tfw gf
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>Tfw gf
Why are you still single, /r9k/?
>>24934652
No time for a gf.
>>24934652
>yfw lawyer gf
had gf
gf brought me down a lot
broke up with gf
tfw no gf
There are no serious contenders to become my gf yet.
No way to meet a new gf.
People really don't appreciate HS where girls are forced to be in your proximity.
I haven't met anyone I would like to date.
I feel like I'm one of the few people on this board who doesn't want a relationship just for the sake of having a relationship.
>>24934771
>read "I am no serious contender to become anyone's bf yet."
Good for you, OP. You should have better things to do than flaunt it, but good for you
>>24934722
You lucky bastard, I want a qtpi attorney gf too.
Because the loneliness hurts less than the eventual breakup you will experience
>>24934825
she's my mommy gf too
>>24934652
>Why are you still single
because i look like this
>>24934859
you don't look so bad tbhfam
>>24934854
please don't lie to me anon. my heart can't take it
Standards higher than I deserve
Spend all my free time alone
Curved spine
>>24934859
lose
w e i g h t
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>>24934652
I'm short and have an ugly face
>>24935025
>Curved spine
same here familia. is it really noticeable with clothes on?
>>24934859
Were you just crying?
I hold the pussy on a pedestal and never even make an effort in the slightest.
Also reality is not as good as anime, and will never be.
>>24935074
Personally, I don't think so. I look at my clothed back, and it seems normal to me. However, multiple people have mentioned my back to me before. I work with a lot of Asian born people, and they have no filter stopping them from pointing out things like that.
Those of us with gf's, describe your gf:
>short black hair, hazel eyes, wears ray bans
>has facial piercings, a few tattoos inb4 red flag
>chubby in an adorable way
>mean to almost everyone but me, doesn't put up with much
>very physically affectionate
>>24934652
I could get a gf, it would just be someone completely unattractive to me. This negates the entire purpose of having a gf
>>24934859
How do you spend your time m8? Wondering because of the soulless stare and simple white Tee
>>24935017
she's chubby and has big tits, i want her to treat me like im her son
Because I have bracers on my teeth. Hopefully I will bang some slut next year.
I had a gf and while it was fun to begin with it slowly became a pain, time was wasted, money was wasted.
I'm honestly much more happy just working my job and working as many overtime hours as possible, playing video games and going to the gym.
Gf is not as great as you virgins imagine.
>>24935206
I need to know more. How did you meet her? Is she assertive with you?
>tfw I will get underbite jaw surgery
I-i will recover my self confidence, r-right?
>>24935185
either working or being alone doing typical basement dwelling things.
>>24935090
yeah
>>24935042
doesn't matter. i've weighed 50 lbs less before, was maybe even slightly uglier if at all possible.
>>24934992
bad enough to never have a gf though
>>24935259
she's the daughter of my landlord, she never had a bf and was depressed or probably is still depressed because she thinks that nobody wants her. and i want her to treat me like im her son because i miss my mom and shes pretty smart too. and yeah she's pretty assertive/agressive, im afraid of getting into an argument with her
>>24935428
she sounds qt. hope things work out with you two, anon.
>>24934722
doctor gf here
Because I cannot, OP
>>24934652
No Money
No car
No looks
No own place for myself
They don't care about your personality, so I am fucked until I get the things listed above so they can pretend my personality matters.
>>24936107
lol sucks to be you
>>24936179
Yes, it does. But soon.
Soon I will have learned a trade and make money.
And then I will find love. Then I will be able to afford love.
>>24936235
GREAT :-)
money isn't all you need to attract women though
I used to be terrible with women
The secret is just lifting.
work out 5 times a day and you'll see women treat you completely different
>>24936404
>5 times a day
did you inject steroids?
>>24934859
5/10 and there is a lot room for improvement
>>24936404
I do lift. And I do have confidence.
But they don't care. Money is all you need.
>>24937567
>Money is all you need.
sometimes that's not even enough anon
>>24934652
>mfw when i gotta hang up on GF
>>24938457
Fuck off lying fagot
>>24934652
>Tfw too ugly to ever get a qt Russian or French gf.
Why even exist t b h
At best I am a 5/10 with the personality and charisma of a wet piece of bread. It doesn't help how the more extroverted a girl is the less I will be interested in them.
>>24934652
Because I'm 3/10 at my best and I'm aware of it?
>>24934652
Had a gf, being the introvert that i am makes it hard also living in a small country doesnt make it easy.
>>24934722
>>24935746
doctor in training gf
>>24934652
My head is too big for my body and I am manlet with no shoulders.
>>24939127
You're not that bad, low key
>>24939127
I look so much like you with a fur-trim coat it's unsettling.
>>24939127
>960x1280
why is your face so greasy
>>24934652
Because my personality is as abrasive as sandpaper and I am quick to lash out angrily when someone steps on my toes
I'm actually not unapproachable. I'm decent looking, and I have a weird sense of humor that people find funny.
