>Get only one chance at life
>Born with small boobs
>>24935870
Some guys like petite breasts, NO woman likes a small dick.
>>24935870
small boobs are great
>stay perky longer
>feel nice to suck on
>get a chance to pay special attention to the girls ass
>still gets fucked relentlessly by Chad
I like small boobs but I'm bi and maybe that's the reason.
small breasts are glorious
now having a small stature or dick... no woman likes those
>>24935870
A nice ass compensates for a lack of rack anyday
>>24935870
Induce lactation. That'll get them to grow about one full cup size, if not more.
At least that's fixable. At least some people actually like small boobs.
Try being born a short male with a short (and thin) dick.
>>24935905
At least you can hide the fact for awhile that you have a small penis.
Anywhere you go, everyone can tell you have small boobs
>>24935933
This, small boobs are easily fixed with plastic surgery too. A small dick or height is pretty near impossible to fix easily.
It's 2015 come on, why don't we have surgeries to fix that?
>>24935905
On the bright side, they never find out until it's too late.
>>24935984
You can stuff bras, same as you can stuff pants.
chestlets are genetically inferior females.
>>24935870
>get only one chance at life
>born as a woman, living life on 100% easy mode
>whine anyway
>>24935905
I sorta think they're cute. It makes them super easy to deepthroat.
>>24935870
Cowtits>dfc>everything else
Second place isnt bad.
>>24936063
Who wants their dick to be called "cute"?
Smaller boobs are cuter than huge tits. I bet many men would agree if they wouldn't be called a pedo weirdo.
>>24936116
Subs
Twinks
People with a SPH fetish
Probably not you
>>24936116
if you want girls to like your dick you don't get to bitch about them liking it the wrong way
>>24935905
>>24935933
>>24935981
This.
>>24935870
There are plenty of guys that like small tits, I know I do.
If you have a small dick though, you're pretty much fucked. At least until we get lab-grown dicks and penis transplants within the next decade or two.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/treasure-chest-what-mans-breast-size-preference-says-about-his-personality-traits-319504
Judging by this list, I'd say you lucked out, OP.
>>24935870
this tbqh
>ywn give a boy a titjob
>ywn have cleavage popping over a tight shirt
>ywn make a qt boy nervous just by talking to you
>>24936022
wtf those areolas are disgusting
>ONE life
>born with a 3x3 dick
i was LITERALLY born to suffer, no matter what i do to improve myself, i'll never be anything but a joke to even the kindest, most accepting and loving women. my life is a very long joke
>>24935981
that sounds so disgusting, you better have a great personality
Flat is justice. Flat is perfection.
>>24936063You're not a woman though.
>>24936201
why are people so disgusted by areolae that aren't tiny and pink?
>>24936201
If you spoke to me irl, I would probably be nervous regardless of how big your boobs are
>>24936240
Darn, how'd you know!
>one chance at life
>born with a big nose
There is no upside to this. This is literally the most JUST thing that can happen to someone.
>>24935905
Some actually do though.
>>24935870
What are breast implants?
show tits please
>small boobs
>no ass
>box body
>man face
I might as well transition now.
>>24936201
giving proper tit jobs requires huge boobs
>tfw im a ddd and can barely get away with it
>>24936257
Literally the roastie of titties
>>24936257
ughhhh bolt nipples
>>24936279
be my gf unless you're a whore
>>24936269
I got them feels senpai..
>>24936257
Jesus Christ, I just want to suck on those nipples for hours! Especially if there's some fresh milk available in there. Yum!
>>24936257
Those look perfect for sucking.
>>24935870
>Implying small tits aren't patrician tier
>this thread
small boobs are nice sometimes
>>24936257
>tfw big boobs
>tfw small areola and nipples
>tfw they're verydark brown
>>24936264
You forgot "m'lady"
>women pretending having small breasts is equal to a small dick
Through my research I have come to the conclusion that small boobs and tighter vaginas have a strong correlation.
>One Chance At Life
>Black and short
>>24935909
>no tits AND no ass
Life sucks
>>24936275
>show tits please
no you perv
>>24936298
>>24936301
Still not explaining why so many people hate them.
