hi guys please help me =/
i don't know what to say to her. I met her a year ago and only recently told her how i feel about her. she was originally really open to talking to me but now she just shrugs me off???
im white and 6'2 btw, 8/10 attractive scale
looks like she's really not interested, nothing you can do bucko.
>>24920696
>im white and 6'2 btw, 8/10 attractive scale
Sure you are, buddy.
>>24920696
>Whatcha doin buddo?
> ;p
I have some bad news....
She isn't interested OP
>tf2
>eu4
I'd shrug you off too, pleb
OP: you are retarded. The screenshot you posted belongs in a cringe thread.
Fuck dude you already ruined it, never let a gril know that you like video games, her pussy will be forever closed to you.
>>24920727
i think its how i act, i can't help but be honest with people
what can i say to be more alpha?
hahahahaha
Anyone seriously responding to this is deficient.
OP, no stop.
>hello?
She's long gone OP.
>>24920815
>implying you could ever be more alpha
>>24920815
I'll help you.
1. Cut the shit with the smilies and excessive punctuation.
2. Leave the poor girl alone. She's done. Move on to the next one.
3. Message her and if she doesn't message back. Leave it. For at least 3 days MINIMUM.
SHE RESPONDED
what do i do please help i know im retarded i really like this girl though
>>24920696
Say that your brother typed that and actually type like a human being
block her contact and cry about your desperately thirsty ass. you're never getting pussy that way.
>>24920696
you autistic FUCK
>>24920878
>MICKEYDONALDS
>>24920878
>mickeydonalds
Op. No, what're you doing. Stop.
>>24920878
you are beyond help
pls b trolling
this is just autistic now.
>>24920878
Im trying to help here but you just keep digging yourself into a deeper hole.
Here is the plan. Say something like:
"actually, I got a friend coming over, sorry. Maybe another time?" Then wait 3 DAYS MINIMUM until she's forgotten this mess.
>>24920878
Say "I wonder what Yoshi's eggs smell like, haha."
if im beyond help then i'll just try intriguing her??
bane is a reddit meme right?
just tell me what to say please, she is so hot
>>24920947
8/10, I really thought you weren't trolling, but you ruined it by being too obvious.
i think im still in it.
i want to fix it before it gets even worse though
i wont reply again.
if anyone here has ever had a gf please just tell me what to say from now on no trolly stuff like yoshi's eggs
she still wants to talk
>>24920878
>mickeydonalds
Please stop
>>24921015
ok say, happy holidays
"Oh shit wrong window"
>>24921015
>tell me about bane
oh i am laffing
>>24921015
How the hell are you two still in contact after a year of being friends when even she called you out on being an autist?
>>24921096
I honestly think she really wants to like me. She did change her cell number awhile though and i only am able to text her on skype
I think it's repairable, dubs decide what to say next
There's no chance
Next time be upfront about your autism so that only women who can deal with that will reply and you won't have to waste anyone's time. You might even meet other autistic women
>>24921122
"I get nervous around you"
>>24921144
niiiice meme'd
Chad gets away with everything holy fuck
Ask her how noisy her sausage is.
>>24921144
i think she's thinking about something
i want to be in bed with her tonight if possible
i've seen other threads where 4channers are able to work magic on autists like me
i dont know how people do it
>>24921194
"Anyway, I think you're cute and I'm not smooth so what I'm saying is" and so on
>>24921194
Ask her if her sausage makes sounds
>>24921226
Reroll, forgot about the filter
>>24921122
ughh, i can't believe you actually said happy holidays.
suggest a meetup. Say, "soo there's a new flavor of ice cream i wanna try, let's goooo"
Real life>phone>texting
Don't use any exclamations, question marks or any smileys until she gives you one. You used too many.
is this taking it in the right direction?
not beta behavior anymore??
>>24921297
Impossible, this is a blatant lie. You hacking fucker who gave you cheat codes.
>>24921297
It's beta, but in the way that women like it
>>24921290
fuck, i take that back. Browsing multiple threads and honestly forgot the mcdonalds part.
