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>>24934985
>tfw don't have online access to the account where my money is put
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Do we go to the same bank, OP? Could you give me a few bucks?
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need to get back into csgo betting desu
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about 100euros
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>>24934985

I have about 8 bucks in my pocket.
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>>24935057
Bumping, please give me just a couple bucks OP, I need money for food I have nothing in my fridge
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>tfw on benefits
;_;
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I just took out a relative fuckload for a holiday coming up
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stay mad wagekucks
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Minus 500 quid

Being poor is suffering. When I get paid next week I will go back to zero or 100 then back into the overdraft.
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>>24934985
>mfw i have to get timing belt changed next year
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>>24935344

what are your expenditures and earnings, ffam?
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>>24934985
I just bought 04 chevrolet impala
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>>24935232
If you were here I'd give you my spare change.
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About 3000 Euros. Never worked a day in my life and live on my own.
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No online banking, but last I saw it was ~$25,000.

Not bad for wagekuking at a minimum wage job for two years. Still live with my parents so no rent charges!
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>>24935414
lt's the thought that counts
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>>24935400

>2015
>Still using BofA
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>>24935388
It's my fault mostly since I like to buy vidya and tech stuff. Probably about 100 worth of stuff at least. (A few games on sale usually)
Usually I get around 660 a month. 200 goes to my parents.I buy extra shopping when we need it also.
I've spent the year recovering my account, since I was about -2000 down due to Uni being so fucking expensive.
Hopefully in a few months I'll be in savings.
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>>24935484
Just kidding, my stomach is rumbling and the thoughts cannot satisfy it
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309 wagekekbux
>kill me
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>>24935505
Better than chase and wells Fargo from my experience
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>>24935651
I was about to say thank you for making me feel good about being selfish.

The truth is I'm not giving you any money because it's my money and I need all of it. Sorry.
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>tfw don't have more money
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If I am going to buy motorcycle most of this will be gone.
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>>24935261
was about to ask if you were a brit but then saw the pound sign and felt stupid
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>>24934985
>mfw 150k euro in stocks/flat but only 3k euro in my bank account.
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>>24935641
>Probably about 100 worth of stuff at least

>i waste money on autism
>reee why am i so poor
fuck you, honestly.
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Still got some left.
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>>24936553
go back to reddit with your newfagness
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>before holiday shopping
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>>24934985
I have 8 dollars to my name at the moment. Going on weed or cigarettes.
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>>24936633
mad wagekek
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>>24936651
I feel bad for you my man.
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Hanging in there barely
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>>24936467
please don't bomb us
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chad here, sup
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whoever feels poor, dont worry

recent study showed that more than 51% of people aged 18-27 have less than 1k in savings in US


and US salaries are (depending on field) 20~60% higher than their counterparts in Europe, let alone Asia
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I don't have a job, this is just settlement money. Only part of it, actually. Ask me again in 6 months and it will probably be 6 figures.
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$10000 in the bank
$1500 in a credit union
$15 in my wallet
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>>24938321
What happened to you?
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>>24938321
>checking
seriously
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I'm too afraid to look. Probably have like -$100.
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>>24937604
nice dude, looks better than mine, and im a doctor (residency salary)
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>>24938393
What?

>>24938372
High speed car accident that wasn't my fault. I have implants now.
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I figured my paycheck would be in by now but nope.
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>>24938586
post cyborg parts pls
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>>24934985
She brought the globes balances en een flinke dot insanity!
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>>24938723
Sorry senpai, a picture of my x-ray could give me away, and I don't want people to know how much money I have (or how much I'm getting). I'll say that there's a rod and screws.
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I'm at like $500, fucking drugs man
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>>24938807

you are on 4chan m8
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I have like 120 right now, one check coming wednesday, probably 3 hundred ish.
And I started doing lyft/uber so i'll be making more money faster by next week in time to blow it all on gifts and bills and car.
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Only way I can see my balance is on my phone and the app blocks screen shots

I have 42 euro cents I don't think i'd lie about that
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>all this money and still can't afford to buy a decent apartment
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a little over 400. want to save up
being poor and stupid sucks
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I've got this, 4k in cash, and about 5k in a 401k. I live in the shitend of Muricaland so I plan to use this to buy a house. I'll probably end up killing myself and no one will find me for two months like my uncle... so goes the life of a worthless kv robot.
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>>24938919
Buy land.
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>>24938983
Just send me the money then you fag, if you're going to off yourself at least make yourself useful and provide me with some survival money so I don't die.
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>>24938919
>buy
>apartment
>being a citykek
>EVER
jesus fucking christ.