But whenever I've get a girl interested me it's a matter of weeks before i do something to completely drive her away
>mfw J U S T
>>24939127
You look like you just conquered gaul.
Why would I want to deal with a stupid bitch and have to buy her shit to maybe have sex when I can just hire a prostitute?
Because my gf left me not long ago and I haven't had the chance to find a new one yet.
>>24936669
Don't get his hopes up, anon
>>24939127
MOSCOW
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>>24935107
>Also reality is not as good as anime, and will never be.
Truth has been spoken.
Because I'm a 4/10, incredibly clingy, mentally ill, and think that I can get more for my life out of women than they're capable of.
>>24939127
I'm sick and tired of 8/10s posting here to boost their egos
>>24940050
this, you know you don't look "so ugly ;(". Go post on /soc/ or /fa/ or something.
Here's my gf but don't look too much she's mine already!! ;^)
because I'm an inferior manlet
not bad facial aesthetics but still a manlet
really short too
>>24934652
Because I'm ugly as sin, short and have social anxiety disorder
>Feelsbadman
>>24939562
>just
I would hit up this escort in my area but I can't tell if it's a sting or not
>Got gf
>Still wanna die every second of the day
>All my other life bullshit, now with a side of relationshit
>>24934652
Tell us story OP
>>24939165
>low key
What the fuck does this mean, I keep hearing normies spouting this
>>24941701
I think it means the same as incognito, like it's not public. Hidden, secretive, etc.
>>24941701
Let me help you with this original comment
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=low+key
Im a an ugly skinnyfat pussy. Remember to lift and do sports kids.
>>24934652
I simply dont exist for women when it comes to sex or relationships
I think I have been cursed by some gipsy woman when I was a kid
>>24938457
/v/ please leave
>>24939127
i see some ressemblance
>see other people posting their faces
>know you'll never post yours
>>24942917
why not post yours, original comment senpai?
>>24934652
idk am I bad?
>>24942967
Not him but it's generally a horrible idea to put yourself on an anonymous image board, let alone the internet in general if you're not chad.
>>24942967
pretty much
>>24943007
plus I don't want to come across as a camwhore which I feel is nearly impossible to do when posting a picture of your face in a thread like this.
I really have trouble connecting with people
I was texting someone I met on 4chan (bad idea in the first place I know) and things were actually going well. Then they stopped replying out of no where.
It's kind of got me fucked up right now.
>>24942982
huge width between eyes and chubby. Honestly, 3-6 range
>>24934652
how'd you get a gf?
>>24943211
Not OP, but I'll give you my advice. There was a girl I liked, we met at a party and exchanged numbers, and were texting for a while, so I asked her out for coffee. After that I took her on a couple more dates, and we had a connection as we spent more time together. So, I asked her to be my girlfriend, and now we're in a happy relationship. I was able to accomplish this by being cheerful, gentlemanly, and genuine. Obviously, you can't make someone be attracted to you, but you can show them that you'd make a good partner. So that's my story.
>>24943875
Not him but any advice for messaging a qt russian emo gril? Should I just ask basic interests questions (I.e. "what type of music do you like" "what're your hobbies" etc?) or something about her like country, etc?
>>24944000
Well my real advice would be to not message emo russian girls, assuming you don't near her and you've never met her. But if you actually want help, I would say to talk about interests, and seem interested in what she says, but avoid being too clingy and too talkative. Music and hobbies are fine, but the most important thing is to keep the conversation moving and keep her interested, even if your not.
>>24944127>tfw I'm pretty much only interested in Russian/French/foreign grils >Tfw want to go to russia eventually
I found her on a russian/american dating site desu.
Thanks anon, I'll hopefully get the confidence to actually message her, so basically ask about her interests/listen and keep clingyness and talking to a healthy medium. And not linger on one topic too long?
>>24934652
>tfw people with gfs are still pathetic enough to visit /r9k/ to try and feel better about themselves
>>24944202
>and not linger on one topic too long?
definitely. I have a tendency to do it with music but I usually catch myself. It makes them feel like you care much more about that one thing.
I feel real bad about being foreveralone
It's really hard to accept
>>24945129
>foreveralone
>>>/r/eddit
>>24934652
rejections early in life destroyed confidence for a long time
recovered confidence just in time to graduate and have no way to meet gf
guess that's just how the mumbo jumbos
>>24934652
Because I have a wife
>>24945903
bait af desu senpai god
>>24934652
i have a gf for 4.5 years
this list describes my gf
i don't know what to do, i have done bad things out of rage, and i still enjoy seeing her happy, but I'm legit afraid of her, she'll hit me and get in my face in an argument and sometimes i fucking snap and almost hit her back, then realize i cant
https://shrink4men.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/10-signs-your-girlfriend-or-wife-is-an-emotional-bully/
>>24936107
fact of the matter is, so many personalities are copy pasta. unique humans are rare.