I'm sorry op, but this is a pretty hard hole to climb out of at this point
she spen tlike 2 minutes typing so i blurted this out to be funny
did i fuck up again
>>24921322
He's a tall Chad, it doesn't matter how autistic he acts
>>24921344
Say "jk"
>>24921361
if she still doesnt respond should i ask her how about monopoly
i used to be a standup comedian
>>24921385
suicide is the only answer bruv
>>24921385
you keep digging yourself deeper and deeper
>>24921385
just stop talking until she fucking responds you already sent 4 messages
jesus christ I made this mistake when I was like... 14 on AIM.
>>24921344
VERY GOOD. but start saying less and do more. you're autistic, if you didn't hear us the first time
>>24921385
No, tell her a story of something sad that happened to you or something kind you did
>>24921385
>mal b
>>24921385
Hahahaha, dude there is no fucking way you're not trolling right now.
>watcha doin buddo
>talking about vidya with a woman
>mickydonalds
>yahtzee
My sides have left orbit.
>>24921420
i think this can work
>>24921424
pls don tmessage her i really want her she's mine back off fagot
>>24921420
yep. this is called fractionation.
basically in one sentence, sending her on an emotional rollercoaster.
>>24921475
>I have to put jaden to bed soon
O I AM LAFFIN
>>24921475
>jaden
OP explain.
>>24921475
>i have to put jaden to bed
C U C K E D H A R D , N O R E D E M P T I O N
>>24921477
Had no clue this was manipulation, guess it's true about what they say about INFPs
>>24921475
Is she a single mother?
no wonder she's putting up with your shit.
she has a kid, i don't care, i love her
i think im getting the hang of it though just really assert myself right
im going to drive over there unless she clearly says no
oh gross, a single mom
to a nigger baby no less. jaden, gross halfie name
>>24921475
>I have to put jaden to bed soon
THE PLOT THICKENS
OP here gotcha
>>24920878
>mickydonalds
Oh fuck me, I laughed harder than I should have. But it also became obvious that you are just fucking around. I don't know if I care. Keep going.
>>24921551
This is the point where she assumes you're on drugs...
>>24921551
>she has a kid, i don't care, i love her
fucking dying here lads help
>>24921551
>please i have autism
>im coming over okay laeve the door open.
Op what have you done...
>>24921551
>she has a kid, i don't care, i love her
>>24920878
Nigga pick out a movie. I suggest Pan's Labyrinth. It's a great film, so she may be pleased with your taste. It's exotic (in spanish) pretty cutsy at times, scary at times so she may want to cuddle up, and if she's being a bitch you still get to enjoy a baller movie. Plus it's fascist spain. Not a setting that often gets explored.
>/r9k/ the dramatic adaptation.
>>24921551
eeeeeeeeeh..........i wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be a troll
Regardless, i'm impressed by your character.
go get her, you magnificent bastard
all in lads.
she said
you're not coming over and i know you don't have autism, we can do something another day
but im going over anyways
>>24921658
You're gonna get v&
I'm from /fit/, What is this board ? like autist playground or something ?
Seriously, how the hell have you managed to stay friends with her for an entire year.
>>24921658
>because I don't care I value
>your personality
OP... Is... Is she fat?
>>24921658
im going al in lads, almost there. I will take pics for you all
>tfw just want to ask cute girl to cut the shit and come sit on my face
>can't
>know she'll read this
>>24921711
sorta.
you miss the dick threads back in /fit/ yet?
>>24921658
>im coming
>fuck you
>sory
Holy shit I'm dying over here.
>>24921737
OP.. where do you live, we are going to need to take over the investigation soon. Please update us.
>>24921737
jack off as you walk up to her house and jizz all over her
>>24921737
>I'm your master now
What have you done to my sides
>>24921748
Nah i'm one of the few straight people there.
>>24921737
godspeed you magnificent bastard
originality
>>24921737
>i keep pulling over to update my friends online
>i have a whole team
kek
>>24921737
Just leave it there, man. You're totally screwing it up. And if she doesn't like you around his kid, then you have no future with her.
