>tfw got my 33 year old girlfriend pregnant on accident
>she wants to keep it
Fuck man. Why did I have to become a normie? Why couldn't I have stayed a robot? I'm 22, I can barely take care of myself, let alone a kid. Fuck.
>>24927627
>my 33 year old girlfriend
Dude I wouldn't fuck a 33 year old woman if I were 35
>>24927627
I bet she's like a fat, disgusting 33 as well isn't she?
>>24927655
Sorry normie, but some of us have to settle and date older women in order to have companionship.
lmfao good night life seriously what the fuck were you thinking you idiot?
get her an abortion pill or someshit
>>24927655
>>24927670
Beggars can't be choosers. But she's very thin and looks 25. Not even bullshitting you even though you will think I am.
>>24927711
How'd you meet her? What do you do?
just do what all the black guys do and run away
Just slip her an abortion pill you autist, or ask on a normie board, normie.
>>24927711
Pic of you guys together, or OP is fag
>not being happy about the fact that her belly and tits are going to swell up thanks to your seed
>>24927766
fuck off psycho, don't do this. just man up and take responsibility
>>24927627
tell her to keep your dick instead. chop it off and give it to her in a tiffany's box. she'll get the message.
>>24927822
>man up and take responsibility
>>24927627
Are sure the baby is yours?
>>24927627
>he went 3D
>>24927822
You're a psycho if you're going to bring someone into this world when you don't want them or you're not in a position to care for them. You will raise a true psycho if you don't do this, you are a selfish piece of shit.
It's muh dick ina box
Just claim you're a pedophile.
>>24927866
I dunno, man.
Knocking someone up/getting pregnant in this age of contraception and porn is pretty retarded.
I say abortion is murder.
>>24927866
this, that kid will be fucked up
>>24927880
>abortion is murder
So what if it was? millions of people die each day, that unborn fetus is far less conscious than a starving african, a syrian, or generally anyone else being murdered, if murder of something that is barely conscious (if that) bothers you so much then why don't you go help those people who can actually feel instead of posting on r9k.
But ok, go be a selfish piece of shit then, too selfish to take a minor hit in your conscious to prevent a shitty life from coming into existence.
lmao fucking retard
congrats on ruining your life before it's even begun
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>>24927963
>minor hit in your conscious
>your conscious
run op
run like the fucking wind
That's why you get Plan B or fuck her in the ass.
>>24928057
In your ego? I don't know the word because it's such a ridiculous concept to me that someone would create such a shitty life just so they don't feel bad about themselves for a little while.
>>24927627
>on accident
wat?
don't you mean "by accident"?
>>24928108
it's conscience
"Accident"
Pham, most likely she rawdogged Chad so she could rope you in. You're probably the best she can get after hitting the wall. You're gonna raise another man's child.
I hope you enjoyed your life while it lasted OP. It's over now.
>on accident
>on
You deserve it for being a fucking retard
>>24927627
:)
your misery makes me happy.
>normie
>gf
>22 yo with 33 yo
You deserve it
>>24928567
You be it for fucking a deserving retard
>Successfully reproduced
Your line will live on, OP. You aren't a genetic dead end, like most of the rest of us.
Damn, so good to know that at least I will never know those normie feels.
I really wish you suffering with that if thats true, may it will turn worst for you, normie. Keep going.
>22 yo with 33 yo
you are not a normie, you just a desperate beta-kek
>>24927627
what does it mean on fucking accident?
If fucking without a condor is what you call accident then good for you, have fun.
might as well get a genetic test to establish parenthood, if she freaks out and refuses you'll know the truth
>>24927627
Do you have anything that she can take from you? Do you work? Otherwise you could bail on her and kid or leech her and be stay at home dad if she make more money.
Just tell her you can't take care of it
JUST BTFO however you plan it, OP
>>24927627
>doing anything with 3d succubi
thats what you get normalfag
>NOT ALL GIRLS SETTLE DOWN WITH A BETA KUCKLORD AFTER RIDING THE COCK CAROUSEL IN THEIR TEENTIES AND TWENTIES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>24927627
Start slipping drugs in her food to induce a miscarriage, she's 33 so she won't get suspicious
And get a vasectomy you idiot
>>24927627
what prev. methods did you used
>>24929188
and /r9k/ was right again
>>24927627
Don't become a beta provider Anon.
Ask her to abort or leave her
guys how can i always be sure that the women i fuck will never get preggers? beside vasectomi what else is there to do?
>>24929468
Use condor and don't cum. Also keep a schedule of her fertile days.
>>24929559
what id she doesnt tell me the real dates? what if she never meets me when shes actually on her period so i cant tell what days are her fertile days?
>>24927627
Put an abortion pill in her food. If that fails kick her down the stairs. If that fails move country.
>>24927627
just roll with it
>>24929559
>Use condor
yeah, women hate birds
spike her drink with morning after
>>24927627
Quick tell us the secret for getting a gf! How did you do it! Lives are hanging in the balance here!
>>24927670
Buy a dog if u want companionship u normie scum
>>24927627
YOU'RE GONNA BE A DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24927627
>chad got rekt
heh, now my day is at least a little better
>>24930894
morning after doesn't work after 72 hours
>>24927627
This could be a great opportunity to get your life together. God is telling you now is time.
>>24929405
>abortion
>>24929581
If you don't trust her that much you shouldn't be fucking
>>24927627
Enjoy paying out the ass in child support
fucking idiot
>>24927627
Her biological clock was ticking. Did she insist it was ok not to use a condom? If so you got babykeked
>>24927811
>dark and large areolas
>saggy breasts
no thanks, she'd look revolting
thats what you get for cumming in no condor you retarded normie
>>24930877
You must be nevv
>>24927627
Suicide is the only option at this point.
