Reminder that you're not a real robot unless you're saving up the money for that cabin in the woods
>>24928298
Reminder that real robots are not self sufficient, cannot be independent, and can't handle outdoors life.
>>24928298
Reminder that you're all phonies
Reminder that maybe a being a robot is something that we have to define for ourselves. We all came here for different reasons. It's just he place we feel we belong.
>>24928319
Hole Troll reporting in... Some of us can handle outdoors life better than others.
>>24928319
This. None of us would make it a week without a fast internet connection.
>>24928518
that's what special snowflakes who have/had sex on daily basis want to think
>oh I'm not a virgin, but I'm lonely, I'm so robot, look I didn't fuck with Stacey for entire 1 weak, it's so hard to not have sex wow im robot all my friends tell me im always the quiet one in the club
>tfw one day I'll have a nice tiny home, some drugs I like, and a niceplumpwife
Nothing feels better than daydreaming about it and all the nice days I'd have.
>>24928603
>Hole Troll reporting in
What? Do you actually live in a hole?
>>24928663
>tfw your dreams can never come true
It hurts anon. I can't even look forward to the future because I know none of the things I want will happen.
I've been living under a lighweight tarp and bivvy sack innawoods 4-5 days a week for the last 6mos.
Its been growing on me tbqh
>>24928741
They're gonna happen, anon. They gotta.
>>24928298
Reminder that you're no true scotsman
>>24928663
>letting your dreams be dreams
I have an inheritance, poor bastards all of you
>>24928754
Sounds pretty comfy anon.
How do you combat the cold?
>>24928757
I wish anon. Yours probably will, they sound realistic.
Mine won't. They can't.
Even the less than impossible ones probably won't.
>skinny loving wife to have kids with, live in a cabin in the woods, while making my own video games
Just not realistic. Especially because my wife will be a used up whoer, I'll never make enough money to have a cabin, no girl will ever love me, and none would ever want kids with me.
>>24928783
Well the idea of a cabin in the woods is that you don't have time to be a faggot making video games. You have to go out and chop wood and hunt/fish dinner.
>>24928808
I suppose that makes sense.
I have family who has a cabin and still works so I just assumed it would be something like that.
>tfw faggot
>>24928298
I'd piss my fucking pants every night living there. Im just too anxious at night, one thought is all takes nd it just snowballs, i start hearing voices and seeing faces. Which sucks since i really like staying for long periods of time in nature.
>>24928829
Also video games are an escapist hobby. If your life improves then you'll probably lose interest in them.
>>24928854
Trust me, this kinda fear goes away real quick. I've been staying alone at my grandma's country house for weeks as a teen, and yes, empty house with rustling forest next to your window can be spooky as fuck at first, but very soon it becomes natural and soothing.
>>24928923
I have a particularly vivid imagination when it comes to spoopy stuff. You may be right though, it might get tolerable with time.
>>24928754
What state? I'm interested in doing this.
>>24928775
You deal with the cold by being a gearfag. a 200 pound bivvy sack, ultralight tarp, good quality sleeping bag, silk liner etc.
Whole lot weights 5-6lbs or something but will keep you warm and dry. Worse weather? Get a better sleeping bag and a larger tarp.
it is indeed comfy as fuck. You really just need a data plan plus smartphone, ereader, netbook etc and you're off to a good start.
>>24928980
THERE IS A SPOOKY SKELETON INSIDE YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW!!!
>>24929023
How the fuck do you charge your electrical shit? How do you eat?
Do you POO IN LOO?
>>24929023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bivouac_sack
>A bivouac sack (also known as a bivy, bivvy, or bivi) is an extremely small, lightweight, waterproof shelter
>a 200 pound bivvy sack
>200 pounds
What?
>>24929022
Southern UK
https://aquaquestonline.com/product/guide-sil-tarp-med/
Also have a rab ridge raider bivvy, down bag, silk liner, good quality mat and such.
Takes some self-discipline and organisation to live in the field without it turning into squalor, but the only thing stopping most people from going innawoods are their own mental limitations.
Plenty of backpackers live with their homes on their backs for 3-4 months of the year while hiking thousands of miles. Its worth studying their methods.
>>24929076
Bong currency, not weight. The jews will not let me post the non-ascii pound sign today.
>>24929035
F - U - C - K
>>24929079
Correct me if I'm wrong, but It sounds like you have a military background.
I'm sure this would be an excellent advantage, but I want nothing to do with the US military.
>>24929079
>Southern UK
Can you take a picture of how you live?
Also its pissing down where I am. Fuck living outside in this country.
>>24929079
>Takes some self-discipline and organisation to live in the field without it turning into squalor
>don't shit where you sleep
>pack out your trash
Is it really that hard?
>>24929118
I was a wildland firefighter, ski patroller, climber and a few other outdoorsy things. I have finally found the perfect way to combine my /innawoods/ knowledge with my loathing of this society and desire for NEETdom.
I look on it as training for going full-Proennke in the not so distant future after moving to a country with nearly endless (or it will be for my lifetime) wilderness.
my grandparents actually own a cabin in the woods and its the most boring shit ever
but sure if you enjoy sitting around doing nothing for the rest of your life better start saving for that cabin in the woods
>>24929272
>Not turning it into a business and/or cult
>Not starting a military disciplined organization of families that cut costs by living outside
>>24929226
>Is it really that hard?
Judging by the number of people who dream about it vs. those who manage to do it as a lifestyle, yes.
What do you eat? How far is the hike into the city to get supplies? Where do you get money?
>>24929272
>breaks leg in wilderness
>dies slowly
Welp, one less NEET in the world.
>>24929192
Contrary to popular belief rain isn't toxic.
>>24929276
>if you enjoy sitting around doing nothing for the rest of your life
>>24929276
>but sure if you enjoy sitting around doing nothing for the rest of your life
Fucking yes please.
>>24929299
I am an army of one. Part of the way I fund myself in addition to the little bit of UK neetbux I get.
You're getting onto the right track about my mentality tho!
>>24929276
That's all I want stupid fucker.
Give me a homegym, bro-tier dog and I can spend the rest of my life there.
>>24928603
is it really you? can you update us on what is going on in your life now?