>>24921238
fuck this fuckin got me
good one
you mean assfucks think im kidding
i am twenty two years of old and i am sick of being a goddam virgin
i'd ask wha tto do but im going to knock softly on her door
if she doesnt answer i will knock jharder
if she still does not i will bang and wake her baby up
i will be apeased
is anyone still actually falling for these
are these threads all made by the same guy or what
theres already been like 4 and theyre all the exact same
>>24921863
No don't you'll be Chris tier retarded
>>24921863
>he took a picture of his own place
>>24921894
That's what I thought
>inb4 OP gets arrested
>>24921800
whatever you say.
>>24921737
At first it sounded like you guys were high school teenagers. Just go home OP, go to Thailand after and fall in love with a girl there in simple autismic simplicity.
![2jsfax6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x3EjAMP.jpg "2jsfax6[1].jpg")
>>24921882
original comment do not steal etc
>>24921779
THIS
do it OP, kek
i havent knocked yet admiteddly very nervous
i think she's warming up to the idea
she knows if she called the police i'd get my life ruined, i don't think she wll
>>24921863
This is how murders start
>>24921999
I know this is fake but i bet itll be the top-updooted post on r/4chan tomorrow.
Kill her nigger son OP.
>>24922027
this is not fake
i just saw her peek outside her window at me
i will make her open the door and take a picture
i will show all of you assholes
>>24921999
AND HE GOT TRIPS, OP I BELIEVE IN YOU!!
>>24920878
>haha
>mickeydonalds
redpill me on OP
>>24922047
Make sure you show your retard face and a time stamp, also the black kid in the background for extra points
>>24920696
>girl
>wanna play a game
>eu4
What the fuck are you doing
>>24921999
Trips confirm OP manages to not get arrested (this time)
>>24922109
He's about to do the unpredictable
went around to her back to get a picture she looks really angry
KNOCKING NOW
WISH ME LUCK /BROS/
It's fucking happening, oh shit, oh shit.
>>24922154
she looks tasty
Is OP going to rape and murder this poor woman?
>>24922154
>>24922154
>White
>Son named Jaden
Watch out OP black guys will fuck you up
>>24922203
WHAT A TWIST
>>24921863
>>24922154
>Two pic from supposedly the same source device but with different resolutions.
Don't tell me you somehow brought two different cameras or are editing these pics before uploading OP. You're full of shit.
>>24922229
Could be zoomed in though
>>24922154
inb4 you get bit by doggo
>>24922229
I zoomed in jesus fuck you're even more retarded than i am
waiting at door
>>24922263
Good luck op God be with ye
>>24920696
People are actually believeing this after the last thread was a ruse?
shits obviously not real
Nice op
>>24922263
what are you planning and thinking about?
I hope you're sexsessful with sex, but be careful not to break the law
:3
I don't even care how fake this is, it makes me legitimately nervous. Shit nigga what are you doing to this poor woman?
he's fucking her right now guys
i need to leave this damned website
>>24922282
they come from a website called 'reddit'
>>24922317
this isnt the time for more autism
theres already enough
So I guess this is the point where he stops posting? The ruse ride was real though, he baited too many today.
>>24922384
one sec im inside im making her write a timestamp
she says she wants me to leave but she let me in so lmao
>>24921167
that image is fantastic
>>24922401
What are you autistic
>>24921475
OP are you talking to Will Smiths Wife?
hooooooly fuck-this is how psychopaths are created.
>>24922360
I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm not full robot, aka autistic.
I'm a cyborg, meaning i'm only semi autistic/normie. assburgers and such. it's like a doctor hyde and mr jekyl sorta thing
>>24922334
Same
Just leave it there OP.
>>24922460
With that comment you have confirmed your autism. Just accept who you are.
>believing this to be true
she's smiling at me i think its fake blocked out eyes though
she said we can watch ice age 2 but i have to leave after that
im going to fuck her btw
i cant believe this is happening hahahahahhahahhaa
fuckin yesEYS
>>24921999
>10 inch retard cock
>open up
It's like csgo in real life
>>24922533
holy shit......
inb4 rape
>>24922533
When the fuck will you take a high res pic holy shit
If you're that close it should at least look like you used half a potato
>>24922533
>tfw this master ruseman has a gf and I don't
she's a cutie
>>24922533
GODSPEED, ANON. MAKE US PROUD.
