Risk Thread!
Have a read through the rules, then post with the required details.
Be specific with your actions.
Starting positions.
I don't think you're gonna make it op
Germany, start around Berlin
>snackbar caliphate
>green
>saudi arabia
>>24936915
Damn thanks for this bump I love these threads
Hey OP are you around?
I want to play I am soooo bored and EU4 doesnt work with mods cuz just updated rrrrreeeee
>>24936965
Colour?
>Kingdom of Ethiopia
>Brown
>that little lake area in Ethiopia
>>24937031
Black
as per germany
>>24937042
want an alliance? you will have to covert to Snackbarism though
Yellow and start around London please
>>24937087
>asking for alliances before game even starts
Gtfo
>>24937108
Already claimed mate check starting positions :^)
>>24937087
eww
Orthodox/Coptic Christianity or bust.
Yellow and start around Russia please
Hey OP are you the same guy as last time, I was France last time then it 404ed before my potential victory
>>24937108
>>24937129
>>24937087
>>24937066
Okay lads before we begin, please read the rules thouroughly, if you miss something I'm not going out of my way to tell you from now on.
Just post in the correct format so it's fluid
>>24937158
I was Germany ;^)
>>24937142
>>24937108
Samefag posting fucked up
The Beginning.
First post = Your roll
Do it in the correct format.
>>24937129
then I shall declare holy war! ALOHA SNACKBAR!
>>24937120
I didn't know that was against the rules, sorry
>>24937209
roll to take the rest of SA, then start conquering Yemen
>>24937209
Risk Rolling Post
Action:
>roll towards South West England
>if overflow move into South Wales
Alliance/NAP Offers:
>none
Colonial roll:
>South India
I expand east as far as I can
>>24937209
roll to take land to the north first to the baltic and east to the Polish border, remainder goes to the west
>>24937276
Oops forgot trip, still same anon
>>24937254
>>24937242
>>24937276
Post your colony requests now, the roll value will be the same as your first roll... I said read rules faggots
>>24937209
Rolling Post
Action:
>move towards the Horn of Africa / Somalia.
>If overflow take socotra and into Yemen via Socotra
Colony Roll
>Liberia in Africa
>>24937177
also how many numbers do you need to count as a palindrome/straight?
>>24937307
sorry
colony roll in eritrea/ethiopia
>>24937307
Colony Roll
>Rome in Italy
>forgot to mention colonies need to be coastal
FUCK, too late now
>>24937430
Action:
>conquer Sri Lanka
>if overflow continue along island chain towards Middle East
>>24937430
Just a quick request, make your instructions as autist proof as possible.
I can spend time deciphering posts like >>24937276
But it's tricky. Be very clear what you want and no mistakes will be made
>>24937430
Rolling Post
Action:
>Take all eastern territories until the Polish border
>if overflow expand into south Germany
>>24937430
keep taking Yemen, Oman, all the gulf states. as for my colony, have them keep fighting brown
>>24937474
>autist proof
I will do my best friendanon : ^D
>>24937512
READ RULES!
>At the start of your first roll, make an additional action
Sorry if it wasn't clear, but actions after can only affect one area.
>>24937430
Roll Post:
Action:
>1st priority: defend against the Muslims [keep them from taking any territory already claimed]
>2nd priority: remove kebab from Ethiopia
>3rd priority if overflow: finish colonizing Ghana, move into Togo and Benin
Proposed NAP:
British Empire
>>24937557
ooh, 4 digit palindrome
If that counts for 40 can I change my priorities to completely destroy the Muslims right now?
>>24937555
your rules are bullshit, fuck this game. I'm out
>>24937596
>tfw r9k too autistic to play risk
>>24937596
>everyone else understood rules perfectly fine
>leaves in a hissy fit because he's an autist who can't understand basic games
Fuck off Samson
>>24937596
And nothing of value was lost.
[mootblock]
>>24937430
If Keksburg comes back before Round Three I'll add their rolls.
