>class is doing secret Santa
>guy puts down Doritos
>mfw have to buy 9 packs of family sized Doritos
>I don't live in the US so I'll get funny stares
Holy shit my anxiety pray for me robots
Just explain the story to the cashier when you pay.
>>24928709
On the matter of secret santa
I'm doing one and I have to buy a gift for a girl for under $7
What do I get?
>>24928837
lip balm
>>24928709
Just say it's for a prank. The cashier probably won't talk to you anyway, if he does just laugh and say it's a prank.
OP here
The cashier was a blonde young qt (living in Holland has some bonuses) but I managed to spill my spaghetti
I used the self scanner because I'm an autist that can't interact with people normally but you had to take the scanner to the cashier, which i didn't anticipate. In dutch (with a british accent) I ask where to put the scanner and she gave me "that" look. And people watched me clear an entire fucking aisle of Doritos.
0/10 would not do again. Pics soon.
All of the bags of Doritos, 9 in total
>>24929434
>you had to take the scanner to the cashier
what the fuck? Aus here. We just scan it then leave. Cashier doesnt care. Why do you bring it to the cashier?
I had to use my biggest box for this
Why 9 bags?
>>24929506
Well the shop I used to go to had a thing were you place the scanner in the holder and you put your card in then leave, but the shop has been replaced and since I don't leave the house that often I wasn't aware. Turns out you give it to the cashier and she registers it etc.
>>24929520
You have to spend as close to 10 euros as possible, and I could buy 9 bags with 10 euros
>>24929489
you picked the worst flavor
>When the penis comes
>I feel pressure
>don't wana see vagina
>I wana see penis
>you said could you
>suck this penis for me
>I said sure, I'd suck it any day
>when I go hoooooooooooooome
>I tend to suck the cock
>I never wanted moooooooooooore
>so cum in me
>can't you see
>I don't have
>penis on my mind, penis on my mind
>I do it for, I it for
>The penis
>I do it for the penis
>>24929630
>macho cheese
>worst
le fucking kill yourself
>>24929630
Its what he wanted
>>24929676
yep