>tfw no cow teat gf to suckle from
>>24936326
I wasn't replying to a girl tho
>>24936347
if thats your ass anon its cute don't give up
>>24935870
Here is some pic that will answer for me
>>24935870
>>24936347
This is not that bad, fuck you if you think this is a horrible problem.
But THIS on the other hand >>24936269 it can be quite the problem famy.
>>24935870
All you need is a handful.
>>24936306
ok hi bfI love you
>>24936356
Literal perfection. I want a big teat gf to suckle from so bad.
>>24936257
they're abnormal. Just look at them, Christ. They take up 75% of the boob.
>>24936264
No you wouldn't. Guys stare at big boobs when they talk to/see a girl. I can't have that power over guys.
>>24936293
Yes, that's what I said. How can you barely get away with it? DDD is huge.
>>24936324
small nipples can be good too. I love all nipples, innies, long cow teats, broad ones, tiny ones, bumpy ones, smooth ones. Never seen a nipple I didn't like.
(this is me white knighting you please be my girlfriend senpai)
>>24936429
not as big as you think. they don't wrap around as nicely as you'd hope and its really easy for it to slip out :-(
>>24936279
Cut your hair short and go for guys that like dykeslike I do.
Are chestlets the women equivalent of manlets?
>>24935933
Small breasts only look good on women.......who are actually girls. Young girls.
A 30 year old woman with an A cup is invisible. Or beta-bait. If you do see a flat chested woman with an Alpha looking dude you can bet he is one of those fags that posts ad on CL like "mwm on the DL just looking to suck some cawk, I can't host cuz wife + kids but we can do a blow n go in your car, you MUST b discreet wife doesn't know"
>>24935870
I'll trade you
>>24936201
>>ywn give a boy a titjob
why would that bother anyone
>>24936422
hi gfmarry me
>>24936347
be my loli gf :^)
>>24936395
Ok, posting nose
>>24936460
>tfw no fat gf with lactating cow tits
Feels bad, man.
>>24936195
this is bullshit
I'm sexist as fuck and I believe flat is justice
>>24935870
If your girl has no tits just get a twink fuccboi
ass is better than pussy anyways
>>24936429
>they're abnormal
Only the most basic people give a fuck about that shit.
>>24936429
>stare at big boobs
I'm normally just staring at the floor desu senpai
>>24935870
>implying boobs matter
the ratio of ass to body is much more important. i would never date someone who is shaped like a triangle
>>24936269
>big nose
T. Shlomo shekelstien
>>24936531
there is nothing at all wrong with this nose retard
If it's a little big it's still an aesthetic shape. Feel bad for the girls with kike or pig noses.
>>24936576
>caring about ass at all
What's it like being either a nigger and or a faggot?
are my boobs small robots?
>>24936279
Post pics. Literally my fetish
>>24936531
Which side of your family is Jewish?
>>24936619
With a pillow case over your head you're the perfect woman.
>>24936269
>born with a big nose
How do you deal with it? I can't deal with it. No one can ever love me with this nose
>>24936619
Someone should shop her face into the moon
>>24936531
Someone post that kikeship you know the one
>>24936531It's like something is growing out of my face.Do you reckon rhinoplasty can fix this? Anyone who has experience here?
>>24936643
her arms are as thick as some men's legs lmao. Face also looks like a man's, probably a tranny.
>>24936548
sauce pls senpaii
>>24936691
Hows life shekelberg
>>24936727
It's not hooked, so I don't even get the jew factor.
>>24936691
>that nose
>ugly
lmao fuck off lad
>>24936740
>bigass nose
>its not even hooked bro
Nice try shlomo
>>24936691
There is literally nothing wrong with your nose.
Let's settle this.
http://strawpoll.me/6248441
>Get only one chance at life
>Born fuck ugly, short and with a small dick
Consider yourself lucky it's only your tits fembot
>small boobs
>some guys into them/ dont care
>can easily get a boob job
>can use push up bras
>can compensate with a nice ass
>small height
>nearly no women attracted to you
>impossible to fix unless you use a sketchy 60K painful leg lengthening surgery
bitch you think you have problems?
>>24936714
>her arms are as thick as some men's legs
Good. I like my women with sturdy construction.