Any lurkers, feel free to join!By some miracle of god, the Kebabs were removed
Bump and waiting for Russia to return
>>24937712
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Continue taking India
NAP's:
>the British Empire considers your NAP, and will respond soon
>>24937712
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Expand westward
>>24937741
>1
>3
>1
15 territories in three rolls wew
>>24937712
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>Finish taking Sudan
>Expand North into Egypt
Questions:
Did my last roll count as a palindrome? It ended 7557.
Lurkers you guys should join cmooon how can you resist?
As a side note: the German Reich establishes atheism as its official state religion, and will move to quickly dismantle the old HRE
>>24937791
My NAP response was aimed at you by the way.
I'm not sure, I thought it was a palindrome of the entire post number.
>>24937843
I dunno what the rules on those are either, if you had to palindrome/straight the entire post then straights are basically impossible and there won't be another palindrome until >24944942 about 7,000 posts away
>>24937884
Risk is designed for /b/, so I suppose that isn't unreasonable there considering how long these games last. I dunno man, I'll update it for next time
>>24937927
no worries, you know us aspies gotta think too much into the rules.
is it too late to join? If not
State name: Meme cult
colour: purple
starting position: Coastal India and Pakistan
>>24937981
Hell no this would be boring with 3, hi Meme Cult
>>24937712
Oh no, Islam is beginning to spread! It will grow by 5 every turn.
>>24938024
Rolling Post
Actions:
>push forward into India with fury, progress has been too slow
>if contact with Meme Cult, avoid conflict
NAP's:
>I accept your offer of a NAP Kingdom of Ethiopia
>>24938024
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>Continue westward expansion until the Dutch/Belgian borders are reached
>>24938024
Rolling Post:
Action:
>expand into inland Pakistan
>start moving into Iran
Come on let's roll something gud
>>24938081
>1
>3
>1
>1
Holy shit, how the fuck am I so unlucky
The German Reich will stop at nothing to eradicate all Islamic States, the Imperial Legion has been created out of the remains of all annexed territories' militaries.
>>24938024
Roll Post
Actions:
>Expand South and finish taking South Sudan
>if overage, finish taking Colonial Ghana, and move east into Togo/Benin
NAP:
Great Britain: NAP Accepted. Hopefully we can work together in the future
Bump to make sure it doesn't fall too far back
>>24938024
Disgusting Mussies are growing and growing...
>>24938219
Rolling Post
Come on Redcoats, do your Emperor proud!
Actions:
>push North into central India
>>24938219
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>Take all the land separating Germany and the Netherlands
>If overflow expand south towards Swiss
>>24938219
rolling post
Actions:
>finish off Ivory Coast, Ghana
>if overflow move East towards Nigeria
Bump just to get over the hump :D
>>24938219
oh yeahmr krabs
rolling post:
Action:
>continue expanding into Iran
>If possible move eastwards to claim more land in india
NAP:
>Propose NAP to Brits.
>>24938219
Guess who's back. bitches.
Light Green
Persian Empire
Iran
Cyrus roling for clay.
I guess I should be getting ready to battle some Muslims if they keep going east like this.
DEUS VULT!
>>24938219
They keep expanding... The Horde is attracted to nearby nations, and will move towards them rapidly.
>>24938489
Rolling Post
Actions:
>time to show the world who we are, attack the Meme Cult up to the border between India and Pakistan
NAP's:
>Meme Cult, rejected.
>>24938489
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Take remainder of Germany
>if overflow, begin annexing the Netherlands
>>24938489
Expand eastward, absorbing all meme cult lands.
Alliances: N/A
NAP: N/A
War: Meme Cult
>>24938489
roll post:
Actions
>I'm getting tired of going all the way around the Cape to get to the colonies. Take as much of the CAR as possible
>if overflow move into Cameroon and to the Atlantic
things certainly went south fast for the meme cult...
>>24938489
Rolling post
Action:shift focus to India to defend the crispy meme crops from the Brits
>>24938577
Wew lads, nice dubs
Posting from phone now same germany
>>24938489
Keksburg is being consumed by the horde...
>>24938627
Correction*
Forgot the dubs...
