Who /sociallyretarded/ here?
I honestly can't talk to people offline, its so bad im afraid to order food by phone.
this is a shitty thread i just wanted to say thanks for the pepe
What's your name, kid?
>>24920843
>tfw you're slowly fucking up your conversational skills even online
>>24920843
A job at a gas station has helped with this problem for me. I'm still fairly socially retarded but I'm way better than I used to be.
Just beat the devil out of it
>hungry
>phone up take-away
>think about what I'm going to say while the line rings
>once it picks up loudly and clearly articulate my order on the phone
>"wuzzat? couldn't hear u m8 you're too quiet?"
>"hello? hello?! u there m8?..."
>panic and cut the call
>try to hold back the sting of tears
>>24920843
Take some xanax bro. It won't magically make your social skills better, but it will make you not give a single fuck about interactions with other people. I used to be like you until I got into xans and started going to random places not giving a shit and talking to randos. Due to some unfortunate circumstances I can't do them for a while, but those 4 months I did, it was pure bliss. Probably the best months in my life.
>>24921956
and which unfortunate circumstances would those be kind anon?
>>24920843
why can't you talk to them, m8? what's the worse that could happen?
>>24921979
Probation with random drug tests. I I fuck up I go to jail and get buttfucked by Butch.
>>24921862
RUINED
>>24921951
The world is changing my man. More and more take-away is becoming available to order online. I think Mcdonalds is even delivering food now in some places.
Real-talk: I have an assload of people on Friends list on Facebook who seem like decent folk I would genuinely gel with, given the chance, but I'm too broken to figure out how to start up a convo with them outside of commenting on their posts.
>>24922248
just fucking say "hello", geez
use their posts, depending on what it is see how it goes, if it's music, stuff from the internet, normie things, etc
Think for a bit, m8
