what's the most embarrassing moment in your life?
posting in this threadEl Psy Congroo
whole life is made up of a little embarrassing moments to the point when I subconciousively started to initiate them as well with stressfull situations. Otherwise I can't feel alive.
>maniac.jar
>>24914676
>some fucker pulled down my trousers at the school parade
not wearing underwear anymore 2 years later
>IT class
>hottest chick in school asking what I'm doing on the compyuter
>c-c-c-heck out by yourself (that was my first stutter ever)
>bend over so I can see her boobs perfectly
>red alert everywhere.
>everyone notices
now I stare at boobs whenever I want
booring but I have nothing better to do.
I shit myself in public
Pissed the bed on an overnight field trip in fifth grade. A classmate found my Pull-Up.
That's all the detail I want to give.
.long story but my gf at the time went to go move my car out of the mall parking lot and found a bunch of empty beer cans, a porno magazine and a used pocket pussy.
My gf fucking me in a bed we were sharing with my mom.
>in my 6th grade science class one day
>since around a couple months ago (at the time) i've been getting random boners so I guess it's puberty
>were doing a partner project and I get paired randomly with this 9/10 gril with huge breast
>I am wearing shitty sweatpants and boxers
I want to say right now that at the time I wasn't even conscious of the fact that someone could just look under the table and see my raging boner
>think I am sneaky so I put on my coat and start just thinking about her tits for a while as my shlong hardens
>Some random kid from across the classroom drops his pencil on the floor and kneels down to get it
>I look at him right when he is on his knees looking for his pencil and he looks up at me from under the desks at an angle where he can see my erection
>OHSHITFAM.WEBM
>IMMEDIATELY YELLS "ANON'S GOT A HUGE BOOOO-"
>somehow god decided to forgive me for all my sins i've committed right then and there and bestowed some empathy into this guy to not completely destroy me
>"ROCKET, I MEAN HE HAS A ROCKET!"
>everyone looks at him weird
>I am panicking, sweating and my face is full red
>Everyone LUCKILY just shrugs it off and continues back with their work
8 yrs l8r and we are BEST PALS STILL. After that day he made fun of me but just started routinely talking to me all the way up through the rest of middle school and highschool so I guess it was pretty guud :^)))
Shit my pants during a boy scout summer camp years ago. I hadn't shit in ~5 days and couldn't hold it in anymore. I, uh, had a phobia of using toilets outside my house.
I left the troop shortly afterward.
>shot load into eye
>get eye infection
>refuse to go to doctor bc they might run tests
>go whole week with one ultra red & throbing eye
>>24915428
>I, uh, had a phobia of using toilets
POO
IN
LOO