RIP tea supply
>>24938627
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Take rest of the Netherlands
>if overflow begin moving into southern italy
>>24938647
Roll Post:
Actions:
>ATTACK THE MEME CULT, DECIMATE THEM!
>>24938612
These dubs will help us in the defence of the motherland
>>24938647
The gods have blessed us on this glorious day
Rolling post:
Action:
>Attack the Persians
>>24938668
>>24938647
So this still counts as my roll right?
Just started lurking. I see a lot of potential in this game. Will be fun to see how the Islamic Horde will be dealt with and who will consolidate Africa, Europe and the Middle East. Also, RIP British Empire.
>>24938704
Of course, was my mistake.
>>24938682
Get shrekked, this Tea is sweetened with the taste of your peoples blood.
*Sips*
>>24938647
roll post
Actions:
>Defend against the muslim hordes.
>push back into Libya
Engineers begin work on the Monrovia - Djibouti railway, as the Second African Crusade begins...
>>24938647
any room left you niggers? too lazy to read rules
>>24938739
There's room! Just make a tripcode, a title for your nation, and choose a colour!
>>24938647
Same roll. Expand eastward and absorb Meme Cult lands.
Alliances: N/A
NAP: N/A
War: Meme Cult
>>24938725
oh fug me.
Gods,
please bless my next post with gets
>>24938647
If anyone is curious as to how I'm doing wars I just minus the smaller roll from the larger roll.
There is nobody to challenge the rise of the German Reich except the stagnant Russians... The Muslim hordes are a joke
>>24938821
Rolling Post
Actions
>the war goes well, continue pushing into meme cult lands!
NAP's
>The British Empire wishes to form a NAP with the Persian Empire to ensure the destruction of the Meme Cult
>>24938751
Finland
Tribe of Baltic Mongols
Cyan
If I have an action, expand northwards
>>24938844
Maybe Britain depending on what happens in India. It'll be interesting to see if Persia still attacks the Memeists with the Muslims on their borders
>>24938821
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>expand north into Denmark
>if overflow take Corsica and Sardinia
>>24938821
Oh shit
Rolling post:
Action: Attack on both sides
Decimate the Persians, Brits and their inferior memes.
>>24938866
>double dubs
Wtfdoidolmao
>>24938889
Trip?
>>24938881
I'll add ya
>>24938881
I swear to you, you will not last
>>24938821
Roll post:
>Attack the Muslims 100%
>I bet you cowards don't even DEUS VULT
>>24938917
Fuck sorry i left wifi, same anon
>>24938917
>Wtfdoidolmao
I hope you know that only last two digits count if we talk about dubs
>>24938937
oh fuck off hitler or whoever you are, leave me alone
>>24938999
>those wasted trips
TRIGGERED
>>24938821
Same roll. Expand eastward and absorb Meme Cult lands.
Go, go, gooo!!!
Alliances: N/A
NAP: N/A
War: Meme Cult
>>24938999
Lucky for you im getting a haircut, might miss a turn
Name Austria-Hungary
Color Lightest blue
Starting point Austria
Action: expand east into hungary
Additional action: colonize crete
>>24939015
Don't worry family, you will see many more trips since I'm here
>iceland
>dark blue
>The Autistic Dark Order of Souls
>>24938821
An eventful round!
>>24939105
>>24939021
You two need to make a tripcode!
>>24939109
Roll:
Expand around Baltics trying to avoid that dirty reich empire.
Need to gather my tribes first.
>>24939109
Rolling Post
Action
>one last push... Smash all remaining forces of the Meme Cult in Pakistan
>if overflow, continue taking India
NAP's
>NAP Requested with the Persian Empire!
>>24939109
Oh shit
Rolling post:
Action:
>If Brits accept peace offer attack Persia
>If not continue attacking Brits and Persia
NAP:
>Offer peace to Brits
come on dudes my people have high quality memes for sale.
>>24939109
Roll post:
>Attack the Muslims 100%
I'm going to nip this shit in the bud.
NAP: I request a NAP with the Germans to avoid any misunderstandings while I do the world a favor and remove kebab. Besides, you seem to have a Hapsburg infestation.
