ITT: Failed normie girls find failed normie guys to get to know and flirt with for the next few hours in an attempt to dampen our soul-crushing loneliness.
>>24923596
Does any femanons wanna try on my fedora?
there are no girls here
any failed normie guys want to practice
>>24923596
there's an entire board for this
>>>/soc/
>thread made by a transexual
Failure doesn't begin to encompass what you are.
>>24923596
>Failed normie girls
>>24923614
/soc/ frequenters are entirely unlikable.
not really a normie or a girl but
A friend of mine whom I like a lot was talking about a girl we knew today. He commented that she had a cute face that guys would love to cum on.
What the fuck does this mean? How do i obtain a face that guys want to cum on?
>>24923687
Be being pretty? Or having a really femenine face?
>>24923687
>or a girl
uh
that's pretty gay
>>24923596
How do I get a husbando to put up with a sociopath waifu?
>>24924090
>sociopath waifu
I didn't know I wanted this until right now. Want to talk?
>>24924165
If your okay with talking to someone who poses next to pictures of different types of shit and then send it to people. But apparently thats a boy thing to do
>>24924215
Sure, I don't mind. Do you mean actual shit, as in feces?
>tfw no depressed/suicidal girl to be friends with
>>24923681
>lacking this much self-awareness
>>24924233
It started out as a joke but now I do it way too much. Like memes and not going outside. But thats why we are all here. And yes real shit
>>24924269
That isn't that odd. Have a throwaway email I can message?
anyone in Melbourne want to be my qt gf
>>24924215
You're no sociopath, you're just an edgy idiot.
I know this because i used to be like you, now i'm just an idiot.
I hope you stay in denial about this though because being delusional is an eternity of comfort in contrast to being self aware or honest with yourself.
>failed
>girl
literally LITERALLY impossible
only way to fail as a girl is death
you have an ass
you have a pussy
you have tits
you have a mouth
LITERALLY every male on earth will shove their horny pig cocks in everything regardless of what kind of person you are.
>failed girl
dont make me fucking laugh
>>24924291
Oh I am full aware. Telling everyone that I dont need anyone to be happy but in reality nobody need me.
i'm a grill
how are you all tonight?
>>24924365
fuck off whore cunt
>>24924323
>failed girl
It means it's a guy who wears his sisters undies and cums in them with utter disregard for the way his sister might feel about it.
They're despicable people, these "girls" from /r9k/
>>24924365
Fine, i guess, kinda tired and sleepy, you?
I hope everyone in this thread fucking dies
>>24924323
>getting cocks shoved in you
>succeeding at life
ok, dude
>>24924429
>ive never touched a female
>im a failure
>girls can get ANYTHING and ANYWHERE just by existing
>>24923681
so you already have tons in common, then
>>24924403
Same here, I'm trying to get comfy in bed right now. Are you in bed yet?
>>24924323
not everything is about getting laid you know, you angry virgin.
>>24924531
Yeah, just lying down listening some music and drinking something, a comfy night, if you ask me
>>24924323
>get knocked up as a teenager
>hit 30
>don't be married or have kids
Actually it's pretty easy for women to be a failure.
>>24924599
>abort the kids free of charge and free of anything
>give the kids away
>make the father pay for everything
women have everything handed to them, cant be failures when everything is free and easy
>>24923596
tfw no love nectar giving gf
>>24924577
That's nice to hear. It would be even comfierif I had someone to cuddle with
>>24924632
abortion isnt free numb nuts
>>24924705
I know what you mean, it'd be really nice,but at least we have other robots to talk to
>>24924632
>murder your own child
>not subhuman scum
I'm a girl, I've never tried being a normie though so I don't think it counts as failing.I am soul crushingly lonley though, but its okay cause I'm used to it by now desu
>>24925126
go away cebruz. you underaged cunt
>>24925126
If I thought it'd be worth something, i'd give you an email. I am also lonely, and honestly just some companionship would be really nice.
>>24924784
>tfw just want to rpcuddlingbut it's too off putting even for robots
f-fuck
>>24924247
I honestly just want a girl to die with at this point. Or somebody to find my body so I don't rot for weeks after death.
>>24924749
If you can't afford a coat hangar you really shouldn't be getting fucked.
>>24925159
I really want that too but idk if I'd even be able to talk to you normally.
Its typically hard for me to reply/make posts but I'm on a lot of painkillers/anxiety meds right nowI tried to top myself, but messed it up just like the memes said I would, but I did enough damage to get drugs, but I can't even take them all at once b/cs my parents are moinetering mebut their making talking to robots easier!
>>24925380
Take this then. Anyone is free to email me though. I don't have internet all the time, so i'll probably respond irregularly.
>>24925147
Who? What?
(Bad robot)
Girls aren't failed normies.
