>have no friends
>no one likes me
>not that attractive
>gay
>mfw I realized I'll never find a cute guy to cuddle with under the stars who loves me
Who is someone you want in your life /r9k/?
being gay is easymode
If you're gay you're bound to find someone who's attracted to you. Gays are a lot less picky than women.
>>24923640
Are you literally me?
>>24923739
I did date a gay guy for a little bit. 2 weeks or so. He then gave a shit reason why he didn't want to date anymore. In the end I know it was just because I'm a clingy fag
>>24923640
You're gay, literally any gay guy will get with you even if it's just a quick fling
I share solidarity with my fellow homosexuals
Virgin Homo here, I hope to one day find a QT boy who will understand my neurotic impulses and strange opinions
>>24923711
this 2bh, you are constantly surrounded by other faggots even here on /r9k/
meanwhile we heteros will see a female here maybe once in a blue moon, and even then she will be a stacy shitposter
>>24923877
>>24923835
>>24923739
>>24923711
Alrightt guys, no op, but I'll swoop in here and save the day like some kind of hero or whatever.
being gay is easier because you can guaranteed find someone to fuck anytime you want.
But! it's way harder to get into a gay relationship because the dick is so plentiful. Any boipussy waifu you get will be polyamorous and be getting plowed by tyrone every couple of days
>>24923835
I think you mean literally any fat old guy who is already married with 2 kids will gladly fuck you in a private motel room.
If heteros lowered their standards they could get a quick fuck too.
>>24923922
This. Most gay guys are sex fiends. Sex is easy to find but meaningful long lasting relationships are hard as everyone is just after a quick lay.
>>24923922
OP here, I don't even want to get laid anymore. I just want to know there's someone who loves me for who I am in the world
>tfw no inexperienced homosexual bf with religious upbringing to cuddle in bed while filled with guilt and fear of intimacy
>>24923922
This is pretty much it. The majority of heterosexual relationships are monogamous. Homosexual relationships however in my experience are anything goes. Those (Bless them) that have tried to be monogomaus uzually end in cheating.
>>24924017
I was raised catholic, baptised and had my first communion, but I haven't been to a church other than as a wedding guest for at least 12 years now.
Inexperienced virgin though.
>>24924017
I sort of feel like that although not religious. Like, I love him but I can't shake the thought with him ... "Is this wrong?"
>>24924011
Yeah meaningless sex is a fuck-ton of fun for a long time, but the physical sensation doesn't trump loneliness after a certain number of dicks.
My advice? Find a chubby qt bear to cuddle.
>>24924125
That's why homo sex is so fun. Knowing that you're in open defiance of god is what makes it thrilling.
>>24924125
It's not wrong, I'm pretty sure every gay person has these thoughts. Happens to us all. It's all good as long as you love him
>>24924146
>Yeah meaningless sex is a fuck-ton of fun for a long time
Damn, homosexuals really sicken me.
Can we get a pill to turn people straight? I'd take it.
>>24924055
I've literally never seen a homosexual relationship go for longer than a decade without some type of cheating.
I think around the 8 or 9 year mark no matter how devoted they were in the beginning the fear of never being a slut again fucks them over.
>>24924202
If you don't see something sexually appealing about a complete stranger worshipping your cock and sincerely begging you to fuck them then you're the weird one.
That being said we are disgusting. No shame in admitting it kek
>>24924280
pretty sure it's just shit-tier b8
>>24923877
you'll find him one day anon
>>24924329
You're probably right. Got a free one post win on the argument scoreboard I have set up in my room.
>>24924329
How the hell is it bait? Am I the only homosexual on this tiny blue marble who doesn't want to slut around?
I really do not want casual sex at all. Seeing all these " I fucked 3000 guys off grindr but now I want to settle down" makes me sick.
>>24923799
>clingy fag
gaybot here
what are your hobbies?
We can at least get to know eachother.
>>24924189
Its still hard to shake. Like, people would look at us weird in public, friends and family might not support it, its not socially acceptable really, most everything about it feels wrong. Thats why I'll probably never come out unless absolutely necessary for whatever reason. Keep it secret, keep it safe.
>>24924519
meh, I don't slut around just calling out bait on
>Damn, homosexuals really sicken me.
>Can we get a pill to turn people straight? I'd take it.
>>24924519
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
>>24924571
i see what you mean. I thought you were saying it's just morally wrong to yourself
>>24924520
vidya, 4chan, animu
that's it really
>have nothing to offer in a relationship
>would be lucky to get a quick fuck even
Can't wake up.
>>24924626
what animu
what vidya
>>24924572
Lel, I would totally take a pill to make me straight. Not everyone wants to be gay, pham.
>>24923640
>tfw no cute gay Internet bf
>>24924672
i would love to be straight. I know I'll be in the spotlight somehow someday because of being gay. I just don't want that
I'm a prostitute. Bi. Really easy to find someone on Tinder/Craigslist/gay bar/etc. Dating idk but if you want to stop being a virgin you can fix that in under an hour.
>>24924668
watching watamote atm
I usually play CSGO, TF2, or just random video games I bought at some point
>>24924729
OP here
Don't you ever want to find someone you love and cuddle with them and forget everything in the world? To forget about what stresses you out or what troubles you? I just want a qt bf that would make me feel special.
>>24924740
o-oh.
It wouldnt work out
>tfw no gaybot bf to watch the new gundam with
>tfw no gaybots play FF14
>>24924781
i did hear gundam is pretty good tho. It's on my watch-list
>>24923743
no one else gets how good it would be cuddling under the stars
>>24924781
I'm burnt out on FF14. Which world you on?
>>24925031
Behemoth
I really only started playing it last month but its so much fun
I want a nice girl who snuggles with me and we could share research chems/alcohol together.