>>24939213
get shrekked kek
>>24939249
god damn it all to hell
>>24939141
Action: Expand east
>>24939304
tripcode up you autistic viking
>>24939109
Roll post:
Actions:
>expand east into poland
>>24939304
hey you I don't know who you are and where you're going to but pls leave me alone senpai
>>24939109
Expand until all of Meme Cult is absorbed. If spillover, expand westward and absorb Islamic land.
Alliance: N/A
NAP: N/A
War: Meme Cult, Islamic Horde
Austria-Hungary, would you like a NAP, or is it war?
Finland, if you expand into Norway we will have a problem
>>24939420
I can't stress enough Persians, we need a NAP!
>>24939428
I shot you a NAP offer, you seem to have a lot on your plate.
>>24939428
Not only Norway, but I will take my precious Danish clay, thanks
>>24939455
Counter offer: Promise to stay out of Asia and we may become allies.
>>24939419
What? We're just going to take empty land between us.
No trouble.
>>24939109
Tired of waiting!
>>24939516
Ok, here's a tip, in the name field write # and random word, this will create you a trip
>>24939485
Do I have to make a formal declaration of war OP? Forgot how that works
>>24939483
Ok, NAP accepted
>>24939519
Rolling Post
Actions:
>finish taking over India
>if overflow, push back islamic filth from homeland
NAP's:
>>24939507
I will secede all my Pakistani lands, and supply you with Tea, simply leave me be in India.
>>24939519
action: expanding towards Russia
nap: offering nap to autists
>>24939519
JUST
ok so what do I do now?
>>24939543
haha seems like autists are between us. first holocaust, than me, fuhrer.
>>24939519
Keep expanding until all of the Islamic lands in the nearby area are absorbed.
Once they are all absorbed, expand peacefully in all directions until reaching another nation's borders.
>>24939559
Oh, you can have India. No poo in the loo for me, thanks.
It's agreed. OP, write op a treaty between the British Empire and the Persian Empire.
>>24939519
Roll Post:
>Attack the Muslims 100%
God willing, we will push these savages out of Africa! [the irony]
>if there's any overflow, move into Niger
Notes:
RIP Keksburg
>those muslim incursions into Mainland Britain and Germany....
NAP: NAP with Germany accepted! [new]
>>24939573
Uhhhhhhhh...
You dead nigga.
If you wanna start a new Empire, feel free. Just don't be a kek and start it in Asia
>>24939603
Wonderful! The Indians shall be abused for millennium!
>>24939539
sorry
>>24939519
Rolling post
Actions
>Expand south into Ireland
NAP's:
I propose an alliance with the Tribe of Baltic Mongols
>>24939519
A Khan is born!
Mongol Empire
Mongolia
Gold
Expand for land!
>>24939641
uhh, sorry, should've mentioned that before # comes your name. so its like
user#password.
>>24939519
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Beat back Muslim Horde
>if overflow take luxembourg and belgium
NAP: Ras Tafari, is that Ethiopia?
>>24939641
you put the # and word after the name you want to use
For example, for my name and code it's
Ras Tafari #[secret word]
>>24939696
>>24939690
Noted
Also accepting all naps
>>24939626
Ok then
After misinterpreting ancient meme cult texts the 2nd mem cult of wojak springs up in the Crimea
colour: the darker green
Rolling post:
Action:
>take over as much of Ukraine as possible
>>24939691
yes it's Ethiopia
>>24939677
Sup brother. Long time no see!
>>24939641
Wonderful. I still have no idea about your plans, but I hope we will be able to push down the Germans
>>24939626
Britain, would you like a NAP? I am not interested in expanding to your island, and I have my hands full with the nordics.
>>24939720
I will NAP with you. Leave the United Kingdom, secede all land back to me or you will be destroyed.
>>24939760
I'd like more than a NAP Germanic brother, I would like an Alliance.
>>24939786
Accepted
Can you remind me though, do declarations of war have to be made in a different turn than attacks on them?
