Escort I've seen a few times.
Genuinely interested in how she responds but the question isn't serious although I'd like to cuddle.
>>24919997
can i ask where you live?
i might be able to get you cuddles for free
"The sausage is speaking"
>>24919997
Three baits in a row, it's not working anymore fa'm. Good try though.
>>24919997
Can you hear the sausage too?
>>24919997
Trying too hard. Way too hard. It's not even a rouse anymore.
The sausage is speaking
Can you hear it?
I've came in her every time we had sex. Yes she is a prostitute but only has a small clientele and were both cool with each other.
>>24920130
Ask if you can study with her
>>24920130
Dude wtf. The turbobetas really come out on the weekend
Is her sausage making sounds?
Awaiting her response
>>24919997
I thought her name was Shannon? Or was it Kathryn?
prostitutes make the best friends
Saw a thing on one of those police shows where they set up a sting to catch men looking for prostitutes. One of the guys they caught just wanted to cuddle so they couldn't charge him with anything. They let him go after they were done laughing at him. Feels were felt.
>>24920556
Never met an escort with those names
>>24920130
>babydoll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAOOO
BETA AS FUCK
>>24920690
>calls him a term of endearment
>literally paying for affection
Take notes roasties, if you want a bf, become an escort
>>24920690
She's nothing but a whore anyway, literally.
>>24920737
you remind me of a guy i met in the psychiatric hospital i bet you think youre just as special as he does.
guess what, nobody texts you first you disgusting shit waste, and thats because nobody likes being around you
Please tell me this is a fake text app or something. I couldn't be this beta if I tried, and that's saying something.
>>24920737
listen dude, i'm gonna be upfront about this: assess you life. you are making a giant ass of yourself to a "stranger", and the internet. what if this were a girl you knew? a non-whore, as it were? would you say something like that to them? there's no way to get around how awkward this is but you are making it so much more awkward ... and you're talking to a prostitute! why did you say that? what would she say in response?
unless you're in to humiliation, i can't fathom your continued actions.
>>24920737
he did it.
he actually did it.
the absolute madman.
>>24920765
>>24920801
He's right though, she's an actual whore. Why should he care what she thinks of him? Don't be whiteknight autists.
>>24920737
I still cringed though.
>>24920850
not to sound asspained, but i have to clarify. this isn't "for her sake". i'm sure she hears this kind of shit--and much worse--all the time. i have heard worse personally, confessed by all sorts of people. even i've slipped up and said things i'll always be embarrassed about.
i'm just baffled that someone would say "i haven't jacked off in six months" to an escort who made it very clear she did not have the time to deal with his cuddling bullshit. at least if it's a guy or girl you know it's somewhat justified. there are plenty of women on the internet who will do this shit for money, but you don't ask a prostitute. that's really sad.
>>24920801
>listen dude, i'm gonna be upfront about this: assess you life. you are making a giant ass of yourself to a "stranger"
who the fuck cares, its a floosie he'll never see again
>>24920737
>mentioning how low value you are to a woman
protip: don't
>>24920801
I literally don't care. I'm doing this because I'm bored and want to make an interesting thread. I literally don't care how cringy it may sound or what. In the end she's a nasty whore in the literal definition and I couldn't give a fuck less about what she thinks.
oh fuck what are you doing?
>>24920929
>i'm just baffled that someone would say "i haven't jacked off in six months" to an escort
should it really matter what the prostitute says or thinks about the matter?
It's like coming into a mcdonald's 2 minutes before it closes and asking for anything
Obviously not, but thousands of people do it all of the time
>>24920982
she's gonna call the cops on you, you sound like you about to go american psycho
>>24920982
Accidentally skipped ahead but you people getting offended by this is really weird.
This girl knows nothing about me except for what I look like and what I drive. I know where she lives and she doesn't even know my real name. It's just nonsensical fun to me.
>>24920934
you just explained what i have been trying to explain in two sentences. why are you disagreeing with me.
this is just embarrassing. this isn't cringe funny, it's cringe period.
>>24921082
at least he's talking to a woman though and potentially setting up intimacy with one. he's making painful steps, but its better than wallowing at the pale end of a computer monitor. you're being negative for no real reason
I have to be up for work in the morning but I'll keep posting until I fall asleep
>>24921137
i'm angry because i made a really nice risotto and it's GOING TO WASTE.
>>24920850
it's not about what she thinks it's just i can tell this guy is a tryhard
>>24921148
yeah you're bipolar or a sociopath and it's fucking annoying
>>24921298
Fuck off faggot. I had yet another shitty day and am feeling entertained for the moment.
>>24921342
go fuck yourself you have low standards for entertainment and faggot level tolerance for bs
>>24921148
text her you will pay her $1000 if she will cuddle and sing to you