If you can't handle big gals then you can git out fuccboi
>>24936779
>tfw you're 2
K I L L M E
I
L
L
>>24936022
areolas look smooth and soft, nothings really wrong with them
>>24936257
bumpy areola and long nipples, looks really disgusting
i've always hated huge and dark areolas, it's just gross
>>24936691
your nose isnt bad at all dude.
>>24936779
1 will win because 4chan is full of pdeophiles
>>24936815
2 is the best one imho
>>24936691
LOL with that nose I bet you're the butt of every joke anytime you go out in public.
>>24936803
>sketchy 60K painful leg lengthening surgery
There are very few places (in the USA) that will perform limb lengthening surgery and there is a huge risk for disfigurement and bone infection (fug u do not want this!).
That said, I saw a guy from NYC on the news who got the surgery and said he couldn't believe how different his life was, women were approaching so often it made his head spin. I wish I could find that vid.
>>24935985
>plastic surgery
That's fucking disgusting!
>>24936665
Nose size in and of itself means nothing, it's about how your facial features combine together. Big noses tend to look better with a strong brow ridge and dark features.
>>24936841
The list does not contain "breast buds"
Do you remember these? Not the same as small boobs.
>>24936848In high school we were learning Pythagoras theorem once, and some kid shouted out "Just teach it using Anon's nose sir!"
>>24935870
Nobody cares about small boobs unless you're literally flat chested. As long as theirs a slight bump guys won't care.
Women and dicks on the other hand, wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lad.
>>24936347
Why are you posting your nudes online...
>>24936691
your nose is great imo
>>24936873
I wish I was a necklace
>>24936691
Not even arching. Literally fine.Id smooch it.
>>24936861
>plastic surgery
>fucking disgusting
Unnecessary as well.
With enough stimulation or with the right drugs, you can safely induce lactation, which generally increases breast size by at least one cup size or more.
Plus, free milk.
>>24936691
Victoria?
[Original content goes here]
>>24935870
As long as they're perky tits, you're fine.
Perky tits are best tits.
>Implying patricians like titty monsters
>>24936927
That's obviously a guy....
>>24935918
you're implying there is something wrong with a girl if she doesn't want to get fucked by chad
>>24935870
>implying a lot of men don't really like small boobs
>>24936779
6>5>1>2>4>3
I like boobs of all sizes.
>>24935870
>be born as the non-expendable sex
>proceed to shit out nonsensical complaints
Kinda makes sense when you think about it.
>one chance at life
>born as straight manlet/dicklet
fuck people spying on me
>>24936347
I want yo lick your asshole
>one chance at life
>average sized wiener, slightly short.
>>24937039
you can be gay if you tru
>>24936531
That nose is fine
>those eyebrows on the other hand
>>24936779
1 or 5,6 the others are shit tier to me
>>24936927
>>24936920
>>24936917
>>24936839
>>24936776
>>24936757I am 99% sure all of you will reconsider after seeing it from the front.tfw you used to avoid looking at people directly
>>24937093
I honestly tried once to jack it to gay porn but I was rather turned off
>>24937154
Dude, I think the people who made fun of your nose are just assholes. Its a bit wide, but I've seen bigger.
>>24937161
force yourself
get intimate contact
????????
>>24935870
you can always transition to being a man
>>24937154
still looks fine buddy
>>24936347
That ass is good, wtf you talking about.
>>24935870
tfw i love small titties
>>24937154
>tripcode
>complains about having a perfect nose
Confirmed attention whore. Fuck off to /soc/.
ok sized boobs but
>not nice shape
>some hairs
>weird and puffy areola
>slightly uneven
>>24937240
>>24937189
To me it looks like something a chernobyl victim would have, but I feel a little better now. Thanks.
>>24937293
That's the nicest thing I've heard in a while. Thank you, maybe it's not so bad.
>>24936531
Famy, im the one you replied to, and it's not that bad jesus most of you females just need confidence but the sad thing is that the "fembots" that get filled with confidence just turn into stacys so why bother
>>24937154
lmao dude my nose is bigger than that and I have had women 7/10s approach me.
Your nose is not a problem.
Is this now a nose thread?
>>24937154
u think ur nose is big?