Is this why people laugh when others brag about making $30 an hour? Is living as a citykek THAT expensive?
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>>24939047
>being a ruralkek
>EVER
And no it isn't.
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>single life
>single life
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>>24939132
>student money
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>>24938983
why, bruv? no gf? you got brain problems?

not trying to come across like a twat but if i had that kind of money i'd run around and do shit for lels.
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>>24939047
>>24938987
I just want to rent it out as an investment property. It wouldn't even be in the city, it'd be out in the suburbs.

I live in Sydney though, we have insane housing prices.
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Better post: Post your recent transactions
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>>24939258
A lifetime of a shit tier, wagekek job as a friendless, ugly, kv loser is like being slowly killed by a midget with a wooden spoon. After I move out of my mom's disgusting rundown house, I'll be living paycheck to paycheck from the mortgage. I don't think I'll be able to take it, but my mom is kicking me out...
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>>24935383
How did you make your tripcode say hitler?
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It's getting a little better
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>>24939558
Working part-time, spending every dime on booze and food. Sounds like a college robot to me.
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>>24935232

How serious are you anon? Post a timestamp of your arm to prove you are a male also.
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>>24939558
I pay for everything with cash bro. You should start doing that too.
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only money i have to my name.

Maybe i have 5 bucks in my wallet.
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>not posting your debt as well
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>>24940045
I owe about 75k for student loans. I'm gonna default on them eventually.
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>>24935331
neet trips checked
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No debt, no job.
300$ in my wallet.
L-liven the dream.
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$6,000 at the moment. Who jelly here?
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>>24940099
how do you just "default" on loans?
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750 pounds but something like 17500 pounds of student loans (although I dont pay till I make at least 21k a year.)

fucking robot let me post the pound sign
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>>24940303
Last I checked you could, it's just that it takes an extremely long time for that to happen.
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>>24940385
and when you do pay it back, let's say you're earning 30k a year you'll be paying back 30 pounds a month pretty much. It's a joke of a loan
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>>24935331

>stay mad wagekucks

> flashes a day and a halfs pay

Wew lad
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I top 100k with my other checking and saving accounts
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I need so much more.
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>>24934985

98 Pounds in current account, but 38 to come out tomorrow for phone/internet bill. I'm quite a poorfag.
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>>24939558
All mine say is AmiAmi
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One of my accounts

To NEETs:
>you never even see this kind of money

To wagefriends:
>if you are determined, you will make it

Keep truckin, friendos
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>>24941807
another account
>tfw losing 5k is no longer even worth noting

Five years ago it would have destroyed me
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>>24934985
>20,000 in the bank
>posting here
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!ODPWSFKAOSDDSA
YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY CLOTHES AND REAL FOOD YOU ARE
A
NORMIE
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>>24941807
>>24941930
Fake. Story doe?
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AU dollars
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>>24934985
40k savings minus 24k Student loans equals 16k total pounds in the bank
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Literally $0. I might actually have negative.

fml just end it now
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>>24936467
you could set up a jewelry shop just above your lawyer office!
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>>24934985
>>24936467
>>24937604
>>24941807
>>24941930

aye white boy lemme get dat befo I blast all a yall crackas.
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Inever earned any of this, just family dying.
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>>24941807
fake and gay. crappy b8.
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>>24938321
i dont understand 5 or 6 figures .
let me a europe bro , what is 6 figure ...
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>>24942488
your family isn't worth very much.
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have 10.000 euros in my suitcase , BC government is checking it bc if you have money you cant get any shit done.
on my bank accoount around 2.000 euro;s.
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>>24939698
there's a bruteforce program out there which tests all possibilities (takes some time) and reports back which tripcode produces the desired string.
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>>24941807

Is there anything you'd want us to do for even $10? Most of us are poorfags and you could have some fun
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>>24942488
you'r blessed.
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>>24942488
what the fuck, why is the dot and comma backwards?
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>>24942657
everything is backwards in euroland.
Streets are backwards. Dates are backwards. Even their dicks are backwards.
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>>24942574
A bit. But most of it is still in houses, and 25k are at another bank invested.
>>24942640
Id rather have family :(
>>24942657
Europoor
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>>24942657

German way of doing numbers.
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doin ok i guess
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>this is the chad cancer i'm sharing this board with...
it feels horrible... yeah i'm done with this site, going back to wizchan.