>>24939641
>I propose an alliance with the Tribe of Baltic Mongols
Oh, forgot to mention, I accept this
>>24939786
I will pull my troops out of the UK.
May I take Ireland?
>>24939816
oh wait, do I have to wait my turn for this? sorry, educational system here is shit in Tribes
give me a country in crimea named russia
>>24939786
>Mosleyite fascist UK
seems like this is every game...at least I'm NAP'ed this time
>>24939804
It's the same as taking territory, whoever scores highest gets to take land.
A wants 15 territories from B.
B rolls 10 attacking A.
A gets 5.
Make sense?
>>24939677
>mongolia
Uhh check the m-map? I dont think its there
>>24939833
No. Leave. Keep Iceland if you'd like.
>>24939833
Don't be keked, my friend. If Englishcocks or Germanjews give you shit, I will back you up.
>>24939861
Put it to the right of the rightmost part of the Islamic Horde lands.
>>24939519
May have missed a few things. LOTS going on
>>24939875
Glad you said that.
Help me convince him to let me keep Ireland.
>>24939902
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>Take Belgium and Luxembourg
>If overflow, advance into Czech Rep
>>24939902
Actions
>Push Islamic scum out of England.
>If overflow begin marching North to take Scotland
Wish I could do this in real life....
>>24939902
ey bruh you missed the 2nd mem cult
>>24939722
>>24939902
roll post
Actions:
>Attack the Muslims 100%
>if any overflow, take the Libyan coast
Notes: Ethiopia [me] and the Germans have a NAP
>>24939902
See: >>24939891
Rolling to expand north into Russia.
>>24939953
You forgot to add our alliance and my NAP with Ethiopians.
Would you guys be interested in playing actual strategy games too?
>>24939902
Roll to absorb all of Turkey, Greater Persia, and the Arab lands.
Alliance: N/A
NAP: N/A
War: Islamic Horde
>>24939953
Convincing you to let autists keep Ireland. You don't want to lose more than that. trust me.
Roll: expanding towards Russia
Also, can I give one territory to Autists in Estonia so they could expand somewhere?
Alliances: I don't know if this is already done but I will say again - I accept alliance proposal from Autists
>>24939902
OP, Persians and Brits have alliance, not NAP
>>24940010
I forgot to add it in my post.
4,3,1
fuck
>>24939990
yeah sure, why not?
Roll to take empty part of France through scandanavia
>>24940076
Hello excuse me you have the wrong format
see
>>24940010
>>24940046
I don't know what degree of complication would be good for something like that.
>>24940076
Sorry about that
This is getting hard to record with all these players!
>>24940126
Please use the format like the Fuhrer says...
>>24940076
>>24940139
>empty part of France
D-Do you wanna re-think that m-move? You far away bro
>>24940182
Wasn't thinking
>>24940209
>>24940182
I offered him a territory in Estonia. He can expand from there if he accepts
I wish the muslims would advance all together instead of having fractal like empires, they have shitty taste in empire shapes
Roll to completely take Ireland.
Waiting for Brits reaction
>>24939902
Apologies if any of this is inaccurate.
PLEASE use the exact format!
OH NO! The Islamic Horde has expanded massively, however, they will no longer expand unless provoked.
Attacks made on the Islamic Empire will need a roll value of 5 or more to win.
>>24940238
I definitely need to take a few turns and make my empire more aestheitc
>>24940286
I still have that island bro...
>>24940283
Oh shit, will fix don't worry.
>>24940286
Rolling Post
Actions
>push North into the Midlands
>if overflow, begin taking over Ireland
>>24940286
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Advance into Belgium
> if overflow, begin the invasion of southern Norway
>>24940286
Roll
Action:
>Take Niger and Northern Nigeria
>if there's any overflow finish subjugating Chad
Alliance: N/A
NAP: Germany; England/India
War: N/A
>>24940286
Roll:
Action:
Completely annihilating Kola, northern Russia etc. Picking up my nordic tribes.
New alliances: N/A
Wars: N/A
>>24940286
Capture the last bit of Turkey. After that. Expand north in all directions, towards the Balkans, towards the Caucuses, and towards the Mongols.
