jerked me off
There's no real strategy other than meet girls, find one that seems to want to be around you and do exactly what I just said
>>24938443
exactly, the underage faggots on this board can all go suck a fat dick. fuck you homo ass niggas. even if you have a girlfriend, you can still be a robot? what the fuck??????
>>24936319
where do i get one of those coats
>>24939384
Hot topic, family.
Have had gf, have kissed, have held hands, have not had sex. Not my fault I can't bring up the nerve
ive kissed one girl
a week later said she never wanted to see me again
can i stay?
>>24938798
> even if you have a girlfriend, you can still be a robot?
You are just a delusional failed normalfag
baka senpai desu lololol klek mannnnn