Becoming a parent right now would probably ruin your life.
>>24927627
>I'm 22, I can barely take care of myself, let alone a kid. Fuck.
i had my first when i was 15, trust me it pretty much comes to you naturally, parenting is a lot easier than people make out.
Congrats on the baby, OP.
Just remind yourself that you're a coddled millenial weakling.
How old were your parents when they had their first kid? My mom was 16 and my dad was 18. Everything worked out fine.
Man up, OP. You can do it.
Your woman being older should be a plus, she has her shit together more than you do, right?
>>24932764
>saggy breasts
Those are actually pretty perky, but the nipples are pig disgusting
>>24932879
>not wanting to suck on those thick juicy nubs
>preferring tiny child-nipples over those of a breeding bitch
LOW TEST DETECTED.
>>24927627
tbqh this is serious business and you need to have an adult talk, ask her if she really wants to keep it knowing that you can barely take care of yourself
your kid might end up here in 20 years if it has a shitty upbringing
>>24927627
I'm going to de-rail this conversation a bit and ask a question that's been on my mind lately, if a woman tells you she's on the pill and you don't have to wear a condor, should you insist on it anyway? Can you make up a valid reason for it? I don't trust roasties as far as I can throw them
>>24932930
>might
This fags gonna get divorced within a year and then a single mom with betabux will raise the kid to be a failure this is the path op chose
>>24929468
Fake name, no social media, no way for her to contact her if she gets preggers. Use 2 forms of compatible birth control like the pill and condoms or the pill and spermicide
>>24927627
Fucking normie cunt you deserve it. Hope the kid is an autist
>>24927627
How do you have sex on accident? Dumb ass normals.
>>24933505
Are you having a gigggle?
who /datingagirlolderthanyou/ here?
19 y/o with 31 y/o gf here
>>24927860
once you go 3d
you get std
>33 year old girlfriend
>still having to worry about taking care of yourself or your new kid
You fucked up. I'm 22 and my girlfriend is 34 but she's a mommy gf, she works for a bank and owns properties that she rents out and easily clears 150k a year. She lets me live the NEET life while supporting me, under the condititon that I do stuff like chores, show her affection, go out with her to dinner and company events, etc. One of the conditions she set is that I have to provide her with a child, and we're planning to go through with it soon. But she's already made it clear she's going to handle most of the responsibility and will hire a caretaker so my NEET life isn't too disrupted. Not that I'm going to neglect the baby or anything, I'm honestly pretty excited desu.
Basically your gf sounds like a deadbeat roastie, unless you're dating a mommy gf dating a 30+ year old woman at 22 is maximum beta behavior desu senpai.
>>24933686
No you get a kid
>>24933735
are you me? im in pretty much in the situation you are, my gf is about 12 years older than me, but i just need to get a job so i don't look like a lazy slob. feels good having a mommy lawyer gf
>>24927627
this is why you always ask before you have sex their stance on abortion
if theey reneg on that idea then you engage in emotional manipulation n until she gives him up (works until they are 25 or older which is when their biological clock starts ticking)
if you're older than 25 and still dont want kids then get a fucking vasectomy and freeze sperm dumbass
>>24932198
>God is telling you now
Kill yourself.
>>24932856
>i had my first when i was 15
Sucks to be you and OP. Your futures are dog shit.
>>24927627
>I wanna have sex without consequences!
Men these days....
>>24933796
>i just need to get a job so i don't look like a lazy slob.
It's okay for women to never work though. Fucking beta males.
>>24933598
>sex
Damn right I am.
>>24934588
she's also abelly gfand alawyer
>>24927627
>fucking a lonely 33 year old woman without a condom
are you retarded?
>>24927627
Since she's 33 there's a chance that she doesn't want a serious relationship, she will keep the baby but she'll raise it herself or another guy will raise it and she'll keep doing your brains out on the side.
But if she wants you to stay, you are going to stay. Mature women play no games.
>>24927627
How did you "accidentally" jizz into her snatch?
Relinquish all legal rights to see the baby or be part of it's life
Never fuck an older woman
they're psycho
they'll freeze your sperm and shit, man
ticking time bomb and all
Are you going to be the house husband?
>>24933796
>>24933735
Where/How did you find your mommy gfs?
How do I find the "cougar" bars
Is it feasible to go to these things alone I have no friends that are interested in going to a bar with me
That is what you get for dating +30s
30 is the age at which they want to settle with a betaprovider.
>>24936069
I'm pretty sure a bar full of sexually active mature women would have no issues with you walking in there alone. If anything it should illustrate that you came there with a plan/already knowing what you want.
>>24927627
Look on the bright side OP! You're about to receive a brand new feel.
>>24927627
RETARD
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Drobot can't keep me down
>>24927627
dumb fuck fell for the vagina trap. enjoy paying expensive child support bills or force to commit. how does it feel to know women have this much control over you? the fact that you have no male reproductive rights and fewer birth control methods then females. serve you right normie loser piece of shit.
>>24928801
you faggots are jumping to conclusion never assume your child is yours or sing off as being the father without a dna test you idiots. unless you want to pay child support to a child that is not yours because you sing off as the father without a dna test.
>>24929468
don't have sex women are known to spermjack men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQIs4MuRIo
>>24927627
What's wrong with kids, its her choice too, you chose to have sex. Let her raise it. At the least you'll have a kid with half of your genes.
>>24928071
This...if tbqhf
>>24937271
>What's wrong with kids
They're worthless sacks of shit.
>>24933028
STD excuse. Problem is that only works until she gets tested and shows results. After that your options got to shit in terms of valid reasons that WONT ruin things.
>>24933742
It's the same thing.
