What is the most cringe thing you have ever done in your life?
CHITANDA BOMB
apologizing after sex for cumming too fast was pretty cringe.
>>24923466
How fast?
>>24923475
couple minutes. its hard to keep track of time. turns out it was longer than you thought.
I made that post I just deleted.
>being able to put a finger on it
I was called into the principal's office for forced inappropriate contact in kindergarten. I RPed online as vampires with my brother. I ran a blog infamous at my school where I wrote "fables" starring my fursona pining after another student, and then got into a fight about it during an Anne Frank play. I tried to make a cursed arcane humonculous out of a doll fashioned out of my blood and hair, I dug a grave in my backyard and slept in it for a week straight, I kept meticulous records of the "indirect kisses" I shared with my peers, I've eaten the crotches out of my own filthy underpants, as a friend tried to help me as I puked my guts out due to alcohol poisoning- I tongue-kissed them with a mouth still full of vomit, I did a homestuck fan comic, I tried to pull off a "gumshoe" look complete with fedora and trenchcoat, I built a giant doll to fall asleep cuddling, I tried to fashion a machine to penetrate me which broke and ripped a gash down my thigh, I've fed people my blood, I cried publicly because a college professor began correcting my mistake, I attempted to commit suicide but was saved by a hobo who gave me a lecture for being "some fat fucking kid on acid", I once did my face up with makeup to appear as other ethnicities and posted it to social media.
It doesn't stop, it never stops.
I pray for death to save the world from my autism, but death never comes.
Literally confessed once. She was hyper Stacy too. I want to travel back in time and slap myself for even thinking about doing that.
>>24923785
>things that never happened: the wall of text
>>24923841
Why would I make any of that up?
>>24923881
in hopes that your post would make it to the top of /r/4chan
>>24923785
>Role played as vampires online
Thanks for making me feel better
shit pants in english class 12th grade
>>24923911
It's too long for redditors to read.
The reason I was able to survive being edge's answer to CWC was my being sent to an alternative school that acted as a haven for retards like me.
>>24923810
ohohoho... do tell
>>24923964
how long have you not been autistic like that?
>>24923785
>I ran a blog infamous at my school where I wrote "fables" starring my fursona pining after another student, and then got into a fight about it during an Anne Frank play.
>>24923984
I've been improving over the past four years, I mean the cuddle doll, crying in front of my professor, and the suicide attempt were more recent.
Being an autistic piece of shit is why I was trying to off myself, but that just became another embarrassment for the pile.
>>24924023
The fight was not exactly my fault, I was confronted and mocked because one cunt found the blog recently and wanted to call me out on it when I was also with my oneitus.
The only class we all took together was Holocaust Literature.
I almost slapped her but then her boyfriend started yelling at me and brandishing his cane.
I had a case of the oneitis for a good three years. One day I told her, "I masturbate to you". She friendzoned me and told her best friend, cousin, step cousin, and sisters; all who I personally knew.
>>24923785
Made me laugh pretty good especially
>I pray for death to save the world from my autism
I know the feeling. I've been pretty autistic
>tried to prove to imaginary voice that I was really a dog, so I picked up a piece of my own vomit, and ate it.
>on two separate occasions.
>both times I threw up again.
>>24924203
>tried to prove to imaginary voice that I was really a dog
To what end?
>>24924258
Mostly, I thought it would be important to be a dog, because "Dog" was the opposite of "God" and I was going to be the Devil.
>>24924290
You ever hear about the Son of Sam killer?
>>24924344
I've heard of him, but never any research. Why?inb4 you compare me to him, I never wanted to be an edgy sperglord
>>24924408
Voices in the head, the devil, connections to dogs, it's a little like Son of Sam.
three fingers in my butt while atheist
when i was younger i put my dick in a grapefruit to see if it felt like vagina. it burned like fuck in my weehole
>>24924434
Never really wanted to be a serial killer, most I did was plot murdering people who pissed me off. Never got past planning, and I got help with my issues for the most part, just take meds now.
>>24924445
I'd tear the membrane stuff from two two grapefruit slices, squish them up close together, and then shove my tongue i n there and pretend I was eating pussy.
I really kind of wish pussy looked and tasted more like grapefruit now that I know better.
>>24924030
kill yourself, you don't deserve to live.
>>24924471
Figs would also be good.
>>24923431
>20 minutes into sex
>I'm still going
>she wants me to finish
>asks why it's taking so long
>I try to play it off
>she insists
>I admit I jerked off before she came over
>she gets up and start to get dressed
>I ask if I could at least titfuck her once before she goes
>>24924518
I've tried and fucked up a few times,
I figure that In should give it my best shot- people move on from doing some actually evil, shitty things and build something decent for themselves.
It is going to take something really impressive to bury all that cringe, but I might as well try.
>>24924576
That's the spirit anon! Just redeem yourself and forget it all.