Bane for president!
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>>24942912
>using ellipses
>implying having savings makes you chad
>implying youre not underage
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>>24942912
OP here, I am not Chad; I live with my parents, pay no rent, buy no food, have no friends, and no hobbies. All I have is a good job and I save every penny of it. I am the most boring man of all time.
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>>24939689
Why not try to improve yourself/your life?
I don't earn much but I like what I do for a living, I'm not bad looking since I started taking good care of myself, I just mostly play games / hang out with gf / party like 2 times a week and honestly life's not bad. You just gotta keep trying man.
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>>24942956
i'm 27 and i only have 1k in my bank before my neet life is over, meanwhile i come here and see normalscum cancer bragging their 80k inheritance.
fuck this place. i'm out.
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>>24943034
why? so you can neet it up when you;re too old and broken to enjoy it?
what if you die tomorrow?
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>>24943087
I keep telling myself I'm saving to move to California. But really I just love a life of little to no expenses. Seeing my bank account grow gives me joy.
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Anyone here play with stocks?
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>>24939879
I'm very serious, anon

I can only buy some bread and make toast all week
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>>24941807
>>24941930
Nice fake, oy vey muh shekels
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4k plus $21 in my steam account trading up from $20 (I bought $10 worth of games too)

thats like $4.02k
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>>24943238
>But really I just love a life of little to no expenses. Seeing my bank account grow gives me joy.
Truly the best of poor obedient goyim
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>>24943310

Post paypal with that same arm, do you prefer dollar or pounds?
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>>24940951
>day and a half earns you 1000

oh yeah, so you earn $62 an hour?

uh huh, yeah ill bet, robot.
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>>24935417

probably going to want to convert that to USD soon
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>tfw $0.02 balance
>tfw unemployable because my fucking parents forced me into mental health treatment shit that stays on record forever
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>>24934985
>Keeping more than a month's expenses in a checking/savings account. Enjoy getting raped by inflation
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>>24943849
where should I keep it then, mr economist man?
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>>24943881

Buy shares in Shekelberg ltd, goy!
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>>24943672
I prefer dollars
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pfft get on my fucking level neetcuks
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>>24943923

can't read that 4th letter anon

is it [email protected]?
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>>24943713
$62 an hour is really not that unreasonable if you've worked a trade for a decent time or do /g/ shit.
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>>24943953
it's [email protected]

I write my a's weird
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>>24941930
Wagekek in training, I will still never see money like that unless I decide to work in stocks or banking basically
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>tfw with my current insurance my medication copay costs $1700 a month

Feels great to be alive
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I usually have nothing left after rent and phone bill and gas. I need to find a better job.
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>>24944044

Sorry about this anon but paypal wants me to do a security check with a phone I don't have anymore. Their UK call centres don't open until 9am on Sundays so I can't send anything at the moment.

I'm not the millionaire btw, but in May when I couldn't afford food a robot sent me some money so I could eat, I always promised myself I'd return the favour some day, so I'll definately send you something as soon as I get this fucking paypal account back open.
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>tfw a richfag will never take pity on you, and spend money on trying to find out what your mystery illness is with top professionals so that you can get back on your feet and live your life

Money isn't everything, but in some cases it really is, and I am a frugal man who loves the basics of life.
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>>24944374
That's fine, anon, it's better than nothing. You're very kind and I appreciate anything I can get. I can survive for a while, I have my wits.
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[email protected] if anyone wants to send me shit
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I need 120 $ to pay to take my GED tests.

[email protected]

Please
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gotta love it when your work rekts your bank acc and only had this much money for 2 months
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>uni/wagekek
>5 years a wagekek
>only spend money on food and occasional vid
>no gf to spend money on
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40k in college debt though, unfortunately.
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>>24944374
Mine does too, wtf happened with paypal recently
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>>24944799
>recently
I'm guessing you've never been a PayPal seller. PayPal is one of the most abusive companies I know of.
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>>24944799

I tried sending pounds instead of dollars as that sometimes works apparently, didn't this time.

I downloaded the app, didn't work. I don't know but I'll call them tomorrow, never had trouble with paypal before.
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Can I have money to build a pc?
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not only did work fuck me over i was also supposed to move out next week but ive been dipping in to my savings account so [email protected] is my acc if anyone wants to help me out
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>>24944978
>ive been dipping in to my savings account

The horror! You have extra money for emergencies and you're using it in an emergency!

