>Tfw I measured myself again
>Thought I was 5'11
>Am actually 5'8
>Am 5'8 with a 13 year old voice, who can't grow a full beard at 23
>This is why no one takes me seriously
>This is why girls behind to counter try to hold back laughter when I speak
>This is why people think am gay
>This is why teenagers still talk about me on public transportation
It's all fucking clear now...
>>24935154
I'm 23 as well
5'9"
can't grow proper facial or body hair at all
voice is strange mixture between an adult's and a child's
I'm a KHV
my whole life is joke
it isn't going to get better
>Be 5'8.5''
>Tell girls I'm 6'0"
>they believe me
women suck at spatial awareness dude
>>24935154
Are you me? What is the solution to this?
>tfw still look and get treated like I'm 16 even though I'm 22
I feel you, 5'8 here. Dislike my voice but I guess it's the voice of a 20 year old if I'm lucky (I'm 24). As far as /shitbeards/ go, how shit is this? It makes a big improvement to my babbyface
>>24936193
Is this Brandon? Either way my taste isn't great but I think it looks fine
>>24936193
not too bad as long as you keep it trimmed and tidy. some girls like the scruffy thing
>>24936023
>What is the solution to this?
Who said there was one? :^)
Honestly, best thing you can do is dress as maturely as possible, get a mature haircut style, act your age but more importantly, grow a fucking spine to bat away the haters
>>24936228
No I'm not that faggot
>>24936249
Thanks m8. I only just started growing the sideburns because they were absolute trash until fairly recently (shaving around the neck makes it look a lot better too) so I was sticking with a goatie and shitty thin moustache for years, but now it all blends in ok.
>extremely monotone voice makes me talk like a robot
>everyone notices instantly, even coworkers.
Why did this happen to me? I'm supposed to be a God.
>6'2"
>decent bear growth
>keep it as 3-day beard since my beard is blonde and I dont wanna look like a disney admiral
>keep being told voice is alpha/like an old man on 4chan and in real
>always get commented on size/voice manly hands manly this and that etc.
Feels good desu.
>>24936193
Pretty good. Men grow more hair as they get older (why old guy have hair sticking out their nose and ears) so it should fill in more in the decades to come.
>tfw not Jon Hamm mode
>>24935154
>31
>6'0"
>can't into facial hair
>sound like 15yr old
>also get shit from teenagers
>>24935154
Are you /johnnydepp/ mode?
>>24936193
At least you're not /johnnydepp/ mode.
>>24936359
>Why did this happen to me?
Because you were mentally and/or physically abused and put down through your upbringing so you stopped expressing your thoughts and emotions as a defence mechanism to stop being as vulnerable and protect yourself from further damage.
Look at every young small normal child on the planet. They express themselves openly and lively with their vocal chords and body language because they were allowed to by everyone around them. People like you and me were not.
>>24935154
I can't grow a proper beard at almost 30 and my voice sounds stupid, people take you seriously if you carry yourself well in other ways.
Dress well, get reasonably fit and you're fine. You're not even full manlet.
>>24936431
Oh shi-
Why does he even grow out his "sideburns"?
Tash game is strong tho
>>24936521
And he's probably more successful than every person who has ever visited this site more than once.
Don't let the number of hairs on your face determine who you are and will be, guys.
>>24936362
you shitdick basterd bich
>mfw i always thought i was 6', but i finally measured myself, and i'm 5'11"
>tfw 5'6
not even bothered
>>24936431
Nope. Like pic related but with a rounder face.
>>24936698
I know that feel, although I'm like 5'11.75''. I can lie and say 6 feet no problem and no one will ever know, but it will still be a lie and I will always know that.
>Thought I was 5'11
>Am actually 5'8
that's gotta hurt
>>24936491
There are boatloads of physical and mental disorders that appear during puberty or early twenties etc.
>>24936359
That's literally a negative symptom of schizophrenia man.
>>24935154
LOL.
did u really think u were 5'11?
LOL
>complaining about 5'8"
You shitstains need to gtfo, 5'6" is where the real hardcore shit starts. Bonus points if you live in a country where the average male height is 6'.
Why do people not know their height?
And this is hilarious i was like 10 when i was that short.
If women werent shallow and picky youd be fine but they are.
>>24937743
Dude women dont care, they dont see 5ft 6 or 5ft 10, they see above 6ft and below 6ft.
>>24937935
That's bullshit and you know it is, cunt
>>24937896
>And this is hilarious i was like 10 when i was that short.
It's 1 or 2 standard deviation away from the norm in the UK/US for a fully grown adult male. Get the fuck out chad
>>24935154
well I am 24 years old and high school girls at train are telling me to take their seat. they obviously thing I am an elder...
>>24937935
>there is no difference between being short but taller than 80% of the women and being shorter than most women
The 5'8 guy has about twice the dating pool of a 5'6 guy.
>>24937601
also autism dude, doesnt mean he's a schizophrenic autist though
>>24935154
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVE IT LUCKY I'M 5'4 I'D KILL SOMEBODY FOR A FEW INCHES.
>5' 11''
>stand near a 5' 10'' person
>he claims I'm shorter
>stand next to him
>I'm clearly taller
>another person says I'm shorter
death
>>24935154
Assuming the last time you measured yourself was 2 years ago, you're shrinking at a rate of approximately 1.5in/year
You'll be a midget by your 30th birthday
>>24940040
science truly is magical
adam and jamie would be proud of your application of the sicentific method, Dr. Anonymous
t.bh lads how do you measure yourself? i used to just stand with my back to wall, use a ruler and set it flat on my head, then mark off where the ruler touched the wall at 90' angle, then used a footlong ruler to count up from the ground how many times to reach the mark
but that gives my height as 5.10 which in no way can be correct so how do i do it pls ty
>>24935154
My voice is so deep I sound like a retard, not in a good way either more like an emotionless autist with no tone.
>>24939969
>when beta 5'2" manlets think they are tall
