>tfw you cum all over yourself and forgot a toilet paper roll
Feelings only some people know thread.
just rub it on your tummy like some sort of cream, thats what I used to do before starting to use paper
>>24924522
hahahahahahaha
I did this too.
>"tummy"
>>24924496
get an empty water bottle
keep it in your room
ejaculate into it
problem solved
Everyone knows that feel brother
>>24924496
Yea I know this feel. I'll just walk to the bathroom with cum all over my torso desu.
>>24924496
>he doesn't use towels
s m h
>>24924496
everyone knows this feel
even women
>tfw you shift a leg in a tight space and your balls cross over and you're not sure which ball is which now and if you don't undo the tie they'll die
Happened last week. Fucking terrifying.
>>24924647
Dude that's horrifying. That whole post just made my balls anxious.
>really good fap
>decide to let it blast instead of pinching forskin yo keep it in
>gets all under my desk
>get a roll of toilet paper
>as im returning to my room mum ask "oh did you spill something? Want me to help clean it up?"
NO NO I DONT REEE
>>24924718
Nah, I've read this doujinshi, gotta assert your dominance in this situation.
>>24924718
>he cums so little he can catch it all in his foreskin
kek what a loser
>>24924718
"Yeah with your tongue bitch"
You coulda shoulda m8
>>24924670
Couldn't walk it was hurting after 10 minutes, friend kept asking what was wrong and I sperged out of the room.
Ambulance took me off and a lady untwisted them. The relief felt like I came a gallon.
>>24924776
>he doesnt have a foreskin that can hold a whole kiwifruit
kek what a jew
>>24924805
>he has a little penis
anteater dick on suicide watch
>>24924805
>>24924823
>he doesn't have a gf to cum inside
Virgins on suicide watch
>>24924805
>he has a foreskin
>>24924864
>tfw I have a bf to cum inside instead
roastie worshipers being sent to isolation cells, deemed "danger to themselves and others".
>>24924888
>degenerate thinks it's a person
cute
>>24924647
Is that real? That's never happened to me, do they just die like that?
>>24924924
Your balls do all kinds of weird shit, my right one goes inside me when I'm cumming sometimes
>>24924496
>when you feel your balls and for a split second it feels like there's only one and you panic to make sure both balls are still there
>>24924496
>tfw eating a sandwich and the top bread always runs out faster than the bottom bread
>>24924924
The stringy things that support them have veins twislered around so yeah cut off circulation will kill your balls.
Some people have a condition where the veins are ridiculously huge and you can feel them.
>tfw fapping and cum and theres nothing to clean it with so you have to use your shirt and then end up having cummy shirt
>>24924907
>thinks cumming in his gf for any reason other than making babies isn't the same
you and I are one, anon
>tfw fapping and cum and nothing comes out
Happens way too often
>tfw you edge for hours and cum so hard it gets on your hair and face
>>24925025
That's your body telling you it's nap time Anon, perfectly natural.
>>24924969
I do this except they sometimes go like 'up' out of my ballsack into like this pocket thing
and then I would do it purpose while jacking off pop them both up and put my thumb across the base of the cock with each ball above the thumb and jack off with the other hand
but everytime I came it would hurt but I would still do it because it feels good
it would be like orgasm......and then it feels like I've been kiked in the balls and I'd get worried they'd get stuck and not come out like they'd travel into my stomach or some shit so I'd franticly pop them out trying to find them and hurt myself more
so I ended up buying a cockring, it still hurts after but it feels better. haven't lost them yet so I don't think they will escape
I don't know whether all males can do it or what? they don't talk about this thing
can you guys pop your balls into like the space above your cock?
so it's like
00 ---->balls
----- ->thumb
i i
i i -> cock
i i
U
maybe I'll take a pic to explain it
can you guys do this? know what I'm talking about?
>roll over while you sleep
>wake up to the feeling of your cumb sliding down your anus
>>24925062
When I was younger I recall my balls slipping up into a kinda pocket, I know what your talking about
>>24925062
I'm not really sure what to say to this.
