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is there anything in human history more over hyped than this
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is there anything in human history more over hyped than this ?

seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.
vaginas smells weird and their owner are usually usless cunts.

unlike regular fap where you can just wipe your dick clean, having sex requires to take a shower and clean off the woman juice out of your cock if you don't want a death smell.

vaginas are also full of bacterias, its literally like fucking a garbage bag !

unless you really like the girl, sex isn't worth it at all.
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You're not wrong at all OP. Women are disgusting inside and out.
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>>24934720
>seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.
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>>24934720
>seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.

Not at all, dude. Sex is understandably looked at as the be-all, end-all on here and a little over hyped, but I'd still choose it over jacking off any day.

Even if the sex is just ok, there's something about creating an emotional connection with that person that is amazing
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>>24934720
yeah, pretty sure this takes the cake
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Sex isn't necessarily incredible. It can be incredible though. It ranges from worse than fapping to one of the single best experiences an individual can have.
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>>24934802
I've had far better orgasms from bad sex than I have from good masturbation.

Must be like how you can't really tickle yourself.
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>>24934720
>seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.

I cant even orgasm from fapping anymore

masturbating is shit
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>>24934802
dude, beleve me it gets old.
its mostly the smell that gets you.
i'v had sex with many woman, and that light odor of death will make you sick after a while.
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>>24934881
how's that possible, you're probably doing it wrong
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>>24934720
>sex isn't as good as a good fap

Spoken like a true robot
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>>24934882
Stop fucking skanks.
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>>24934882
What kind of greasy fecund cunts are you fucking man? Girls I fuck smell great and their vaginas have no smell or taste at all. I've been with some chicks with smelly fish cunts but they're rare and I never call them again. Sex is honestly far, far better feeling than jacking off, but then I don't use condoms generally and usually finish inside.
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>>24934882
It's because your huge jew nose picks up odors that can be detected by humans
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>>24934901
Im recently out of a relationship that had a ton of sex. Fapping just doesnt feel good. Its boring
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Fapping feels like complete shit.

Am circumcised.
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>>24935072
in that case sex won't feel much better bro
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>>24934720
>seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.

this is wrong.
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>>24935072
use something else to masturbate
you know what I'm talking about.
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>>24935072
Circumsised.

Masturbating is like eating a green frappuccino from starbucks.

Sex is just +cream.

but still, fapping = soooo fucking good
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>>24934720
IS there anything in human history more hyped than this?

Seriously, sex isnt as good as a good schlick.
Penis smells weird and their owners are usually useless assholes.

Unlike regular schlick where you can just wash your hands, having sex requires taking a shower to get rid of the jizz and gross man sweat if you dont want a death smell.

Penis is also covered in bacteria, it's literally like a fucking infection stick! (I mean, hello, yeast infections from unwashed dick!)

Unless you really like the guy, sex isnt worth it at all.
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>>24935208
Roasties are so toasty in here it's ridiculous. I honestly think we're being brigaded by some radical feminist community lately, probably reddit.
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>>24935208
as a homo, I can say with COMPLETE certainty that sex is amazing and 100x better than masturbating. Penis smells great and the "gross man sweat" is fucking intoxicating
cock is great and you're so bitter about that it's comical
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>>24935127

What style?
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>>24935448
>tfw high and tight
fucking hell
butt stuff is great tho
not him by the way
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>>24934720
It feels good for the self esteem
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>>24935208
>triggered rostie
i guess we agree the, sex sucks
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>>24934720
No idea. I've long since accepted I'm going to die a virgin faggot.
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