Girls are failed virgins.
>>24925380
how are you not absolutely retarded if you shot yourself in the head? holy shit
>>24925380
How did you fail? What did you do, and how did people react?
Are the painkillers worth it?
>>24925409
Thank you and I do want to talk to you, I just don't know if I always be able to.all though i think i already told you too much and now you think I'm a wierdo
>>24924546
Get the fuck off this board, you normie faggot.
>>24925587
It doesn't really bother me at all. As long as you're not looking for orbiters. Just send me an email.
>>24923617
I-I'll flirt with a tranny...I don't have much and will take anything. Come at me tranny bros - let me show you the depths of depravity and mania
>>24925380
Interesting. You sound like... you're a nutcase. Want to tell us a bit more about yourself? Are you a shut-in living with your parents?
>>24925474
I ddidn't, I don't have a gun.if I'm 21 by the tine I try again though i'll probably use one
>>24925534
I did my wrists in the tub and but when I tried to do my fremorl artery I couldn't find it w/ my legs under the water b/cs it was already really red. I had to stand up out if the water to get it but as soon as I cut it open I passed out.
I think me failing made a lot of noise b/c mom and dad managed to get me out of the tub before I drowned and moms a nurse so I guess she was probably the one who prevented me from bleeding out till the paramedics arrived.
I feel really bad about it desu. I know moms being crying constantly since it happened but she tries to hide that around me. Dads been really quite about it every time he sees me he squeeze my shoulder really tight as if he's making sure I'm still really here, I feel so terrible I did this to them.I'm really thankful for the drugs desu, b/cs they really do make me feel better and I think that will put off for at least a little while me trying again, which is something I'm not ready to put my parents through
I'm really hot and I'm in a band but I have 0 actual ambition and I dropped out of college. I'm a really good boyfriend and I'm sexually submissive. Who want me
>>24925919
Honestly, i'm a little jealous that they care so much.
Every female I chat with in threads seem like generally good conversationalists, but will never add me on any sort of thing, or even a throwaway email.
Women refuse to contact men from R9K.
Except that one time Eggman was going to meet up with a girl, but the entire thread made it seem like eggman was a rapist so she called it off.
>>24925919
Jesus christ let your parents help you if they like you that much
Last time I spoke to my father he said he wished I wasn't a failure. When I told him I was suicidal in high school he got mad at me and told me to stop being a fucking pussy.
>>24925940
>le I'm le in le band so kool rite guyz XD
kill yourself
>>24925974
>>24926021
How do I get them to not care though! how do I make it easier on them for when I do die? I don't want yogurt them more.
>>24923596
How do you do this 'flirt' thing? You say something nice?
>>24926094
>this mad that someone is cooler than you
How do you survive
I decided to adopt a trip until I cure my loneliness. I'm only compatible with other introverted anti-social people, so this is the only way I can find them.
>>24926104
>yogurt them
Ha, that's cute.
>>24926133
No, somethingLewd
>>24926234
i've played in bands, and i have actual musicianship so i couldn't care less how cool you are. egotistical pieces of shit like you give musicians a bad name though. funny enough they always seem to lack actual talent despite their ego.
>>24926275
>calls someone out for mentioning they're in a band
>talks about his epic bands and his epic musicianship
>>24926296
i just want him to know that he's not some special snowflake here for being in le kul band XD
>>24926268
>lewd
I'll try next time Ineverflirt
>>24926319
>doesn't realize they're still talking to the same person
>is literally this frustrated by the phrase "I'm in a band"
>>24926268
>I decided to adopt a trip until I cure my loneliness. I'm only compatible with other introverted anti-social people, so this is the only way I can find them.
Are you a girl?
I'm good at flirting and have been told multiple times by different people that I have a rare talent for writing things of a lewd nature. I am a male. Anyone interested?
>>24926351
No.I hope this trip works I never uses these
>>24925126
>Tomoko
>>/v/
>>/Turkey/
>>24926348
>thinks he's still talking to the same person
>doesn't realize how off-putting "I'm in a band ;)" sounds to people who aren't retarded teenagers
>>24926268
Sorry, Oxycontin makes my loopy.and gives me typo.
>>24923687
>guys say that about me all the time
I don't really know if they don't realize I'm listening or if they don't care.
>>24926377
>Off-putting
People with the correct number of chromosomes don't get uncomfortable when others mention their hobbies
>>24926385
>tfw no unstable psychosomatic gf
>>24926375
I laughed pretty hard at this.
>>24926377
Being in a band is pretty impressive to me. You can go in front of normies and perform, must be pretty hard sometimes even if you suck.
