GF feels thread?
GF feels thread.
>when her head rests in your armpits and she says "I love the way you smell"
>when she plays with your armpit hair while kissing
Actually she might have an armpit fetish now I think about it. Still adorable.
>when she pouts because you tease her
>when her mother finally starts to trust you
>when she kisses you out of the blue because she just felt like letting me know she loves me
>when you watch her play your favourite video games laughing about how bad she is but she gets better and starts playing more vidya in her own time
>when you're cuddling together and playing Smash and then she wraps her arms around your face so that she wins
>when you're cuddling together and playing Smash and then she takes her top and bra off so that she wins.
>when she's on her period and doesn't feel like doing much so she just lies on your lap while you watch shitty anime, eating chocolate and talking about history, philosophy and psychology
>when she tricks you into kissing her after she's given you a blowjob and she still has your cum in her mouth and then she giggles like a sweetheart but it actually wasn't that bad
>when her moans fill the room and her thighs lock around your hips instinctively stopping you from pulling out even if you wanted to
>when she punches me in the stomach and tells me shut the fuck up
>>24926434
Can't say I've ever had that happen senpai.
>>24926446
It's a my fetish desu, never thought I'd find someone like her.
>when she doesn't exist
>>24926013
>tfw she doesn't exist
>tfw she will never exist
>tfw having a gf is a normal, human experience
>tfw having a gf doesn't even enter the realm of possibility in your mind
Thanks for the thread, OP.
>when you're both raging alcoholics
>when you always get drunk and fight
>when she throws her phone at you and cuts your brow
>when you have to go for a long walk so as not to beat the shit out of her
we're probably really bad for each other, but she makes me happy.
>>24926479
>>24926483
Most GFs are boring, vain normie roasties that are prone to cheating and arguing, so don't worry, OP just hit the jackpot.
>>24926507
I know, I had one once. Wasn't even good looking but managed to cheat on me.
Good for me though, she was dumb as bricks and had none of my interests or sense of humor.
I hope she dies. I am sworn off women for now. They're all trash.
>>24926013
>when she kisses you out of the blue because she just felt like letting me know she loves me
That's so heartwarming but you both need to fucking die for being happy
>>24926582
Would rather tripfags die first.
>>24926586
me too
i hate myself
>>24926013
>she still has your cum in her mouth and then she giggles like a sweetheart but it actually wasn't that bad
You're gay.
>>24926013
I do nut understand, at first is being sweet the I am thinking is joke?
>>24926434
This is not a GFkeks thread anon
>when she sacrifices your fucking sou to the dark lord
>>24926748
What?
watblox
>>24926689
Literally coming to this thread to post this
.>>24926013
You think you are so amazing but you got 'tricked'.
How does one even get tricked into doing this?
>>24926013
wish such things happened to me robot.. i really wish
>>24926851
>when she pouts because you tease her
Is sweet.
>when she tricks you into kissing her after she's given you a blowjob and she still has your cum in her mouth and then she giggles like a sweetheart but it actually wasn't that bad
This is joke?
>tfw she's asleep next to you and you're funposting on /r9k/
>>24926689
>>24926854
>>24926876
>they've never tasted their own cum
>they wouldn't kiss a girl just because their own cum is in her mouth
>not even another guy's cum, just your own
Beta as fuck.
>>24926890
I am girl haha Is not the same of me.
>>24926013
>when she swallows everytime so I don't have to worry about eating my own cum when I kiss her again
>>24926013
OC from yesterday for me:
>be changing pants out of work clothes into sweats
>pants are down mid-transition
>gf stops me pulling up sweats
>gets on knees
>starts sucking out of the blue
>blow a load in her mouth
>she swallows
>she sits down and starts setting up a Magic the Gathering game that we were about to play
pic related
>>24926013
>when she goes on a two-day trip and sends messages that she misses you a lot and wants to meet up immediately afterwards
>when her friends tell her that she can bring you again next time
>when her father secretly tells her that she chose a very fine man but she is too happy about it and tells you
>when you leave her place in the morning and she texts you that she just can't get out of bed because it smells of you
>when you accidently see a text of her telling her best friend that she has never been as happy as she is with you
>when she waits for a good moment in public to secretly make out with you and then laughs about you trying to handle your hard-on
>when she is really cautious about hurting your feelings and whenever you laughingly tell her that she worries too much she just laughs and tells you how wonderful you are
>when she really likes your friends but doesn't want to accompany you every time because she does not want to look clingy
>when your friends get along with her really well and invite her although they know they don't have to
>when she is extremely eager to please you and gets an explosive pride when you are done and completely exhausted and happy
>when you have an interesting discussion and she just kisses you out of the blue, looks at you, smiles for a moment and continues to talk
>when you're in public and she suddenly tells you how bad she wants you right now
>>24926434
Made my day, kek
>>24926801
>>24927002
Not even trying to make a kek, I honestly like getting punched in the fucking gut.
