Do robots have pets? What pets do you have? Do they love you? Any peculiarities? Just talk about them.
I have a fish, he kinda just swims around and eats food when I give it to him. He doesn't have a name. I think it's a he.
He probably doesn't even know I exist. His fish brain is too simple. At least that's what I tell myself to justify keeping him in a tiny jar where he has nowhere to go and nothing to look forward to.
I have a cat
I would probably kill for that faggot, he means so fucking much to me.
He's black and white, has markings that look like he's wearing a little dinner jacket. He regularly beats up other stupid normies cats too, multiple people in my town complained he kept breaking through their catflaps and stealing their cats food, one even tried to charge me $100 for a vet visit after he fucked up their catI solved this problem by not putting my contact details on his collar anymore >:^)
Sadly I can't post any pictures of him, he's out right now.
I have a tarantula. His name is Howard and he has a very even temperament, but he is not intelligent enough to love me back.
I'm very very fond of him.
I have a parrot and let me tell you they fucking suck. They are like greentexters in real life because they cherry pick the most annoying shit you dont want them to say and repeat it ad freakin nauseum.
They dont do much besides stand on top pf the cage preening and constantly staring their bulgy fucking eyes.
I have two purebred smooth fox terriers. I've got a female as a puppy and then I adpoted the male from the rescue shelter year ago.
Female is almost 10yo old now and male is going to be 13yo soon. Man, their times are coming to the end. It will be hell to cope with the loss.
PS: It's not them on the pic but they're literally the same, just different markings
>>24929347
This is my doggy.
Here's my cat. I hate her
>>24929792
Good thing I don't live in your neighbourhood then isn't it
>>24929792
wow ur so edgy man! lol
>>24929792
Note that this is OP. Also, he frequently evades bans, so don't bring up the IP count.
>>24929884
i don't know what hellhole country you come from, but everythings gonna turn out okay. seriously, i hope you start feeling better, things aren't gonna be this bad forever.
>>24929573
>like greentexters in real life
>>24929884
>is he little baby anons only friend
Report (for violation of global rule 3) and don't reply to the animal gore so the posts get deleted.
I haven't had a pet in 7 years. The last pet's I had were ferrets. I have ASPD. The short version of that story is I presume they're all did. I definitely drowned one of them. It was a mercy killing after I somehow hit him in the head so hard that it paralyzed him from the neck down, still trying to figure out how I did that.
>>24929792
Edgelord detected
>>24929936
>whats that, a pet thread?
>not on my watch, I'll just post my dead cat collection
Here is my cat. Her name is Miso.
>>24929792
You sound like a sad 12 year old desu senpai
>>24929936
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>>24929792
Calm down bro, I know its the Christmas Holidays but you've got high school exams to revise for! Good luck in them lil buddy!
r8 my cat
She was so cute when she was little. Loved the shit out of me but is hyperactive as fuck and pees in all my things
>>24930046
Come on lil buddy, keep acting like that and no ice cream this weekend!
>>24930004
Excellent cat, have a nice day!
>>24930046
Oh it's this faggot again. Well it was fun while it lasted.
You do realize girls love pets right? You stupid cuc.k
>>24930046
>mfw reading this post
>>24930046
Tbqhf@m
>>24930046
Wiew Lade
>>24930046
Why do you dislike cats? I doubt my cat could be crushed to death unless there was some kind of freak accident. She is an indoor cat.
I like birds a lot so I don't allow her to go outside.
>>24930101
Door hinges are very small, a cats head could not fit inside.
>>24929548
WHY
DO YOU LIKE SCARING PEOPLE
>>24930101
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This is my boyd
>>24930101
Did a dog rape your mom? This is a serious question.
>>24930161
I luv boyds
I have
3 Fishes
2 Parrots
1 Pigeon
2 Dogs
1 Cat
>>24930101
been on this board since 2003. Probably the roughest animal rekt i've ever seen. Geeez
>>24930101
Why so assblasted friend?
>>24930161
too cute, holy shit. I wish I had a parrot again.
>>24930140
no. Howard lives in a tank in my room upstairs and many houseguests don't know he's there. A lot of visitors I get actually ask if they can hold him.
>>24930257
I would totally ask to hold him. I would be spooked but it's more of a "overcoming fear" kind of feeling.
>>24930206
Oh right, I forgot to talk about them.
I love my fishes, they are really kawaii
My parrots hate me, I just care for them. Sort of glad they're stuck in a cage for the rest of their lives.
Pigeon is a bro, he knows the cage is his home. Released him a couple of times, he keeps getting inside the cage tho.
The dogs, they're annoying.
Cat took her because of pity she chills, but I sort of get angry at it because it attacks my pigeon and parrots.
I have two cats, Meredith and Izzy. I got them when they were kittens and they're pretty cuddly.
I had Madagaskar Hissing Cockroaches. I called that big guy Goliath. Had around 200 of them. Plus ~30 Darkling Beetles and ~1000 of their larvas.
But I moved out and gave them to a zoo.
>>24929347
not really a robot, but drunk enough to reply. i have fish. had a childhood dog, but family kicked meout of home, and now i have several fish.
fish, for the record, dont love you. to them, you are god almighty. i have goldfish, African ciclids, and a fighting fish.
fighting fish had a close call with Ich recently, but i fixed him. Lord giveth, i suppose. i like the fighter the most. he has spunk. the goldfish are dumb, but harmless. the ciclids are bullies, and i dont like them much. but their tank is the biggest, and the showiest, and the few people i allow into my home like it when they dart around. the fighter is my favourite though, by far.
>>24929792
>>24929884
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>>24930046
The Spergking is here everyone
>>24930004
He probably listens to metal, wears long coats, owns a katana, and is planning for his day of retribution
>>24929347
Got myself a big dog (weimaraner)
Pros:
> I get so much unconditional love from her
> Keeps me fit by needing 2 walks a day
> She has gotten me some attention from hot girls while I've been out walking her.
> Best security system ever, no one can break in without setting her off and alarming everyone.
Cons:
> She is very needy, freaks out when people don't pay attention to her
> Shes a massive klutz, has hurt me and broken things on accident before
> Can be like having a huge autistic child sometimes
> Does MASSIVE shits
> Needs a lot of food
> Freaks out around black people, I don't people to think (know) I'm racist
I have two rats, this ones Voyager.
She's great, I love the little blub
>>24930301
I understand your view on pets being parasitic to humans, but I honestly don't care about my well being. I like listening to my parrots, or my pigeon sing or chirp. The aquarium's filter constantly running, and watching my fish eat things. My dogs provide some sense of security by barking at strangers, plus I trained them to be guard dogs at a very young age. Scares most people away from my house, they also tend to clear the path for me when I'm walking them. Everyone is so scared of two grown German Shepherds walking down the street without a leash. Plus it takes little effort to keep them healthy and clean
Now the cat doesn't really do anything for me. Probably going to take her to a shelter soon
>>24929647
This is an excellent doggy!
I have a doggy as well who is also excellent.