Alliance: The British Empire
NAP: N/A
War: Islamic Horde.
>>24940286
Oh were back bois
Rolling post:
Action:
>Full steam ahead! take of the rest of Ukraine. If overflow then move to Romania
>>24940286
Invade all touching Islamic Horde lands!
>>24940399
wew lad dubs
>>24940399
holy kek? just how many territories is that
>>24940449
It would be 30 I think
>>24940449
30. And I had 99 on a damn junk post this turn and rolled another 2
>>24940286
Fug this is getting tricky :^)
>>24940471
oh, not that much. thought it was 99x2. sperged again
>>24940488
Rolling Post
Actions
>continue north in the UK
>overflow, start smashing Ireland
NAPS:
>Ethiopia
Allies:
>Persian Empire
>Germany
>>24940488
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Take the rest of Belgium
>If overflow, Invade the Autistic Order starting in southern Sweden
>>24940488
Rolling post
Action:
>Take over Moldova and continue expanding through Romania
>>24940488
Did my post count?
Roll post
Action:
>Take Niger and Northern Nigeria [the area between the two wings of my empire]
>if there's any overflow finish subjugating Chad
Alliance: N/A
NAP: Germany; England/India
War: N/A
>>24940543
It did friend!
Roll post
Action: Take empty spaces of Poland south
I'm giving Jan Mayen island to the Tribe of Baltic Monglos.(Island to the upper right of Iceland)
>>24940420
>>24940488
Rolling post:
Mongol Brothers, want to help me destroy infidels of Islam and divide Asia into eastern and western Mongol kings? Please accept my NAP.
Action: Attacking Islamists
NAPs: offering NAP to Mongol brothers
Wars: against Islamic Horde
>>24940566
okay, I saw it. It was just somewhere different than I expected. Wasn't expecting to take Lagos.
last 5 rolls:
4,1,3,2,3
damn.
>>24940488
Capture Cyprus and then expand in all directions.
Alliances: The British Empire
NAP: N/A
War: Islamic Horde
>>24940488
Wipe out the muslims!
>>24940582
There can only be one!
>>24940488
Wew, Austria-Hungary isn't talking much...
Remember, if you don't roll above a 5, you can't take any Islamic lands!
>>24940636
>>24940636
I understand. Well, it's too late to redraw from the Islamic war. But I understood that as a threat to our independence. Someday we will clash, my brother.
>>24940680
>we both rolled palindrones:
>>24940606
>>24940636
>no diference
Really?
Rolling for more peaceful expansion.
>>24940680
Rolling
Actions
>continue pushing North
>if overflow, smash Ireland
NAPs
>Ethiopia
Allies
>Persia
>Germany
>>24940680
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>First priority is defending against islamists
>If overflow, attack the Autistic Order in Poland
>>24940680
Rolling post
Action:
>take the rest of Romania, then take the parts of Polan the Muslims don't control.
>>24940680
Roll
Action:
>Take Niger and Northern Nigeria [the area between the 2 wings of my land]
>if there's any overflow finish subjugating Chad
Alliance: N/A
NAP: Germany; England/India
War: N/A
Gonna keep doing the same post until I get something over 3 or it's done
>>24940680
Roll:
Action:
Taking Islamist lands. If not, then at least expand to empty territories, I guess?
Wars: great purge against Islam
>>24940680
Roll to invade Islamic and Baltic lands!
Alliance: N/A
NAP: N/A
WAR: Baltic Mongols and Islam Horde
>>24940680
Roll post
Action: Expand east into Germany from Poland
Declaring war with Germany
I will give the British empire my part of Ireland if they attack Germany
>>24940785
>>24940721
Come on, we're fucked
>>24940807
>implying I wanted to go to war
You would not let me have Norway
>>24940797
Check my roll ;)
Ireland sure is cold
>>24940716
I had that earlier in the thread. OP said that palindrome and straight had to be whole post.
>>24937557
>>24937791
>>24937843
>>24937884
>>24937927
>>24940831
I don't care about your ambitions, Nordic lands belong to Nords, thats it
>>24940839
Shit
>>24940680
Shouldn't I still have that island between britain and iceland?
