Hey there,
I'm six foot. I'm the best at what I do in my country (Rapping. I've gotten my props from the top of the top in USA.) I'm on radio, I have a long - long list of accomplishments. I've just turned twenty. My dick is 7.5 inches - every girl I've fucked comments on it. Every ex of mine (Single at the moment, I have eight or nine girls I can hit up to fuck when I like) tells me I'm the best they've ever had. I've made them cum more times than you will ever make them in one session. I used them and broke their hearts.
I conversate with legends, I'm gang connected - and I'm the guy to ask about fixing your life up. I have people asking me constantly to bring them up, asking me for favors - asking me for bullshit.
So here's your chance. Ask me something. Anything.
OP trip.
Your going to get old and ugly. You might also catch gonaherpasyphalitusAIDS. Some day you're going to die. What will people remember you as? A walking dildo?
What's it feel like to have a good life because your genes came together in just the right way?
>"Chad"
>Bragging on /r9k/
Okay anon
>>24935676
Of course - so will you. Condoms are important, you think I'm going to fuck my life over for a female?
It's not what people remember you for, but the fact that you're remembered.
>>24935711
Everything I have I worked for. Nothing was given to me. Genetically I am no different from anybody else.
>>24935717
Well, I doubt I fit in your normie classification. I'm just playing by your rules.
>>24935629
Link to your hippity hoppy looney tunes?
Surely you can link us a blazing hot forest fire record?
>>24935629
>I'm 6 foot
If you're in a white country that isn't exceptional.
>>24935827
No. Having my name linked to 4chan in any way is a huge hit PR-wise.
>>24935629
Why should i care about the opinions of some faggot who was born living life on easy mode and sought out a nigger career for morons?
do you believe in a god or reincarnation or karma or whatever
could you even love a girl after you see what shallow whores they are
who's the biggest name you've ever preformed with
What does penis taste like?
What's a person to do when they have no money, no means, and no connections with other people?
your favourite drink, monsieur chadeau?
>>24935848
No, but I figured it'd make short people mad - and I found that funny. I'm pretty average heightwise.
>>24935876
I actually didn't grow up on easy mode. I took myself out of the ghetto. I rap because it's the closest thing to poetry these days and an easy way to express my opinion.
>>24935889
I actually believe in none of these.
It depends on the female. The second I hear the words ''threesome'' or something similiar from them regarding their sexual history however - I discard feelings for them.
''I ain't never met a bitch that ain't need a little guidance,
So I dismiss her past until she disappoints your highness''
>>24935892
You'd be better off asking that to a female relative of yours, not me.
>>24935876
Well, when former robots who changed their lives come here to give advice they're shouted down as normies, so you may as well listen to this faggot.
He's most likely rusing you though.
>>24935629
>I'm six foot.
Isn't that a bit short for Chad?
>>24935906
Investigate the root cause of these problems. Hustle, make that money. There is always a way to make money - no matter how little. You start off small and begin upwards in that regard.
As for connections with people, what the fuck do you think Facebook is for?
>>24935733
>It's not what people remember you for, but the fact that you're remembered.
Okay judging from this alone you're a moron who spouts platitudes.
>>24935629
>girls
>cumming
nice meme "chad"
>>24936025
>giving your personal information to the digital jew
shiggy diggy doo
>>24936006
How do i change my life when i have severe autism and am 5'3
>>24936026
Okay, in all honesty they'll probably remember me as a legend. They'll point to my sales, my achievements and accomplishments. They'll tear my personal life apart and pour over it, finding out as much as they can. Whether they paint me as a hero or a villain after my death is out of my control; but either way - a legend.
>>24936018
Money, fame and power go a long way into correcting shortcomings in the eyes of females.
>>24936092
Sex change. :^)
>>24936100
lol at this delusion
>>24936100
No, you're still stupid, because you thought it mattered that you will be remembered. I've done nothing with my life but I'm glad I'm not as dumb as you.
>>24936092
Be comfortable with yourself. Be open about it. The reason people see you as fucking wierd is probably because you're so self-concerned about being fucking wierd. People appreciate honesty.
