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Chad always wins, i hope you understand this.
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Chad always wins, i hope you understand this.
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>>24931230
how the fuck is it chad's fault that she's a ho?
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I can't lose either, because I don't play the game.
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>>24931230
It's women that win, not always, but vast majority of times.

Because they live on tutorial mode.

The only thing they need to do is not eat like a whale.
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>mfw "chad" could actually be the same guy who got in shape too in support of his gf's efforts since they have similar faces.
>mfw OP has no source for his story and is just shooping two pictures in one image to false flag like usual.
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>>24931230
>this bait again
It's the same guy you retards
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>>24931230
Not with sexy dance moves.
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>>24931278
He wins because they are whores
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>>24931230
they both look like generic plebs in 2014
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First BF was a chad too tho
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>>24931383
These feels are for you Alexa~!
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>>24931365
Yeah I'm not entirely sure how people don't see that; he just upped his game, too.
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kekolding is art
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How did she age 15 years in 4 years holy fuck i didnt think women aged THAT bad
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>>24931230
>being together with some whore
>'winning'
kek
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>>24932403
people don't believe women can be whores anymore
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>>24931340
They're not. She saw the backlash against her for breaking up with the nerd, she said they grew apart or some shit and that they're still good friends or something
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>>24931365
>>24931498
They don't even look the fucking same. Prove it's the same guy
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But that's not a fucking Chad, that an autist in sunglasses.
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>>24932453
She doesn't even look the fucking same. Prove it's the same girl
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>>24931230
which is why you keep your gf fat, ugly and isolated from the outside world.
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>>24931383

Look how that one turned out
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>>24931383
Make it slower and crop the left part out.
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>>24932452
Nice source you got there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE8IkrXBhJA

That was the cringiest
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4 years is a long time. Especially when it looks like they started dating when they were teenagers. I would be more shocked if they were still together in 2014.

oh, but I gotta fit in REEEEE
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>>24934637

Dude, she's lost 80lbs now, and she's in law school.

She's worked hard for this, let it go.

>Guy marries hot woman
>She gets fat after first child
>He leaves her
>That's OK.

>Guy gets with fat woman
>She loses weight
>She lives him
>OMG SO WRONNGGGG!!

Please.
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>>24934728
I'm saying the same thing?
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>>24934534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJRdBX7m5v4

Alexa talks like a fucking squirrel
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Help. I have to ask this, every time I hover a image I see a weird blue button. Did I just get a virus or is the jap moot testing something?
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>>24931230
it's the same guy you fucking idiots
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>>24934728
>She gets fat after first child
>He leaves her
>That's OK.

Wrong. You can't escape.
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>>24934943
Alexa defines Garretts mating dance as a "random act of kindness".
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>>24931230
He can't win against .45 acp nigguh
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> implying that you don't have the freedom to date who you want

man, this board's autism levels have skyrocketed recently
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>>24934943
>>24934534
https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/
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>>24931230
It's the same guy you fucking dipshits.
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>>24934728
>She gets fat after first child
>>He leaves her

What the hell are you talking about? That barely happens and it;s not the same thing

It's not worth leaving a mother gaining fat with child because he'll pay child support. WITH BEING FAT, comes depression and instability. She'll be letting go of herself and her marriage

She had the AUDACITY to go for a skinny average male even though she was a fucking fat ass landwhale . Once she lost it, she upgraded to Chad. What a hypocrite. It proves women are more hypergamous
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>>24934728
>>She gets fat after first child
>>He leaves her
>>That's OK.

It is OK.

Childbirth does not make you gain weight permanently. That's a myth. Women use it as an excuse to stop putting effort into their appearance.

If she gets fat after a baby it's because she doesn't care anymore.

Also, the whole "eating for two" thing is equally a myth. Carrying a baby requires something minuscule, like 200-300 calories over baseline.

If women had to gain thirty pounds of fat to carry a baby, humanity would have gone extinct a long time ago.
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>>24931675
Men age like wine, women age like milk
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>>24931230
it's the same guy you ignorant swine
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Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking
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>>24935427
people who take care of themselves age well, regardless of gender.
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original comment is a must
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>>24935427

>male pattern baldness
>guys only look cute under 30

No.

There's women who look fuckable at my work who are over 60.

All the guys look like shit over the age of 30. All of them.

The reason why women develop more attraction to older men is because they have more money. But they fuck the 20 year old athletes behind their back.
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Actually, that is the same guy.


They broke up a little after she got hot though because "we were going in different directions" or some shit.

