>i drive to stacies house
>everyone sees me obviously carrying a fucking minigun, flamethrower and magnum as i exit the car and go into her house
>neighbours call cops
>get arrested before even finding stacy
>wake up

even in your dreams this would never work

>>24931701
i could easily get away with it?
what are the cops going to stop me in the speed of light?
i would gun a faggot like you down before you could even get your phone out

>>24931537
Also, remember to leave your name and location to, uh, give more realism to the stories, not to track you down or nothing. ;)

>>24931757
shut up FBI

>teleport behind stacy and chad
>kill them both with one swing of my Kawasaki
>nothin' personnel

>>24932572
would you say nothin personal or just think it in your head?
how do you plan on getting away once you have commited the killing?

im just curious

>>24931701
ok here is the revised version of my entrance
>i modify my van to have a roll down window in the side
>i roll up to stacies lawn
>i position the van so that the side of the van is facing her living room
>i roll down the window
>i aim my RPG at her living room
>i blast it indescrimintly killing any that stand in the way
>i smash my van into the hole and destroy any of the whiteknights trying to block my entry
>continue with the rest of plan as outlined here
>>24931537

>Get my sword, shield and crusader armour
>Go to nearest mosque
>Place pig everywhere near the exits
>Place explosives round the perimeter
>Walk in listening to their chanting
>They see the cross
>They start flipping their shit
>They're hiding under their rugs and cuddling their stupid book
>Start slashing at all the kids
>One sandnigger tries to hit me but breaks his fist on steel plate armour
>Cut his head off
>They start to flood out of the mosque
>Blow up the explosives
>Mosque and everyone surrounding it and in it are blown to pieces
>tfw I spark the European Race War

>>24933354
I'd say it out loud, the ancient code of bushido commands me to have respect for the dead
once I'm done I'd teleport away, and watch anime

>>24933402
firing any form of recoilless weapon inside a vehicle or closed area will cause massive overpressure and kill you instantly.

maybe i should just setup the RPG beforehand outside her house? i could hide it quite easily.

6:66PM


too funny

>smoke meth
>duster, tactical pants, oakley blades
>grab kitana
>tell my waifu I love her very much
>Wendy's for a snack
>town square
>360 degree REEEEEEEEEEEE
>valar morghulis
>hari kari
>life well lived

>drive to stacy's house
>pull up in random parking space
>walk up to her front door
>chad is at her door, smoking a cigarette
>start casual conversation with chad
>ask him 'hows stacy?'
>he flounders about with me 'what you saying man?' 'what the fuck you want man?' huh? huh?
>ask him 'you got a gun?'
>he responds "get the fuck outta here... get outta here".
>he throws the rest of his cigarette at me
>he starts kicking me in attempt to get me to move away
>i pull out my pistol
>i say "suck on this"
>give him one shot to his stomach
>he falls down to the ground in pain
>walk up the steps and open stacy's front door
>stacys dad is in the hallway
>pull out my .44 magnum
>blast stacy's dads hand off
>a shot from behind goes into my kneck
>i turn around
>its chad, limping and bleeding but holding his gun
>i manage to get a shot on his neck
>i drop my .44 magnum
>i get a couple more shots on chad just to make sure he is dead
>i shoot stacy's father another time
>he says "you crazy son of a bitch, ill kill you"
>he repeats this a few times as i make my way up the stairs
>i walk up the stairs backwards facing stacy's father while holding my kneck wound
>tyrone comes out of stacy's room
>he shoots me in the arm
>i hit the ground
>i pull out my hidden pistol in my arm
>i shoot tyrone 5 times and he is dead
>i get up and make my way through to stacy's room
>stacy's dad is still alive and is in clear pain
>he grabs onto my back
>he manges to get me down to the ground
>stacy yells to me "STOP!"
>i pull out my knife from my boot
>stab stacys father in the hand
>grab tyrones gun from his cold dead hand
>i pull it up to his face
>stacy yells "ahhhh dont shoot him!!"
>i pull the trigger and he dads brains get painted all over the wall
>stacy starts to cry
>i put the gun under my jaw
>i pull the trigger
>out of bullets
>i try my hidden coat pistol
>its also empty
>i sit down on a coach
>stacy is crying
>i lean back and look up to the ceiling
>all i hear is police sirens outside

>>24933914
Absolutely beautiful, anon.

I hope that's how I go.

>>24933914
10/10

Fuck you robot blox

>hire plane for a day
>fill plane with bombs and mount a minigun to the front compartment
>fly over my city
>loop around the city dropping bombs on all known locations of stacy's and chad's that have wronged me in the past
>swoop down and gat down any normies trying to flee
>napalm my entire city three or four times
>just as i am about to run out of fuel
>crash land the plane into my old high school

>>24931537
>force stacey to blow me
>can't get it up

>>24933914
work of art right there