>>24922533
The twist is OP was a grill all along
>>24922533
You moron watch Ice Age 3, not 2
Ribbit
>OP is getting sex tonight
THIS ISN'T FAIR
IT JUST ISN'T
>>24922720
>take hand
>put it down pants
>now you can too
my soft soup can proves I'm not her
I'm actually cuddling with her right now and she doesn't mind that I'm not paying attention to her and on my phone
What do I do just tackle her and put it in?
>>24922778
yeah but make sure to knock her out
>>24922778
>What do I do just tackle her and put it in?
Yes
>>24922778
post pics of you fucking her
>>24922778
Holy fucking shit. No way this is real. Just don't fuck it up, man. This is your one chance.
>>24920727
Well i mean 5'7" is close enough and I'm Italian so pretty white :b and I'm basing my 8/10 on what my family tells me
>>24922778
I think shed love it if you stuck it in her, then showed your dick to her kid.
Plus it'd get that normie half-nigger shit back for ruining your chance to give her her first kid.
>>24922833
not me fug u
>>24922824
THIS
Don't fucking sit through the whole movie YOU and her obviously don't want to watch.
>>24922778
No, don't screw this up. Wait until she's ready.
>>24922833
>I'm basing my 8/10 on what my family tells me
I can't, this cracked me up
>>24922533
>coming up next 4chan autist breaks into single mother's home and forces her to take a picture with a "timestamp"
>there are people who think this is real
Some people are just too fucking stupid.
Just hold her down and lose your virginity already OP
>>24922896
Nobody caress
>>24922896
Some of us don't care about that anymore
It's as >>24922334 said
This is so clearly fake it's incredible people fall for it.
>>24923013
What are the telltale signs?
Probably OP's gf or something and both 4chan autists.
took this mid-sex
we're done now
i dont know how it works but im suddenly so exhausted
fuck everyone who doubted me bet youre just jealous
she wanted me to leave right after but i told her im staying until the end of the movie
im her boyfriend now
>>24923117
see
>>24921658
>>24921551
>>24921385
That should be enough
>>24923154
WHAT THE FUCK OP
IS SHE SLEEPING
>>24923166
Oh yeah, I'm an autist. What about the pic he just sent? Already his girlfriend, or did he actually manage to dekek himself?
>>24923154
>that chin herpes
>>24923173
no she was making weird noises
>>24923154
did you fucking kill her senpai?
>>24923154
This is OPs gf and they are playing some sort of fucking game with us
FUCK OFF AND DIE
>>24923154
OP is a girl
>>24923154
Only the timestamped half-nigger child will prove you're not full of shit.
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEBBIT
>>24923183
It could be fake. There are pics like that where you could put a date on it or maybe it's from another thread. It could be real but I seriously doubt so.
>>24923242
proof i am a boy
Show us her roastie cunt
>>24923385
Pics of the nigger son or bait confirmed.
>>24923385
I would fuck you, OP. Didn't have to rape anybody.
>>24923259
>>24923435
the kid is not half nigger i have no idea why people thought that
ill ask her if i can wake him up though brb
>>24920815
>hello? after one minute of her not responding
>>24923456
Honestly if this fuck posts a timestamped child I will fucking believe it. I want to believe so hard but the possibility of a mickydonalds spouting autist getting laid unfathomable to me.
>>24923501
glad to be of service normalfaggot
back to ice age
wil be logging off in like 30 mins
a
>>24923501
It's a massive troll. Still amusing, but not real.
>>24923587
that kid is totally half nigger
>>24923587
Oh god op if this is real you are so fucking screwed
>>24923587
looks like a lil nigger to me
op you got keked. enjoy paying child support for a roastie who decided to have sex with an ape.
>>24923587
>THE BABYS NOT HALF NIGGER
>I SWEAR
All that kid needs are jordans and watermelon.
>>24923587
>says he's not half-nigger
>is half-nigger
Nice try. I give a 7/10 bait
>>24923587
I am absolutely fucking stunned.