>tfw you don't have a gf so you hug your pillow at night
>>24927023
Kinda ktf. Tfw bf, but we sleep at our own respective places most nights. I'm seriously considering a daki because it's hard to sleep without him.
>>24926975
Sounds good honestly.
Sucks this will never happen to me.
>when she cooks and bakes for you
>when she has awesome taste in music, vidya, and books
>when she doesn't get all offended at inappropriate jokes and instead throws them right back at you
>when all of your friends agree that she's a total bro
>when you overhear your friends' gfs bitching about the men and she shrugs and just says nice things about you
>when your brother is jealous of your relationship because his gf is a total bitch to him
>when you're sitting on the couch playing vidya, she's stretched out reading, and starts using her cute little feet to massage your crotch
>then you get distracted, fuck up in the game, and she just giggles
>>24926013
>when he walks by you cooking for him and squeezes your butt
>when he whispers lewd things in your ears in public
>when he holds your hand in front of other boys
>when he calls you his good girl
>when you're looking into his eyes as you have his cock on your lips
>when you have a long day and he cuddles you and brushes your hair
>when he kills the homeless and tortures stray cats with you
nonnn of this will happen to me, one shot of bleach barman
>>24927140
getting pretty Apt Pupil up in here.
>tfw moderately disturbed by the novella's overall concept, but completely aroused at the kid's wet dream scenario
>>24926907
You should be my girlfriend, Princess.
>>24926975
>when her father secretly tells her that she chose a very fine man but she is too happy about it and tells you
Fucking normie.
>>24927080
Best gf in thread. Is this real? Where did you meet?
I started crying on the subway recently because I saw a really cute girl kiss her boyfriend's cheek out of nowhere when they were standing quietly beside each other.
>when she leaves you for being 'too nice to her'
>when she goes from homely gf who cooks and cleans to partying every night with her whore friends
>when you find out shes been texting guys behind your back
yup
gf feels
>>24927177
No thank you. Also you would not want stripper for girlfriend haha
>Princess
Is not first time I am called this, weird.
>>24927223
Where are you from, cutie?
>>24926013
and she says "I love the way you smell"
>thanks for opening a vietnam war flashback feel of how much i miss her.
Everyday i give up more and more
>>24927242
I am from Russia. Why are you saying these kind words?
>>24927252
I know that feel dude. It's been 5 years since I had a girlfriend. Kill me.
>>24927262
Like everyone else here, he's desperate for gf.
>>24927267
Would grab a beer with.
Im at 4.5 but who's counting.
>>24927279
Oh. But I have already say no. Poor persons.
>>24927305
I'm guessing in Russia you're not used to compliments?
>>24927262
>I am from Russia.
I thought so. I could tell from the way you type it was somewhere in Eastern Europe.
>Why are you saying these kind words?
Because everyone deserves a little kindness.
>>24927293
Where do you live, anon? It'll be six years for me next September. The worst part is, I broke up with her.
>she pays for my food all the time without me having to ask
i assume this isnt common
Where can I go that doesn't have normalfags spouting normalfag bullshit. Obviously facebook is infested, so is reddit, here, wizardchan even has normies infesting it fuck.Haystack/Emi always went on wizardchan along with a bunch of other grils
>>24927204
We met in hs. We were both awkward robot types with no social lives. Had a few classes together. As soon as she figured out we listened to the same music, she went from being a shy mumbler to talking enthusiastically with me. I was smitten. Eventually we started dating. She was a tough nut to crack because of being so shy and introverted, so we spent months talking as friends before I introduced the notion.