>JUST
>>24937580No one nose. :^)
>>24935870
I think they're great, you can carry off the slim look.
>>24935870
>implying small boobs aren't the best boobs
>>24935870
>one shot at life
>born as an american male
>automatically have your penis mutilated at birth so shekelberg can use the fibroblasts in your foreskin to make expensive facecream for stacy
>arousal is difficult and painful for me because I can't feel anything bast the circumcision line
foregen please help me
>>24935870
Literally doesn't matter. If you're not fat, dress nice and smile, and be a complete slut for him and only him
No-ones likes a non-virgin so choose well you only have one shot.
Also if you're fat then tough luck you're as wanted as a short guy
>>24936779
All of the breasts look ok.
>>24937707
I guess he has a point, if I knew a girl who would be loyal yet slut it out for me I'd be hers for life. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
>ywn fuck Rebbub's boypussy
;`;
>>24937696
Don't forget
>so stacey comedians can make money by insulting men with non-mutilated dicks
>>24937797
>tfw sucessfully redpilled my jewish mother on circumcision
>watch the remorse come flooding into her after I send her links to legitimate medical studies on why it's harmful
>supports my goal of getting regenerative surgery done
Fuck this, as soon as I can I'm moving to Europe. The US medical system is a literal meatgrinder.
All small boob fembots have a chance now to post their gorgeous supple tits
>>24937906
>one chance at life
>born goyim
>>24936815
2 is fine. As long as you're not 1 or 6(or above) you're good.
>Get only one chance at life
>Get born withbig tits
>As a male
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>one chance at life
>born in a third world country
You motherfuckers living in USA or UROP should be fucking grateful.
born hindu, multiple chances at life
>>24937983
>tfw like being jewish
>learn more about circumcision after stumbling upon an article about it one day last year
>completely distraught over what I've found
>question my entire identity
>eventually renounce my faith
>feel sickened every time I see anything having to do with judaism
>hate islam equally because they do this to kids as well
I was emasculated against my will and I feel like a lesser man because of it. Maybe we are subhumans you know?
>>24937983
I want to put it in your butt.
>>24938145
Jesus-sama wouldn't approve, lad.
sodomers go to hell
>>24938232
Amen.Does that mean Eros fueled Hellenistic frottage is okay? Because I'm not really down with that either.
homo's not okay
>>24935870
>Born with small boobs
Luckily there's puberty coming in a decade or so
>>24938115
Fool, that's you covenant with God.
He keeps the skin safe for you in a god pouch and gives it back when you return from temporary Jew-Hell that all must visit upon deth to be prepared for the blessings of Heaven.
got hates america
>>24935870
Learn to suck a good dick. That will be your remedy. You'll be allright.
![20151212_162403[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4KJH08V.jpg "20151212_162403[1].jpg")
>tfw people with small nose complaining about nose
>have literal jew nose
>>24935870
small to mediums are my favs
>>24938429
fuck off an
>>24937983
>circumcised
>don't really care
I mean, I don't plan on getting my son circumcised, but I'm not enjoying jerking off any less.
we should not jerk off
>>24938463
Got anymore Chun-Li?
I talked to a Chinese girl online yesterday and I asked her to do her hair like that and show me her asshole but she wouldn't
>have DD boobs
>lost 80 pounds
>they got bigger
>>24936347
Oh shut the fuck up, bitching about no tits or ass. If thats you in pic id tear that ass apart. Your body is fine ffs and i know im not the only person who would dive right into that ass. Go get yourself a good dicking and stop thinking no one will want you.
>>24938503
lmsketch.tumblr.com
Here's the artist for you.
>>24936886
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(This is now an original comment)
>they think there are women on r9k
ONE LIFE
ONE CHANCE
am
>handsome
>tall
>muscular
>women approach me all the timebut you're fucking autistic because it runs on your dads side and both your parents had you in their 30s and despite having a very high IQ, people still treat you like you're a child
>>24937154
You're over scrutinizing
>have huge tits
>am male
Jdimsa
>>24938404
Man fuck God, or rather, fuck the religiously and economically motivated cunts who sell amputated baby flesh for $500 a vial to pharmecudical companies.
fucking hell what a life
>>24935870
>Get one chance at life.
