>everyone is having sex except you
>>24925066
>tfw playing with new vibrator
>tfw no real boy to make my legs shake
>you've been sick for the past 2 weeks AND are a giant loser
>Chad is perfectly healthy right now
You guys care about sex waaaaaaay too much
>>24925102
you'd feel the same if you've never done it
>>24925089
>female complaining that she can't get sex
>>24925206
triggered malebot detected
>tfw panting like an anime girl
I'm fucked aren't I
>>24925294
You're pretty fucked to be a man panting like and anime girl
>fembots
How many times does this have to be debunked, honestly?
>tfw friends talk about getting their dicks sucked and playing with their girls big tits
>>24925658
>tfw "friends" have started making fun of you openly for being a virgin
>tfw out of all of them you are the only virgin left
>everyone is good looking except you
>everyone had two parents except you
>tfw last virgin on Earth
>>24925683
at this point is when I stopped hanging out with my friends. The void and differences between our lives reached a point where I couldn't even relate to them anymore and it was pointless socializing. I've seen my only friends twice this year.
>>24925683
This feel is to real!
>>24925683
Fortunately for me my friends are losers in every respect except for getting laid. Evidently it doesn't take much to have sex, you just have to not be me.
Practically everyone is doing it and it's one of the most natural things in the world, and I'm going through my entire life without experiencing it.
It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>24925759
getting laid is all that really matters though, no matter what your accomplishments are people will always have this air of superiority over you because they've had sex and haven't
>>24925102
>fat guy with a bag full of burgers waddling down the street
>sees starving homeless man lying on the ground
>"you guys care about eating waaaaaaaaay too much" as you take a bite and continue waddling on your way
Kill yourself
You don't belong on this board and do nothing but hurt it
>tfw almost 27
>tfw only had sex with 2 girls
>tfw havnt had sex in almost 4 years
JUST
>tfw too depressed to even want sex
>>24925810
fucking get out of my thread you normie
>>24925810
>tfw going on 27
>tfw had sex with 0 girls
Why are you even here
>>24925802
But I have had sex...once. It was so long ago now that I forget what it feels like. Hell I forget what kissing feels like.
But i dont want to have kids!
So why have sex at all anon friend?
>go to college with good friend from high school
>every time I see him he's with a different girl
>tries to get back in contact with me, deny him multiple times
And years later here I am
>>24925810
7/10
Not too obvious and good enough to piss people off, well done. I hate you btw
>dudes much uglier/fatter/cringier than you are getting girls' attention and getting laid
>never get any kind of attention from girls
>never tried to approach one
>almost 21 and still a virgin
It's even worse when you live in a hypersexualized society.
>>24925089
please let me come fuck you right now
