>have a big dick (8.25x6.125)
>go to r/smalldickproblems
>Laugh at the dicklets on suicide watch
Is this what normies feel like reading this board. No wonder they stay here. The feeling of superiority is amazing.
>>24926343
A lot of women these days claim their vaginas are pretty much numb and all the pleasure comes from the clitoris.
If that were actually true then it seems like a big penis is functionally no better than a small one.
>8.25x6.125
>This is what 6 inchers think they are
>>24926379
It's visually impressive when you pull it out, at least. My ex loved sucking my dick, she said it was the first one she gagged on in a long time. That was one hell of a piece of validation. I'm happy with my pee pee.
>>24926401
How to properly measure, please?
I'm 100% sure mine is at LEAST above average.
>>24926379
this is what I don't get.
most of them can't cum from penetration so why the fuck do they still want a big dick?
>>24926429
>Measure your penis with a tape ruler while erect
>Take note of the tip of your penis
>Where ever your penis's tip lands that's the measurement
It's not that hard, no need to round your penis size to the nearest 2 inches
>>24926401
Its around the length of a water bottle. half chub is 7" not bone pressed. But the fact that you dont believe me is due to the fact that youre no where near as large. Id laugh at the dicklets here too but most blatantly lie about their size.
>>24926379
False. There a cervical orgasm along with the A and P spot. easiest way to get a girl to orgasm from sex imo.
>>24926461
>most of them can't cum from penetration so why the fuck do they still want a big dick?
Do you not realize you answered your own question.
About 30% of woman claim to orgasm from PiV. The womans vagina is about 7 or 8 inches long fully aroused. It takes the top 10% of guys to give a woman an orgasm. Why do you think they always chase after chad thundercock. Its because you cant satisfy them.
>>24926343
My dick is only 5.5" long but its just as thick as yours, I get lots of compliments on how thick it is but also comments about how short it is. I'm not sure how to feel about it.
fake photoshoped picture
i beleive we are being manipulated by the fbi, fellow robots.
>>24926486
>False. There a cervical orgasm along with the A and P spot. easiest way to get a girl to orgasm from sex imo.
Yet so many women say they can ONLY get an orgasm from clitoral stimulation.
>>24926531
the female gspot is only like 4 inches into the vagina when they're aroused, the fuck are you talking about.
>>24926595
been thinking the same thing for years, they want us to do this whole crazy shooting thing to ban guns and initiate a police state.
Look on the bright side, at least you aren't me.
>2.5" soft, 4" hard
>skinny with phimosis
>>24926602
>http://www.salon.com/2015/11/02/cervical_orgasm_partner/
The G spot is just what the average guy can reach. The reach pleasure is the A and P spot along with cervical stimulation. But again a woman has to come across a 10% to experience this.
>>24926595
You know how most of the home grown terrorists were "radicalized" by the FBI?
What if this site is being used to "radicalize" people like us into becoming shooters?
>>24926343
>Is this what normies feel like reading this board. No wonder they stay here. The feeling of superiority is amazing.
Actually... yes. That's exactly how I feel most of the time when I browse here.
However, when I'm spending more time on here than anywhere else, that feeling gets replaced by "what the hell am I doing with my life?"
>>24926654
>salon.com
>cervical stimulation
what happened to the cervix being extremely sensitive and causing pain when bumped during sex?
what the fuck is going on here, has science changed in the last year?
>>24926654
>salon
ohhh fuck whyyyyy?
now theres more spots allof a sudden
>its just metaphor, allegory
>>24926685
theyre trying to change the argument to their favor
moving goal posts
next thing you know theres a z spot only goku can reach
>>24926685
Some girls like it because the happened to have the luck of meeting a guy (or a few guys) who hit it just the right way. Or they are just naturally predisposed to like it or something.
Most people I met didn't like it all that much. My petite 5-foot-whatever girlfriend didn't like it. One other girl didn't seem to mind. She never complained about pain when I was with her. and she was just as short. wide hips though. so idk
>>24926343
And yet here you are on an anonymous chatboard for beta males instead of making use of your schlong
>>24926715
>next thing you know theres a z spot only goku can reach
It's 5:13 am and I almost busted out laughing. Thanks for that, anon
>POWER POLE EXTENDDDDDDDDDDD
>>24926429
http://measurepenis.weebly.com/
>>24926685
There was a firmware update for cervixes. Most women have now received it but some have auto-update switched off or have not rebooted their vagina since installing.
>>24926685
Its like your balls. When aroused having them massaging feels amazing. Having them kicked never feels good.
When girls are about to come they normally ask me to press against their cervix.
>>24926772
massaging my balls when I'm not aroused feels pretty good too, I sit and massage my balls while watching TV/movies all the time.
show me a single woman who likes having her cervix touched other than the ones you've encountered.