Women are still, and will always be, whores.
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>>24935915
>guys only look cute under 30

toppest of keks
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>>24935915
how can someone be so deluded lmao?

its like looking at a rock and saying "nope thats definitely an egg".
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>>24935915
>guys only look cute under 30

o i am laffin
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>>24935915
>>24935915
>>24935915
>guys only look cute under 30

wheeww desu lads
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>>24935915
>all men go bald
>all men look bad after 30

OKIE DOKE
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>>24934728
That's fucking wrong though

>Introverted shy girl asks out neckbeard
>lifts neckbeard's self esteem
>he starts lifting and gets in shape
>he becomes a confident man
>'Thank you for helping me improve myself <3'
>leave her for an 8/10 Stacy

That's the equivalent.
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>>24935784
Not really, youth is a far bigger part of female beauty.

/fit/ 45yo male > skinnyfat 20yo male

/fit/ 45yo female < skinnyfat 20yo female

>hurr durr, mah exceptions!
They only look good since the signs of aging are less apparent.


Pic related is 50. Name ONE 50 year old woman with hordes of teenage boys that want to fuck her.
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>>24935915
>25
>Good face
>6'1
>/fit/
>tfw balding

It's not fair. I take care of myself, I did everything right.

Why am I so bald?

Why am I so
Bald

;_;
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>>24937695
sauce on that gif
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>>24931230
any guy would drop his ugly gf and get a hotter girl if he became hotter/rich/famous

the only difference is women can get hotter just by eating less. for a guy to get more attractive requires substantial work.

this comes at a price for women though, they have a time limit that is much shorter than a guy's.
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>>24937993
Just go full /bruce willis bald/ mode and you'll be fine m8.
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>>24938146
I hate that look and so do many women. I'd get a hair transplant but they recommend waiting until the balding ends.
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She was cute when she was fat, when she got skinny it looks like she went through some bimboification process too.
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>>24935365
that's bullshit. if my gf/wife was pregnant i'd make her eat a fuckton. what if it turns out to be twins? maximum nutrition so the child won't be small
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>>24940407
That's why this pic sucks, she was always cute. Just an insecure whore that didn't realize she could get Chad when she was chubby.
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>>24931284
>Yoko
His waifu a shit
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>that outfit

Does chad think he's in miami vice?
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>>24937932
>Name ONE 50 year old woman with hordes of teenage boys that want to fuck her.
Emma Watson
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>>24941639
He's Chad, it doesn't matter. Remember, it's endearing/welcomed/accepted when Chad does it, and only when Chad does it.
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>>24931230
i want chad to fuck me in the ass
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>>24941764
I don't consider myself an insecure or jealous person, and I think he looks kind of ridiculous. I couldn't imagine a setting where he wouldn't look out of place other than a movie set or something
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>convince her to get fit
>stays a skinny nerd

She was cuter when she was chubby
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It's actually the same guy.

Younger, he actually had the mentality to sort himself and build bis potential.

Unlike you beta boring losers.
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>>24935846
lmao
og post
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>>24931230
I've seen Chad losing but his lost was never recognized and the score was always resettled to zero.
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>>24939588
>>24937993
Stop being a little bitch.
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>>24931284
lol sweden
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She looks way hotter on the left
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I'm not a Chad, and I got the girl I wanted. You guys need to stop being so in denial
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>>24931284
>atria
>can of euroshopper energy drink
>finnish food
>swedish shirt
Hmmm...
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>>24936168
absolutely disgusting man.
blox
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>>24935915
I agree with this 100%
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>>24931230

So she went for the right one?

The right one has a cuter puppy-dog look that most girls prefer.
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>>24936168
you're aware that that is a photo shoot and pic related is what he actually looks like now, right?
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>>24944123
>men will never stay young and beautiful forever
why even bother
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>>24935117
>recently
hi newfag
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>>24931230

He keked himself by making his gf hot enough to realize shes better than him
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>>24931230
there is no legitimate reason to be bothered by any one person.
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I bet he fucks her better too and makes her actually cum, if that dweeb actually even had sex with her at all.