Try having no money at all. I haven't eaten in two days.
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>>24945025
I feel you been living on.water for around a week been stealing food to get by hopefully your shit improves
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>>24945077
i've been stealing food too
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All these anons so poor they have to go hungry/steal food

I've been there bros, I feel for ya.
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>>24945077
>>24945111
what do you guys do? my roommate used to nab blocks of cheese from Wal Mart. He'd walk around for twenty minutes with them in his pocket before leaving.
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>>24941807
What kind of investments do you have.
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>>24945132
Found a blind camera spot just stufd my pockets and walk out usually buy what i can afford. I dont like feeling like a scumbag
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>>24945163

Most likely born rich or very lucky.
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>>24945169
why not go on food stamps? the amount of people I see who use EBT on any given day at the store is absurd.
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>>24945132
really depends on where i am, and the layout of the store. today i went to a store with hot chicken wings and i boxed mine, left them in a random aisle, get a single soda with my foodstamp money, and put the chicken in my grocery bag and walk out. someties i just put shit in my pocket. and you know what else has worked for me? just walking in and getting exactly what you want and then just walking out of the store with confidence
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>>24945132
Work a shitty grocery store job. After we finish shift at night i stuff my pockets with food from shelves and freezers near the employee exit. There have been weeks where I didn't have to buy any food cause my stealing from the week piled up to be enough.
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umm

i dont know what this means
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>>24937604
>having 50k in checking
T O P K E K

dumbfuck.
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>>24945268
your bank's website is probably going through maintenance. or China is in there.
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>>24945200
I live in iceland middle of batshit no where no such thing here last time i was homeless i found a nice place in an apartment building next to a water heater was pretty cozy


Homeless crap isnt a big thing here and i cant apply for welfare cause of my "outstanding work history"
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I just spent a whole bunch of money. Need to get back to saving hardcore. I'm also switching to my first 6 figure job in 2016. Wish me luck boys
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>>24945025
my savings acc has been depleted for a month or so ive been living off stolen bread and water cus my parents dont ever give me food i know what its like to have no food and it feels bad man
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>>24944877
Nope I barely ever use paypal, got a security email today though.
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If anyone wants to send me anything so I can get some groceries or something I'd appreciate it
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>>24945025
>Try having no money at all. I haven't eaten in two days.

Good way to lose weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk
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>>24945363
How do you guys have internet and places of residency?
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Savings looks good but that's kind of a lie. Taxes aren't taken out of my paycheck, so I save the money I think I should be paying there. I should have 1150 in that account, but I'm short about 250 because I needed to buy new boots and a new espresso machine since my old ones fell apart/died. I have most of the money to put back in that account coming to me soonish, though. Spent almost 2k on Christmas gifts.
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>>24939738
about to go back down as I pay rent though
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Is Bank of America as bad as everyone says it is?

>>24945132
I take food from our expiration bin that's supposed to go in the dumpster, I don't really consider it stealing when the products are just getting thrown out.
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I have $35,000 in my checking/savings account.

It's quite a pathetic amount to have when you're 24 years old and have been working for over a year. Then again, I only make $15/hr even though I graduated college

feels fucking pathetic man
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>>24945505
It's a liability issue. If you get ill from food that isn't sold you could theoretically sue them.
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>>24945417

Usually income is so low that you sacrafice food for essential bills so you don't start to accumulate debt.

My email is [email protected] if anyone is feeling generous, but I'd rather you send it to [email protected] first as he needs it more.
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>>24945534
Do you want to feel better about yourself by helping a fellow anon buy some food and maybe some clothes from a thrift store?
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>>24945363
Whats your paypal? Robot filter passs
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>>24945579
[email protected] I think.....that email should work.
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robot panhandlers are funnier than real panhandlers because it's like picturing a street bum using the library computer.
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>>24945608

I hope you never have to be in the situation that I was once in, and other robots are in now.
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>mfw retarded robots leave their cash sitting in the Jew banks instead of investing it into index stocks so they can live off dividends

Apex kek
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>>24945534
That's not too bad, I'm 23 and only have 16k. It'd probably be over 20 if it weren't for having a car and getting my wisdom teeth taken out but I still feel like shit because I can't afford to go to college.
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>>24945629
I'm sorry, now I feel bad.
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>>24945363
>>24944481

>>24944275
>>24937468
Send these ppl monay
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about 250k USD
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>>24945579
>>24945597
Did it work? That's definitely my email..
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Back in May a robot sent me some money when I couldn't afford food, or gas money for my new job I was about to start that week.

