Wagekeks will ask me the silliest of questions. You know how they function, they always do this shit.
So a wagekek comes up to me and says "you lay around all day, you watch anime all day, but what have you contributed to society?"
Always about 'muh contribushuns,' right? So I told the wagekek: I've helped contribute to economic growth through paying for goods and services.
You should've seen the look on his face. He asks "how do you get the goddamn money to pay for anything as a NEET?!"
So I told him...check your tax history wagekek!
I SWEAR THEY WILL NEVER LEARN!
Thank you all so much, you've been a terrific audience!
Investment sites are pretty cool since you can start with like $10 and earn up to $20,000
>>24914664
>shills
>>24914600
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! WOOOOOOOO TELL US MORE!
Do you walk around everywhere wearing a blanket?
>>24915042
it is his robe, the status symbol of his NEET monkdom.
>>24915042
It's a cassock of enlightenment associated with neo-monastic living.
>>24915042
>not wanting to be 100% comfy 100% of the time
>>24915841
This tbqh. Comfy life is best life.
>>24914600
Is this the shittiest meme of the year, or is this the shittiest meme of the year? Its only made worse by its use of normiefrog.
Woo! We're gonna be here all night the way things are going! You guys are ROARING!
Roaring...roaring like the other day I went to subway, did the usual routine. Got a sandwich made for me exclusively by a certified subway sandwich artist, y'know, typical day in the life.
After I sit down...oh, it was a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sub, by the way, highly recommend.
But after I sit down, this wagekek comes around the corner and sits in front of me. Hear him talking on his cellphone.
"Why the fuck are you doing this to me?!" I hear him say. Wonder who he could be talking to.
He's sitting down, running his fingers through his hair looking pretty stessed, and the next thing he said made it all very clear...
"You're cheating on ME with HIM, HIM who doesn't even have a fucking job."
He angrily hangs up, and I lean in and tell him, "forget that bitch...another day, another dollar."
...
Then I went and I fucked his wife
>>24914600
>copying and pasting
>>24916066
Pepe is OUR meme. Normies don't understand.
>>24916325
>Tumblr
>normies
>>24914600
Damn, recycling jokes from yesterday already NEETcu ck? I thought you had all the time in the world to come up with new material?
What do you call a NEET fucking your wife while you're at work?
HIS FANTASY.
>>24917816
Its about time someone did this.
and what's the deal with NEETs and their blankets huh? you never see a NEET without it. Makes you wonder what they're hiding underneath there. Their magnum opus? Answers to the most vexing problems in mathematics? my money is on years of self-loathing and a shit-stained diaper.
>>24918205
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
MORE, MORE
>>24918205
>years of self-loathing
The pot's really calling the kettle black here.
>>24918380
Yeah, but the difference between you and me is that at the end of my self loathing, I get a paycheck.
>>24918569
And at the end of your paycheck, there's a bit of it that goes to me.
Now go rest up. I want you functioning at 110% tomorrow wagekek. Max effort now!
>>24918651
>a bit
lmao, he gets 2000 while you get 50
It's only funny once. You fucking idiot
>>24918651
Have fun with the scraps. Im sure the autism is worth the bux you get for it.
But seriously folks, I should get to bed soon. You know how strenuous it can be getting paid to sit at a desk all day. And the boss worked me to the bone over the weekend. You all know how tough barbecues can be. Am I right? Nah, I'm just joshing ya NEETY, I know you don't know that feel.
>>24918651
>a bit
Not even that, my friend.
Acording to statistics, you get about 0.003 dollars from my paycheck...
I gave a homeless guy 2$ today...
Come to think of it, you guys are not so different...
Both of you survive just by handouts from society...
Of couse with the exeption that my street-roaming friend earn much, much more than you...
BOOOOOOO
YOU DID THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT
GET OFF THE STAGE, NEET. COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING NEW
>>24918868
Can this guy become a meme?
Actually doing work...I said to myself what the fuck?
Then i realized that it was me..who was the wage kek
>>24914600
>heylookitsthisthreadagain.jpg
>>24915093
like how hitchhikers all carry towels.
Daily reminder to sage and hide all neet threads.
>>24920054
What did you mean by this exactly?
You know how fatchix love to call anyone with a normal BMI "anorexic"? This is the financial version of that
>>24921092
Neet threads are cancer, saging and filtering are the chemo.