Looks always win, the genetically blessed will always rise to the top. This happens with every single creature on this planet why would humans be any different?
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>>24931230
So become chad
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>>24935915
>guys only look cute under 30
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>>24944295
this picture motivates me to do great things
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>mfw every guy in this thread is using celebrities as examples of non aging men

You understand that most celebrities are famous because of their great genes, right? You are going to look 10x worse after 35 just like most people on this earth do.

not to mention that:
>Approximately one in four men will have noticeable hair loss by age 30, and this figure increases to two in three men by age 60
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>>24943093
greentext Chads defeat
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>>24944295
>So become chad
But you forget Anon that r9k goes
>My Face genetics
>She Used Goods
>I rather read, write, travel the word
>Muh bad teeth and posture
>Muh Autism
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>>24944430
>Approximately one in four men will have noticeable hair loss by age 30, and this figure increases to two in three men by age 60
>mixed minority genes
upside
>good lasting thick hair
>good skin
downside
>i'll probably die by some rare disease
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>>24931230
2010 nerd got a cute girl who was eager to please and was probably curious yet interested in sex

2014 chad got a roastie who probably lies there like a dead fish because shes too good for it
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>>24944123
>b-but I'm an ageless unicorn!
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>>24944123
real men never age and have juicy curves, just like m'lady
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>>24944219
He looks like my gram gram
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>>24944533
This desu senpai
>tfw Chad got keked
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>>24938035
It's Janice Griffith but I don't know the scene
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>>24935363
Are you autistic fucks actually that deluded? That literally happens all the fuck time you complete retard fuck. The reason you will never get a girl and always claim to be a 'nice guy' when your only objective is to date/ fuck girls while pretending to be their friends. That is why none of those autistic kek fucks will get girlfriends or get laid, because they're fucking retarded. And if you're punching way above your belt and keep complaining that you can't get laid you should literally just cut your fucking dick off for being such a faggot retard.
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>>24942413
Source? Didn't think so.
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>>24931297
this. I hate when women complain about their dating life or act like they could ever have relationship problems.
Most women go their whole lives without even getting rejected, because they just wait for guys to approach them and do all the work. Women are never involuntarily single, they're either single by choice or in a relationship.
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>>24932657
>those shoulders
>2/10 etc.
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>>24935915
Men age better. It's biology. Attractiveness is based in large part on ability to reproduce. Most 40 year old guys can make babies, most 40 year old women cannot. Evolution wants you to be attractive when you can still reproduce but not waste anybody's time when you're too old to reproduce. Women lose it in their early/mid thirties, so that's when they stop looking good for the most part.
Also fitness, men are 10x mroe likely to lift and take fitness seriously, which helps them age better than women who either didn't work out at all, or jsut did cardio and were skinnyfats

>>24935978
That just makes it funnier.
>Nerdy but thin guy with fat chick = match
>nerdy but thin guy with thin chick = "different directions"
>guy drops the nerdiness and adds a little muscle = match again
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>>24945743
>realize i never checked her out

feels good to not be a disgusting pedophile tbqh
i hope you die a painful death really soon you piece of shit
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>>24945874
>looking at women's shoulders is checking them out

ISIS pls go.
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>>24941185
literal broscience

stop taking about things you know nothing about
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>>24931230
So a fat person got in shape and found someone more attractive to date. I hardly see what's wrong with this.
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>>24931230

If Chad was in the 2010 image and the nerd was in the second, this thread would be about how she rode the cock carousel with Chad and settled for the nerd when she was too used-up to get Chad's attention. Also, the nerd is a beta kek. There is no right answer with you people. You're just like feminists.
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>>24946103

If a fat person loses 50 pounds or more when they are in a relationship, they are now legally married to whoever they were in a relationship with.
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>>24935915
>All the guys look like shit over the age of 30. All of them.

Looked at all the "responses" to this statement.

A bunch of old-man smell gross old men.

>nopeface.jpg

Men really go downhill after about age 18. Women peak at about age 60.

Deal, boys. You're already past your prime.
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>>24935978

This is Justin.

We broke up because she lost the weight, but had this wrinkly, saggy, baggy, stretchmarked body with tits that looked like sad little windsocks.

She started going about wanting better, and fuck, I realized I definitely could do better.

>tfw no gf

Didn't really work out for me, though...
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>>24934728
>She gets fat after first child
>getting fat
>"OK"

That was your first mistake.
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>>24944319

Compare skinny hawt Leo in his 20s to old, fat, dissipated Leo now.

Yeah, he's still OK looking, but he's only a shadow of what he once was.

Compare that to actresses from his era. Still hot, getting hotter.

Men are peak attractiveness between like 15-19. Then, they start declining (most guys in their mid-20s have had at least one bout of impotence!). They add 10-20lbs for each decade after 20.

By 40, a guy is worn out, washed out, a nothing. By 50, they're just waiting to die like a honeybee drone left out of the hive during winter, with their yellowed teeth, baldness, and prostates the size of grapefruits.

Sooner we can rid the world of these parasites, the better.
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We win
Every.
Damn.
Time.

Even us ginger Chads
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>>24931230
Yhea but the nerd got her when she was young.
Chad's tapping an old roastie.
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