My faith in humanity was restored that day. I'm going to send him a little christmas bonus in a week.

Being poor is bad enough, being a poor robot with no one offline to turn to is magnitudes worse.
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>>24945713
I'm in the same situation you were back then now. What feels worse is when someone gets your hopes but but it turns out they're just playing games because it amuses them.
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>>24945579
OK I guess you changed your mind. Thanks anyway anon. :)
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>>24945789

I don't know if you're referring to
>>24944374

but as soon as I can phone paypal when their call centre opens I'll send some money
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>>24945902
Thanks anon, that's the best news I've heard in the past two weeks.
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>>24934985

If I had over $100,000 I'm sure I'd be willing to set aside $100 to send 10 robots $10 each, but each to their own I guess.
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>>24945902
If you're serious then I'm at [email protected], I'll keep an eye out for later.
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>>24946050

I was the one who was going to send to [email protected] Don't know what happened to the guy who was going to send you money, he was a different guy.
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>>24946088
Well shit. Alright, thanks anyway I guess.
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>>24934985

$6.45

>mfw there's a charge for checking my balance.
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>>24945632
I am a procrastinating useless piece of shit but I'm slowly moving it out.

>index stocks
ITYM funds
Besides, if you get 5% returns after adjusting for inflation, that's only $5k for every $100k invested. You can't live comfortable off just investments until you have a fairly substantial amount of money.
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This is after I just payed for a new apartment
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>>24943881
Tax advantaged retirement accounts.
If already ira/401k are already maxed, buy index funds in taxable brokerage accounts
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If you have your own bank account then you are a normie and need to get the fuck out
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Getting by, barely.
:^)
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>>24946632
Retirement accounts are such bullshit. You should use them given that they're a thing, but they shouldn't exist in the tax code.

>employer matching doesn't count against my personal contribution limit
>ira limit lower than 401(k)
>tax treatment totally dictated by my employment circumstances

>dictated retirement age and early withdrawl penalties
>male, chronic health condition
>no individualized retirement age

Government shouldn't care how I got my money (if it's not illegal) or what I do with it, as long as I pay some kind of tax.
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>>24945268
bhcc?
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>>24936696
if that image were reversed, and a guy had his whore of a cheating gf with the same sign, they'd be people calling him a douche and jsut being general moralfags
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>Currently have 20
>Tfw I used to have hundreds saved to get me through the job search period
>tfw my family has legit reaped the money from me for menial things
>the female members of course
>I now have to hope I have enough for bus fair as I currently volunteer to gain experience and apply for jobs
>This was supposed to last me through that period.
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>>24947748
How did they get a hold of that much money?
Why did you let them?
Why haven't you told them to pay you back?
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>>24947807
They asked, said it was important and meant to go to bills. It didn't.
Because they'd probably kick me out if I didn't
I did, they pay me back it just takes long.
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Hope this cropping works.

This is before Xmas shopping and bus ticket to see family for Christmas.
I'm doing alright
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>>24935057
>>24935232
I don't think he managed to save 20,000 by giving money away to anonymous strangers on the internet.
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dis is something
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>>24948264
>>24946272
>>24945327
>>24944740
>>24942818
>>24942488

Why are you even here?

bloxx bloxx
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>mfw there a billionares in this world with so much wealth its incomprehensible

Everyone is just cheap change.
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>>24949980
This is very distressing. To think that if the average person had just %.01 percent of their wealth they'd be set for life.
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>no job
>receive government letter
>your debt to the state is now 20,000
>cry in bed
At least if I don't pay up for 20 years they'll give up
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>>24948759
More money does not fix being a robot
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>>24935331
>tfw you earn 200,000 a year as c++ developer

Can I even be called a wagekek? I fucking love my job, I make a good amount of cash, I'm not stressed, and I'm seeing a qt black girl who makes me feel like I'm taking a bubble bath in the warmest of waters whenever I'm with her

Honestly I shouldnt even be here anymore, I'm a full blown normie.
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>>24945200
>implying white people, let alone white males, can get welfare
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I have 20k from an inheritance, what should I do?
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>ctrl+shift+J
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>get online freelance jobs from retards
>outsource them to india for like $2/hr
>sit around and play vidya all day
>make bank
feels REALLY good t bh lads
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>>24951340
Oh come on, if you toss me $600 you wouldn't even miss it.
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>>24936656
>$8
>weed & cigarettes
pick one
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>Work twice a week for 4 hrs often less
>Brothers work every day starting at 4am and endling late afternoon, sometimes even weekends
>Still have more money than both of them