>>24926829
Does having your balls kicked ever feel good. Probably not. If so then youre like the rarity of females who enjoy having their cervix smashed. The cervical kiss is something you should have heard of.
>>24926855
when did this become a thing?
this wasn't a thing a handful of years ago, this thread is the first I ever hear of this cervical kiss.
Why would you laugh at dicklets?
Humble in victory, anon.
>>24926855
You're not kicking her in the cervix though. I've seen girls that have had it barely touched and it hurts them to where it kills the mood
>Implying I give a fuck about pleasing a hole
>>24926886
that's the story I hear as well, the cervix is a mood killer but this guy is claiming the opposite.
either some salon shill trying to push this interracial propoganda, because let's face it, black men always have that stereotype of having massive dicks or this dude is just trolling for a laugh.
>>24926772
I wouldn't say having the balls massaged ever feels "amazing".
It can feel vaguely pleasurable I guess?
Nowhere near "amazing".
>>24926962
try being fully aroused and having a girl do it for you. Youd be surprised how much better a girl feels than your hand kek
>>24926874
>>24926928
>this wasn't a thing a handful of years ago
It has always been a thing.
http://arousedwomanblog.com/2012/02/09/female-anatomy-a-spot-g-spot-k-spot-p-spot-u-spot/
>tfw 5x4.5
>tfw not adequate whatsoever
>tfw will never copulate and mate
>tfw doomed to be beta provider for children not mine
>>24927037
this is some fucking psuedo-science tier shit going on right here.
I'm surprised they're not rubbing crystals over their stomachs to enhance pleasurability.
>>24926343
>there are dicklets getting laid while you laugh at betas on image boards
sounds like a lose situation to me
Threre are researchs that people with small dick have larger and more sticking out prostate in ass.
You manot not be cunt destoryer but you can always be a nice bussy
>>24927346
>tfw have big dick
>tfw still haven't managed to climax on prostate stim alone
is this why?
>>24927346
Wahahahahha so it's proven how it really is. Dicklets rekt!
Serious question: Are you supposed to measure BONE-PRESSED or not?
I gain about an extra .5 inches by pressing.
>>24927519
VVtf is that.
>>24927519
BPEL but if you do the average is about 5.75. That being said anything under 7 is considered small
>>24926343
>implying longer dick will help get a gf
Im not a normie with normie look
>>24926674
That would make sense. Radicalize him into hating women, cutting him off from any meaningful connection, love or relationship with them. He is turned against anyone who is unlike himself. potential Chad and normie friends are vilified,further isolating him. Eventually his loneliness and isolation exacerbate or help create mental illness and instability. He can only blame himself for it but he is a coddled manchild who can never be wrong. If he is not wrong, society is.
>>24926343
A timestamped picture of your dick next to a ruler that preferrably isn't shoved into your pelvic bone with a 300 ton pressure and you'd get some credibility. Until then I'm just going to assume you're a 3 incher trying to feel a little good about himself at the expense of others.
6.6x5.5 here, but even if I had a huge dick I still wouldn't get laid because I never leave the basement and I'm a social retard. Women actually seem to think I have a huge dick tho, because I have huge feet and hands.
>>24928075
people with genuinely big dicks arent afraid of putting it on the table
>>24927037
that lady sounds like a complete fucking retard
>>24928153
Exactly, your call OP.
>feeling "superior" to the absolute worst society has to offer
Jokes on you faggot.
>>24927037
Do all women have entire alphabets inside their vaginas? or just roastie whores
>>24928153
>>24928171
>>24928075
I would never post anything personal for you faggots. If you were a hot girl that be a different story but I have no interest in dicklets fantasizing about my dick.
>>24928075
>A timestamped picture of your dick next to a ruler that preferrably isn't shoved into your pelvic bone with a 300 ton pressure
This is how its supposed to be measured though.
>>24928193
If I dont feel superior to someone Id just off myself.
>>24928237
Is it hard to accept that there stimulating spots in the vagina that youll never reach. Dont worry though. I trade having my pelvis against her clit for hitting her cervix.
>>24928247
Well then, confirmed for minidick
>>24926739
Measuring to the side like picured there gives you more inches than should be
>>24928256
Nah man, you're supposed to put it lightly against because that's realistically as much as you'd be able to get inside a vagina.
>>24928508
No you press as hard as possible through the fat pad into the vagina. Also you cant have varying penis sizes and think that accurate.
>if I lost 5lbs Id gain an inch
Thats not how penises work. Try and remove as much of the fat pad as possible when measursing.
>>24928354
this dicklet thinks he can trick me into posting a dick pic. Im insecure about a lot of things but my dick isnt one of them.