>>24925042
I don't even fap that often. Even when I abstain for a few days barely anything trickles out
Who /cumintheirunderwearandwearittherestoftheirday/ here?
>>24925166
Has it always been like that? I don't think that's normal.
>jerk off for 5 minutes after teasing myself with hot porn
>cum
>no pleasure
I'm so depressed.
>there's people that don't have a tissue or paper towel by their side to cum on to
>there's people that don't immediately trash it inside a plastic bag in your room
>there's retards that actually cannot properly jack off and get rid of evidence
>there's people on this board right now that have been caught fapping
>>24925216
>getting caught
Its all about the audience anon, I do it for them.
>>24925216
>there are anons on this board right now who don't just blast all over the floor and go to bed
>>24925216
I don't know what you expected,
>>24925062
I made a pic hopefully explains it better
on the right image that is my empty ballsack
>>24925280
Well if that ain't some shit man.
>>24925280
How
9486Ut9ri
>>24925280
That's call tucking. Transwomen do it when they wear underwear to get a more feminine look down there.
>>24925280
Mine does this by itself if I wank lying down, and it's very fucking annoying.
Ah god iktf. Like sudden horny, mindless sex with my hand. Should've worn a rubber.
>amazing fap
>"Oh shit here it comes"
>shit goes everywhere
>on my pubes, on my stomach
>spend the next few minutes cleaning up
>as I look in the bathroom mirror, I see it went all the way on my shoulder of my shirt
>change shirts
Shit's weird yo'
>for the past 6 or so years every time I fap and I'm about to cum I wrap toliet roll round my hand and cum into that
>on a good day no clean up, but sometimes if I'm really into it I'll get some on my stomach or whatever
>it's been tearing up my dick good and sometimes I get cuts
>about three weeks ago notice I have some latex gloves hanging around
>before I cum I just slide a glove on and cum into that
>no clean up like before, easier to cum into and doesn't scratch my dick
I don't know why it took me thing long to actually do that.
>>24924976
Omfg lel I just pictured my dumb ass doing this on so many occasions. Be strong, you are not alone.
>>24925216
>plastic bag
Amateur. Toilet or bust. And you think you won't be caught.
try:
>faking allergies and literally having dry and cracking hands as the alibis for a box of tissues and lubriderm on the nightstand
>looking Grandma right in the eyes every day that I cum in her sacred home
>>24925767
She knows, anon.
>tfw cowboy-walking around the room while holding drooping unzipped pants with one hand and cum-covered cock with the other, desperately looking for tissues, paper towels, a shirt i don't particularly like, anything
>tfw can feel the cum on my fist dripping
>tfw i can feel the cum on my stomach moving toward my pants so i'm gonna have cum all over my pants
>tfw now it's in my pubes and will take ten years to clean up
>tfw panicking because i can't find anything
>tfw finally finding a sock
>>24925886
Oh I know. And that makes me cum harder. At least I'm not filthy and leave evidence... at least not anymore
>fap
>im going to hold off just a bit longer
>penis ejaculates
>>24925963
Why would that make you cum harder anon? That's unnerving...
tfw cumming in the bath and it turns into disgusting stringy snot that if it gets into your pubes will never come out
>>24926010
You can relax it was just a joke
>Baths
You a fucking wino?
>>24926048
What? No? Why would that make me a wino?
>>24926165
Just never meet bath types much
>>24926177
I'm not one at the moment. I live in a council flat which has a shower from being previously used as a disability flat, and they don't want me to change that. I fucking love baths but it's not a possibility at the moment.
>all these people talking about their disgusting fap habits
I just fap in the bathroom and cum in the toilet.
I usually fap laying down so it'll just shoot and I'll just pull up my boxers and go about my day.
>>24926413
T H E
A B S O L U T E
M A D M A NWhat if it gets in your mouth?
has anyone else never once in their life shaved their pubes?
its like a jungle down there
>>24926726
I did when I was about 12 but it was with a blunt stolen razor from my mother and the razorburn made me cry. Never have done since and likely never will.
>>24924613
>he doesn't use crusty unwashed mold socks
S m h
>>24926726
I shave 'em regularly. Makes clean up easier.