>>24940680
Plz be patient.
This is as accurate as I can get it desu
Reminder, attacks are the same as taking territory, whoever have the higher number gets the land.
>>24940906
Keep rolling to invade Islamic and Baltic lands!
Alliance: N/A
NAP: N/A
WAR: Baltic Mongols and Islam Horde
>>24940901
I overflowed into it. I'll be fair, and minus one from my attack on you :^)
Rolling Post
Actions
>begin the assault on Iceland
>if overflow, begin assaulting Norway in the name of Germany
>>24940906
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>Repulse Autistic Order invaders from Germany
>if overflow, invade Autistic Orders Polish land
>>24940906
Roll post
Action: Expand northwest between Germany and Denmark. If overflow take more of Denmark.
>>24940906
Keep on Rolling for more peaceful expansion.
Alliances: The British Empire
NAP: N/A
War: Islamic Horde
>>24940906
aw yiss we doin ok
Rolling post:
Action:
>Take the neutral parts of Polan
>If overflow move into Belarus
NAPs:
>offer non-aggresion pact to Germany.
>>24940944
You cunty wanka!!!!!!! Fuck you and your dubs!!!
Proposing nap to 2nd meme cult. We have many trench coats.
>>24940906
Roll
There can be only one empire!
Actions:
MONGOLS ATTACK MONGOLS!
Wars: versus Islamic Horde, Ghengis Khan, German Reich (dragged in by my ally)
>>24940984
NAP accepted, please take note Great Britain
>>24940906
Roll
Action:
>More peaceful expansion into Cameroon and the CAR [the hole in the far south of my empire]
Alliance: N/A
NAP: Germany; England/India
War: N/A
>tfw your generals get lost on the way to Niger and take Nigeria.
>>24940906
I want to join in Greece
>>24941031
Course bud, if he attacks me I expect you to deal with it.
>>24941011
I didn't even notice those dubs, thanks bro! Tfw taking over Sweden now because of you ;)
>>24941031
>>24941054
Btw Britain take your time quality over quantity
>>24941031
cool mane
gotta keep the borders secure to focus on the Islam horde
>>24941011
Want some quality weed from the Finnish steppes? It hits hard bro, might help relieve the pain from these wars we're losing.
I don't know what will save ancient Nordic lands from this German filth and fake Mongol wannabes.
>>24940906
Getting into the swing of this now, apologies.
>>24941127
These are dark times. And dark times require dank reefer 420 blaze it up.
>>24941148
Rolling
Actions
>continue attacking the Baltic Mongols
>>24941148
Rolling post
Action:
Continuing my offensive against fake Asian Mongols.
Wars: versus Germany, Islam, Mongols, Great Britain, I don't even fucking know..
>>24941148
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>Push Autistic Order out of Germany
>If overflow, capture remainder of autistic orders polands land
Can i still join
>>24941148
Still keep on rolling for more peaceful expansion.
Alliances: The British Empire
NAP: N/A
War: Islamic Horde
Rolling
Action: Expand south into Germany from underneath Denmark.
NAP: Mongols, can I have a piece of your land as a contingency in case I die?
>>24941054
>>24941148
Britain forgot Greece
>>24941213
And yea of course
>>24941148
It's ok dude take your time
Rolling post:
Action:
>Continue into Belarus
>If overflow move into Russia
>>24941213
Yeah man, just give me colour, starting area and name.
>>24941054
Same applies
>>24941148
Continue rolling to invade Islamic and Baltic lands!
Alliance: N/A
NAP: N/A
WAR: Baltic Mongols and Islam Horde
>>24941148
Roll Post
Action:
>Expand West into whatever the fuck that is above Ghana
Alliance: N/A
NAP: Germany; England/India
War: N/A
>tfw you've finally got an empire and it's getting aesthetic, but I'm at the far end of the world with no neighbors
>>24941226
sure ayy lmao, as long as it's not Finland. Finland is sacred
Current Armenia, Pink, and Third Armenian Reich