Even if this is somehow some sort of extreme ruse where all the stuff was planned out from the start, the amount of effort that would have gone into making this thread is amazing. Good thread OP.
>>24923587
holy shit
Well, you've fucked her and given us enough prove. Time to leave, OP.
>>24923660
Yeah I appraise him for it. It's one big plot but why? The twist still needs to come.
>>24923642
her ex was a Moroccan Jew who hit her constantly
I didn't think North Africans were black, sorry
>>24923680
*proof
my bad
>>24923691
>I didn't think North Africans were black, sorry
Stupid AND a cvck.
>>24921999
>my 10 inch retard cock
my sides have gone into orbit
>>24923691
>tfw now she's into a somewhat dangerous autist
Posting in legendary thread ... boyz
>>24923385
This could be anybody. Timestamp with thumb and mouth and peanut butter in ears next to naked gril or comfirmed bait
>>24923751
i know right!!? can't wait to see this one on the front page of /r/4chan hahaha 4chan is just crazy. what a bunch of goofballs xd
>>24923774
Kekekekek yeeeesh x3
>>24923691
He couldn't be blacker dude. He just couldn't be blacker. Children always have a light skin color as a baby but this little nigger stil has a dark skincolor he's a sandniger if he comes from morroco.
>>24923805
But his dad must be rich up the ass
>>24923758
Lmao I'm not doing that but here's me with a stamp again
See you all tomorrow, or maybe not guess I'll be a normie
Might kill her kid though
>>24923836
Wtf dont kill her kid man
>>24923836
You're not even close to a normie
>>24923836
what the hell is this thread
OP you are fucked in the head, even for 4chan standards
>>24923836
Do you have a photo of her naked?
I didn't realize morrocans were black. I won't let my girlfriend have a black baby. She's getting ready for the shower I think I'll do it, I got this far already
I'll do it nicely brb guys thank you for supporting me this far
>>24923898
Wew lad, edgy.
>>24923898
Now I'm sure it's all set up I knew we were waiting for a twist although I'm still slighlty sceptical.
>>24923836
>Might kill her kid though
Don't do that man, what the fuck
Also normies don't do that shit
>>24923836
>11/12/15
>It's the 12th unless you're west coast
>America doesn't do day/month/year but instead does month/day/year
Fake.
>>24923587
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL THIS ONE'S GOING IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
>>24923898
Kind of a shame that the reckless autism that got him laid will now put him behind bars. A grim fate for the robot that ascended into normiehood.
>>24923980
We are all stunned by your deductive skills.
nvm just gonna leave
not autistic enough to kill kid i guess
really think i'd be doing her a favor if i did tho
she wants me to come back tomorrow, should i?
>>24924141
Yes. Post more pics tomorrow. We will need daily updates of your relationship. Also nudes.
>>24924141
keep us posted faggot
also trip (in these threads)
>>24924141
Leave her and her kid alone now that you've fucked her
Now go wild and free and explore other vaginas around the world
What the actual fuck just happened?
Is it really that easy?
>>24924324
OP and his gf are fucking with us
>obviously fake but still took the bait.
Is OP considered white in America? I think it's his son and he looks like an arab.
>>24924485
I wonder where he got the kid desu.
Could this ruseman possibly have fathered a child?
>>24924485
It's really not that hard to believe considering all the proof
>>24921385
I know you're trolling, but aside from all caps, the Yahtzee thing totally would have been an alright move.
>>24923154
I am laughing so hard OP I literally couldn't breathe for two seconds
Post a pic of your rock hard retard dick op
>>24923587
what the fuck is happening here?
>>24920696
>tfw no one to play eu4 with
>>24923385
>white
top blox
>>24920878
>maybe go to mickydonalds
fuck you ya cunt my stomach hurts from laughing
>white
>post pics looking like Achmed
Topkek m8
this is a lie, Op is just pulling our horses senpai
>>24923691
am north african morrocan . we are brown but not nigger black . and this kids color could be morrocan bc of its hair . its not nigger hair.
so i believe its not a nigger baby.
>This threadpretty obviously fake at this point but a nice ruse OP
>>24923856
He's a total Chad mate.