I struck gold. I'm her first and only bf. She's cute. Learned to cook because her mom died when she was young and her dad worked two jobs, and now she does it professionally. She practically raised her little brother, so she's good with kids too.
>>24927323
I am not knowing if they are happen often. Is every day where you are? Mostly just is happens when I work.
>>24927356
>I thought so. I could tell from the way you type it was somewhere in Eastern Europe.
Not so good yet haha, worse when I am talking. I do not grow up with English but I notice many other Russians here are good.
>Because everyone deserves a little kindness.
This is good thinking. Is so true, I love kindness and always try to do it!
>>24927366
Australia.
Feel like telling the story?
>>24927398
New Zealand. Not much to tell really. I was bored of her and wanted more excitement.
Boring is better than being alone though.
>When I fuck her in the ass and the smell of shit fills her tiny room
I'm almost annoyed sometimes.
>>24927397
Compliments are more so common in America to women more so then men. Personally I rarely get compliments. What brings you to 4chan?
>>24927432
America and Canada look amazing for place to live. Is dream for me to live in one of these places :)
WHy less compliments for men? You are kind person, is good!
I come here over years first time was I saw stuff of British girl all over. I come here more now also.
I am using this thread as research for if I ever get a bf
I want to be the best gf ever
>>24927502
Canada would probably be better of the two, but I'm looking at it through a window as opposed to actually living there.
It's nice for you to say I'm kind, but I'm afraid I'm not the anon who called you Princess. You are sweet though if that means anything.
>>24927525Protip: meeting your bf on r9k is the best thing you can do for him :^ )
>>24927525
You already are the best girl ever for posting Ilya. We should get together. Ignore the tripfag.
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
I HAD A GF DREAM LAST NIGHT AND DEPRESSED AS FUCK FUCK OFF FROM THIS BOARD WITH THIS SHIT
>>24927525
SHOW ME UR BOOBS I WAN TO C UR BOOBS
>>24927628
>>24927645
back the fuck offf!!111!????
*unzips katana*Finding love on r9k is the biggest red flag ever desu.thats why i'm here
>>24927525
Don't be a secondary that only likes Prismer Illya, and actually take the time to read all the VN's, LNs, ect. Hell, all of Nasu's works and youd be a 10/10 gf.
>>24927668
Nasu is shit, she should read VNs that are actually good like Kara no Shoujo, Muv Luv, Symphonic Rain etc.
>>24927569
I would be happy with any of these two country. But like I say, is only dream.
I mean the way you say these things, is coming like polite, you did not call me whore haha. I was no sure if person who says I am princess was being looking down on me and sarcastic (is right word?), I get this a lot.
Also thank you, is good to hear these things, makes me smile :)
>>24927692
Fuck off faggot, she posted Illya
She's now TMfag property now, deal with it.
>>24927703
>I was no sure if person who says I am princess was being looking down on me and sarcastic (is right word?)
I wasn't. You're a good person.
>>24927723
I bet you haven't even read the good Type Moon properties like Fate/Strange Fake, Fate/Prototype Fragments, Fate/Zero and Mahoyo. You're a true secondary here mate, sticking to meme VNs.
>>24927743
>No Apocrypha
Smh, secondaries mad up in this bitch
>>24927692
>VNs that are actually good
>No Seacats.
Fukken loser lmao
>>24927727
Ok, very good of you to say. Thank you :) You are nice.
>>24927703
I try not to be rash desu. Even on 4chan. I once talked so apparently polite that someone I was talking to tried to make sure I wasn't a bot or a faker of some sort
>>24927764
>Smh, secondaries mad up in this bitch
Apocrypha is fucking terrible with that fucking Sieg/Astolfo plotline derailing the entire fucking story and Amakusa hijacking the entire plot.
Umineko is also a fucking abomination, a pretentious mess that has no idea what it's doing or where it's going that falls back on pseudointellectualism and post-modernism to justify it's own failings in it's narrative and expects the audience to fill in the blanks and then criticises it for doing so.
Higurashi is much superior, but R07 just isn't a very good writer, you goat.
