Guys i need to take out someone who is bigger and stronger than me and has MMA Experience
How do i take him out before christmas?
buy a gun and shoot him
>>24923960
burn his house down
Find a nice restaurant within a reasonable distance between you and him. Contact him and tell him you would like to take him out for a nice dinner. Hope he says "yes".
>Buy sabre or rapier
>Listen to this song everyday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVQimgMXrOU
>Learn French
>Get a wheellock Pistol
>Get this uniform (Pic related)
>Keep your back very straight
>Stab him with your sabre or rapier
>>24924014
no-no not like that reeeeeeaaaaaa
>>24923988
i dont want to go to jail for life i just want to teach him a lesson he wont forget
>>24924012
i dont want to harm innocents and i could ggo to jail for a long time
>>24924014
This.
Make sure you are clean and smell nice. Guys who do MMA notice that kind of stuff.
Be upfront about your intentions, but not brash.
Its tricky to know when to lean in for a kiss, but when he puts his hand on your thigh thats a good indication.
>>24923960
Poison his food. If you don't want to "take him out" then just use something that'll give him a strong diarrea. If that's not your thing either then try needles in his food.
>>24924060
>>24924064
he raped my sister
maybe you guys are right and i should kill him
>>24924038
>i just want to teach him a lesson he won't forget
Teach him about the prevention of Alzheimers and the importance of clinical research on Alzheimers, particularly early-onset Alzheimers.
>>24924092
>he raped my sister
Call the cops then you stupid cunt
>>24924095
stop making fun of it
AHHHHHHHHH
>>24923988
>>24924012
Combine these two. Set his house on fire and when he runs outside start shooting.
>>24924032
This OP, save the fatherland in revenge for your raped sister. Bonus points if you challenge him to a duel first.
>>24924110
she doesnt want to call the cops because shes still kinda in love with him but she confessed that he raped her a few times to my mother and she told me
since she knows im just a skinny manlet that cant do anything but shes wrong this time!!!!!
>>24924150
I think you should kill him anyways.
>>24924095
Top fucking laugh
>>24924150
Call then anyway and don't tell her until it's too late
>>24924150
Sounds more like your sister's a whore bro.
Either way, hire a bunch of Italian guys from Philly to break his kneecaps. It shouldn't be hard, most people from Philly are Italian and want to be in the mafia, it should cost you less than $300.
>>24924150
Prove them all wrong. Gun.
>>24924179
>>24924185
whyd i call them when i try to kill him
they arrest him and hes gone and then my sister hates me ... hes some chad that smacks her ass when im at home making a sandwich and he knows i sees it
i fucking hate this guy
>>24924200
No, thats overplayed. Use an axe or something cool, make it count, if you're gonna go down for murder its better to have chopped the guy in half top-to-bottom, more likely to keep your rectum in tact in prison that way.
>>24924221
Your sister clearly needs help, getting the police involved would bring about the process in which she recovers from the emotional trauma.
Your sister might hate you for it at first but it's best for her.
>>24924221
OP is a faggot, story is fake
but if not you should probably just talk to your sister rather than pretending you're fucking batman or some shit
>>24924270
the mental state shes in probably tells the police its not true only to get him out
>>24924281
not fake fuck you
>>24924221
Yeah, the police won't do shit.
Look up puffer fish.
If you really don't want to go to prison, trust me on this.
>>24924150
>she doesnt want to call the cops because shes still kinda in love with him
If your sister is too retarded to want justice, she doesn't deserve it. So mind your own business instead of being a white knight moron and getting yourself killed, jailed, and/or hated by the idiot sister you think you're protecting.
>>24924092
then fucking shoot him or break his knees with a bat you basement dweller
>>24924317
it's her word against you and your mother's. She can be psychologically assessed.
>>24923960
do the old stibbity stab :---------DDDD
>>24924150
How can it be rape if she loves him? I assume that theyve had consensual sex, so I don't think it really counts as rape. More like she didn't feel like having sex at that current moment, but for the most part is DTF. Idk explain, I could be wrong
>>24924317
look anon you need to just talk to your sister. If you think your sister will hate you for telling an authority figure about the assault/abuse, what the shit do you think when you're a murderer, and not just that, but a creepy white knight who murdered someone she thinks she loved?
Just chill the fuck out
or kill him in a really weird way like devoured by vermin or something
>>24924150
>she doesnt want to call the cops because shes still kinda in love with him but she confessed that he raped her a few times to my mother and she told me
Only Chad can get away with this. A robot could just look at a female and get fined.
>>24924092
go to a place with public internet access (university,library, anything that doesn't require an account) then look up ways to make poision, Molotov's etc. then follow through
Use pro wrestling moves.
Hit him with a kick to the gut + stunner combo. Catch him off guard, go to pick him up quickly at his lower half, F5 him. If he's bending over at any point, RKO or DDT him. Whatever works best for the position he's in.
>>24923960
Just ask them to get a drink or something
>>24924092
she's just mad he won't commit to her, she must be a real burn out slut because usually they get an orbiter to go get the shit beaten out of them and/or go to jail, grow some balls faggot.
>>24923960
m8
let me tell you about tis ting called mewvment
throw something at 'em
