>Step on a landmine
>Lose my legs, my dog dies
>medically discharged
>gf was cheating on me while I was away
Welp.
>>24934403
>>Step on a landmine
>hey Bill you see that? Go over there and step on it
>k
>Boooooom
Welp
lol get rekt no one forced you to go get shot by sandniggers
>>24934403
At least you didn't lose your penis though.
R...right?
>>24934403
Hey man as a fellow military-anon (68W in the Army) you've always got people here for you. Do you want to play a game or something? Shit or just talk or something I dunno man.
With that picture I can never tell if the dad is planning to murder his son or commit suicide.
>>24934403
>Step on a landmine
You're a dumbass for joining the military in the first place. "Bottom 5% of the graduating class joins the army" and all that.
>>24935075
Just go get another one. Jesus Christ, stop being such a bitch.
Btw, have people started referring to you as Lt. Dan?
>>24935175
You dont just "get" another one you fucking retard
>>24935254
Yes, you do. Dogs have, what, a lifespan of 10 years? What do you do after that? Cry about it for the rest of your life? Are you a woman? Grow a pair you soppy vagina.
>>24935346
Get a load of this tard everyone
>>24935381
This is what you say when your estrogen loaded brain can't come up with anything.
>>24935118
Top 5% gets those comfy G35 desk jobs though.
>>24934949
Hey another medic
Wanna get drunk
>>24934403
I'm in the army too OP but have never been deployed. I honestly admire guys like you so much. You sacrifice everything for our freedom.
You ever want to talk man I can give you my email or Skype. Don't have to be about anything.
>>24934403
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>>24934949
Thanks for this, man.
No snark, no sarcasm. Thanks.
>>24935039
He can do both.
>>24934949
This 2bh, we vets will always understand. We're like a special subsection of robot.
Normies will just mock you and call you names like kuck; ignore those faggots. They will never understand.
>>24935578
>become murderous welfare recipient
>volunteer to fight in unpopular wars
>are literally a kekold
Sucks that he lost his legs and all, but he willingly signed up for all that shit.
Better go back, and hope the Ayrabs accept you
white men: fought to end slavery, end monarchism, end fascism, fought for equal rights and capitalism so that women and minorities can have the same opportunities as them, they were the first large countries to this
literally in every country in the world, the males of the dominant ethnicity are in control and discriminate against outsiders, all except the west, only we are capable of judging other people as equals, they sure as hell aren't going to treat us the same way, not in meaningful numbers anyway
the great experiment is over and hopefully the east asians are taking note and won't make the same mistake when they take over the mantle of civilization
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see you in the void, fampai
>>24935578
Absolute cringe.
>>24935709
What's with the WN references?
>>24935461
nah man getting high off of my percs and Hydromorphones man, just had my tonsils removed like 3 days ago cause they had cancer on them cause I smoked too damn much
>>24935346
no but seriously, you're a dumb cunt
I'm pretty sure the reason why I'll stay in the Army for 20 years is because I can't deal with civilians on a day to day basis, the people in this thread are the most ;ree; worthy people ever. And that's basically how everyone else is too.
Thank you for your service.
>Be a good little kuck for your masters oil wars
>Come home to enjoy the personal kuck experience
>>24935346
Big dogs can last ~20 years or much more
Small dogs can last ~10
It depends on their size, breed, and how you take care of them
>>24934403
TORSO SCUM
TORSO SCUM
>>24934403
Any pics of ur legs m8?
>>24934403
the lesson here is: don't join the army.
>>24934403
Joining the military was a mistake on multiple levels, OP.
>>24934403
How do you even step on a landmine in this day and age ?
>>24934403
Haha normie scum.
Did you learn your lesson yet?
>>24938093
Somebody bury's a mine. You step on it.
>>24938093
Because real life doesn't have UI prompts, kid.
>gf
fucking normie LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24938140
>>24938220
nah im serious, did you join the us army and go to iraq or what ? who buried mines there anyway.
>>24937950
War never changes.
>>24934403
Expecting a woman not to cheat on someone who's deployed is irrational, my man.
Still sorry to hear about all that.
>>24938350
>who buried mines there anyway.
A lot of different people. In case you didn't know, there's been quite a few wars in that region in the past couple of centuries.
>>24938301
You're one edgy fuck, go kill yourself