Would you take advantage?
knowing someone already has?
I would take her home.
I'd take advantage of your mom
No thanks
Why am I in a party to begin with
>>24930963
forgot the image and this has to be original so heres a few extra words, shits annoying
>>24930957
Would pick her up and place her in cozy bed.
Or do you help? or maybe just stand by apathetically
>>24930987
whaddafuck this is a tumblr page?
Jesus christ you people are sad
>Getting drunk off Shock Tops
Throw her in the trash where her shit beer taste belongs.
>>24931011
considering she's a modern woman i would just stand by apathetically. they want all the same rights without any of the same responsibilities
>>24931032
Us or them?
>>24931011
Whiteknights showing true colors.
>>24930957
I wouldn't help her, I probably wouldn't fuck her too, due to the risk of stds
>wear slutty clothing
>drink to the point of losing consciousness
We punish people for driving while drunk I'm astounded at how personal responsibility melts away when it comes to females and sex.
>>24931013
triggered ma jimmies
>Guys get laid
>She gets a reason to cry for attention
Everyone wins.
>>24931173
genuine kek
>>24931032
>unwilling to take advantage of unconscious pussy
look at this beta kek everybody
look at him and laugh
>>24931242
"look at the beta"
>>24930957
Nope. I'm a gentleman.
>>24930957
>>24930987
>>24931011
Oh look. Its Tumblr
>take pictures and post them on the internet
>she sues for image rape
>go in prison
>>24931366
judging by the link on each picture it might be staged
females have done stranger things for fetish porn
>>24931320
Shoop detected, nice try
>>24931354
i was just asking a question, would u? im curious. dont insult with such hurtful words
>>24931384
>judging by the link on each picture it might be staged
OH Y'THINK?
Its a porn blog.
Yes tumblr has porn.
>>24931414
no I thought it was a picture encoded with the latest hypnotic pixel instructions for the hyperdimensional lizard cabal sleeper agents you fuck face
>>24931353
Go back to your fucking tumblr you Fedora tipping fag.
>>24931320
>beta calls others beta
holy shit stop embarrassing yourself
Yes I would deliver a moderately hard kick to her abdomen.
would go out in the kitchen and boil some eggs
>>24930957
sticking your penis in that is the equivalent of licking the floor in a gas station bathroom
Nope
>wearing usual slutty outfits
>big tattoos almost everywhere
>just from looking at her she probably makes big mistakes and never thinks on what's she's doing besides getting hammered
This is a woman I want nothing to do with
If I'm sure nobody gonna know I'll fondle tits and legs and jerk off on her face, I wouldn't stick my penis in her, even with a condom.
If people (other men at the party) would know I'll do nothing, it's not worth the risk.
>>24930987
>leaving material evidence at the scene
Turn on the egg cooker
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.
>>24933458
This is how orbiting friendzoners are born
Just break one of her legs and walk out knowing she won't be able to anymore
>>24930957
nah she is trash i would just step on her.
I would hug her feet until she woke up so she would have nice warm feetsies :)
would you save her from getting all pukey?
>>24933458
make the bitch eat a bowl of hardboiled eggs through a raging hangover. She vomits and tries to get up to go to the bathroom to clean herself up, but you shove her back down onto the sofa and make her eat more eggs. Eventually, she gives up and just eats the eggs through her tears.
>>24933408
underrated
>select all images of eggs
god damn this shit is playing me
>>24930957
E G G S
G
G
S
>>24935135
Where's the puke? It looks like somebody just diced up a bunch of vegetables and threw them at her.
I think this is fine too.
>>24936626
sorry they didn't have any of the real disgusting stuff on the tumblr
>>24932932
She needs to eat the bowl of eggs
>>24930957
I'd touch her feet if no one was looking.