>>24927692
>Muv Luv
I need to re-read Alternative, I need my monthly suffering dose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbzHGbqRq9c
>>24927823
Sumika > Meiya tbhfam
>when you wake up before her and you just sit there listening to her sleep noises as she wakes up
>when she tells you that your penis is big even when you know it's not.
My personal favourite though is
>when you're at a hotel and having a bath together and a water fight begins, going for the next 3 hours.
>doing that every day for a week.
I love her so much.... ;____;
Mfw contra code wont work irl.
Id kill for just one more shot at life.
>>24927794
I do not know what desu is.
Haha that is funny. You should be staying like this, is good to be! There are a lot of sad and angry persons here it can make me feel bad for them.
>>24927810
You seem upset wwwww
>>24927836
Give me your dress, I'll fight you niggaActually it's Tsukuyomi > all
>>24927921
Kasumi > * > Chizuru
>>24927848
When I mean desu, I mean "to be honest" how did you learn English? If you don't mind me asking?
>>24927663
Get the fuck out you tripfag piece of shit.
If you don't like being anonymous go back to reddit, attention whoring is a red flag too, wouldn't you say?
>>24927980
Ok.
Haha you are kind to say, my talking is barely English! I try to learn for past while, I use all things like movies and internet and song to help. I did not grow up in area where English was big. Is very hard!
>>24928060
So you can write English better than you can speak it?
>>24928060
How difficult do you think it would be for an English speaker to learn Russian to a decent level? I've been to Russia a few times and have managed to pick up some words and phrases but I'd like to get better.
Also, is it a cultural thing that Russians don't smile at strangers? Or do they just not smile at non Russians? Maybe it's just a Moskva thing?
> ITT: Thirsty betas fooled by slav bait.
>>24928182
>implying and projecting this hard
>>24928151
Is about the same. But typing is easier for spell check and translate for bigger words and other things. Some times I am talking out loud to get feel of it.
>>24928170
I can not say, is hard for me for English, but is not same for all. If you are already learn words then you can be good?
Lots do not smile at others, but in tourist area they do for more comfort for them to spend money.
>>24928243
Ah alright. I have to sleep now since it's late/early. G-goodnight
>>24928243
Yeah, I was just wondering if there's a reason Russians don't tend to smile? Most Russians I've met have been perfectly nice people, so the lack of smiling has always intrigued me as a big difference between the cultures of Eastern and Western Europe.
Your written English is pretty good.
>>24928288
Goodnight :)
notoriginal
>>24928304
Is just not always happening. At least with not known persons. I like to smile.
Haha you are liar, but is kind of you.
>>24926013
>I'veonlybeenwiththisgirlfortwomonths.png
It gets worse anon
>>24926013
Nice one dude
>>24926925
True dedication right there
>>24926528
You know saying this is equal to the 'all men are the same' BS feminists shit out, it's just the chads and stacies on the surface which will make people think like that, because people below the surface either join then, pretend to join or try miserably to join them, beneath the surface are neets and people with personality galore, but it's just hard to find in a world that promotes conformity.
>>24928304
Not smiling is more of a European vs. America thing, rather than West vs. East.
The fake, forced smile is an American thing. In Europe in general you smile with friends and someone you have actual warmth with.
>>24928357
Haha, I've worked with many non-English speaking people that now live here. I've had to help plenty of Poles and Lithuanians write documents or make changes to get their writing understandable.
Everyone learns at different rates and in my experience, aside from the staff in hotels, or those in companies that work with British/Americans etc, English isn't widely spoken, so to have self taught to your current level is really good.
>>24926854
I would immediately break up with a guy who refused to kiss me just because his own cum is in my mouth. If you're too good to taste something I wrapped my entire mouth around for 15 mins you are an asshole and also an overcompensating faggot in denial
>>24928406
I'm the guy you're replying to. I'm actually British and my work takes me all over Europe. I have considered if it was simply a case of not forcing familiarity. I've found in most places, especially when I can't speak any of the language that a polite smile when initiating a conversation tends to be met the same way.
Imo, the American degree of forced politeness is just as disconcerting as parts of Europe's lack of it.
>>24928386
What does it matter? Having moderate views isn't going to make me hurt less.
>when you flirt with each other by a quick grope
man i miss it