Any girls wanna email?please
>>24926416
And people who aren't autists can see through bullshit bragging
>>24926432
>>>/soc/
underagedplsgo
>>24926451
I don't think you know what bragging is. Bragging would be like, "yeah my band is pretty sweet. Getting pretty bif on the local scene." Not, "I dropped out of college and I'm not going anywhere so I wanna meet someone who's similarly pathetic on 4chan." You're like spectacularly bitter.
4chan has done something to me. I'm starting to consider the idea of letting a guy play with my feet.
>>24926494
>I'm hot and in a band and would make a great boyfriend ;)
>not bragging
>still arguing
>hasn't just given it up
I tip my lyl towards you. Good day :^). I'll ensure r/4chan knows of this.
Would Acnekun like a fembot?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qdhYQJrXlDg
Im asking for a friend.
>Normie by definition
>Have a full time job
>Go to the gym
>Have friends
>Average enough in looks, progressed from skinny nerd nobody wanted to talk to, to normal looking person but nothing special (i.e. people reciprocate social interactions and even find me to start discussions for whatever reason)
>Never actually feel like i've had a proper best friend
>Closest thing to a girlfriend was a girl in another country who I talked to every day for a year even though she was trailer trash (literally) who stopped caring about me when she got a boyfriend
>Only women I talk to are either much older than me, or very friendly but have boyfriends with actual committed relationships
>Use Let's Plays and personalities on gaming sites as friends even though it's literally just me hearing them talk
>Had a realisation that my mind considers people on the fucking internet I've never have or will communicate with friends
Normie on the outside, robot on the inside... i guess.
>tfw my problems aren't even that bad compared to some people here but i'll complain about being a khv at 24 anyway.
The only useful thing I've gotten out of talking to a femanon was learning what an Alabama Hot Pocket was. They're not worth the time and definitely will never be as lonely as us.
>>24926696
>>24926696
>for a year
>every day
>gets a boyfriend
>stops caring about you
Did she lead you on? Or were you just friends from the start
either way that must've felt really, really bad
>>24926753
Friends and then it progressed to more. I was planning on going to her country for a month after I finished my degree.
We were both lonely and took comfort in each other. She said she loved me literally 3+ times a day, confided in each other etc. I knew from the start it was never really anything, but even a smart person eventually starts to believe they actually love you when it's said so many times over so long. First time I was really emotionally attached to someone, so it was kinda hard when out of nowhere she stopped caring as much. I understand completely and don'y care anymore, but still.
It took me a few months to get over it, but I know a hell of a lot more about women now and it's made it a lot easier to talk to them and just make friends. Not scared of women at all (used to be), now I just have a hard time even finding someone who's single.I really don't want to use online dating at 24.
>>24926753
Not that guy but,
I had a friend from the UK who I've known since we were 13, started out as pen pals
We would talk every day about stuff that was going and whatnot. She was also pretty robot on the inside I guess, diagnosed with assburgers and all that. As she got older she got more and more influenced by her whore friends.
So when she got her first boyfriend who was physically abusing her she thought that he was the one. So we stopped talking for a bit until she came to me a few months or so later telling me about how she's accepted social justice, and shit like that. She also kept telling me about how she sucked his dick and had "accidental" unprotected sex with him once or twice
I saw no need to speak to her any more at all, so that was it
>>24926817I understand how you feel
It's good you got over it and had some positive impact on your life.
>>24926840
God that's so horrible. That would make me feel so dead inside, seeing a person change like that.
>>24926845
Well, it's good to know someone understands my almost irrational heartbreak. That's the best thing about an anonymous South Korean Arts and Crafts image board - confiding in complete strangers.
>>24926889
>almost irrational heartbreak
No.
It's completely rational to be heartbroken when someone who says they love you demonstrates they clearly don't.
>>24926385
>Oxycontin
What's that? Also, where do you live?
>tfw kind of attactive but mentally ill
>tfw so fucking lonely
God dammit, literally all I want is a cute girl to talk to me and make me feel like Im not such a waste of space on this Earth, to cuddle and feel not so alone. Is there anyone out there for me or am I destined to die alone?
>posting in this thread at 5:41 in the morning
Who /sleeplessqt/ here? If any girl wants to get to know each other and maybe share interests and keep each other company, let me know.
what does "failed normie" mean
just a regular /r9k/ user?
>>24927864
>just a regular /r9k/ user?
Nowadays.
If you really think about it, failed normie girls have got is way worse than most beta faggots do. They get plenty of attention reguardless of looks or attitude because all girls are considered qt on some level, but they know that any effort to make a relationship will fail because they are just as degenerate as we are. Literally reminded constantly about their situation becuase of chads bein chads
>>24927864
>not NEET
>forced to participate in society
>unable to integrate regardless
truly a hellish existence
>>24927902
ok I recognise myself
>>24927911
>recogniSe
fucking euros
>>24924546
That's literally the meaning of life but whatever you say.