>Born with no boobs.>Born with no vagina.
>>24938549
how is this bad. Trade with me
>B/C cup
>perky nips but no cleavage at all
>somewhat compensate with ass
>>24938651
you mean the anti-god people, people who are not good
>>24938463
Any less than something you've never experienced and thus can't compare with circumcised masturbation?
Cool story.
>>24938671
Why would you trade for that?
You sound like you have a noice body.
At least I'd give you a go.
>Get one chance at life
>Get stuck with flat chest
>No one has said a word negative about it, and men say I look extremely cute.
>>24935985
well, you could fix it with surgery as well
might look weird tho
>>24935870
dont worry so much typical female
>>24935870
>>24935905
I was going to say this but yeah, some guys like small tits/ass but no woman like small dicks.
gtfo you have nothing to complain about.
>bunch of staceys bragging about their perky tits covertly
Try having saggy gigantic mammary glands and no ass. Normal men like small perky chests, only men with major mommy issues like knee-length cowtits.
>born with no tits
>want some sort of sex appeal at least
>work out to improve ass
>now it keeps getting grabbed or pinched or slapped at work
I just wanted to be able to get a boyfriend. I didn't ask for this.At least I kind of feel hot now.
>>24938769
>BOO HOO I AM PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
Literally just leave this board you fucking whore
>>24938671
...
I'm going to kill myself, because if I told you to kill yourself, you probably wouldn't, so killing myself is the only option left.
>>24938789
mystery could you stop being an obnoxious fucking tripfag you're literally as much of a whore as anyone else in this thread
>>24938789
well she just wants a bf
>>24938789
Shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking bitch.
>>24938769
I bet you love every second of it, don't you? Naughty little bitch.
>>24938769
>>24938789
>tfw this board has attracted enough females to the point where they shitpost at each other over female things.
>>24938769
>now it keeps getting grabbed or pinched or slapped at work
I'd fucking flip my shit if this happened to me.
What kind of country do you live in?
>>24938856
she jokingly allows it
>>24938835
It's very annoying. I like being called cute but I don't like just having my ass grabbed. It weirds me out.
>>24938856
I live in Canada. The thing is, we have all this stuff on the books about employee rights, but if you speak up you're going to get fired, end of line. I really can't lose this job.
>>24938856
i grab her everyday, feels good man
>>24936815
Would still fondle and suck, sugartits.
As long as they're perky and firm, all breasts are good breasts, no matter the size.
>>24938714
Having no boobs is legitimately bad. It's a womanly feature.
>>24938804
If you're killing yourself over a post on a japanese anime image board that's pretty sad desu
>>24938789
mystery have you missed the countless posts from your orbiters calling you pretty or cute? by that logic you should leave
>>24936779
>6 is top
Wow, fucking gross. Who wants giants sacks of fat smacking them in the face if she's on top?
>>24938892
>Canada
Yeah, going to work with a bunch of Indians would probably not be fun for a female with a shapely ass.
can we boycot american movies
>>24938911
>take off my bra sensually
>you hear a loud thud as my breasts hit the ground
>>24938911
You're being too hard on yourself.
"womanly feature" or not, I'm being honest when I say that I would enjoy your body.
>>24938940
1st world pepz
>>24938940
Most of the guys I work with are white, but the few indians I've known have been ridiculously thirsty. Got my eyes open for a better job somewhere else, anyway. Maybe they'll leave my ass out of the greetings.
>>24935905
This. Women can even get surgery to enlarge titties. Surgery to enlarge my tiny dick would render it useless but big.
>Literally nothing fucking works.
>Nobody cares to help us medically or otherwise.
>Women who take up every cause still abandoned us.
>This will never change
>I will never get to be a father to my own children with a loving mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-faF0ZANLk
>>24939041
all cuz of small dick
>>24939041
Just use a strap on, you cucK
>>24939041
surgery tits are very much useless
>rock hard
>no jiggle
>i can feel the saline bag through her skin when i squeeze it
>>24938976
kekold
memeold
>>24938995
Hahahah. Being American with indian in me, that does not surprise me.
I remember when I went up north from texas over there to visit family, indians were literally everywhere. It was actually kind of alarming.