>>24935852
Don't you pay people to fix your fuck ups?
Atleast give us a line.
>>24936149
No, you asked me what I thought I would be remembered as. When I avoided the question, I'm a ''moron'' for spouting platitudes. When I answer the question, I'm ''stupid'' for thinking the question matters. You're a fuckboy.
>>24936159
People pay me not to fuck up.
>>24936159
OP is almost certainly lying anyways. Even if he isn't, do you really want to be anything like >>24936152? The dumbshit probably thinks he's wise.
>>24936229
So are you Kyle Lucas?
>>24936100
>Money, fame and power go a long way into correcting shortcomings in the eyes of females.
That is true, but being Chad specifically means that you are genetically gifted in every way.
>>24936229
I didn't ask you that question, retard, look at the name field. And you didn't avoid the question, you responded with some meaningless bullshit you thought sounded cool. That exposed you for being stupid. Anyways, I can't say I'm surprised. I would expect this level of critical thought from a hip hop "artist", or somebody imitating one.
>>24935761
>7.5 inch dick
>nothing was given to me
ok
>>24935629
>conversate
>CONVERSATE
>>24935761
>Genetically I am no different from anybody else.
Do you even know what Chad means?
>>24936328
>>24936358
>>24936495
I have a large dick, besides that I wasn't hugely blessed in any other capacity.
>>24936332
I bet you must feel lonely. It's okay.
>>24936302
No, I'm larger. Although he's worked with Marc Goone - who I've talked to a little.
>>24936670
Then you are not Chad, you're a succesful man.
Your thread would be of greater value if you adressed yourself as such instead to avoid confusion.
>>24935629
>I'm the best at what I do in my country (Rapping. I've gotten my props from the top of the top in USA.) I'm on radio
Nigga you finna post some proof if you want us to believe that
>>24936840
This
>Go to http://vocaroo.com/?upload
>Spit some freestyle
>We'll guess what rapper you are
Nobody will tell....or at least I won't
>>24936928
He gotta post something if he want to seem credible. How are you just supposed to even believe what he is claiming?
>>24936670
>I bet you must feel lonely. It's okay.
You're terrible at this if this is the best you can do. I understand you're an egotistical faggot who needlessly brags before giving shitty advice, so it really hurts you when a random on the internet blows you the fuck out, but sometimes you have to take those. A reply this weak is way more pathetic than just closing the tab and never coming here again.
>>24936818
Chad is synonymous with successful man though. Chads get all the women because they are better than us in every way. Robots have some idea in their head that Chads are all morons or something, but it's not true, they just win at life.
>>24937196
>Chad is synonymous with successful man though.
Not quite.
Chad is succesful because he won the genetic lottery, not because he worked hard.
>>24935629
Are you black or wite? Just wondering because i think that white people shouldnt rap
>>24935629
The only robot-y mainstream rappers I can think of are Hopsin and maybe Tech N9ne.
>>24935629
Hey Chad I'm gonna lose my virginity next weekend, any advice on how to not bust quick?
>>24935629
what do your feet smell like?
post them ;)
>>24935629
can you send me a link to one of your rap songs
>>24935629
i-i-i've fucked girls! p-pls believe me!
Go on vocaroo and spit some bars for us familia.
You can change up your flow and voice
Chief Keef is 6 ft and 20 years old but I don't think he knows how to type. Or if he's even literate.
Denzel Curry is 20 idk his height though
Maybe you're Pouya? Idk I'm thinking of rappers who are complete fucking losers
>>24935629
Are you a black?
Chief Keef
>6 ft
>Just turned 20
>Collab and more with Kanye
>>24939743
> I'm the best at what I do in my country (Rapping. I've gotten my props from the top of the top in USA
This implies OP's fantastical character does not live in america.
>>24939743
Yeah nigger I just said that look like 2 replies above you. But chief keef pretty retarded, you think he could type all this? Literally an ape.
Thaiboy digital?
Faggot bitch op has left the thread. He got tired of lying on the internet like a bitch
