>Hey anon, is it true you're a virgin?
>You do know how to talk to girls, don't you?
Dedicated to >>24921014
I love you, baby.
I had sex once.
I don't really want to talk about it but you can read the full story with no details withheld on my blog. Here, you can find it at this hyperlink
>pull business card out of my oversized sport-jacket pocket and hand it to the girl with the pink hair
>nervous though so I basically just throw it into her lap
>>24921633
>You're going to cover the bill, right?
>Everyone get the fuck down i have gun
>Do what i say and no one gets hurt
>*Order all the girls to lay down on the ground*
>put a bullet in the back of the head of each of them
>>24921702I like it, I feel it
>>24921702
I'm drunk and this is the funniest thing I've read all night.
>I message a girl on Okcupid
>she's down to hang out, we talked and chatted for a day.
>invite her to a park to initiate contact
>doesn't respond to texts, calls go to voicemail.
>feel like a fucking degenerate for still being a virign @ 23
>>24921702
>so stupid he thinks that the girls are going to remain on the floor when they hear a fucking gun fire
>>24921633
i bet that slut on the left lets you put it in her pooper.
and far right sucks a mean dick.
>>24921801
She ignored you or you ignored her?
>>24921633
The way that guy is smiling always gets me.
>>24921890
she ignored me, why the fuck would i pass down fucking sex?
>>24922058
What a bitch. Girls have far too much control in the sexual market.
>>24921929
That's what I love most about that picture.
>>24921633
That girl on the right looks exactly like one of my classmates