No joke, at some points they'd non-stop talk about how they'd rape a white girl if they couldn't wife one.
It was from that trip alone that I was really glad my parents raised me to be a proud 'murican.
Shame you had to learn it the hard way, but now that you know, I'm sure things will come up when you find a new job.
>>24939084
let another man fuck her
>>24939084
I think you forget "shekold", good friend.
>>24939090
I wish I'd never tried to tone my ass. Should've just cut my hair, and tried to go for the tomboy appeal instead.
>>24939078
>I HATE FAKE BOOBS!!! RIGID!!!! CAN'T JIGGLE
>I HATE SAGGY BOOBS!!!!!! MUST BE PERKY!!!!!!!!!
literally shut the fuck up, the only boobs that are "acceptable" for men are the boobs of an early-blooming 13 year old, before they start sagging. i can't wait until ww3 hits full force and this planet is blown to shreds
>>24939136
18yo did the job for me
>>24939060
>yes
>>24939072
Hoping I can find a girl like this anon, I really am.
>>24939078
They still get dick of their choosing
does anyone know of any porn movies with breast smothering and lactation? like tender breastfeeding
thats my #1 fetish honestly
>>24938958
rather that than needing a push up bra
>>24938976
alright i'll take your word for it. I just think I'd look better with tits twice/three times the size they are now
>>24939041
The answer to fixing things isn't surgery, it's expensive and not practical. Do you think every woman with small boobs has the money and motivation to care for surgically enhanced breasts? There's nothing you can change about your dick, there's no use crying about it.
>>24939128
>I wish i'd never...
Why? You improved yourself. You shouldn't feel bad because of something good you did.
>Should've cut...
If it isn't threatening to your life, you don't need to downgrade yourself for others. Any and all changes you make should always be for you.
It'd reflect poorly on your character if you did otherwise.
>>24939200
>not knowing were to get free porn
underage spotted
>>24939200
www.google.com senpai
>>24939231
omg how stupid are you. literally retard
>>24939239
you'd be surprised how hard it is to find what i was describing
>>24935905
Not true familia. Small feminine dicks are cute. Especially on traps.
>>24939223
>need to pee
>sit down on the toilet
>fall through because no ass/hips
>>24939223
Anon, other than being pointlessly upbeat and dying alone with a crushing realization that I never had children and thus never fulfilled one of my 3 life goals.
>>24939329
>>24939223
What do?
PreventOriginalityFilter.exe
>>24939299
Your poor use of the English language is horrendous.
>>24939358
oh my g
>>24939328
Shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking whore.
>>24938789
the nastiest stacy roastie whore is more of a robot than a fucking tripdyke.
>>24939328
I have too much butt, let's have a transplant.
Fucking oestrogen in the water supply.
>>24938769
>born with a nice ass
>no one slaps or pinches itbecause I'm a boy.
I wanna feel hot too...
>>24936531
Ur that trans person who complains about their nose and forehead all the time? Pls post more pics
>>24939160
>They still get dick of their choosing
of course, most men have no taste, if anything it turns them on that the woman wants to please him so much she paid thousands to stick an inanimate objects into herself.
>>24939416
>tfw you will never inject a femanon's fat into your butt
>tfw you will never cut off some titty and donate it to a femanon
>>24939448
inly trannies on 4chan
>>24939425
We can hang out and slap each other's asses.
>>24939231
It's just such a hassle. It's nice being in better shape but I go to work to work, not to socialize.
>>24939439
Most men have no taste because they CANT afford to have taste. How can I get a gf if 75% of women dismiss me onsight because I am not attractive enough? Even ugly women can wear makeup and become average this is the issue.
The only women even willing to date me are fat. I will never date a fat women because I would never allow my body to look like that. The fact that someone willingly lets themselves be obese or overweight is the biggest turn off in the world.
>>24939448
>you will never bodyswap a femanon and tie her up as you use her body to be thugged by 20 niggers as she watches and cries before switching back and leaving her mindbroken with cum dripping out of all of her holes
>>24939494
>B-but m-muh genetics!
>>24939494
women store fat easier so its shitty to judge them based on that alone. For guys it's much harder to gain fat so you are associating being a slob with being fat which isn't the case for women.