Why can't normies save money?
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>>24951093
Send me $500, and I'll tell you ;)

Do what you want with it.
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>>24934985
>checking $0.78
>savings $1.50

i'm fucked
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Saw this thread. I have $500 I was going to throw at a kickstarter and lose some taxes for "charity" spending, but first anon to reply to me with paypal info gets it.
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>>24952002
[email protected]

pls
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>>24951340
enjoy your money before you go to jail for tax fraud
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>>24952028

Doesn't mesh. Offer still stands. First to contact etc., but give me a reason to give a shit.
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>>24952057
I'm completely broke and jobless and don't even have any gas in my car to go to a job interview. It's not much of a reason, just pity shit I guess :\
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>>24952035
I pay tax on it lad
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>>24952089

What work did you do before
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>>24952110
Mostly labor jobs. Maintenance technician, hardwood flooring, home rennovation, cashiering, solar installation, etc. Been trying to get in the IT field of some sort, or something like an office job, just to try to develop skills in something that's not labor so I won't have a broken back down the road.
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>>24952163

Last thing. Write me a poem about your life. Doesn't have to be complicated. Something simple.
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>>24952187
Went down south to to a part of this
but you don't take a part in this
do you?
strategically living through the eyes of your oracle
the only metaphor for purpose of view

I'm really terrible with words. They make me cringe. Always have been better with melody/harmony over spoken word.
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26 years old.

Anyone else come to the realization that they will definitely commit suicide in the future?
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>>24950403
It's amazing how some people have everything, while I have nothing, tbqh.
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>>24952247

They should. Fuck you. Get a job.
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>>24952300
Yep, as I mentioned they do. Working on it.
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This is what I still have from my summer job earnings. I'm dropping out of college now.

I wonder how long I can coast on this/invest into my Amazon FBA business before killing myself
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>>24952289
>tfw you're completely apathetic and you're gonna end up homeless but honestly can't give a fuck about anything anymore

Can someone just fucking kill me?
Fuck this life bullshit
Bills, school, grades, rent, jobs, money...
I don't need this stress s m h
Didn't sign up for this bullshit
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
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>>24952363
Ayy, I'm also dropping out....after another 4 months of studybux and shitposting
But I'm going to a cc to be a paramedic cus fuck university
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>>24952263
Yeah, that seems like a reasonable outcome.
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>>24952373
If I'm ever having children I would ensure that I have at least $1 million in the bank for each of them.

Anything else is immoral.
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>>24943943
fake, probably just edited the source code

if you truly had this much money you wouldnt waste your time on 4chan

post timestamp of the screenshot so we know youre legit
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>>24952385
Good call. I really, REALLY don't want to be a wagekek, so I'm always trying to think of ways to be self-employed.
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Leaving the house to go to University next year. $365 rent (New Zealand has insane living costs) a week, getting $200 a week from parents, getting $170 a week in student loan. Probably going to earn at least a grand before I leave.

I'll be alright moneywise, right r9k?
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To all you guys saying you're basically out of money with like 3k still in the bank, I don't get it?

I have like 4.5k but I've worked for the past few months to get it. Is that not a lot? That's like 4 months worth of living right there without a job.
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>>24952462
>$365
get the fuck out of a dorm you normie piece of shit
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>>24952454
I'm not smart enough or motivated enough to be self employed, sadly.
But my roommates are starting a music label, and I manage them a bit in my free time. If they make it big, I'm riding that train out of wagekukery.
But I think it'd be cool to save lives and paramedics, in my country, make crazy money.
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>>24952438
>edited the source code
How fucking new are you?
How are you even on the internet?
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>>24951340
Motherfucker. My entire life would be MADE if you gave me just like 2k. What the fuck man. That's awesome. Literally half a million dollars what the fuck are you doing here.

Can I have some money? Seriously, like 2k would make my world.
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>>24952432
If I ever have kids, I'm aborting those faggots.
Life is not worth the suffering.
Even if I had Rothchild money, life is anguish and pointless.
I wish I was never born then I wouldn't have to deal with this fucking bullshit. Fuck this place and fuck everyone in it
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Get on my level, worth about 600K total. Grew up poor as fuck, what's your excuse?
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>>24952484
mummy made me because she knows I cant look after myself, that's why Im getting that $200 a week
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